ITT we solve the question above us [Part 5] (999)

1 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 21:57

Somebody had to restart this thread. I hope it's okay if I do it.

You aren't mad at me, are you?

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:10

>>638
Your local shitty fast food place if you're desperate. Otherwise, just apply all over and hope for the best.

>>640
What is your favourite piece of punctuation?

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 17:50

>>639
Real answer: the em dash (\). It makes writing so much more clear than having commas all over the place. Unfortunately, it's rarely used outside of print, and as far as I'm aware it isn't taught in schools. I suppose it's because of how difficult it is to type, and even the ASCII approximation (--) is dying out.
Dokyun answer: the interrobang (‽).

>>641
What is your favourite Unicode character?

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 18:22

>>640
⛄ always makes me smile.

>>642
So, uh, how 'bout them Yankees?

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6969 18:28

>>640


>>642
Is it happening? Will it soon?

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 11:22

>>641
I'm not really into football.

>>642
Yes, definitely. I hope you're prepared.

>>644
If you were given a kitten, what would you name it?

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 14:08

>>643
( ί ƒŽί) Mittens, of course!

>>645
If you were given a puppy, what would you name it?

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 15:35

>>644
i EƒΦEjClonepa, of course!

>>646
If you were patient zero of a non-lethal but uncurable venarial disease, what would you name it?

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6970 22:26

>>645
Ahugecock. "Honey, before we get down, there's something I need to tell you..."

Even better when a girl gets it.

>>647
What's your favorite big city?

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 01:05

>>646
Florence.

>>648
What are you looking forward to in the near future?

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 08:09

>>647
Playing Touhou during my lunch break.

>>649
What are you especially not looking forward to in the near future?

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 18:07

>>648 I have some very big bills to pay and I don't make much money.

>>650 What is your favorite Darwin Award story?

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 19:24

>>648 My first and last practice session next week with the band for a Miku concert next year. I quit the band last week but I said I'd still come to practice since everyone else learned three songs to practice together, but I still haven't and can't be bothered learning two of them.

>>650 Which is better, the UK or USA Whose Line Is It Anyway?

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 02:59

>>650
UK, I guess? While I've never seen it, if there's a UK version of it, it must be better.

>>652
What should you be doing right now?

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 04:41

>>651
Regretting your last answer.

>>>653

Do you like ribs? In general.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 05:56

>>652
I appreciate that they make my internal organs invulnerable to moderate impacts.

>>653
Really?

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 08:49

>>653
Yes.

>>655
Very roughly, how many posts do you make on DQN per day?

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 09:11

>>654
Hard to say. 2-5 sounds right.

>>656
Snorks or Smurfs?

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 11:22

>>655 Smurfs, but only just.

>>656 Answer >>649's question

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 14:39

>>656
This one.

>>658
If you could make one item of clothing fashionable, what would it be?

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 16:00

>>657
Popped collars/lapels only because the back if my neck gets burned when I walk and I'm afraid I'll look like a douchebag if I do it. Sailors had it easy.

>>659
What do you physically feel when you're extremely bored?

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 20:34

>>658
I feel like my head was stuffed with cotton. Probably a slight headache sometimes.

>>660
What do you think is a better thing to buy: Lego Mindstorms NXT 2.0 or a new powerful PC?

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 21:21

>>659
I'd most certainly suggest you purchase the Lego Mindstorms NXT 2.0. A powerful PC isn't really necessary these days unless you're really into PC games, but now PC games are either all trash or bad console ports.

>>661
What anime airing this fall season are you looking forward to the most?

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 04:42

>>660
After careful consideration (and googling the fall anime chart) I've determined that Chiisana Ojisan is the only one that shows any promise.

>>662
Who should I write in for the U.S. presidential election?

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 05:24

>>661
Liberal: 2008 Candidate Barack Obama
Conservative: Ronald Reagan's corpse

>>633
What's the legitimate government of Ireland between the Republic/Great Britain, the IRA, the PIRA, the CIRA, and the Jacobite pretenders?

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 06:36

>>662
James Joyce's corpse. (I like Great Britain myself.)

>>664
Should I get my own apartment or I quit my job and move into my dad and his girlfriend's condo's basement? Serious question

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 08:25

Get your own apartment.

Make a double toast or keep the loaf of toast and the slice of cheese to make one another day?

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 08:30

>>664 Why do anything now that you can leave off till another time?

>>666 Did I do the right thing in quitting the Miku band?

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 09:34

>>665
if you didnt want to be in it, then yes.

>>667
what do you think about chain weapons

also check my satanic get

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 15:14

>>666
I'd be afraid of using them; I'd only injure myself. I'm more the swordfighting type.

>>668
What is your opinion on RTS games?

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 21:38

>>667
I don't like them too much. Probably I was spoiled when I was young by playing Age of Empires against PC rather slowly, with games lasting over an hour. I liked to take it easy and fully develop and overwhelm enemies.
And then I learned about SC and how it has basic strategies and other stuff. And it seemed rather dull, I couldn't appreciate turning a video game into some sort of a mechanical skill.

Whilst it's fun watching pro-gamers tearing each other apart, I'd probably get frustrated if I try to play them.

>>669
Do you like space exploration? What fascinates you the most?

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6974 22:02

>>668
Sure, I guess. Beauty in other parts of the universe.

>>670
Camus or Sartre?

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 03:43

>>669
I haven't read that much of either (The Rebel/Man in Revolt and The Fall; Nausea and The Wall, respectively), I guess I'd give it to Camus for style.

>>671
What's the optimal level of weeaboory?

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 04:09

>>670
I think as long as you're not blinded by it and show it outwardly in an excessive fashion it's all fine.

>>671
How do you wake up in the morning?

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:45

>>671

Via my alarm. I wake up slowly, and full of rage. I hate waking up to alarm clocks.

>>673

What are you listening to right now?

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 06:47

>>672
Phon Phirom- Waew Ta

>>674
Do you find forks to be more useful than spoons?

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:08

>>673
Yes, I do. You can drink a soup as it is, anyway. But you can't stab people with a spoon.

>>674
Satori Komeiji or Koishi Komeiji?

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6975 20:17

>>674
Koishi! SA Extra is one of my favourite stages in the entire series of games, and I love Embryo's Dream from Double Spoiler. She also has the most stylish hat in my opinion.

>>676
Have you ever tried crossdressing?

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 00:08

>>675
Yes. I used to wear my girlfriend's clothes a lot. I pretended it was zany humour, but in reality I liked wearing women's clothing. They're so much prettier than men's. Unfortunately I've put on weight, so I doubt I would look good in a dress. Plus it's not particularly worth the money.

>>677
What are your thoughts on Holocaust denial?

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 00:26

>>676
There is nothing to deny since it never happened.

>>678
What do you think about 'racial guilt'? Do you feel it yourself?

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 00:35

>>677
Neither of my family lines had shit to do with slavery, wiping out native Americans, or any other race-related crap. No white guilt here, baby.

>>679
Have you noticed that treating a girl like she ain't no thang to you makes her want you even more? Pretty neat, huh?

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 01:43

>>678
Yes, I have. I find it more sad than neat. It's not just girls either, guys are equally prone to finding hard-to-get girls attractive. I think it's an evolutionary thing.

>>680
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5639/2020/1600/delprete_message.jpg
What do you see in this picture?

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 01:55

>>679
Man + woman

>>681
If you were a wrestler, what would your gimmick be?

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 02:53

>>680 I'd be Biohazard and burping and farting would be involved in my special moves, I would stink really bad.

>>682 I read >>680's answer before I looked at >>679's picture and now all I can see is the man and woman. Is it supposed to be one of those optical illusions where it can be interpreted in different ways?

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 04:37

>>681
Yes, there are dolphins there too. 9 of them, if my memory serves me right.

>>683
How do I relieve this insufferable anticipation?!

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 04:38

>>681
Yeah, supposedly most kids see 9 dolphins instead of a man and woman.

>>683
What's your favorite optical illusion?

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6988 11:36

>>683
>>679's picture. I remember having a hard time seeing anything but dolphins here. This time I had to force myself to actually see dolphins (and still jumping back to a man with a woman). I need to get laid.

>>685
How can I restore innocent set of mind that I used to have?

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 00:18

>>682
I wish I knew. The best I've been able to do is distract myself with other things.

>>684
Alter your media intake. Our set of mind has a lot to do with the things we decide to read, watch and think about on a daily basis.

>>686
How fit are you?

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 02:53

>>685
Pretty fit. I gotta carry computers around all the time at work and stuff.

>>687
Why don't you like your ex?

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 03:30

>>686
She's too practical and has no tolerance for irresponsibility. She can also be pretty stubborn. Besides that she's just kind of a boring, non-adventurous kind of person.

>>688
Why do you love your ex?

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 05:20

>>687
She was really beautiful, intelligent, and creative; He was kind of interesting.

>>689
What game developer who has now gone bankrupt, out of business, or otherwise ruined would you like to revive?

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 11:35

>>688
Troika Games for their Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Fallout series and most of all Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura, which is my personal favourite.

>>690
Which of these games do you like best?

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 15:51

>>689
I've only ever played Fallout, so I'll go with that.

>>691
What do you think's the best anime this season?

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 16:43

>>690
Chuunibyou of course. I wanted to like JoJo but it's mediocre at best.

>>692
Do you have any odd or obscure hobbies?

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 16:58

>>691
I used to be an amateur mycologist. I would go out with some equipment into my local woodland, take a few mushrooms, then go home and make spore patterns to identify them. There was absolutely no reason I did this. I just did.
More recently I've gotten into real ale, so I'm obsessed with trying new ales and hoarding bottles. When I can be bothered, I also want to look into home brewing. Maybe I'll start a microbrew, who knows.

>>693
What is your favourite question ITT, and what is your answer to that question?

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 20:03

>>692
I thought >>497's question was quite interesting. Unlike >>498, I'd happily go several hundred years ahead, perhaps even the whole 1000.

>>694
What book are you currently reading, and what do you think of it?

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 20:49

>>693
D is for Digital by Brian Kernighan. It's a great introduction to computers, focussing on the technical bits in a modern context. I wish a book like this had existed when I first got into computing almost twenty years ago.

>>695
If your home was burning down and you could only save three items, what would they be?

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6989 20:51

>>693
Thus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrich Nietzsche. I'm quite amused by it.

>>695
Have you read Nietzsche? What do you think about his ideas?

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 16:03

>>694
1) My computer
2) Framed picture of my waifu
3) ...That's about all I really care about, actually. I suppose the last entry would have to be spare clothes or money or some such.

>>695
I have indeed; I've read Beyond Good and Evil and Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I found them both quite enjoyable, despite the fact I'm not that interested in philosophy. I liked the idea of the Übermensch, amongst other things, but parts of it were just silly.

>>697
Would you have a polyamorous relationship, given the chance?

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:00

>>696
I was reading some rationalist site (Less Wrong, maybe) where someone mentioned how polyamorous relationships are common among rationalists because monogamy is fairly artificial, and usually governed by religion or archaic laws. I thought it was interesting and I largely agree--it should certainly be legal and accepted--but it wouldn't be for me. I'm too neurotic and jealous. I would rather focus my romantic efforts on one person, and if he or she was dating other people as well, I would feel all paranoid and insecure.
Perhaps I would try it, given the chance, but I don't think it would work out.

>>698
If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be?

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:48

>>697
I would like to be able to grow a full, black beard. Ah, beards are so romantic. Even Yojimbo has more facial hair.

>>699
Ugh, I have a stomach ache. How to I stop myself from eating so much at night.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6990 17:51

>>698
Eat bigger/healthier breakfasts. You'll feel better during the day too.

>>700
Are you going to wait until September 7000th to claim your >>700GET or just go for it right away?

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 09:34

>>699 Right away, of course!

>>701 What can you hear at this very moment?

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 10:19

>>700
Lots of mumbling, tapping of keyboards, a printer and a guy behind me saying "...like a bird crossed with a lion, it's hard to explain."

>>702
What is the most unusual thing that you have ever eaten for breakfast?

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:14

>>701 Something I picked up in an Osaka AM/PM. It looked like it might have egg in it, but it didn't. I still can't describe the flavors in it.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 14:17

oh, question...
>>704
What's the most interesting thing in your field of view right now?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 19:56

A human next to me

>>705
What's up?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6992 20:31

>>704
Anxiously awaiting a reply which would secure a time for today's date. Trying to distract myself with poetry, novels, DQN, music... well, and failing at it, apparently. But all is well!

>>706
What's the most vivid, inspiring dream you've ever had?

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 03:21

>>705
I had one that was a single still image that went on for a long time. It consisted of me, sat at some small basketball court's stands (which seemed inaccessible since they were just hanging there, with no way to get down). A girl was lying down with her head on my lap, and I was seeing it in 3rd person, from afar. Everything was dark orange, as if seen through a filter. It was very melancholy, but it felt peaceful and comfortable. I spent the next week trying to feel like that again.

>>707
If you could learn any language, what would it be?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 05:13

>>706
German. I've been studying it for a while, but I'm doing no good and have more or less given up.

>>708
Did you watch the US Presidential Debates last night? If so, general thoughts?

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 17:55

>>706
Anyone could learn any language they wanted. I want to learn Japanese, but I haven't put in enough serious study to do it. So, even having the ability to learn any language I wanted, I learned nothing. But why Japanese? It's a beautiful written language and I'd like to read and enjoy 2ch., regardless of how good it is. It might be a good eye opener to how mediocre BBSes everywhere are (with the exclusion of our utopia 4-channel).

>>708
What's the easiest way for a mute to make money?

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 18:38

>>707
I did. Obama clearly didn't want to be there. He was condescending, evasive and twitchy. Romney did okay, and at least acted like a president should. I think I'll vote Romney, even though I live in a blue state and my vote's just going to be another fart in the breeze here.

>>708
Tech support (rimshot!). Failing that, you could write cheeseball SEO-packed website fluff articles through Associated Content or a similar service.

>>710
Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 20:33

>>709 Though you searched the world over, and thought you found true love, I found you were planning to vote for Romney, so I'm gone.

>>711 What's your favorite Slurpee flavor?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 21:18

>>710
I've never had a slurpee.

>>712
Do you like rain?

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:29

>>711
Yes, I love rain. I'm not sure why. Perhaps it suits my eternally sleepy demeanor.

>>713
When was the last time you took a bubble bath?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6993 23:35

>>712
I can hardly remember when I had a bath instead of a shower, so I took a bubble bath many years ago.

>>714
If you had to associate VIP and DQN to NKorea and SKorea, which country would you link to which board and why?

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:08

>>713
We're much less forgiving, if at all really, of the wider internet than VIPPERS. Also we don't talk about VIP here. They are our evil, freedom-loving brethren. South Korean scum they are.

>>715
If you had to associate VIP and DQN to any other nations besides the aforementioned two, which would you choose and why?

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 00:15

>>713
By the old meaning of the word, DQN refers to a stupid mindless punk, as in the ƒ„ƒ“ƒL[ kids that do nothing but loiter outside convenience stores with their cigarettes and rebellious haircuts. NKorea matches that with their mindless militaristic stupidity that has resulted in a devastated economy and starving population. VIP (as in a VIP club) is sort of appropriate for SKorea, given their rising status in the international stage.

But if you're talking about the English boards /dqn/ and /vip/, the links would be reversed. /vip/ is full of retards and unoriginal trolls and chaos (NKorea) while /dqn/ has more quality, though still plenty of shitposts and annoying people complaining about shitposts (SKorea).

>>715
Would you rather be VIP or DQN? (in terms of whatever those words mean to you)

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 08:06

>>714
France and England, perhaps? We're quite close, have a somewhat shared history, and yet still have a sort of spirited animosity towards one another. DQN would be England because we're far more gentlemanly.

>>715
Assuming VIP = celebrity and DQN = delinquent, I'd still rather be a DQN. I can't stand famous people, to be honest. They all seem obnoxious and narcissistic and so very fake.

>>717
How are you going to celebrate the 7000th?

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6996 23:31

>>716
Do arithmetic!

>>718
Should I get a Wii U?

718 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6997 00:39

>>717
I would say yes if you don't have a Wii, no if you already own a Wii.

>>719
What color hat should I buy for winter?

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:00

>>718
Bright orange. Probably something like Jayne Cobb's hat in style. You should act like a tough guy or pretend to be a tourist from the Netherlands.

>>720
What do you usually wear when you're alone at home?

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:30

>>719
Boy am I the guy to answer your question. Actually, most of us are. The weather has finally dropped, so yesterday I wore a big ugly sweater that I got last Christmas, pajama pants with shorts underneath. During the summer, I wear a t-shirt and basketball shorts.

>>721
Do you ever need white noise playing because you're in a loud environment? Do you have a specific recording or site you use?

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 01:44

>>720
Yes! I always play white noise because my family are annoying and I have Asperger's (apparently, being seriously bothered by unnecessary noise is a common trait). I play this on a loop.

>>722
Do you have any unusual habits?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 02:13

>>721
A lot of things usually attributed, though completely unrelated, to your aforementioned Asperger's. Obsessive organization, being bothered when objects are placed "crookedly", pedantically avoiding tactile contact with surfaces in public areas and cautiously washing my hands afterwards, occasionally rocking and contorting my body in awkward ways which are momentarily comforting. Among others I can't be arsed to recall at the moment, I have an inexplicable fascination with memorizing alphanumeric strings such as license plates and serial numbers.

>>723
Have you tried memorizing such large strings/digits? What's the most you've done?

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 08:34

>>722
I think I can memorize up to 11 digits with ease. However, I have a terrible memory for names, so memorizing my phone book is out of question. The most was 16 alphanumeric characters of my email.

Personally, I love adding up all digits or parts of phone numbers together. I even have a weird system of memorizing something by creating a strange rule for digits/numbers and calculating a sum of all digits. It's inexplicable.

When I run out of publicly available numbers or any interesting thoughts, I usually calculate squares of different numbers.

Also, I completely agree that surfaces in public areas are disgusting. I always have a small bottle of antiseptic gel with me.

>>724
What do you like to do with numbers in your free time?

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6997 09:09

>>723
Whenever I have a string of four or five digits, for instance a digital clock, I try to find a way of adding/subtracting/multiplying/dividing the first three or four digits to make the last one. If you allow yourself an error margin of }1, it's usually possible somehow.

>>725
Which is your favourite character thread and why?

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 22:50

>>724
Mittens (post happy things) because it ushered in a whole new era of dqn. I have to admit i don't read it much anymore though.

>>726
In what order do you put your clothes on?

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 23:01

>>725 hmmm wake up in pants and socks and then t-shirt then jeans then shirt or hoody. With shoes, gloves, socks, sleeves etc. I always put on the right one first. And hat.

>>727 Can you find a 4-digit number that isn't possible to do >>724's thing with, including the }1 error margin?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 23:41

>>726
1119 doesn't work unless you allow 11-1=10. I think 1169 doesn't work no matter what.

>>728
Can you find a 5-digit number that isn't possible to do >>724's thing with, including the }1 error margin and allowing use of multiple digits?

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:15

>>727
1016, right?

>>729
How do you tell you senior to stop speeding?

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:16

>>727
11119

>>729
Is my solution correct?

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:22

>>728
Ask them politely, "please slow down." That probably won't work, so then you can escalate it to, "I'm sorry, but I don't feel safe as a passenger in this car. Please slow down." This will probably piss them off, but that's unavoidable. Open the door and hang out, screaming "IF YOU DON'T FUCKING SLOW DOWN I'M GOING TO FUCKING JUMP." If this still doesn't work, punch them in the face, jump out of the car and hope for the best (make sure to roll making your body as circular as possible, tucking your head in to avoid injury. Try to aim for some soft grass or water if you can.)

>>729
No, 11 - (1+1) = 9.

>>731
Can you find a better solution than >>729?

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 01:29

>>730
10996. I'm an idiot for not reading the "five digit" part...

>>732
Is this solution right?

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 11:13

>>731
90/19 = 4.73 which is rounded to 5, basically.

>>733
What physical exercises do you perform regularly?

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 14:04

>>732
Routine semen extraction.

>>734
Balls or nuts?

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:31

>>733
Testicles.

>>735
Twinks or bears?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:34

Bear shaped twinkies

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 17:44

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>>737
Would you rather cut off a pinkie or middle finger?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 18:11

>>736
If it's my own, I'd prefer the pinkie. If it's a random stranger, a severed middle finger would look more impressive in a jar of formaldehyde.

>>738
What is the best possible way to end a sci-fi novel?

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7015 18:37

>>737
Happy ending: baddies explode (planet, ships, compound or w/e) and good guys have a massive orgy (with sexy ladies, hunks or exotic fauna).
Grimdark: switch the sides around.

>>739
Do you have anything to add to my suggestion?

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