Somebody had to restart this thread. I hope it's okay if I do it.
You aren't mad at me, are you?
>>739 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sKMipORAc
>>741 What do YOU make with eggs?
>>747 I got arrested for vandalising a supermarket, spraypainting it after a long night spree off my face on stimulants. Also I had pissed my trousers so I was quite a state in the police car. And they found a bottle of poppers when they searched me and assumed I liked to soften up my bumhole. I convinced them I was naturally just a bit spaced out but had to pay a fine.
>>749 What's the worst trouble you got in at school?
>>749
People who bike on the sidewalk when there's plenty of extra room on the side of the road. People who eat in the library or "quiet study" areas. Cashiers with heavy accents so that you have to ask them to repeat every fucking thing they say. Also cashiers who try to buddy up to you and ask prying questions instead of just doing their fucking job.
>>751
What weird thing makes you happy in a non-sexual way?
>>751
You probably got crap in the keys. Pick it up and shake it up and down, then unplug it and plug it back again. If that doesn't work, reboot your computer. If it's still not working, buy a new one.
>>754
What should I add to my new website?
All comments and criticism accepted.
(If you can tell what the URL is referring to, +5 points)
>>756
Why do people keep derailing the thread by not asking questions?
>>766 I had some cinnamon tea the other day and it was nice, but usually I stick to plain old teabags with a lot of milk and a lot of sugar, if I can even be bothered to make a hot drink. In fact I'm more likely to have hot chocolate.
>>768 What is your occupation, if you consider yourself to have one?
>>773 I don't download any porn but I used to just keep a folder of urls for good videos. I think I had two or three hot japanese lesbian ones and a tranny one or two but no gay men porn, because I am not gay.
>>775 Do you ever wear aftershave or cologne or smelly things like that? Or just deodorant? What kind?
>>775 They spend far more than they take in, and rather than control their excessive spending like a sensible entity would, they'd rather just raise taxes even more so they can keep spending more and more and more. Also, they're nosy, interfering busybody assholes.
>>777 Why do you like the government?
>>779
Rose.
>>781
What's your favorite track on this album? http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Metal+Machine+Music/597104
>>783
You should ask him about his Touhou obsession. He'll probably tell you about the thrill, the beauty, the never ending satisfaction and so on. However, if you ask this then there is danger that you'll never get him to shut up; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>783, should just ask something silly and hope for the best.
>>785
If you had to have your hands removed at the wrists and replaced with any two objects (but not prosthetic hands), what would you choose?
>>786 I've actually had a deep interest in vexillology since I was about 6, I even won an award at primary school for teaching my teacher the word "vexillology". Hmmm my favourite flags would be the Republic Of Macedonia's and maybe the state of Nova Scotia's, but would I display them outside? I'd also consider either of Scotland's flags (I prefer the Lion Rampant but i get a boner for saltires anyway) or the US Confederate flag (hung upside down, because I disagree with some of the things it stands for but it'sa saltire withs STARS all over it) or New Zealand's Ministry of Transport flag because it's quite silly.
>>788 What's the best stamp you've ever seen?
>>788
Well, I've been in plenty of such situations and I have a terrible memory. The most recent one I can remember is failing my driving test 5 times. Since I couldn't drive and had to retake the test every week, those were the most stressful 5 weeks of my recent life. Numerous other events (girlfriend leaving, dog dying) just made those 5 weeks even worse. The sixth time I finally passed, and everything got better.
>>790
Who is your favorite Touhou character, and what Touhou music do you like? (Once again, asking for my student)
>>789
Suika
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2mANBV3TMY (crappy quality sorry)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAmANguJetE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7m4DMz6g3U
THe latest torrent on nyaa is 1.2 TB. I've only heard a small fraction of what's out there.
>>791
my hands are cold. what should I do?
>>791
A shit ton of soothers, a shit ton of empty soothers wrappers, my laptop, speakers, some dirty dishes, a box of cereal, a PS2, a television, a netbook, a couple of toy keyboards (CASIO VL-Tone and a stylophone), some empty chocolate spread jars, pens, coins, and a few bits of miscellany.
Nothing spectacular I'm afraid.
>>793
What makes you happiest? Or, what's made you the most happy recently?
>>792 It made me quite happy to think you and I have pretty much the same desk; I have my computer instead of a laptop and it's nothing so fancy as a CASIO keyboard, but everything else the same down to the chocolate spread and stylophone. I love when life seems to come together and make patterns, seemingly just for me. I always notice coincidences.
>>794 have you ever noticed "coincidence" is just "co-incidence"? What a great word I thought!
>>794
Considering I'm taking the class, Sigmund Freud was retarded, and the entire science completely disregards the existence of free will.
>>796
There are billions of devices that can connect to the internet and browse the web via many different web browsers that you can install on them. AND, all of these devices all have different screen sizes and resolutions. Not to mention all the desktop browsers inside different OS's.
The problem I want you to solve is, what font would be best to use on a mobile website, if you wanted that site to render as similarly as possible across all these different browsers, OS's, and screen sizes?
kablueys cause they make my mouth look like neptune
will there be anything else sir?
>>804
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EDTA
>>806
What's your favorite music in Touhou Koumakyou (Embodiment of Scarlet Devil)?
>>812 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZyTC72iols because well it's the only Touhou replay vid I've watched; I found one of my friends from my childhood after years of no contact to find out he's also into the same things as me. Actually he got me into video games and internets I guess, or maybe it's the path I was destined for anyway.
>814 Do you think your dad's willy's been in your mum's mouth?
>>816 It all depends on whether or not the phenomenon can be simply explained as a psychological thing. The delay may or may not be all in your head.
>>818 Is there really any way of knowing whether reality determines what one percieves or if perception is actually what makes something real? Alternatively, could perception and reality be partly, mostly, or entirely seperate?
>>817 Consider reading Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. The accepted answer these days is that reality determines what we perceive, but our perceptions are still just interpretations of that reality. As it stands, reality and perception are only "separate" by the variations we find between different peoples' perceptions of said reality.
>>819 If you had to decide between a life only of things you hate but are really good at and come easily to you, or a life of things you love but cause struggle and frustration, which would you rather take?
>>828
I enjoyed a dinner with my family at home. I like it this way. Strangely enough my father suggested to order some Japanese cuisine, which was rather unusual, but we all agreed.
I'd like to reply to >>827. It's clearly New Year in Russia because it's like "western" Christmas and New Year merged. Also, December 31 through January 8 are holidays.
Orthodox Christmas is purely a religious feast celebrated on January 7. I suppose, historically atheist commies probably craved to receive their presents earlier.
>>830
How would you describe your New Year celebration?
>>831 I love maps, I used to draw them when I was a wee boy, copying them out of atlases. I was more into flags but I still loved maps. I had this really cool atlas that showed the oceans without any water, so you could see the topography of the sea bed, I wonder what happened to it? I think I was too young to fully appreciate iot, it would be cool to find now
>>833 What do you think of noise artists like Hanatarash, Merzbow, stuff like that? Not necessarily harsh noise, but people in general who decide to spend what little time they have on earth recording extreme niche forms of music?
>>832
I was going to say something along the lines of I admire them for following what they enjoy and so on, regardless of what other people think or what little effect it might have on the world at large. I was going to say that, but then I read that Hanatarash once cut a dead cat in half with a machete and I find that extremely distasteful.
>>834
What has been your most recent significant failure?
>>834
Picking favorites is too hard! But I've been listening to Kaleidoscope by [Lydia Grave] more than any of the other stuff: http://lydiagrave.net/special/kaleidoscope/
I can't tell why exactly it appeals to me though.
>>836
What would you look like if you turned into a SJIS art character? Bonus points for actually making something, not just describing.
>>835
I tend to smirk a fair bit, so perhaps a ー for a mouth? I've no idea how to even try to denote my almost rectangular glasses though, so I shan't even try. The rest of my face is disappointingly nondescript. Alas, no bonus points for me.
>>837
What sorts of unusual things do you do when you're alone?
>>837 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uefNcDcRZcE Not really but I'm not sure I understand, how do you know when it's full?
>>839 What's your favourite gabber song?
