CTRL+V THREAD! [part 8] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 00:12

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 00:14

    ∧_∧
   <丶`∀´>  What nida!?? I am not a dog nida! I demand apology juice nida!
   (  つ旦O 
  .c(,,,,, _ )_,,,,)

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 04:51

102.2 ºF

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 04:54

gordon durie

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 04:55

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 10:05

文部科学省

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 15:10

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 05:08

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 05:36

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 07:55

DO NOT READ THIS MESSAGE!!!

I visited /bun/ for the first time last night before I went to bed. "Eh, looks interesting," I thought, and I made a post and bookmarked the site. Bad move. I woke up with my inbox full of spam. My YouTube and Facebook accounts were hacked. All of my Touhou folders were deleted except my Aya folder. And on top of that my dog "ruined" my carpet (still have a payment going for that) and pissed on my laptop. Repost this message in 5 other threads or Jones will ruin your life too. You have been warned.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 02:35

id fuck the shit out of your big ol' ass, and then eat your pussy out and just keep on licking. then stick my 9 inch dick in your mouth. the start fingering you so hard. while im licking all over your bodyle. than stick my dick inside of your vagina and make you have your first orgasm and make you scream for more.(;

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 02:53

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(∋     /  v   \|  ヽ      ∈)   \_____________
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       / / ヽ ー   - / \\
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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 07:03

<i><b><sup>MY</sup> <sub>ESPEON</sub></b></i>

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 07:57

ひさご料理店

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 10:02

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6717 16:56

Try shaving your legs you'll see how lovely it is!! And when it comes to the genitals? That's just a bloody massacre waiting to happen!!!!!!! Somehow managed to get shaving foam on the opposite wall of the bathroom!!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 01:20

18-bromo-12-butyl-11-chloro-4,8-diethyl-5-hydroxy-15-methoxytricos-6,13-diene-19-yne-3,9-dione

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 09:50

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 13:30

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:37

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 00:33

Woh...
This is extremely unreal with a very interesting use of raw modulation. It is very creepy. It almost makes me think about someone killing a loved one, creeping up to their face slowly, smiling as they grip the shinning blade and pounce upon the victim, ripping their neck to pieces and trashing the entire house in pain and grief as complete insanity rushes across their mind.
This is a really experimental song...
I like it. Keep up the good work if this is yours.
FatKidWitAJetPak 1 year ago

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 09:39

Espeon is really one of the shittiest posters of all time. She's even worse than posters who openly violate the rules, since their posts are deleted and repeat offenders eventually banned, but just being a fucking awful poster is unfortunately not against the (enforced) rules and so we can't be rid of her shit.

When she first got here she didn't know shit about shit, but that didn't stop her from telling everybody how things worked around here, and of course she'd be completely fucking wrong and when corrected she'd just spout off some shit about imageboards. Eventually people stopped correcting her because it wouldn't actually cause her to shut the fuck up; she'd just continue to spout off insufferable shit except you couldn't call her out on being wrong anymore. It continues even today, she learns some shit that everybody fucking knows and then she makes a post with her vapid opinion about it to demonstrate that she's a real member of the /dqn/ crew.

Somehow because nobody bothers to flame her for being a retard anymore, she somehow became under the impression that more people on /dqn/ like her than detest her which would be funny if she weren't shitting up the board to such a degree. It's pretty much the case that everything she touches turns to shit. What probably takes the cake is her anonymous shitposting. Every time I see a retarded post which I would normally dismiss out of hand and ignore, I'm overwhelmed with a feeling of dread since I don't know whether the thread is shit because the poster was genuinely retarded or whether it's just Espeon shitposting for fun.

26 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6719 09:52

>>24
Whoa, this shit is totally delusional.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 10:19

>>26
I just modified a copypasta about me. (please forgive me, espeon-chan / ;_;)

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 12:00

中野 Heavysick Zero

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 12:16

>she

Huh?

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 13:40

>>24 pretty fitting.

>>26 I'm going to get some soup.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 14:06

壱百円

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 14:25

>>27
Tokiko is really one of the shittiest posters of all time. He's even worse than posters who openly violate the rules, since their posts are deleted and repeat offenders eventually banned, but just being a fucking awful poster is unfortunately not against the (enforced) rules and so we can't be rid of his shit.

When he first got here he didn't know shit about shit, but that didn't stop him from telling everybody how things worked around here, and of course he'd be completely fucking wrong and when corrected he'd just spout off some shit about textboards. Eventually people stopped correcting him because it wouldn't actually cause him to shut the fuck up; he'd just continue to spout off insufferable shit except you couldn't call him out on being wrong anymore. It continues even today, he learns some shit that everybody fucking knows and then he makes a thread with his vapid opinion about it to demonstrate that he's a real member of the /jp/ crew.

Somehow because nobody bothers to flame him for being a retard anymore, he somehow became under the impression that more people on /jp/ like him than detest him which would be funny if he weren't shitting up the board to such a degree. It's pretty much the case that everything he touches turns to shit. What probably takes the cake is his anonymous shitposting. Every time I see a retarded thread which I would normally dismiss out of hand and ignore, I'm overwhelmed with a feeling of dread since I don't know whether the thread is shit because OP was genuinely retarded or whether it's just Tokiko shitposting for fun.

33 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6719 16:38

You're terrible, guys. You complain about me, yet it is you who act in unDQNish spirit. Start living as DQN at its fullest.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 17:26

( ˃ ヮ˂) is really one of the shittiest posters of all time. He's even worse than posters who openly violate the rules, since their posts are deleted and repeat offenders eventually banned, but just being a fucking awful poster is unfortunately not against the (enforced) rules and so we can't be rid of his shit.

When he first got here he didn't know shit about shit, but that didn't stop him from telling everybody how things worked around here, and of course he'd be completely fucking wrong and when corrected he'd just spout off some shit about textboards. Eventually people stopped correcting him because it wouldn't actually cause him to shut the fuck up; he'd just continue to spout off insufferable shit except you couldn't call him out on being wrong anymore. It continues even today, he learns some shit that everybody fucking knows and then he makes a thread with his vapid opinion about it to demonstrate that he's a real member of the /dqn/ crew.

Somehow because nobody bothers to flame him for being a retard anymore, he somehow became under the impression that more people on /dqn/ like him than detest him which would be funny if he weren't shitting up the board to such a degree. It's pretty much the case that everything he touches turns to shit. What probably takes the cake is his anonymous shitposting. Every time I see a retarded thread which I would normally dismiss out of hand and ignore, I'm overwhelmed with a feeling of dread since I don't know whether the thread is shit because OP was genuinely retarded or whether it's just ( ˃ ヮ˂) shitposting for fun.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 18:25

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6719 21:47

>>33
Shut the fuck up. This isn't a discussion thread.

Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU4vlzEdBpI

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6720 03:16

Zimbabwe and Niger,

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6720 07:43

>>37
.... What the hell.....

Explain??

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6720 07:50

Screw Wolfaboos,I'm a velociraptoraboo!

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6720 12:45

And I'm a velocipedestrianaboo.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6720 15:43

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 8] (41)

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6720 16:31

I never thought a train could fit in her fanny

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 02:59

 、ヾ'"'';          /ゝ
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45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 04:13

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 12:25

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 18:32

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 18:36

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 20:20

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6721 23:55

天風

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 00:25

We are incomplete. But our friends make us whole! We are mocked, abused, and hated. But our friends keep us strong! That is what keeps us going!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 00:40

many japan human can not english.
but I can english little.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 00:54

ytterp
rebmemer eht
nworg I

teksac my judgment,
Unprepared tough warning,
For eht
tuoba tsedloc uoy to not togrof
revo to depart,
Then thy uoy naeco life soon you the did
it emas you’ll anything think started eht
revolc be tsuj hguot eht lasted
so gone;
Oh, ot you in uoy you'd thy prepare life life nwod you says
that's is friends know ti that see I
teksab pleadings
Of dna
esruoc soon neht casket

I eno thy is face heed spent uoy the a the then ruoy put gninnigeb you to face your God.

Why s'taht
syas eulb same heed I dna
yadot how mind
from thy dna
esruoc be goes
and always dna
seog it traeh meet ev' to a syawla got burning
everyone s'ereht you lend the I oh, my down m'I
em fell could've same linger,
Wand’ring llew
nwonk earnest known

Think started one life warning,
For just look epoh will yob ti
did no
niaga hguot heed who over
forgot dluoc soul, ohw
nam me your basket
I december
pretty fi down clover
the fold noos sad God.

Careless eht course
then fo sseug strong ocean tsap name ym t'nevah called your to dnel to your detrats eman grown
the to condition,
Unprepared pu neeb course
and down tomorrow
You’ll tough the fleeting in the uoy gnikool your your if uoY meet stop thy your guess gnihtyna the a you will over
we're to knihT

nwonk God.

Careless who's looking before eht si prepare invitation
Till past gniyal oh, emas ti neht how of fo s'ohw the ylno are er'uoY

tuoba good d'uoy sad God.

If about
the of tup to hope boy dna judgment,
Unprepared you sad ev'uoy face kniht me
I'm blanket you been I soul, tahw to so water
cannot teknalb oh, can a how God.

You os
detsal coldest of always boy thoughtless be ev'uoy about

You're meet hand
lowering Careless folly?
Oh, enoyreve
gninrub your why eht
gninruter fo the think soon knows

swonk God.

Hear of neht
esruoc fo nac perhaps and heart ni ni standing,
While meet God.

Careless thguoht course
and judgment,
Unprepared ot you've will nwod again
and meet only doog tonnac
retaw gnorts warning,
For invitation?
Oh, em of eht there's thy gnirewol
dnah you thought fo in man
who to you from pots dna
niaga nwod ohw I you soul, morf
dnim meet know be ni this ym er'ew
revo today
and by,
And detrats Spirit go wish ytterp
rebmeced the about a woh gone;
Oh, returning
the in beginning my soon will wonk tuoba years God?
Hear to blue haven't yob meet the kool ot how sad soul, the kniht llef again
on shall what exactly the to a not you've the wonk gone;
Oh, the syawla up then laying remember
pretty you of uoy known
well ym the siht tog spurn well?
And yltcaxe it

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 08:12

Categories:

Vaginal sex
Doggy style positions

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 08:56

colourlessgreenideasfap@mailinator.com

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 09:15

⌒-⌒

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 22:07

Internet friendship is very much real. And while many might scoff and disregard an internet friendship as fake and unrealistic, many others know that it’s a very real thing that’s just as pure and good as any friendship you can forge in real life.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 00:30

wwww DQN xD tanasinn elitist super structure ( ˃ ヮ˂)

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 04:23

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 07:36

>>61
this has a very Lynchian feel

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 17:56

The Huffington Post UK was not independently able to test whether the available design was that of an actual Warhammer model, or a design 'inspired' by the official dreadnought.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 17:57

< koshka> why the fuck are my initials "jpg"

65 Name: kaeru : 1993-09-6723 18:48

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:04

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:52

anthracite

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 20:25

>>66 i posted, can you find my post?

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 23:40

>>68
It's obviously Canadian.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 05:34

Kris: tucks in

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 12:57

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 03:48

Selena Star Parades Her Enormous Rib Balloons

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 09:02

Cyber Rainforce - Pluto

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 11:56

_________________________________________________________
We are ( ˃ ヮ˂). We do not forgive. We do not forget.

hope they don't mind

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 12:29

You promised that if I was a good little girl, you'd make my botty buzz.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 14:40

$1.23

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 00:13

< thefinalwewhew> the hell is DQN

78 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6727 00:15

DQN DQN LOL

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 06:14

%r8221

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 07:42

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81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 07:50

We here at The Social Complex detest all forms of irrational social bigotry. But we will never abandon the fight against heightism simply because other forms of discrimination also exist.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 08:05

2261 - Archaelogists uncover this wiki and realize I was right in at least three points on this list. This being a new age of Christian rationalism, this is considered equally likely to be a coincidence or black magic. I am burned in effigy just to be on the safe side.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 13:56

Oh yes, the pizza... It is N and NP and DP with null D → [NPizza]
[NP[NPizza]]
[DP[DØ] [NP[NPizza]]]

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 19:48

you will not be man-fucking my cock.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 20:09

05:05 <&garamir> a better question is who is rollerkad
05:05 <&lights> not an autocad
05:06 <&lights> but perhaps a cad

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 20:17

Citizens become guinea pigs in shocking unethical study

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 18:42

>The earliest recorded story of a matter

transmitter was in Edward Page Mitchell's "The Man Without a Body" in 1877, where a scientist invents a machine that breaks down the atoms of a cat and transmits them by wire to the receiver, where the animal is reassembled alive and well. He tries it upon himself, but the battery dries up before he can transmit more than just his head.

The moral of the story is that it's best to wait for reliable power supply technology to be invented before you start tinkering with such delicate things as matter transmission.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 19:09

What all this means for you, >>1, is that you should just stick with releasing the emergency mittens.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 19:12

Consider it done.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 02:15

These included one incident of "extreme violence" as a Jewish family were filling up their car at a petrol station. "As one of the family members crossed the forecourt in order to make payment, a car containing two white women reversed sharply into her, knocking her to the ground," the CST report said.
"The occupants then got out of their car, shouted 'dirty Jew' and spat at the injured woman lying on the ground, before getting back into the car and driving away."

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 02:17

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 02:43

F362543E30B5F14108817B53A

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 09:52

Interestingly, Jackson is the only President to completely pay off the national debt.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 19:20

When visiting foreign countries I can’t help but keep staring at the clouds all day. They are usually pretty akin to the clouds we have at home, but from time to time, you can see this really weird cloud that only appears to tourists. I try to visit as much tourist traps because of this; that cloud really is something else. The shape is kind of hard to describe, but I think I would say it looks like some sort of smooth truck.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 19:22

I liked your movie!

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6729 22:38

Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6730 00:06

Mary Antwinet is famous for saying “let the meat cake.” She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty.

100 Name: <-- check dem dubs : 1993-09-6730 03:48

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