CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
[01:04:11] I will do anything you tell me.
[01:04:30] Ah~ Send me lewd photos~
[01:06:02] Will you even do things that I tell you as a joke?
[01:06:16] Yes.
j7.boobz@gmail.com wants to be able to chat with you. Okay?
>day 69 in Equestria
>get summoned to royal party in Canterlot
>get much too drunk and proposition Princess Celestia
>"Would you care to try a bit of orangutangadingdong?"
>she's drunk enough to accept, oddly enough
>unfortunately
>"Anonymous, where's the rest of your penis? Whom do you think you're going to satisfy with that thing?"
>you tap yourself on the chest with your thumb. "Me."
>and stick it in her pooper, shouting "SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS"
>next morning you're both really hung over
>you can tell she's PISSED, too
>"so, Anonymous, do you like bananas?"
>uh oh
>as the guards load you into the giant moon cannon
>you give a thumbs-up and shout "Totally worth it!"
自宅警備員
of course Nelson Mandela is still alive hell be alive forever he's probably immortal.
Terminology and basic
I use it?
To read the threads and less to do?
Paste the link or image and you can use tags?
What is "I was moved," "bone" Oh?
What is "troll"?
But who have submitted a lot of people with the same name?
What 's the string attached and the name of ◆ ★ What is this?
What ya "return" "Ya Delete Delete people"?print "Hi there!\n";
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PODTr9UepDE
Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break
Doom. Or should I say Dumb, this game is a piece of crap.
I downloaded it to my 360 because I kept seeing all this stuff about how great it is, but then I played it and it was so stupid. First of all, the graphics are terrible. Like, horrible beyond belief. How could someone have EVER thought they were acceptable? The gun is right in the middle of the screen, not in the proper place at the right side, and there's no running animation hardly at all. They couldn't even think up with original names like in modern shooters, they just call them "shotgun" and "plasma gun". What the fuck is a plasma? Or a BFG for that matter. The enemies look terrible as well. Stupid kiddie monster enemies that just spin around so they always look at you, and everything is so bad and pixellated. It hurts my eyes.
I guess they were too dumb back then to make good smart AI like today to put in human enemies, so they just had to use gay pink demons and shit instead. They just run at you, it's so stupid. And you run at like a hundred miles and hour, and you carry so many guns. WHAT? That is so pointless and stupid. Nobody can carry that many guns, how is that realistic at all? I'll tell you, ITS NOT
The maps all suck, you can't tell what anything is supposed to be. I guess its on a space station? There's a lot of computers and shit, and they're all huge, probably the kind of computer they needed to play this back in 99. I could probably play this now on my phone, lol.
The music is shit. It's all beeps and boops and rapes my ears. I just turned it down and played my own over top, I suggest you do the same.
Finally, the stupid face at the bottom. What is that? Is this supposed to be a cartoon? He looks stupid and just as bad and pixelated as the rest of everything.
I can't give it lower than a one star, but if I could I would give it OVER -9001/5
get a cheeseburger and expose my penis into the complaint center
a derpcat likes dragon dildoes in the debian repository
derpcat failed penis inspection day behind an apple store
it wont connect? try not to suck any dicks on your way
i don't want to suck 36 dicks on the way
oh god flying penis clusters
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Huge annoying piece of metal, IMHO
We were very open about our fetishes and experiment with each other to see what really worked best.
馬男根
U need to wwebsite as on net to find shrooms
屁をひって尻窄め = 'There's no point in squeezing your butt cheeks after you've farted.' Words to live by, my friend.
أناااا أخطبوط
Can I give you a ring when it suits you to discuss the details, as I have one thing I need to ask you.
(´･ω･`)
I tried several times, in several ways, soiling my hands with a foul deed made of broken eggs. Now the chickens look at me in pain and terror, but I finally found the right recipe for my Egg pinhole.
I want to fap out. I wanna fap so brightly and so fiercely that when the cum is out, there's gonna be just a mound of white cum and nothing else. No tissue, no sweat. Just white cum.
interlocutors submit report to Chidambaram
nd ikno spida dat nigga got crack fo days niggas sleep he held da right side down him nd lil kemo
emesis
Labour leader Ed Miliband referred to the disclosure that the Prime Minister signed off text messages to the former tabloid editor with the message "LOL", meaning "lots of love".
The Pillows - Last Dinosaur - FLCL Original Soundtrack 3
You're riding on an elevator. On the way up, it stops to let someone on, and when the doors open up, you gaze upon a bewildering sight; David Duchovny dressed in drag. Suddenly, on the way up, the elevator stops. You reach for the phone to call for help, only to have the receptionist regret to inform you it will at least take a couple hours to free you. In the meantime, you will have to wait.
Out of the corner of your eye, you notice Duchovny wink at you. What do?
you play the titular Blackstar, a self-styled private eye cum vigilante
I am now certain that primeval times and the future are an ouroboros. This music is like carefully digging up the Mongoloid’s layers of history and reading the patterns of its earthenware. I hope Urichipangoon will solve the mystery of the bronze vessel.
Will every1 thats gan bout sayin ma wee brother raped a 15 yr old jst fuk off wit ur rumuars,use dnt no any of wat happened so stay the fuk out of it. If any of use gt out 2 say them cum 2 me,it nt fair that use all hink that of him wen he aint dun fuk all wrong
diseases such as obesity
All alone he turns to stone
While holding his breath half to death
Terrified of whats inside
To save his life
He crawls like a worm
Crawls like a worm from a bird
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".
"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity
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Semper Fi.
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Followed By Death
Prior to Megrahi's death, reports suggested his prostate cancer had spread to his neck.
Hilton Hawaiian Village
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Обнаженная бестия
BROWN, Robert O., 18, of Astoria, died in Astoria. Caldwell’s Luce-Layton Mortuary in Astoria is in charge of the arrangements.
http://www.dailyastorian.com/obituaries/deaths-may/article_c9028bdc-a115-11e1-9a2b-0019bb2963f4.html
Lusophobia (Portuguese: Lusofobia) is a hostility toward Portugal, a nation occupying the west of the Iberian Peninsula in south-western Europe, its Portuguese people or the Portuguese language and culture.
no!
i just don't want to eat your womb
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jele köcsög volt
Anal Temptation Of Big Breasts Mother
the Israeli point of view which at this hour was nothing but pop music videos where groups of lightly bearded men sang amongst sand dunes while fighter jets flew overhead. The Israelis didn’t need propaganda for this war, they just needed theme music.
Alice Donut
"Let's get to 1000 by x" and "ITT we x" are just another way to say "I want to make a popular thread but I have no original ideas." One of these kinds of threads every once in a while might be kind of funny, but damn guys, lay off it a little, it's getting patently ridiculous scrolling down through a full page of nothing but the same text.
I suppose this text will be copied into every reply because every trace of free thought and creativity has been drained from DQN. (Or rather, it never existed in the first place but we used to at least copy interesting threads from 2ch.) We need to get some of the old crap back; it may have been crap but there were at least some brain cells in the primordial soup.
part_particles_create(global.p_EnemyBoom,x,y,global.boom2,50);
part_particles_create(global.p_EnemyBoom,x,y,global.boom3,1);
"Let's get to 1000 by x" and "ITT we x" are just another way to say "I want to make a popular thread but I have no original ideas." One of these kinds of threads every once in a while might be kind of funny, but damn guys, lay off it a little, it's getting patently ridiculous scrolling down through a full page of nothing but the same text.
I suppose this text will be copied into every reply because every trace of free thought and creativity has been drained from DQN. (Or rather, it never existed in the first place but we used to at least copy interesting threads from 2ch.) We need to get some of the old crap back; it may have been crap but there were at least some brain cells in the primordial soup.
TRL+V THREAD! [part 8] (583)■ ▲ ▼
1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 00:12
CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 21:36
no!
i just don't want to eat your womb
575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 23:27
ibm model m5-1
576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 00:19
jele köcsög volt
577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 07:15
Anal Temptation Of Big Breasts Mother
578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 09:43
the Israeli point of view which at this hour was nothing but pop music videos where groups of lightly bearded men sang amongst sand dunes while fighter jets flew overhead. The Israelis didn’t need propaganda for this war, they just needed theme music.
579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 13:01
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580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 16:16
Alice Donut
581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 16:24
"Let's get to 1000 by x" and "ITT we x" are just another way to say "I want to make a popular thread but I have no original ideas." One of these kinds of threads every once in a while might be kind of funny, but damn guys, lay off it a little, it's getting patently ridiculous scrolling down through a full page of nothing but the same text.
I suppose this text will be copied into every reply because every trace of free thought and creativity has been drained from DQN. (Or rather, it never existed in the first place but we used to at least copy interesting threads from 2ch.) We need to get some of the old crap back; it may have been crap but there were at least some brain cells in the primordial soup.
582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 18:31
part_particles_create(global.p_EnemyBoom,x,y,global.boom2,50);
part_particles_create(global.p_EnemyBoom,x,y,global.boom3,1);
583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 21:08
"Let's get to 1000 by x" and "ITT we x" are just another way to say "I want to make a popular thread but I have no original ideas." One of these kinds of threads every once in a while might be kind of funny, but damn guys, lay off it a little, it's getting patently ridiculous scrolling down through a full page of nothing but the same text.
I suppose this text will be copied into every reply because every trace of free thought and creativity has been drained from DQN. (Or rather, it never existed in the first place but we used to at least copy interesting threads from 2ch.) We need to get some of the old crap back; it may have been crap but there were at least some brain cells in the primordial soup.
I feel kind of silly, but I checked google translate and they don't do Klingon.
ASMTv1.1
saturday starting at 8 PM CST
Második galamb
There are some gamers who like to enjoy the content, they play through the game and enjoy it, and there are others who are super-competitive and like to beat everyone else. It's like, if you give them a choice - they can either fuck the prom queen for 10 points, or stab themselves in the dick for 11 points - most of them will choose to stab themselves in the dick, because although it's not as fun as fucking the prom queen, it gets you more points.
The change was small for all its cosmic significance. For the humans remaining aground, a moment of horror, staring at their displays, realizing that all their fears were true (not realizing how much worse than true).
Five seconds, ten seconds, more change than ten thousand years of a human civilization. A billion trillion constructions, mold curling out from every wall, rebuilding what had been merely superhuman. This was as powerful as a proper flowering, though not quite so finely tuned.
性的抑制を取り払う
You could be forgiven for thinking the skinny youngster with the sallow complexion was being picked up by her dad ― but she’s not, she’s a hooker.
This is one fine video and that's just the kind of mature woman we'd all like to be with. Some of us probably are with one, thank God.
But just one thing: the "addition" of those dumbassed cuckoo clock noises probably would've been interesting to a 12 year old, but we're adults: it not only didn't add anything, it detracted from a very hot woman. it's kind of like when younger posters tag on crap music because they think it's "hawt". They don't realize that musical tastes vary...that the word "hawt" is for a@@holes...and that the best noises during fucking are fucking noises. It's the best music. The only music you need.
Kill the cuckoo clock, please.
there is not now, nor has there ever been, a Richard Dawkins.
superhydrophobic coating
. She said no.
