>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.
>>1 NEERRRRRRRRRRRRD
>>2 survived high school by carefully recording the jocks' taunts and training himself to reproduce them perfectly.
>>3 winces at the inaccuracy of the computer lab scene in Revenge of the Nerds.
>>4 Took revenge on the crew of Family Guy when they ripped off the talent show from Revenge of the Nerds.