( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mr 2GET didn't 2GET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there is no bu-n left in my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Got evicted, and am running my money out living in this stupid hotel.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seems like I'm not the noble tormented genius I thought I were.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... I'm just tormented.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) After more than ten years, I'm starting to think I won't "find my calling" any time soon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most people don't find their calling very quickly, to be honest.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Almost all people die without finding their calling, actually. They are never given another shot at life, and will stay dead for an infinite amount of time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Man's fifty years
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Are but a phantom dream
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In his journey through
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The eternal transmigrations.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going to have my book full of smiling Japanese women taken away from me tomorrow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This http://imgur.com/Yw3IB
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's been six years since I graduated from high school, and I'm still working on my B.S.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm not at home playing computer games, as I should be.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like shit and I don't know why.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have a three-day weekend from work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At first I was happy, but then I realized that I have no friends or partner to share it with.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Teleportation will not be perfected within my lifetime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People believe in the possibility of teleportation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Naysayers keeping science down.
( ˃ Д˂) WE'D STILL THINK THE SUN ORBITS THE EARTH IF YOU PEOPLE HAD YOUR WAY!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Evangelical atheists.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in the paranormal who claim skeptics just need to open their minds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Closed-minded, dogmatic believers in christianity who claim that skeptics are agents of Satan on earth.
>>20
I'm an atheist and searching that term in DuckDuckGo made me sad. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
>>24
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My search on DuckDuckGo brought me to the Conservapedia article on atheism and this quote: "Global atheism is in decline in terms of the number of its adherents and the grassroots Question evolution! campaign could certainly accelerate this decline." After wiping tears of laughter from my eyes, I became genuinely sad that even a tiny minority of people could take such bullshit seriously.
>>25
Heh, yeah. But still, having to be associated with a whole group of atheists who push science and logic on others the same way that Westboro Baptist Church types push religion and magic on others feels rather degrading. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread is being derailed.
>>21
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Closed-minded skeptics who don't understand the meaning of the word.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) True skepticism (for example, Pyrrhonism) means forever questioning something because you can never completely know the truth--you are skeptical.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like James Randi who dismiss things as frauds by default are not skeptics. They have perverted the word, and they are just as dogmatic as the people they attack.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It is sad that there are a lot of frauds out there, but all science began as something "paranormal" at one point. Imagine if you told the Greeks we don't shoot light beams from our eyes, or the Victorians that there isn't an all-present "aether", and that light actually travels through amazingly fast and impossibly small particles called "photons".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Perhaps it won't be ghosts or skeletons we prove are real, but fields like parapsychology are becoming more accepted and making solid advances as a result. Even if nothing happens, it's more empirical to try and to fail than dismiss it as wrong from the outset.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Derailing threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everyone in this town is taller, more handsome and cooler than I am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Including the girls.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The common misunderstanding that people like James Randi do, in fact, perform empirical testing of claims of the "paranormal."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "The nature of my powers is such that they cannot be tested" is not, alas, conducive to empirical analysis. The scientific method requires us to construct a testable hypothesis. "I have put great effort into constructing my claims in such a manner that you can't disprove it, neener neener" is the opposite of that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never get to enjoy silence in their presence.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't even know how he views me now. Just another person trying to force their way into his life, or a delusional infatuated boy who just can't let go? Does he wish he'd never gotten involved with me?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have a feeling that despite how he felt (or claimed to feel) towards me before, he has detached himself from those feelings and now sees me purely as a remnant from his past, a wrong choice, an annoyance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think he's forgotten that I genuinely care about him, and that I'm on his side. But I can't remind him now, when he's already pushed me away and withdrawn into himself... so what do I do? Wait? Give up?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People actually mistake /dqn/ for /love/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People actually mistake /dqn/ for literally any other board on Channel4 BBS.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>33 brings up /love/, but what is /love/?
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Don't hurt me,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Don't hurt me,
( ˃ ヮ˂) No more!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i cant post in the CTRL+V thread
>>36
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Me neither. It always ends up being private stuff.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People like >>36-37 cannot figure out how to copy any text into their clipboard that isn't private.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every time I've finished with my paste buffer, I compulsively copy a single letter "c" to overwrite it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being paranoid for no real reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have severe love-related problems, but I can't post in /love/ because reading the board and their responses to me makes me extremely depressed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) have no love-related problems
( ﾟ -ﾟ) never been in love
( ﾟ -ﾟ) unless that is the problem
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I began playing that MMO again in order to manipulate my ex under a false identity. But the more she told "me" of her new boyfriend, her current situation and excitement for the future, the more I'm just glad she's actually happy again. And here I am doing things like this because I can't stop thinking about her.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't handle the idea of the girl I'm in love with having a new boyfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing they have sexual intercourse especially gets to me, for some reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a problem you don't trust anyone enough to tell about, but knowing that it makes no difference, because nobody would be able to help you anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reddit and people who use it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Novel websites that could be (and often, initially are) used for intelligent or at least entertaining discussion, but quickly fall prey to thousands of idiotic, catchphrase-spewing teenagers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suppose this applies to the Web in general, really.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That awkward moment when you give thumbs up if ... oh shit, it's contagious!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) KFC doesn't do mashed potatoes in this country.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) McDonalds and KFC both do Irn-Bru on tap here, but they never mix the syrup/soda solution properly and it always tastes rank.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) KFC doesn't do Irn-Bru in this country. Almost fucking nobody does.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm fucking someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's raining again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I fucking am someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love being.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I went to sleep at a reasonable hour for the first time in weeks, only for my slumber to be interrupted by some goddamn big spider on my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Like, not jungle spider big, but daaaaaaaaaaamn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still equate sex with love in this day and age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still believe in a creator god in this day and age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People still believe there isn't a creator god in this day and age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the shitposting thread seems to be really popular
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dreaming about a lover who is far away. (whoever said this in the happy thead, I'll never understand you)
>>63
( ˃ Д˂) FIGHT IT! MAKE GOOD POSTS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being off-topic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>61 At least you have a lover.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dreaming about a lover who is nonexistent.
>>61,65
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No need to dream or pine, just do as I did and find happiness with a fictional lover!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But boy does that screen ever get in the way of our makeout sessions.
OBVSLY, >>66 is Kugelmass, a professor of Humanities at City College...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be able to meet my waifu outside of dreams.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The woman I love's going to move in with the person she left me for.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She makes it seem like she loves me still...
>>69
She probably has a jealousy fetish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is actually a thing.
It seems to me she loves someone else more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those feels...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Today I learned a new word: "transethnicity".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Today you probably learned that new word too and are going to want to punch me shortly after looking it up for teaching you that new word, and frankly I don't blame you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sad, slow violin music.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm transethnic
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Did you hear the one about the transsexual who wanted to be a nun?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He was a transsister.
>>73
Neither wiktionary.org nor dictionary.com seem to list this.
Is that why you said I would want to punch you after looking it up?
>>73
It doesn't seem particularly popular, and I can't find a solid definition.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But it's pretty self-explanatory, and I can see people seriously using it soon.
>>77
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No. It is because it would involve going to some of the darkest depths of ▒▒▒blr.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I knew a guy once who pronounced "ethnicity" like "eth-ni-ti-city".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He was a sociology professor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crumbs in my bed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's only a third of the pictures of Sabitsuki than there are my last waifu...
( ﾟ - ﾟ ) Child
(ﾟ- ^ ) Sexual
( ﾟ - ﾟ ) Molestation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The second season of Bakemonogatari. I don't want to watch an anime about an MC doing sexual things with every girl except his girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most recent anime I've seen are awful.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's not to say there wasn't awful anime in its golden age, and I'm sure there are a few gems now, but it's become so cheap and easy to make that it feels like a waste.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And people like all these throwaway shows. They're the hot thing of the month. When really they're just the lowest common denominator of fanservice and moe to appeal to teenagers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The worst part is, there's no way to say such a sweeping statement without people stereotyping you as some sort of hipster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's not exactly that anime is any cheaper or easier to make now than it was in, say, 2005, when anime was produced digitally with Korean labor much like it is now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's that the funding has pretty much dried up with the worldwide economic downturn, so they produce cheaper things like derivative formulaic moe shit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish people would just fuck off when they're told too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My one and only close friend is miserable and there's nothing I can do to help.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slow torrents
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remorseless pirates who refuse to financially support the creators whose work they love, despite being able to afford it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Visual novels that are unavailable in the US.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The combination of high heat and high humidity.
(Also, >>94, you can import software from Japan. If retailers won't ship abroad, just pay a company such as DankeDanke.com who will provide you with a Japanese address and forward it on to you for the cost of international shipping plus some extra cash. That, or make some friends in Japan willing to do the same for less.)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking you're the first person to have thought of something, then googling it and discovering someone else thought of it years before you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding a picture of a cute girl only to find out she was your mother at your age.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My thread died.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flatmates not going home for the weekend during this heatwave, so I can't even lounge about naked.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am not sure if I feel more pain than most people and am super-badass stoic about it, or if everyone feels about as much pain and is super-badass stoic about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't sleep tonight
>>101
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't sleep tonight either, as I'm not a time traveller. I did sleep last night, but am still quite sleepy. Not sure if that's due to insufficient sleep or the heat levels, or both.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
(* ﾟ ₍-₎ ﾟ) Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep. Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That lovely website that formed a big part of my childhood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The one which I visited almost religiously, awaiting updates.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's dead and it isn't coming back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whoops, I seem to have ended up falling in love with him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This is only a sad post because I've really messed up and I'm afraid that I might have lost him forever. Not giving up just yet, though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried to remain empirical by telling her I had no opinion either way as to whether she was a whore, but she took that negatively.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I only have myself to blame.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sluts.
>>108
She's only objectively a whore if she has sex for money.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going to be empty for the rest of my life. Nothing can fill this hole inside me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My ex-girlfriend posting about her new girlfriend on /dqn/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The light bulb in my lamp died.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Replacing fluorescent bulbs is expensive.
>>111 I think if my ex went to the same places on the internet I went to, I'd stop going for a while. Unless you're like, a cuckold, or something.
>>112
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to quit DQN, it's my favorite website.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to hear about that other stuff either though.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My website is coming up on a 9th anniversary.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I keep telling myself I'm going to do something with it some day, but realistically...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I woke up at 3 and none of my friends are online
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My plastic honey bottle has sprung a small leak sometime after I put it in a hot water bath last week in order to re-liquefy the crystallized honey. No matter which way up I put it on the shelf, it always seems to stand in a small puddle of honey the next day. And yet I can't find any holes oozing honey when I squeeze it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Humidity.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Again.
>>111 That must be awkward! I have this ex who lurks all the same sites and boards and IRC channels as I do, and despite being dumped still hangs out on them. It is so weird.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was going to wait until I could see my friend to admit that I've had a crush on them for a while, but they just got together with someone else.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If their trip hadn't been postponed this might not have happened, and now I feel really stupid for not acting on my feelings sooner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years
( ﾟ -ﾟ) raw beef left in a Tupperware box in the fridge for a month
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am the only one posting in /nihongo/ since over three days ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So ronery.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you are bound and determined to be unhappy, you will succeed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But there is no such guarantee for happiness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Writing a bunch of crap in C for a microcontroller - realize I was in French-English mode and all the symbols are wrong.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting fed up less than a minute after starting to clean the room.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Menstruation
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living life in 3D
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your best friend is only using you for sex.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You are pathetic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have a best friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being worried that someone you care about might commit suicide.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'll love you, okay?
>>128
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suppose "best friend" should include quotation marks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Going to bed fervently hoping that I don't wake up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Guacamole that does not contain any garlic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Editing my Google+ profile, I noticed the bit saying "Looking for: Who are you looking for?" They neither offered a tickybox for "Sarah Connor" nor allowed write-in answers, though, so I had to leave it blank.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be able to own a pet catgirl.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody's started a new post happy things thread yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sometimes, when a thread needs to be continued, I'm scared that someone will do it within the same few minutes I try to post the next one, leading to there being two competing threads that end up annihilating each other, killing a popular series forever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I fully admit that I can recall one time that someone thought a continuation started off with posts not in the DQN-damashii nor the spirit of the threads it was continuing, and another person agreed and started a new one, and everyone else tacitly agreed by posting in that one and ignoring the shitty one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I happen to know one of those two people was me, or else I might have attributed it to just one person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unnecessarily long posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spilling coffee all over a book you were reading.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One day, people will no longer remember that COOL FREE RINGTONES is a reference to an annoying advertising campaign.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not wanting to eat anything
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My teeth hurt and I don't know why. I take proper care of them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry, >>143. No matter how well you take care of your teeth, complete absence of dental pain for life is probably a rare occurrence. I myself thought my dental care adequate right up until I got my first cavities at age 23 (largely from stupid habits I had formed and rid myself of years before). Alas, enamel damage is cumulative.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don’t have a dental plan.
Change is occurring, and I don't like it. I might have to go hide somewhere even more remote and neglected.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having a boyfriend who would want to nap on you after an awful day, while you pet his head and/or rub his back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have never carried out and been w.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have never found my second mitten since that fateful fourth birthday party.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I once found some kids mitten at a birthday party. I never got to return it.
>>146
I recommend a small dog or perhaps a cat if you can get a friendly one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People trying to trick me into being tanasinn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being denied sex because it's "too hot".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being denied sex because "I'm only 13".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Abandoned forums, guestbooks, mailing lists, e-mail inboxes, et cetera, now populated only by spambots.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most of them hawking illegal things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Images of you-know-what in you-know-where.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A dying relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I still can't figure out what that captcha letter that looks like an r but isn't is.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Working on the weekends.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even though I had nothing else to do anyway.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My perfectionism is holding me back from doing the things I love.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Even though you can love someone without their permission, not having your feelings reciprocated might wear you out and make you feel abysmal abysmal and worthless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not noticing a mistake in your post until it's too late.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This applies to mistakes in life in general, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) accidentally dropping your summer sausage.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing photos of me I don't remember being taken
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bullies
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only getting four hours of sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting 11 hours of sleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But waking up every hour to get sick.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have to look after the dog, so I can't masturbate.
>>170
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My penis is pretty small, and I often give him these little sausage things as treats.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Basically, I'm scared he'll bite my dick off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When you hug someone
( ﾟ -ﾟ) before remembering you hate being touched by anyone you’re not mutually sexually attracted to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and that category includes nobody, not even yourself.
>>172
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm more or less the same.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The only person I'd want to be physically touched by is my waifu, and that isn't going to happen any time soon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Worrying that the person you like hates physical contact like the posters above, and that by being physically affectionate towards them you'll make them feel uncomfortable rather than loved.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Taking it a little further and liking physical contact, but being overwhelmed by that part of the brain that gets you all worried about motives and your self-worth and other such things, rendering the whole experience unenjoyable and uncomfortable.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Neuroticism.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wanting to take things very slowly with physical intimacy and to be patient in general, since you really do care about the person you like and you want to minimise the uncomfortableness and maximise the warm and fuzzy feelings, and you're not going to demand that they do things that make them feel bad... and knowing that it might not be enough, that they might not be able to trust you, or even that maybe they don't even want to trust you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Falling in love with people without needing them to give you much in return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People staying at your house for too long. Being afraid to tell them to go away, because you just want to be alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still kinda missing that person who savagely broke your heart over a decade ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The douchebag upstairs moving furniture at night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This sofa is really heavy, but it needs moving today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hope I don't wake up the guy downstairs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The buy below me is moving what sounds like furniture...late at night.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Maybe the guy below him and myself could go teach him a lesson.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having a stomachache.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deciding you need a short break from DQN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never coming back
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wanting to disappear.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) this heat wave done fried my brains
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not getting the hint the first time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then feeling like a big idiot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running while there's a record breaking heat wave.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing how you're not on the same level as your peers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing your former peers are now light-years ahead of you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I simply cannot beat this game.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never beat lunatic modo
>>191
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing that a former jock from your high school co-authored a research paper in quantum physics, while you're still an undergrad―then discovering it's his third publication in a peer-reviewed natural science journal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being refused entrance to the final exam because you attended one fewer lecture than the required number.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Several of my favourite threads have died.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretty much all my favorite threads died a long time ago and I’m the only one who keeps bumping them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I’m really only still here for this and Post Happy Things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This isn't going to be a popular opinion with the crowd that’s around now, but many of the threads that characterize DQN now really belong on other boards. Yes, they are lonely, but keeping them here is contributing to that problem.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am aware of the hypocrisy. Pardon me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't let my dog sleep in my bed tonight because she rolled in fox shit and now she smells really bad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Really, really bad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She's outside my door right now, trying to push the door open with her nose.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Never ending, day long migraines.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to rip my head off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My life carries as much meaning as the grain of rice I just ate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It tasted pretty good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've masturbated four times now, but it's still not going down...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have no friends, no love, and no goals.
( ˃ ヮ˂ ) Time to live however the fuck I want.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) five new posts in the past week on my favorite long-abandoned porn imageboard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all of them between some guy being a PC nazi and another guy being an absolutely insensitive cock.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people posting about cocaine on /dqn/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) …the sun might be up, but my head is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lazy Sunday mornings where you don't want to do anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...only you have no choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of my favourite internet content creators have posted anything new recently.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to work even though it's Sunday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No cocaine.
>>200
I don't like advocating drugs, but I believe that various substances related to ergotamines have a lot of potential in curing cluster headaches and probably also migraines. You'd do well to research them, and then take some LSD!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 12kbps internet speed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not even being throttled.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're already in a relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching someone try and fit in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They just get ignored.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You find them all revolting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting ... to bisexual males only.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only one girl has ever found me attractive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She was hideous on the outside and on the inside.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried driving a while ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was too weak to push the brakes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inexplicable pain in your arm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could be sleeping right now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh great, that idiot fucker from /jp/ has discovered the other textboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish that there could be a third, even MORE secret area to post on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's pathetic to be in tears over this, isn't it?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) forgetting emoticon in a themed thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unwanted people showing up at your apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone on youtube just told me to kill myself because I made a self-deprecating joke and he told it seriously. That kind of pisses me off for some reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/48 OH COME ON! I CLEARLY POSTED IN THE LATEST MUSIC THREAD!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you are not an Elitist, >>231, please leave the Elitist Superstructure the hell alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yes, yes you could just ignore it.
>>234
Perhaps he's a holdover from the time when this was the Immaturity Mansion of DQN. If so, he can hardly be taken to task for his lack of l33t.
>>232 Thanks, you might be interested to know my name is a pokémon reference - the old man glitch to duplicate the 6th item in your backpack in red and blue
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kids
>>241
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to add this to my custom CSS doohickey a while back because there were so many table breaking idiot posts one week. It's been refreshingly effective, I must say. Perhaps a bit simple to post to userstyles.org? I dunno; I never really tested it with any theme besides Pseud0ch.
.replytext { overflow: auto; }( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like plunging into my books and writings keeps me from getting ahead of myself socially and making a bunch of friends I wish I hadn't met at all...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'll be more than a week before I can use my own computer again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't build this. Somebody else made it happen.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... all that work for nothing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excruciating headaches every single day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deafness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tone-deaf people insisting on loudly singing along to all of my karaoke performances.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now, I'm no Pavarotti myself, but this is just rude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is a long-ass whinge.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You could have easily put the same information in two polite sentences in /req/ instead of crossposting a rude rant.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not saying the slowness is great, but....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've signed myself up for something I'm not sure I can even do. This could turn out to be very humiliating indeed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>250 good to know i'm not the only person getting this problem
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We-know-who doing we-know-what in we-know-where.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Danbooru didn't approve my upload.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yet Safebooru did! Yeah!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Saggy old-man butts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The feeling you get on Sunday nights.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I don't have a job!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upsetting a friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Step on my cats paw. I'm so sorry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oops...it's the autism.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What an awful date
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still obsessed with the same girl that caused me to become depressed and has made me realize just how much of a piece of shit I am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sure that she has long forgotten me and is probably being fucked by some guy she met at college.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a problem you can't tell anyone about.
>>262
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remember: bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a NEET because of my guilty conscience.
>>264
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a NEET because my parents abandoned me and I have to pay rent.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a NEET with a guilty conscience.
>>263
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You were right. I didn't heed your advice out of inexperience and weakness and now I suffered through the embarrassment of making myself the fool.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why am I so fucking stupid?!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My captcha is telling me to di.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seven years after I gave it up, Windows is still as bad at the Unicode as I remember.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was back in my hometown for the first time in ages and I was going to see my dad on Wednesday night but he cancelled at the last minute because he had to give my little brother a lift somewhere, so the giant chocolate coin with "NO. 1 DAD" embossed in it I got as a little gift for him is now my breakfast.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling the same as >>266 and realizing that I won't ever have a chance to snuggle with him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vericode: exam
( ﾟ -ﾟ) thanks for reminding me, vericode machine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being bad with words and totally screwing up a presentation and then having that remind you how bad at words you are.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a bunch of friends coming over but you can't drink.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pseudorandom on iichan is still down and I'm beginning to think it may never return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) virgules
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to read 10 chapters of a rather boring book by this afternoon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)My father became very ill when I was about 8, and struggled to get out of bed for 2 years.
My mother then started to abuse me physically and emotionally after that, because he wasn't there to moderate her behavior. Occasions were the worst, because she tried to get love and attention from me that I couldn't give her, and flicked from hysterical crying to chasing my sister and I with hammers or cutlery. The only lockable door in our house is cracked and punctured from her attacks.
When I was 10 or 11 years of age she kissed me in a sexual way, she made sure our kiss was sexual. It was disgusting, how dare she touch me in that way. She tried to make me a surrogate husband cause her actual husband despised her and was too sick to do anything about it. I got sexual comments from her for the next 8 years, and was touched in ways that humiliated me.
It wasn't my fault. It doesn't matter to me if she dies; I won't go to the funeral - I don't want to be part of it.
>>285
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot think of anything at all to post in the Post Happy Things thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to waste my time on youtube responding to someone defending inches when SI units are clearly superior.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A famous, talentless DJ did a remix of a song by my favorite artist bringing the attention of idiotic teenagers to the song. I did not even know this till I read the YouTube comments of the song while trying to share the song with a friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slipping on an unseen patch of ice, bruising your left upper arm and thigh in the resulting fall.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to reinstall Linux because of kernel panics as the result of forcing a system update after 20 months of disuse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ferrets are banned where I live
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I met someone who I thought might like me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Turns out she only like girls.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This keeps happening to me.
>>295 Like I could afford a sex change.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sex changes costing so much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life costing so much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sex costing so much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 10-page essays.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) bad data
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a great "Let's take on the world" mood in the morning and then starting to over-analyze my life again to post on DQN...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) parents either don't realize I can hear them backchatting from my bedroom
( ﾟ -ﾟ) or worse... they do and are just that passive-agressive
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>302, I bet they do! One of them would probably even visit you before chatting to make you aware of their presence.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Emily shitposting on /dqn/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who use the term "shitpost" on /dqn/.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Performing automanipulation until my phallus starts to hurt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being one of those guys who parrots posts, changing one or two words for a cheap laugh, and loathing yourself for doing so.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a guy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being one of those whiny bitches who pretend to have some sort of an exquisite and extremely ironic sense of humour.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting killed in a video game and constantly complaining about it to a friend who is getting completely destroyed at the very same time as I lead the scoreboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When oh when will http://vip-quality.org return?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I would totally recommend this site to someone who'd like to learn about 3D modeling, but it would be kind of hard to explain that you're not trying to prank someone when the site is called poopinmymouth.com.
>>314 oh, nice but i've seen it. I was enjoying talking to other NEETs on the /NEET/ board
>>314
( ﾟ -ﾟ) jeez, how many internet monikers can one guy have
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People always hating on the game that you like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "hating on"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It got cold enough for mittens outside, and I can't find mine anywhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trysts unrealized.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) waking up unable to move
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no more iichan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up with almost no daylight left.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) there's wakachan...oh wait, thats gone too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i have no nekoko to yell "FUCKING NOW!" into my ear
( ﾟ -ﾟ) eating food with seeds in it and having them come back out intact in my poop.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up with a headache.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was called an idiot by some real circlejerky self-important people on youtube for making a purposely stupid joke in the comments section.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think they're right. I'm an idiot just for paying any attention to or making youtube comments. I should be studying!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just became aware that I'm at the end of my rope.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think I'm slowly slipping into mild depression or I'm at least becoming emotionally unstable.
( ﾟー ﾟ) Academia is great.
>>330
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pointy Ears board is still there!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It still gets about one post per 3 months.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never play Dangan Ronpa
( ﾟ -ﾟ) me too neither
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, Pointy Ears isn't about espeons.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Calling attention to a board, having off-topic posts appear there the next day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nobody on /jp/ getting the GET.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) /jp/ being a shit.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching Macross II after thoroughly enjoying SDF Macross.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That poster.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the feel of feces pressing against the inside of my anus
( ﾟ -ﾟ) talk of farts and feces
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who write "websight".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Kuso Miso Technique and the Yaranaika meme
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Awww literally right after I read http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/139 my mum said I stink and that I was making her stomach turn. Do my friends think that?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slowing my studies down, and not feeling like doing anything at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's the point of student libraries if cute girls aren't working there?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fun, almost unreadable broken boards making me pine for /z/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got banned from 4chan and now I don't know what to do. I could learn some Japanese but I'm not in the mood for it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Superman totally snapped Zod's neck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A red streak on the toilet paper after I wipe my arse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A brown streak on my fingers after I wipe my arse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Toilet paper bursts into flames when I wipe my arse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The good news is you have demon blood.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The bad news is your anus is bleeding.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inexplicably having jism on the back of my shirt after whacking off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) American and Jewish authorities not trusting males to keep one of the most attended-to parts of their anatomy clean.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ears get dirty over time too. Why not remove those at birth?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You can never read SICP for the first time again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My first time with SICP was disappointing, I became frustrated and dropped it about 1/3 through. Of course I'm not going to pick it up where I left, but begin from the scratch, because a few months have already passed since then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Went to check my Lavabit e-mail, find it's shut down thanks to governmental tomfoolery.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) neet.to is down again
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still people who think that gay = anal sex and anal sex = gay.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The JonTron Show is still not as entertaining as Jon on Game Grumps was.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "I drive a black muscle car therefore I'm required to be the fastest person on the highway." No, fuck you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) captcha systems with advertising built in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) someone left a huge turd in the toilet at work and didn't flush
also, ( ﾟ -ﾟ) listening to a band that used to be your most favoritest and thinking "this is actually a bit lackluster."
When I worked at Microsoft, that happened so often I stopped using the company restrooms.
Seriously, it seemed like some people insist on holding up a week's worth of shit for one massive toilet plugger of a dump.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having an itch which would cause immense pain to scratch, because it is directly next to a wound
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's no point to my life. I have career goals, but no personal goals whatsoever. A good relationship, love, having children - I don't see myself doing any of that stuff. But everyone says that's the whole reason to live. I don't understand that.
Also, I'm constipated
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now I want that product.
>>395
Same. Only my career goals are unachievable.
The idea of being in a normal relationship is something that my brain automatically rejects. I couldn't possibly be part of any social activity the way normals interpret that. I would be pretending I was someone else and I can't do that.
Why am I sitting in a terminal?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting my hankies mixed up and blowing my nose on the one that's full of jizz.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding a promising-looking and ostensibly open-source program only to see that it requires .SHIT Network.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn with crappy dubbed audio.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn without crappy dubbed audio.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The number of porn flicks with "anal" in the title that are actually gangbangs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing the cable airing of my favourite Christmas movie and having to wait a whole year before it's appropriate to watch it again..
>>404
Watch it in on New Year like all Russians do or even wait until Orthodox Christmas which is a bit later!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm constipooted again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a fetish for lipstick and only finding "lipstick lesbian" bullshit when trying to find relevant porn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It can be demonstrated via the pigeonhole principle and reasonable estimates of an upper limit that there is without a doubt at least one other person out there with the exact same number of hairs on their head out there as me, and via basic statistics that it is highly unlikely there aren't more. So much for being a special snowflake.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The daddy-longlegs in my shower is gone, and in its place are sewer fly larvae. Hate those bastards. And they couldn't care less about urine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My captcha; sadman.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shooting a big hot jizz load that on closer inspection is all yellowish and gelatinous rather than creamy white.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Whenever I try to paste some AA from elsewhere onto this board, it comes out retarded. Setting "text art" only makes it even more retarded.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting b& from your favourite imageboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My airbed sprung a leak and I woke up on the floor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which never existed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which no longer exists.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25394876/plane-crash-kills-three-in-flight-simulator/ Talk about realism
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The icons for GameFAQs and Gelbooru are too similar and it's confusing me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My jaw muscle cramped up again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still in love with a girl that I used to be friends with and I can't move on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I know that nothing will come out of it and I don't want it to since I don't want to betray my 2D beliefs, and don't want to accept things as they are now when they could've been so much better.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I still can't let go and I hate it.
Λ__Λ
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole posting unhappy things thing.
（ ）
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ant has killed ant.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People hating on the Great Grape Ape.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What is the Western term for herbivore man? I think it applies to me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Masturbating to completion and still being unsatisfied but too tired to do it again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Britney Spears urinated on a ladybug in the woods.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My Fleshlight smells kind of funny despite my best efforts to keep it clean.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's not even a butthole-like smell to go with the butthole shape, either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread has 454 posts
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Porn flicks that have a narrator.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>93 won't use the lotion on its skin, even when its told.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Greece ran out of other people's money.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The lasting ache of masturbatory penis injuries.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still alive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Downloading H-anime after seeing a clip of an interesting scene, but the scene in the clip was the only good one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am downloading an MMO.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am hyped for a good MMO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Because I believe one will come this year
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I mean WoW is crashing down
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) MMO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "good"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Choose one, pl0x.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sunvox advertises itself as running on a lot of devices, but some of the example songs don't run even on a netbook.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I >upgraded to Windows 10 and now all these faces on DQN aren't displaying. All I see is boxes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm remembering all the embarrassing stuff I did years ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone, somewhere, is using microsoft windows.
>>477
( ﾟ -ﾟ) someone, somewhere is complaining about using microsoft windows.
>>477
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Somewhere, someone has a huge superiority complex because they don't use Microsoft Windows.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) starting to play an MMO, then realizing you may as well be playing a single player game because you have no friends to play with.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being mean to a pet because you're in a bad mood, then feeling bad about it when they still come back demanding affection.
>>480
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realizing that MMO's have been taken over by those fancy "instances" and raid zone things
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realizing they're just single player games
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Realizing you should quit while you can
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Posting an ugly picture to try to annoy people on an imageboard and then feeling queasy at the sight of it myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I broke my hand and it really hurts and I broke it because I lost my temper and I don't like myself fro it.
( -_-) It took a really long time to type this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fonts where I have to highlight "PomPyro" to assure myself that it doesn't say "PornPyro".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spending $15 to purchase a device that does X and, when it breaks down after a decade of hard use, finding out that it is no longer manufactured, and that the cheapest device that does X nowadays costs $95 because it also does Y, Z, and W, none of which I want or will ever use.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that the cheapest device that does X as well as my old device costs more like $200.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that those devices have a battery life half as long as I am accustomed to because they also do Y', Z', and W', none of which I want or will ever use.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding out that used copies of my old device are entirely in the hands of scalpers, who now price them at $95.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to teach myself how to solder.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dead pixels on a monitor I bought only two weeks ago.
>>489
( ﾟ -ﾟ) getting dead pixels on a laptop computer immediately after the warranty ends.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing an otherwise hot girl but she has one of those nose piercings that someone once aptly described as "metal boogers".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Piercings are repulsive, and I include traditional lobe piercings in that estimation.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dead pixel on my PSP-1003.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>489 back about 8 years ago, I bought a laptop with maybe a dozen dead pixels. They said I couldn't return it. PC world are shit. I exchanged it for a better one instead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) RL stabbing me in the butt on the one day I want to go to a special RP event on the game I'm on that it might make me late for.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the nichijou manga ends in december.
>>493 you can by cheap replacement parts if you're willing to deal with the repair screwdriver mess and it's surprisingly simple from a site like dealextreme (although a new psp might just be better if it's a 1003)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) slow hong kong shipping
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You will never understand the context of all 2ch SJIS.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Then again my need to understand them is probably worse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to post a gross animated gif because the file size is too large.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The air conditioner at my apartment stopped working.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) VT-x not enabled on any of my laptops. Damn you, guix.
>>497 I'm looking into a vita recently, though the pixel ain't so annoying most of the time. More annoying is its inability to show black or red without it bleeding everywhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) noticing the first signs of a receding hairline while cutting your hair.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing your receding hairline is the only thing standing between you and total baldness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inexorable forward march of time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nichijou was never good
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding unresolvable dependencies on your system
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Updating OS X so I can install the latest Xcode so I can debug an app on an iPhone someone updated to the latest iOS.
Fuck you Apple.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being surrounded by techno dweebs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Firefox's new direction
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mozilla's CEO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) EME and extension signing taking choice away from users
I'll be working for the rest of my life
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Nothing really matress
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll be unemployed for the rest of my life
PLEASE RESPOND
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't find a good online Indian minimarket.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't find a good online Indian minimarket.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I need to leave the house today
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I still can't find a good online Indian minimarket.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I couldn't get my script to work, it's been 3 days
>>527
I'm not >>526, but I always wanted to make a procedurally generated danmaku game. There would be no enemies; rather, the danmaku appears from the top/sides and you progress just by surviving. The bullets would be slow, but dense; the challenge would be more about being able to make fine movements and avoid getting overwhelmed, rather than reaction speed. It would have a storyline which you unlock as you get further into the game, sort of like Irisu Syndrome; a calm, contemplative storyline, but with hints of darker undertones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately, I can only do fairly basic programming, and I only know MATLAB and Python. I suppose I could mess around with Pygame and see where I get, but I have so much else in my life already that I'm not sure another major project like this is a good idea.
>>528
It doesn't seem like it would be that hard with gamemaker.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just sent an email. I didn't want to send it, but it needed to be sent.
Really, I should've sent it a long time ago. I'd typed up several drafts of it over the last year or so, but then discarded them. I'm just not a very assertive person.
It's not a romantic sort of relationship, but that doesn't mean its having gone sour doesn't tear me apart inside. IT STARTED OUT SO WELL
>>526
I have ideas, and I can program. I'm no artist though (AFAICT).
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a creepy email from that creepy guy you've always been polite to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The few things I really want out of life are incredibly hard to get. Although I work and save I don't care much about anything else. So for me living is like looking up at a tall mountain and thinking I have to climb over it, but knowing almost for a fact that I'll never make it.
>>533
I'm not sure. I'll send myself an email - let me know when you get it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I get that feeling too. I generally try to fix it by learning something new.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can see the end, and it's always the same.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They are all doomed to repeat it and no matter what I say they won't listen.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hunger
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One moment they praise you. The next moment they're criticizing you like you're worthless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grocery stores which open later on weekends to spare their employees some misery, accomplishing only that the employees who work the weekend days get special treatment and causing me misery because I walk to them when they regularly open, full oh contentment because I can do some shopping, go back home and make a nice breakfast without rushing... only to find them closed for another 90 minutes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All shops only open during work hours in the week, meaning people who work full time must wait until the weekend to go shopping.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to have meaningful conversation with anyone
>>543
Get new friends, there are several anime that will help you with this
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Plenty of petty drama is going on, but then you notice your favourite number approach. You start planning. You dig around for that cute little piece of SJIS. It is still on your hard drive. You think of something cool to post along. Then you wait. F5 F5 F5.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Zero hour, post counter is at 195! You write the post, give it a second glance, punch in the captcha. You click "More options...", set the formatting to "Text Art"... "Reply".
You have crossed the Rubicon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But the "name" field is empty. You forgot your tripcode. The number becomes meaningless. Your browser reloads the page. A chill goes down your spine. Your SJIS "graphic" is all broken. You open one browser, another... It is not a font problem.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inner light, the serenity of mind... destroyed in a fraction of a second.
>>545
I don't know what your SJIS was supposed to look like, but it looks fine to me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>546 use your sadness to fuel the creation of something new
( ﾟ -ﾟ) so many beautiful things have disappeared from the internet
To hell with those normals. I give up.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I found out I might have cancer.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My entire body is aching.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) An anime that's good but something is off about the sound. There is no right volume for me to turn it to. Is it that the voices are too quiet and the music is too loud? It is so subtle that it doesn't prevent me from watching it, but it slightly stresses me out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they're going to keep me unsatisfied forever
( ﾟ -ﾟ)he wasn't awake and able to comfort
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have anyone. Every lonely night is washing away yet another fragment of my sanity.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to be creative again!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have always been very alone but I have never been fortunate enough to be in a situation where loneliness was the main thing bothering me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I won't know if I have cancer or not for another month.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't get into the school I wanted.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I read a spoiler for a game by accident, just by checking the name of a character.
Who the hell puts spoilers as the first line of a wiki entry anyway?!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>563, have you considered the sort of sad sack that is the wiki editor of today?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am not unhappy at you, rather I weep for the future.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Army rejected me.
I could have been away at college living the life if I wasn't such a nice, caring person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't find reasonably priced magazines for my new gun
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm surrounded by Jews.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Willingness has left me and never returned
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People keep going to Oberlin College for some idiotic reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shedding manly single tears one after another for a hour unable to fall asleep.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No one invites me to parties any more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I keep mixing up the "[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!]" thread and the "[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19]" thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hope nobody has noticed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War... war. War never changes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War never. Changes war. Never changes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) War.
>>575
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the war.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i gotta pee but i dont wanna get up
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bottles of piss lying around my room, the mark of the hikkimori
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some power-douchemode cunt thought it was a good idea to give a country half-full of fuckwits free reign to display their ingorance and xenophobia, and now you can only spend 2009JPY before hitting the (already shit-ass low) £15 import tax threshold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting complimented on a smoothness and paleness of my skin by a barber... and getting asked whenever it's a result of a indoor lifestyle right after.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hillary's dressing in oven mitts now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No other posters on the /w/ or /m/ boards on shanachan
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing you can't keep living like you are but being too far gone to consider it possible to change
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing you can't keep living like you are but all the other options are equally horrifying.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing you can do a lot better but you're just too much of a wuss to take the first step.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sending off what you thought was a great job application for a position you really wanted, but not even getting a reply to tell you that you aren't getting an interview.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my life
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remembering you were happy about something yesterday but forgetting what it was and why you were happy about it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling better, but not feeling good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just found out Che was a racist psychopath who liked to watch executions from his office so much he removed the outer wall to get a better view.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's like 14 of my favorite t-shirts ruined.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hillary will never be president.
>>593 As a Cuban I'm pretty much obliged to hate you for liking Che in the first place
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disappearing comments sections on the World Wide Web will probably be replaced by decentralized annotation platforms one day, where we will further exacerbate all current problems with comments sections on the World Wide Web.
>>598
More like those browser plugins that let you draw dicks on people's portraits.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) the sensation of vomit not quite reaching my mouth yet scorching the back of my tonsils.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Somehow >>593-san didn't know Che was a cunt in the first place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the gorilla was shot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) happiness and love are simply things that other people experience
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When you have a half-chub and have to choose between hitting the rim or resting it on the seat.
one time when i was 3....my spaghetti fell off the table
feels bad man
( ﾟ -ﾟ) some people didn't like the positive message of ugandan knuckles so instead they memed their disgusting scat fetish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The inevitable.
not good at anything
You will never be 2D
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your past.
Your present.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) those days are never coming back.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) didn't go to the right school because my awful parents hid my acceptance letter at a critical time, and at the time their awful parenting made it so I wouldn't fight that
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 9 years bouncing around schools because i didn't go to the right one so I was so depressed I didn't get good grades and my prospects of transferring were bad because of that
( ﾟ -ﾟ) didn't get any scholarships i applied to
( ﾟ -ﾟ) three straight fucken years of job hunting as of now
( ﾟ -ﾟ) old friends getting along with their lives or are toxic people not worth staying in touch with, not that i made many anyway
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the only thing keeping me alive is vidya
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i did the things people said was the right things to do
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all that got me was a shitload of knowledge i can't use, living at my parents' and complaining at every group of internet strangers i can think of
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i haven't been on a date in 13 years
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i'm years and years behind where i should be
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all that whiz-kid shit "you can play 3 instruments and speak 6 languages and you're going into computers and people you talk to like you" stops being cute around age 15 or so, by age 30 that's kind of pathetic because you haven't really gat gud at anything
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people have been "praying for me" this whole time. if this is god's idea of helping me out, there must've been some serious cosmic shit headed my way
( ﾟ -ﾟ) if any of you guys are headed towards a life like mine, i wouldn't even be able to tell you how to stop it
( ﾟ -ﾟ) don't wish me well, i guess, that shit doesn't seem to be working anyway. go feed a cat or something.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Perceptible update delay caused by printf
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking alone through the snowstorm with torn up shoes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My feet are soaked and cold, and I'm listening to Hotel Books.
"blat"
Being German is illegal
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Update to Unity caused a bunch of new bugs in my game for me.
If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
When backpage is removed!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Jake and Amir's end
( ˃ Д˂) myyYYYY LLLIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>642
I kind of want to see Jake and Amir's start now
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't find any reason to sleep or fix my sleep schedule itself
don't even try. you will fail.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) this is the first month where I'm closer to 30 than to 18.
>>650
I've been there for 2 years, nothing changes. Well, I've gained about 6 pounds, but that's my own fault.
>>653
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I performed that rite perfectly, but it turns out magic is fake as shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Magic is real
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but it doesn't work on you
>>655-656
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sorry about that, I was really talking about wizard powers, not GAY MAGIC, meme magic, and Some Sort of Christian Magic*
*a meme so old, forced, and short-lived that by the numbers it may as well not exist as far as Google cares
( ﾟ -ﾟ) tfwywn bang a cute witch in a lab coat
Shit, that was meant to go in the Wikipedia thread. Can I get a re-do?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Adorable girl always wants to cuddle with me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She has a boyfriend and I'm too much of an idiot to do anything
>>661
Tell her to get rid of it otherwise you're basically a cuckold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Generally permanently unhappy lately without really knowing why
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Barkley 2 is never coming
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Almost all Elvis impersonators impersonate old-and-fat Elvis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not very many guys are as pretty as young Elvis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's always something else.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) At this point I'm pretty much only around to see what happens when the 10000th comes around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread isn't at a funny number anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>666 isn't enjoying himself TO THE MAX
captcha: pish indeed
( ﾟ -ﾟ) nothing is funny anymore
>>669
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yet we remain here, conducting funnybuisness for eachother.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My phone is barely capable of running F/GO
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (mildly conflicting things)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Liru is no longer the alpha and the omega.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I regularly think shooting myself with the gun that I keep on my hip isn't hard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Video games are the only thing in life that I life for.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately I can't play games I have not experienced yet if I'm dead.
Why do you have a gun in your hip? Are you the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How come I'm not the Robocop?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) came across my psych eval from when i was 16
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my teachers told them to look for abuse
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they looked for ADHD instead
( ﾟ -ﾟ) normal people act like i'm really insensitive, but it's the opposite. i can see the pain in their eyes every time i'm around.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the very kind would never understand.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the bullies, on the other hand... they know.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Chinese government has facial recognition cameras everywhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Can't work, though. They all look alike.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the thing a man is best at, his truest talent, may not be valuable enough that it is wanted in the world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) and he may be completely eclipsed by someone else who does it better such that there is no point to his existence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Flooding the toilet again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- still misses having permission to access /img/ on this server (also me)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) <- misses Liru being the alpha and the omega (that other guy, but also me as well)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This unappetizing, poorly presented image of a chocolate-marshmallow pizza, on this day represents my disgust at something sweet and beautiful that has been forever denied me
>>681
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not having enough time and money to install one that is much better.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to use a weak toilet at someone else's house.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Eisegetes gonna eisegete.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) under no circumstance whatsoever are you to believe a single word my mother says about me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Greetings from Depreschan. Come visit us, if you'd like.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The mere idea of attempting to start a new imageboard or textboard in 1993 is itself pretty depressing.
funerals fucking suck
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like I was created to be a machine made to receive pain.
I thought they went away after I took the medicine, but guess what part of my body started itching again yesterday??
I swear to God the meat was cooked, too...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop thinking about how bad my life has turned out and it's so bad that every time I think about it I break down and cry. I'm too old for this, but I never even started living.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Joe Biden's left eye sprayed blood on me at high pressure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom has Parkinsons
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the communities i'm in are dying
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never have a girlfriend
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mom and Dad are starting to smell like Grandma
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And at least Grandma had the requisite ingredients for cat piss and tobacco
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fumi-chan from YW won't fart on my hair
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People mixing up reed romance and romantique trumpet
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never got to go trick or treating.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on christmas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) (as usual)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) alone on the day after christmas, and all that half price candy i still can't afford is mocking me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) delayed onset social anxiety effects after dinner with brother's in-laws
( ﾟ -ﾟ) why yes, at least when i'm alone i don't have to navigate those issues and get bullied for being the biggest loser in two families
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My verification code is "sad."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't know which "old standby boards" exist or are left. If I lose this one the muscle memory is going to make me miss you guys every time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excess of entertainment made it less valuable, and that urges me to seek more and more. Nothing I do is fun anymore. I wonder if less internet and games would make me happier in the long run...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, well, my suicidal urges come from permanent problems. Do you really think evil that directly harms someone, leaving him powerless to do anything about it, doesn't exist on this planet? Ever? Not even once? That is not at all a rational thing to believe.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stuck in this fucking apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Videogames don't bring me joy anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Asian hornets are killing our honeybees.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Room is finally clean, don't know what to do now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2]" thread finally achieved its goal after over 5000 days, but only thanks to some fucking jisakujien with a sexual fetish for pizza.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) honeybees aren't even native to the americas
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the columbian exchange
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad remakes that take a crap on the original
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's not 2007 anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got a really nice CAPTCHA, but while I was trying to figure out how to incorporate it into a sentence for the "ITT we input CAPTCHAs" thread my browser crashed and I lost it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could make a post anyway, but I'd know it was a lie.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My family's toilet paper company is going bankrupt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't hide this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm just not impressed any more by such things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This site news's date format went from DDth Month YYYY to DD Month YYYY and now to YYYY-MM-DD
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No admin could agree on one consistent style.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The character threads are all bumped off the front page.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesn't understand Mar10
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop a half hour after taking a shower.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to take a big messy poop in the middle of a shower
>>73
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dokyun doesnt understand the beauty of shower shits
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The BBC knew about and protected the pædophiles they employed, and paid them large salaries using the public's TV licence money
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My head is noticeably bigger with the revised Mono font.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A giant rock hard crap that won't come out.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting too old for being shy and depressed and sleeping all day in an oversized hoodie watching anime to be cute anymore
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) YouTube detecting English spoken with a strong French accent as French speech and generating garbled English language subtitles using French speech-to-text followed by translation to English.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stylish, popular VIPPERs, nearing your Dokyun home. Shitposting in your threads. Gluing your cat to the table.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not receiving the food for which you've already paid.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Imbeciles bumping a dead "unhappy things" thread instead of using this one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My car broke down on the way out of the city so I'm spending Xmas alone
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Your ass is flat
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my soda is flat
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) wet socks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Failed life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sin Sacks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) existence
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wikiFeet
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All the fun people are either asleep or at work.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dying trying to drive two cars at once.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vanishingly few places support RSS
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The incel chart was right and she won't love me or treat me as I deserve because she's taken too many dicks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN no longer has its proud status as a General board on top.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfags can't remember when dqn was originally at the bottom of the menu
test
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a lot of disrespect over the past couple days. My life is bad enough already. Lay off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I dropped all the bacon out of the pan into a corner that my parents keep dirty and that means I don't eat tonight.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Every hour of every day I die a little more because they snuffed out the spark of my purpose and motivation in life and even if I could get it back I'll never be as good as I should've been.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) stupid piece of shit computer freezing up again and raping the USB flash drive that I was copying stuff to in the process
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs can't remember when dqn was dqn quality
( ﾟ -ﾟ) newfigs who never learn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) oldfigs who don't teach
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned figs that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) -fags of varying ages too afraid to use the letter a.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Women.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned fags that killed the Caesar
( ﾟ -ﾟ) minima moralia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) finally getting that attention you asked for
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Walking past a dead animal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being all cozy in bed on a chilly night and having an unignorable need to urinate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) walking past piles of puke lining the sidewalk every morning
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting off the train after a four hour ride and BAM you're in the middle of tent city.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poisoned women who killed love and romance
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wounded my foot somehow and it really hurts, and it's on a part of the heel that I can't get a good angle to look at either.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Reading Baudrillard and coming to realize you’ll never know the truth
( ﾟ -ﾟ) boring afternoon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, chasing after the wind
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The more knowledge, the more grief. Everything is meaningless.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything resolves to C minor.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Finding old console games that I would have loved if I'd found them sooner but am too old and bad at fast reactions now to enjoy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching your health failing and there's nothing you can do.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cows would hug you if they could, but they can't, so they don't.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bashar escaped before the rebels could impale him
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sitting in a boring class
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being bored and an ape.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across the word "apiary" and finding out it has nothing to do with apes at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) coming across an apiary and finding out it has an Africanized swarm
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to an AI bot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to a nominal human being who somehow manages to be dumber than an AI bot
( ﾟ -ﾟ) losing your job to chimp trained to write code with annoyingly loud mechanical keyboard and you are demoted to a lower position but your desk is right next to his
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with computers recreating Hong Kong '97.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with Visual C++ recreating Windows Me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with JVM re-writing X-formerly-known-as-Twitter after Elon Musk developed a hard on for Rust
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with a universe simulation device recreating Elon Musk.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkeys with NSA SELinux spamming /img/ with CP
( ﾟ -ﾟ) pee doughs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lose weight but still visibly fat
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Infinite monkey smell.