CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
After 30 days, I became convinced that I was a forgotten, non digestible entity in the corporate stomach. No man ever comes over to ask me for anything - although I am but a Manager, and Directors roam the hallways like rabid hyenas, I am much too senior to all of them for them to attempt an attack.
The strategic goal of this project is to drive a wedge between gays and blacks - two key Democratic constituencies," one of the memos bluntly says. "Find, equip, energize and connect African American spokespeople for marriage; develop a media campaign around their objections to gay marriage as a civil right; provoke the gay marriage base into responding by denouncing these spokesmen and women as bigots. No politician wants to take up and push an issue that splits the base of his party. Fanning the hostility raised in the wake of Prop 8 is key to raising the costs of pushing gay marriage to its advocates. . . find attractive young black Democrats to challenge white gay marriage advocates electorally.
>>302 this is why Republicans are so much better at politics than Democrats.
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Satanachia is described in the Grand Grimoire as a commander-in-chief of Satan's army, who controls either forty-five or fifty-four legions of demons, including Prulas, Aamon, Barbatos, and Astaroth. According to the Grand Grimoire, he has the power to subjugate all women and girls, and to do with them whatever he wishes.
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$ mp3splt 13NobodysHome.mp3 00.00.00 04.15.00 -o @f_
The words were hardly out of my mouth when we both saw him. Over the rocks, in the crevice of which the candle burned, there was thrust out an evil yellow face, a terrible animal face, all seamed and scored with vile passions. Foul with mire, with a bristling beard, and hung with matted hair, it might well have belonged to one of those old savages who dwelt in the burrows on the hillsides. The light beneath him was reflected in his small, cunning eyes which peered fiercely to right and left through the darkness like a crafty and savage animal who has heard the steps of the hunters.
>>316
Tch, typed that wrong.
Fuck it. From now on you're Tokiki.
>>317
That reminds me of Monchhichi.
Do you remember Monchhichis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cNTl40VI
Even if you didn't do very well in swim class, at least you got to bring home some water every night.
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Nice work. I was entertained for the whole video.
>>325
Oh. My. Haruhi.
Robert Brown is Archduke and Archduke is a hipster. I called it. I freaking called it. I have to run and tell my friends.
Well done my fellow Dokyun.
But who was the murderer?
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>>325
I'm happy to know that I've trolled two generations of Robert Brown thus far. Who knows how many other aliases under which he's posted who I've also incensed. grey, perhaps?
Don't sell your house, Robert Brown. It looks nice.
For this price you would only get rather mediocre apartments in Moscow. Damn this overpriced city.ww
Anyway, I pressed Ctrl+A, Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V to stay slightly on topic.
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>>329
X153, NamelessYoukai, nameless, tablecat--I think the guy has a pseudonym fetish.
>>333
He's also fungus, squiddy12, LISP, Tokiko-chan, Archduke, fusianasan, Klang, ALTERNATIVE, and sprum.
Except being otherkin isn't necessarily a mental condition and there are plenty of psychologists who have seen no problem with it in most cases. Same with being a furry. I'm educated on it and I'm not either of those things. I don't know what your excuse for your ignorance is but it doesn't give you an excuse for being an asshole. It's like comparing Moonseed to Oranges. They're both orange fruit but one will kill you. I thought this blog was about not being a self-righteous jackass.
>>340
I thought about that but it seems unlikely to have an exact reference to the latest post in this thread in one's buffer.
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Galvin was a user and vocal proponent of the Brown-Séquard Elixir, a testosterone supplement derived from the testicles of live animals such as dogs and guinea pigs.
Months later, my father’s estate sent a rescue party to find his son and heir after he died in an unfortunate Smith Machine malfunction involving 1000kg calve raises. Supposedly even dental records were unsuitable to identify him. Only the distinctive tribal sleeve tattoo remained to say it was my father.
They found me there, in the temple. Having suffered through days of strange trembling mountainsides, distressing smells of egg, rotting milk and fermented oats, along with avalanches triggered by sudden convulsions of the earth, my rescue party reached the inner sanctum of the temple. Pushing aside gnawed bones both human and animal, they found the master ritually killed in a circle of chalk. Even in death, the Master remained in a perfect squat. Beside the corpse was a shaft that stretched deep below the earth.
As chance would have it, the mountain lurched again, and one token minority fell into the gaping hole. Horrifying cracks and gulps were heard from the very base of the mountain. Sending one plucky curlbro down the shaft, they discovered me there at the bottom. A bar on my shoulders, a bar constructed by an ancient race, for a forbidden exercise. My shoulders were supporting the entire weight of the LMAO!1! 2 PEAK above.
I was going ATG.
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'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'
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i amaged him have of when dooku shocked him with lighting&some of the good things he said like how compation is santal to a jedie when luke say father please he flash back to padme aniken help me your braking my heart obi wan saying your were my borther&how the only one who realy cared about him in years whas luke believing good in him&that he has,nt top any one from dieing&noe he had the power any one could do with force power.other paople imaged some other thing&that whas the best thing about this scene you fill in for your self what he,s thinking.i do,mnt what to see what described in the actual movie.admit prequal mest up alot but thay allso got alot right lucus ceep shanging orignals but he has,nt tuch the prequals alot the problem one problem with duku yousing lighting is that the empor yoused lighting to tucher luke.how about in attack of the clone when dukus say i thought you would have learded your lession aniken replys i whanted to teach you one duku the graps him by athe neck he gasp duku then says know who your dealing with boy.then cuts off his arm&throws him to the wall then shocks him he aniken then screaming yoda push duku down with the forc duku then adress,es master yoda jumps&swings at him yoda jump to other side of room.dooku swings at him agean yodas on the cealing dooku throws his lightsaber yoda doges agean then both of them sfigth with lightssaber duku no jumping around duku say it is clare this contest can not be desided by our skills with a lightsaber but with our knowlage of the force start thowing ball of lighing yoda cetching them throwing them back at then end dooku relise,es he do,snt have time to mess around so he brack a c.o2 vab in yodas face &runs
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"Art is a lie that brings us closer to the truth" (Pablo Picasso). Evaluate this claim in relation to a specific art form.
Sure, Final Fantasy 7's Sephiroth lined up a perfect plan to murder an entire planet, but that didn't matter to me. He killed Aeris. He even made me complicit. Give me an opponent who gets under my skin, someone whose destruction I dedicate myself to well in advance of the final confrontation. That emotional connection makes all the difference. Nothing beats waging a scorched-earth campaign through armies of scum to finally come face-to-face with the one guy who’s responsible for all the pain and suffering in the world...or my world. And then punching him in the brain.
>>347 sorry, i've been on holiday kind of, here's the story http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Poop-My-Pants-On-Purpose/397297
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This is based on the tune my dishwasher makes when it has finished a program...You can make Rock music out of anything
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it sucks to be soo undergroundyou have nobody to relate tooEating an aphrodisiacal meal together with your beloved can be a great start before a lovemaking act. But moving to the kitchen right after having sex looking for something to eat is equally disgusting. It ruins the entire passion and would make your partner feel that you didn't enjoy sex just because you were hungry and had food on your mind.
So, I was at a gun store recently and some guy was going on and on about how he used to like horror movies, and that zombie shit was cool before it got played out, etc., etc. He appeared to be genuinely personally offended by the existence of Hornady "Zombie" ammo.
So I turned to him and said, "Are you saying you liked zombies when they were underground?"
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>1943.
>Germany.
>A team of special forces comprised of the best of the best from the US, British, and Canadian army stand in a dense forest a few dozen meters outside of a bunker in an undisclosed location in Germany.
>With them are two fluffy ponies.
>They have spent the last two hours rubbing the fluffy ponies together.
>Ponies have little gags on to stifle their giggles.
>Only two soldiers are handling this. They’re wearing rubber gloves and protective suits.
>Other soldiers are staying well away.
>A few more hours of rubbing pass.
>It’s time.
>Another guy, a lockpicking specialist, joins the two that were rubbing the ponies together.
>They make a slow march towards the bunker under the cover of nightfall. It is excruciatingly long.
>Finally they are there.
>Door on the bunker is picked.
>Gags on the ponies are removed.
>They are told about their new game and set loose.
>Ponies wander inside of the bunker for awhile, until they see a tall, dark haired man with a funny little mustache. He is looking over some papers.
>”Pway!” they say. “Hugs!” “Are you my daddy?”
>The man turns around, and, clearly a lover of animals, beams with joy.
>”Mein gott!” he says, and runs forward to embrace the tiny, adorable horses.
>He kneels down and buries his face between their fluffy bodies.
>Half a day’s worth of static electricity suddenly discharges.
>Hitler explodes like a gerbil in a microwave.
CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
DQN (DQN系, dokyun kei)
Pretends to be anti-social or acts like a delinquent when in fact he or she is not or cannot become like either one. Tells made up stories about gang fights or crimes, or boasts and pretends to know about that subculture. "DQN" is slang for "antisocial person" or "annoying deliquent".
>>382
Funny, I can think of other boards that that would apply more accurately to...
>>382
Some retard is trying to understand and explain DQN. I bet that guy is encyclopedic DORK. I wanna teabag him to blind him and prevent him from doing more damage to the internet and the universal knowledge.
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physical activity and everyday lifeJapanese people were subjected to Windows ME? Why bother even mentioning WWII?
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for SCIENCE! 1/2 Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:43 No.1365331
>feel lonely
>go to fluffy pony adoption center
>they have in a batch from some genetic research center
>apparently they were researching "unicorn magic,"
>or, as the counter guy calls it, "ponykinesis"
>white unicorn mare with blue and purple polka dots and a fluffy mark of a bent fork bounces up and nuzzles you
>her name tag says "Spumoni"
>she calls you "daddy"
>you're smitten
>you take her homefor SCIENCE! 2/2 Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:49 No.1365396
>you are curious about the research
>Spumoni, being a fluffy pony, can't tell you anything useful
>you notice, though, that she can levitate and move astonishingly massive things, for a fluffy anyway
>she furrows her tiny brow in concentration, digs in her little marshmallow feet, puffs up her cheeks, and lifts and moves weights up to more than half a kilogram
>inspiration strikes
>you connect accelerometers all over her body, and also to the test masses
>you learn that she is a living, breathing, walking, talking violation of Newton's Third Law of Motion
>which is to say, she can lift the weights and move them around
>but no equal and opposite force acts on her
>holy fuck, she's a living Dean Drive
>win Nobel Prize in physics
>use it to buy her lots of spaghetti
>two years later, slightly-modified nuclear submarine USS Ohio is lifted up to Earth orbit by the efforts of several hundred specially-trained fluffy unicorns who are on board
>then departs for Mars, accelerating halfway, then decelerating to arrive in stable Mars orbit only nineteen hours later
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpgタイムリミットは何分でしたか？
About six hour ago, I was carpooling with my EDIT : black friend. I accommodated my seminar services at the state university, and we were pulled over by the local sheriff department. The deputy stated we looked suspicious. I'm unable to assimilate a reason for said actions.
When has a black and white man, wearing suits and ties, driving a Chevy Cruze seem suspicious?
The only conclusion that comes to mind is racism. The gall displayed by those of authority should abash those in uniform.
WHAT CRAP!!! WHAT LAME NOISE!!!
THIS STINK COPYPASTERS TRY TO SING LOL:)))
JUSTIN BIEBER AND LADY GAGA ARE LAUGHING WHEN THEY SEE THIS CRAP:)
LADY GAGA IS REAL LADY
JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO NICE AND MANLY! HE IS REAL SINGER HE SOUNDS LIKE ANGEL KISS THE SKY AND MAKES RAINBOW!!!
THIS UGLY CRAPS ARE RUINING MUSIC CULTUR!
THIS IS FOR PERSONS THAT HAVE BAD MUSIC TASTE UNLIKE ME THET HAVE THE BEST MUSIC TASTE!
Y da fuk foke always bring up da past? Y cant they just leave hings n da past? Fukin pathetic like dirty wee tramp still cosin shit! Which yin o ur pals bf's u gona go wi now? Hahaha ur 4gettin I ken everyhing! Am da biggest mistake o ur life? Hahahaha u still make me laugh dafty
