>>5 ended the GNU/Linux debate by making the world's first / distribution.
>>7 Installed CirnOS, the strongest operating system ever built.
>>9 waited for iteration ⑨ of this thread so that he could post a witty allusion to his waifu, Cirno. But oddly he did not seize the ⑨get.
After >>11 beats a Mega Man game, he then plays it again and again, until he has beaten it with the buster only and not taking a single point of damage.
>>12 has worked out all the schematics to build an operational Mega Man and is now just waiting for the requisite technology to become available.
In his spare time, >>13 develops unified field theories with tiny obscure built-in errors that could only be detected by very specific experiments, then submits them to theoretical physics journals for peer review.
>>14 thinks he's being clever by disrupting the way this game works.
>>15 Mocked social conservatives by saying gay marriage would disrupt the space time continuum and cause a total perspective vortex. Some of them copypasted that all over the internet, thinking it was real.
>>16 Lives in a gated community where the gates are and/or gates.
>>19 leaves the room whenever someone says "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER"
>>20 changed his name to Mario so he can say "It's-a me, Mario!"
>>22 has his fictional girlfriend printed on an oversized pillow.
>>24 has an IRC girlfriend, unaware that she's multiple people trolling him.
>>26 conducted careful scientific experiments to determine the comparitive discomfort of listening to bad video game music versus having a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in one's ear.
>>28 Gets really angry when someone calls an anime or video game by the name it was given once it was translated and sold worldwide. If you discuss Final Fantasy games with him, and don't follow the order used in Japan, he will transform into a black mage and kill you with magic.
>>36 Built a hypnosis machine that could convince the Hypnotoad to obey it.
>>37 makes ROM hacks to add penises to all your favorite NES characters. Even the females.
>>38 Was the first guy to hack N64 ROM files in order to replace Mario, Conker, and Turok with the first 3 dimensional Wilford Brimley.
>>39 spends so much time on the Internet instead of exercising that he got DIABEETUS.
>>40 Has seen every kind of game over screen ever made, and game over screens from prototype games that never got released.
>>41 discovered the victory condition in Dwarf Fortress, and now jealously guards its secret for fear that Toady One will remove it in the next version once he finds out.
>>42 wrote a tool to import Dwarf Fortress maps into Minecraft. He wrote it in Common Lisp.
>>44 won Takeshi no Chōsenjō on his first playthrough, and doesn't see why people make such a big deal out of the difficulty.
>>45 managed to put together a fully functional Famicom clone on solderless breadboard, and is now working on cloning a Super Famicom using the same materials.
>>46 will get right on that once he finishes constructing a modem for it.
(yes, there was such a thing, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famicom_Modem)
>>47 Created an augmented reality device which surround each Famicom with scenes from Japan when the Famicom was extremely popular. The most popular scheme is a certain Tokyo apartment that is across from the best advertisement for Akira.
>>48 won a fortune using his Famicom Modem for stock trading before the real-estate bubble burst. He quit his job in 1990 and has been living comfortably ever since, developing indie Famicom ROMs which he occasionally sells for 150 yen apiece to anyone who asks.
>>49 Has accomplished more with the Famicom Disk System than Nintendo and the best 3rd party companies combined.
>>50 has vowed to hunt down and destroy every former marketing executive at Nintendo who was involved in advertising the Virtual Boy.
When >>51 discovered that it would not be called the "Famicom 64" he dropped a bomb on Nintendo's marketing department.
>>52 is developing a new 8-bit gaming console for modern Japanese households. He calls it the Parasite Single Computer.
>>53 Created 8-bit remixes of the whole Parasite Eve soundtrack.
>>54 sneers at those who would use a modern computer to create and/or listen to 8-bit remixes. He instead writes his songs to blank Famicom cartridges using a homemade device that connects to his FM synthesizer's MIDI exit.
>>55 uses that music as soundtracks for "Numa Numa" and "Caramelldansen" videos starring characters from obscure early-1990s Famicom games, which he posts on Nico Nico Douga using a Japanese proxy.
>>56 Prefers taking samples from certain SNES/SFC games to make 16 bit remixes of 8-bit songs. He prefers using samples from Megaman X2 and Final Fantasy VI, but he has a full set of samples from every SNES/SFC game ever released and every prototype ever leaked.
>>57 isn't a furry, but he got a Furcadia account just for the old MMO cred.
>>59 hacked his Virtual Boy into a monochrome video headset for VoIP conversations.
>>60 Celebrated the newest Mario Kart game by turning Daytona Motor Speedway into Rainbow Road
>>61 made a celebratory Mario Kart NES ROM instead, and had eight actual cartridges of it made.
>>62 Created Atari club patches for people to wear if they scored a certain number of points in "Beat 'em And Eat 'em" and "Custer's Revenge"
>>63 edited his Elite NES cartridge to turn the "Robot Slaves" cargo name back into "Slaves", as it had been in all the other ports of the game.
>>64 has special 3d glasses that display everything he sees in vector graphics.
According to >>65's hypothesis, the survival of Japan's manga and anime industry is the only thing keeping Earth from being destroyed by bored near-omnipotent alien otaku.
>>66 argued that "Robot Slaves" is a redundancy as the word "robot" already derives from a term meaning "slave".
>>67 is a language nerd and pointed out that Karel Čapek coined the term in the 1920s, in his play "Rossum's Universal Robots," and the word "robot" comes from the Czech root word "robota," meaning "serf labor," which in turn can be traced to Slavonic root forms for words meaning "worker." He noted also that in the 17th Century the Czech language absorbed many loanwords from Russian directly, and the Russian verb "robotat" means "to work."
>>69 is superior, as he posted that just by thinking about it.
>>70 leaves robot parts in random places across the globe. He does this so his future robots can gain secret powers.
>>72 Built his own robot lungs after destroying his human lungs with cigarette smoke.
>>73 built a nuclear-powered steel exoskeleton while held hostage by terrorists. He did this in a cave, with a box of scrap metal.
>>74 has the world's biggest collection of science fiction movie still frames depicting electronic circuit boards and diagrams, which he uses as inspiration for building a Frankenbot combining aspects of every science fiction movie machine ever.
>>75 Every switch in his house has nekomimi mode, lunatic mode, and debug mode along with all the other options.
>>76 discovered that he could perfectly mimic the sounds needed to make levels in Bangai-O Spirits, whereupon he set about building a new game wherein the player must sing the levels into being as they fly through them.
>>77 connected all the acne scars on his face with a marker pen and discovered he had drawn a perfect naked picture of his waifu.
>>78 had his mom do the same with his bacne scars and photograph the result. He got an internal circuit diagram of the 555 timer IC.
>>79 Opened up a clinic called "Abort, Retry, Fail" where abortions and permanent contraception are available.
>>80 got straight to work on his anti-mass spectrometer the moment the discovery of the Higgs boson was announced.
>>81
Works on a portable mass manipulation device, which should enable him to get revenge on bullies.
>>82 Has a copies of the 3D software that were used to create TRON and The Last Starfighter.
>>83 Made an extended remix of the song "Boom Boom Dollar" into a history of every currency of the world. "Boom Boom Euro" explains what is happening in the Eurozone, and "Boom Boom Zim Dollar" is funny.
>>84 Is a meme perpetuating nerd who made fun of "Ace of Base" he calls it "All of Base."
>>86 Modified modern 3d glasses to look like the red and white glasses of the past.
>>87 Took a Nissan Maxima and made a transformer robot out of it. He calls it "Maximus Prime."
>>88 Created a continuance of games from the "Nekketsu High" series.
>>89 modified his coke-bottle glasses into something similar to Google's long-term vision for their Google Glass project.
>>90 Is a Kaiju Otaku that has the all the original Godzilla costumes from the 1950s.
>>91 is saving up for filament and aso he can one day print every last chunk of his Minecraft world in 1:16 scale 3D.
>>93 Gets anything he wants by using his tractor beam to retrieve it.
>>94 went on a hunger vigil for Taco Copter. He just wants his damn tacos.
>>95 Has a TV remote that says "Main screen turn on" and "We get signal"
>>97 Demolished an abandoned building using only Diet Coke and Mentos.
Once >>98 saw the current generation of 3d TV, he created an emulator so that 3d Sega Master System games would integrate with the current 3d TV
>>99 Successfully hacked Batman Arkham City to look like the 1966 Batman TV show.
>>101 organized dakimakura hugging and trading club in his basement.