CTRL+V THREAD! [part 8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 00:12

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 03:26

世界

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 07:18

burberry sale change my life

what conical hypotheses do i owe to god
for great burberry

yea ( ゚ ヮ゚)
dirac was pleased with capacitor burberry transition
thanks,
shankar

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 07:22

"Bump.y" This is idle
( gravure idol
and live idle
, idle net
about including) a stub
is.
Categories of this article and correct
to give such as you, who is seeking the cooperation
( entertainer wiki project
).

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6918 20:52

http://pastehtml.com/view/c7nozs39h.html Adjust the speed with the buttons to sync up with almost any beat! Ain't JS amazing?

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 01:22

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 05:19


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908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 06:36

C:\Misc\vba

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6919 08:14

Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above,
and Stalin our Leader, with faith in the People,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Soviet Motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 00:26

>>907 What happened here? It looks like the disc for a Touhou game has a scratch on it.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 16:38

Allowing a woman to yap in perpetuity will, after a certain threshold of one-sided conversation has been crossed, take you further from closing the deal. You risk becoming a betaboy cipher for all her worries and anxieties, your ear serving as the metaphorical vagina into which she can squirt her emotional discharge.

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 02:56

I'm the Cuban at the door,
called a commie and a whore.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 15:05

But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile shit.

(heh... the captcha for this post is nom)

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 17:32

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 23:18

The medieval theologian Thomas Aquinas argued that rape, though sinful, was much less unacceptable than masturbation or coitus interruptus, because it fulfilled the procreative function of sex, while the other acts violated the purpose of sex.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 04:37

so I would have to fail the test 10 times for it to be worth it

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 07:20

I'm so happy because today I've found my tanasinn
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, cause so are you
We've broken our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze
Cause I've found tanasinn, hey, hey, hey

I like tanasinn
I miss tanasinn
I love tanasinn
I kill tanasinn

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 10:40

th this Thaumast, with great toil and vexation of spirit, rose up, but in rising let a great baker's fart, for the bran came after, and pissing withal very strong vinegar, stunk like all the devils in hell. The company began to stop their noses; for he had conskited himself with mere anguish and perplexity

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 04:25

WE WERE ALL GIVEN A BEAUTIFUL, ARTICULATE, POETIC ENDING TO A GREAT STORY AND FOR MANY OF YOU, YOUR CHOICE WAS TO SPIT IN ITS FUCKING FACE.

SO WHEN WE GET TO THAT POINT IN THE CYCLE WHERE A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO GAME SERIES GIVES US ANOTHER POIGNANT ENDING, CAN WE PLEASE DO BETTER NEXT TIME?

WITH LOVE AND HOPE,

<3 HULK

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 04:55

わぁいEl se queda con el para la próxima temporada あかりEl se queda con el para la próxima temporada大好き

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 07:59

First it’s not exact data. It’s an estimate based on asking people to recall what they’ve eaten. And there’s a whole lot we don’t know about the people who ate more eggs, like what else were they eating, and how did they prepare those eggs, info that may very well be responsible for the artery impact. Even the study’s author admits that there are other factors, which could have affected the outcome that weren’t looked at, such as physical activity level. Perhaps heavy egg eaters are less active. Bottom line: this may be a clue but it’s no smoking gun.

When you look at the overall body of research on eggs, there’s a lot of good news. A University of Connecticut study found that when egg and bagel breakfasts contained an identical number of calories, those who ate eggs reported feeling less hungry and more satisfied for up to three hours and naturally consumed fewer calories later in the day. Another study published in the International Journal of Obesity found that eating eggs for breakfast as part of a reduced-calorie diet helped overweight dieters lose 65 percent more weight and feel more energized than those who ate a bagel breakfast with an equal number of calories and an identical volume. And a third bagel versus egg breakfast study found that after eight weeks, egg eaters lost almost twice as much weight, and had an 83 percent greater decrease in their waistlines, compared to the bagel group.

As for heart health, these studies found no significant differences in subjects’ blood cholesterol levels. That’s not surprising because newer research has confirmed that saturated fat in the diet, not cholesterol, is what influences blood cholesterol levels the most. While whole eggs are high in cholesterol, they’re low in saturated fat. One large egg contains just 1.5 grams, compared to three grams in a cup of two percent milk or seven grams in a tablespoon of butter.

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 23:51

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 01:11

I try not repeating myself with my music which makes me something like a non genre type, but roughly it could be described as psychedelic moog influenced electro 8bit Future Cumbia Bass Rap Dada Swing Beat, Plunderphonic futurist Protopop, Jellyfish Tango for Vampires and Booty Bounce.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:21

>>926

>“Suicide is major health problem,” said Brundin

No! Really? Also, where the fuck did your indefinite article go?

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 23:37

Dirty lookin' Asian place must have KickAss food.

"Oh I wish I got a Preparation H."
I know it's a ad for hemorrhoid.
But the ad popped in my head when i got in the place.

i've never got it.
But my dad had p r e t t y bad hemorrhoid.
So,.....
He did some strange funkky Asian herb testament for it.

"Garlic moxa cautery right on his butthole?"
That's what I said to my mom when she told me that that was what's gonna happen to dod.
I was small, about ....6.
I remember that there was a herb lady in my house making the girlic moxa with mom & I, 1.5 inch diameter round thing mixed with minced girlic and some herbs.
Sticky Shit.
I thought 1.5 inch is too big.

By the way, hemorrhoid is sounds like "G' in Japanese.
But you gotto say it short.
it's an ONE word for hemorrhoid in Japanese.
when I start taking English class, I thought the English name hemorrhoid is too long for "G".

I thought G-string is named after Japanese hemorrhoid.

Whatever.

I had a Wonton noodle soup and Curry potstickers.
So, why O why the hemorrhoid ad popped into my head?
I think because i have a dirty mind.
NO!
I always wondering how to use the medicine.
Don't you have to get cleaned the area before put the stuff on?
So, How can you sure the area is 100% clean?
So, my dirty mind has been questioned how clean you can get the area.
Well,...
This place is a butthole dirty place.
the place was really strangely dark, all fluorescent lights are dying, sticky tables.
The place isn't clean like butthole no matter how much you try to clean.
So, I got really excited, Dirty Asian place got GREAT Food sometimes.

I know it doesn't make any sense but what I trying say is that .... dirty restaurant gotto have KickAss Flavored Food.
So, GIVE ME an KickAss-WonTon, GODDAMN!!!!
Don't give me the YoYo-wonton shit.

That's why Panda-X-press is pretty clean because they make YoYo Fxxxed up Chinese food.

Dirty Lookin' Asian place MUST have KickAss food, period!

I don't know.
I like to go to a dirty lookin' butthole like Asian restaurant because sometimes you'll get a great food cheap.
But, No, not here.

Please see Ken K.'s review for more detail.

Btw,
Akiko T. said,
"Nobu-san, anone, don't you remember the Japanese hemmoroid medicine called, "G-4"? Don't you think that's the best name? My dad had them too!"

G-4?
Japanese hemmoroid medicine?
OMG!
WhatTheFXXX?
What'sWrongWith Japanese?

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929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 01:41

Jono Sperzieboon grey hair

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 03:31

riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 10:00

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 15:08

>>930
Good Job. You are starting to Finally read Good Lit -- Rob

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 16:08

You want to really make your iced coffee worth it? Freeze coffee in an ice cube tray. Use in place of regular ice. That way your coffee doesn't dilute.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 16:52

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937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:46

Now playing: Pentagram - Wartime

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 19:00

Yeah, cupcake, because my hand is FAR better company than YOU could EVER be. It doesn't lie, it doesn't scheme, it doesn't oblige me to buy it drinks; it's really attached to me, it takes my pleasure seriously, it knows where I like to be touched; it doesn't try to shame me - and it even lights my post-orgasmic cigarette and puts it in my mouth.

939 Name: tokiko / archduke : 1993-09-6932 03:05

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 06:23

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 16:31

a wise old Chinese man stripping for food once told me before his arrest: "You can kill the quiet spider if you'd rather the swarm of flies"

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 18:35

CXGMDdJ06HQ

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 20:28

安全地帯 歌詞

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 20:55

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945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 22:45

>>944 Is that Sailor Saturn with part of her magic wand missing?

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 22:52

>>945
I have no idea. I don't even know why it was in my clipboard.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 14:44

Sexy hiking

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 22:41

項張

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 00:33

im pretty sure my central nervous system got the short burst of enjoyable neurotransmitters that i was looking for when i typed this out while imagining viciously torturing you. of course it probably had little or no negative effect on the emotional well being of the target, but i never expected it to. i type comments on the internet for my own satisfaction, so i would call it a smashing success. so i guess since you probably think that the weight of aggressive speech is only in how much it affects the audience, your comments are pretty impotent. i like to think that you cry about it. faggot. also, ill go ahead and put an addendum on here addressing the ignorant worthless pieces of shit that seemed to imply i'm stupid. the scientific method is pretty basic, and its taught in grade school. you HAVE to eliminate all potential confounding variables. otherwise the accuracy of your results are strictly limited to the environment and presence of additional variables in which you tested. thats why modern ethics makes most studies of the effects of things on humans essentially guess work because its not proper to experiment on people like they are lower animals. so you can all shut the fuck up. i may not know science better than scientists, and most likely do not, but i clearly have a better understanding of it than you illiterate mouth breathing troglodytes. hope youre mothers die and your children all get cancer.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 19:52

its me. i have the pac-man fever. the doctor says i have a measly few weeks to live and already my body is jaundiced and featureless. my eyes have regressed into my skull and the corners of my mouthve turned to angular points so its impossible for me to form clear syllables or speak without opening my mouth into a quarter circle. my body rejects everything. im living off a supply of vitamin supplements which replace food ever since i lost control of my bodily functions and soil myself if i ever keep things down. cant stop lusting for strawberries. red pain. my wife has left me and i have dreams about amorphous colours with eyes chasing me through a neon hedgemaze. im cold. why god.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:44

top dog

I cant have a bank acoount cause my now divorsed wifes os alot of money so if i get a bank it will all be gone cause her debt so i need a card for me to use but with lowest cost to me an im still not sure i like what i see so far an it will take her along time to pay her debt

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 02:13

なゆ - [兎ましまろ #08] dreamin' tails

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 07:20

http://cantada.ca/ <- tbh tho you wouldn't want to know what some of these things are aboot

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 18:37

ERROR:長すぎる行があります!

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>>187
Well yeah I've heard of them, but those are stereotypes whites have for each other. I've never heard what the Japanese think white people are like, but I read about how white people get treated by Japanese. Getting spat on, denied housing, being constantly asked when they are leaving Japan. It's pretty racist if you ask me. In the future, I plan on being an English teacher in Japan. I hope the Japanese, as a whole, become less racist. I think the Japanese are pretty cool. I hope they like me.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 19:28

Let's leave the hut for now, and have a look at the stone construction from earlier

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 20:41

secre

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 20:43

あなたがいなくて寂しいです あこがれて

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 21:18

the timid and luxurious inhabitants of a declining empire must be allured into the service by the hopes of profit, or compelled by the dread of punishment.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 13:22

a noob isn’t going to be as useful as a career fisherman. Plus, if they were honest and hardworking, they probably wouldn’t of gotten press-ganged in the first place, so the boss has to consider that, too, before he hires them.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 14:44

The questionable character of the concepts of "outer" and "inner" experience. Why has the experience of the bodily thing in the life-world, as the experience of something "merely subjective," not previously been included in the subject matter of psychology?

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 16:35

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 22:51

小野恵令奈 - [涙サプライズ! #03] First Love

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 12:58

デザイナーなかじま かおる。 1960アイチケン トヨカワ市うまれ.26才。… おまんこ.なめてぇーよぅ エッチする女ノ子がほしいチツちゃん、クリちゃん、スキ!スキ!

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 06:02

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 21:12

gay boy puken n other peoples cars n shit at kid rock i was embarrassed to be wit u sike i had a blast lets get up ths weeknd homo

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 21:47

Just think of it like it's spaghetti and you're in an Italian kitchen.

This helped me back in Somalia.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 04:45

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 08:44

Test proctor said it was もったいない that I keep failing because I'm a good driver and did everything perfectly. If that's true then just give me the goddamn license already!
(reason for fail: didn't check over my shoulder before a turn. I know I checked, so he must have just missed it.)

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 11:48

but it's the one for which you can't in theory find most of what

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 20:54

gogameguru.com/quadruple-ko-group-of-death-17th-samsung-cup/

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6945 23:25

hexNibble

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6946 22:35

Part of the mechanics of shifting to this focalized account involves announcing its onset
to the reading audience. Both texts demarcate the shift clearly within their discourse. In Cogadh
Gáedel re Gallaib, for instance, a purely narrative account of the Battle of Clontarf is interrupted
to allow us to see the battle from Brian’s limited and marginal perspective. The narrator
addresses the reading (or listening) audience with the statement: “Imtus imorro Briain mic
Cennetig” /“Let us speak now of the adventures of Brian, son of Cenneidigh, during this
time” (Ch. 113; 196-97). Orkneyinga saga’s Chapter 56 provides similar stage directions for the
reader. As the narrative moves from accounts of Earl Magnús’s life to a recounting of his attested
miracles after death, the narrator announces the shift: “Nú munu vér fyrst láta dveljask söguna of
hríð ok segja heldr nakkvat frá þeim jartegnum háleitum, er guð hefir veitt fyrir verðleika sakar
ins helga Magnúss jarls” (Ch. 56; 122) /“Now we must first let the story rest for a while and
instead tell something of the sublime miracles which God performed because of the merit of the
holy jarl Magnús” (102). The two texts display a surprisingly similar inscribed narrator, one
probably strongly influenced by hagiographic literature, a quintessentially important literary and
religious genre of the time throughout the region (Nagy 1997; Lindow 2001; DuBois 2008;
Ommundsen 2010).

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 01:15

Essentially, Zack seems keenly aware of the startling fact of his existence: he lives in his own television show.

It is, after all, the only explanation for his overblown ego and flippant attitude toward the feelings of real human beings. Other than this, Zack plays his part dutifully, exhibiting a shallow repentance and deep insecurity whenever his hare-brained and self-aggrandizing plans go off the rails. Zack knows that these characters must ultimately accept him back into their good graces – otherwise the show won’t work. Still, his constant need for reassurance from what may be most shallow characters in existence demonstrates that Zack suffers from a deep, existential loneliness. Zack understands his role perfectly: the only human being in a world of cardboard cutouts, separated from mankind by a one-way mirror. He is starved for relationships with those who watch him. He communicates with them as if they are his best friends, but he can only find reciprocation within his carelessly crafted world. There, the girls worship him, nerds fear him and jocks revere him, but Zack can never be truly fulfilled. Zack is stuck in a white male escapist fantasy hell.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 03:19

siu maai

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6947 22:09

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 06:46

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 20:13

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979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6948 22:09

"Watashi wa anata no koto wo totemo aishite iru kara, anata ga konoyo no dokoka ni iru toiu koto ga wakaru dake de juubun nan desu," Greece whispers, and he can tell from the way Japan's eyes widen that his language lessons were successful.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 05:55

「電車 対面」

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 09:06

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 10:13

your dashboard is silent. you cant see any john egbert, any screaming post about an update. the homestuck fandom cant be found. all you see is the forgotten posts about “getting the game” and “finally i got it”.

the homestuck fandom is gone

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6949 10:52

日常の日常シーン集1

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 20:57

The girls from "16 and Pregnant" are given $150,000 to do the show and are in fact not turned into glue after filming, but allowed to continue their lives unabated

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6950 22:26

Men pay prostitutes so they will go away once the act is consumated.

Even if women were “giving it away for free” they still want men to linger around for post-coital soul-searching. What can one do when caught in this predicament; connect dots on the ceiling or mentally construct a garage? It’s excruciating.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 00:06

omg casper won't do his business unless dan goes to the toilet
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987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 00:08

I just tried your new place out in Lancaster CA, I have never seen a Yoshinoya branch THAT busy, ever.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6951 03:16

989 Name: ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ : 1993-09-6951 22:31

ttp://emojicons.com/
It no longer takes any skill to be a weeaboo.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 05:46

>>989
I find that distasteful.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 20:19

Don't want to be caught off guard

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 21:25

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1646019

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6952 23:51

Russia and China to back Iran resolution
With Israel threatening to use military force, agreement is seen as progress after months of diplomatic deadlock.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 01:13

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 15:11

In another pic I think she's wearing a killers shirts and you can see a sideboob. It doesn't look too bad.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6953 21:29

The Food Bank Program, administered by Social Welfare Canada, is actually proud of the fact it is distributring the greatest amount of free meals and food vouchers ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, adminstered by the Canada Parks and Natural Resources, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 00:22

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 03:27

enjoy life!

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 04:09

         oink!!ー       ∩∩
    、__,,,ノw、          (;・-・) Charging razorback hawg outta nowhere!!
  三 ( = = .・`e       = ⊂   )
     ゙vv-vv"       = ミ三三彡
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