I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!
Last night I dreamed I went to the local library and made a delicious sandwich out of their books.
Christians got butthurt over Oreo supporting gay rights or whatever and threatened to ban it.
I laughed my ass off at this. http://imgur.com/a/akJCS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
I'm in now.
4chan has some scheduled downtime tonight.
I expect to see nothing but shitposts here when I wake up.
Why does the racist thread exist? Its disgusting
Stop killing people, dammit!
I'm bored, and I do bad things when I get bored. Interesting, though. Bad and interesting.
I REQUIRE MORE CAKE, MORTAL
No, rain. You aren't allowed to happen until I get home.
I wish I could access DQN from my mobile phone.
I wonder if it's just one person doing it. That's be pretty pathetic.
You are a good person.
>>218
Me too. Squeeks, if you're reading this, add that in sometime.
>>219,218,215
You can't? I've totally drunk-posted here while out on my phone before.
I'm being set up with someone by a family friend who I've exchanged no direct words with, ever. This whole thing is highly disturbing to me. My tastes and desires are not of the normal kind, which has caused problems for me in my relationships, so I'm not very optimistic about this. Especially considering the person doing the fixing up - I can't imagine any of her friends are the type I'd get along with.
But what the hell! I always take chances. Life is nothing without taking chances.
I have a feeling I'll be sick tomorrow, but I sure hope not.
Wait what
Isn't it weird for a couple to not talk for a few weeks?
I wonder if I'll actually manage the "artifact/relic" thing tonight. The patterns still require a lot of attention.
I can't stop thinking about a girl from my dreams. There's only two problems, though- she's not real, and she's a cross between a gargoyle and SCP-173.
>>232
Then what is all that conversation about clinginess about? This is what happens when I ignore DQN for a while.
I never would have guessed how good it feels to stick pointed objects into my ears.
Technically, allowing the government any say in the definition of marriage is un-Christian. Both straight and gay marriage should be called civil unions before the law, as marriage is a church sacrament.
http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT617 Am I the only one terrified by the idea of sticking one's erect dick into that thing? Also, why does it lack the "sold as a novelty only" disclaimer on all similar goods they sell?
I almost forgot how incredibly shitty internet explorer 6 is. I cannot even open new tabs.
Wow, that cat sure is patient. What do you want little cat? I finally started petting you, is that all you want? You've been trying to get my attention for the past ten minutes.
It's 32 degrees Celsius in the shade. I wish I could go and check my mailbox in the nude, but living on the top floor of a high-rise apartment block (and not even having the apartment to myself) makes that a little difficult.
I am so fucking tired of this shit.
>>239
In the old days, we had a form of tabs that worked with any "app" and appeared in a single, centralized location.
We called them "windows".
>>230 there's a difference between not talking for a few weeks and not talking every god damn day
If you have a significant other, you do not belong in DQN
Homestuck is a comic about autistic teenagers roleplaying.
Finally upgraded to Windows XP from Vista.
>>247
Agreed about the fanbase part. To be honest, it's such a vast and complicated storyline, I don't understand how so many idiots love it. Is it the prospect of BL or what?
Not that I think it's deep or anything. I just think it's too meaty for babies to chew.
>>253 i guess he's right, it's not very dqn, and the realisation with sadness that i perhaps have ascended away from myself as a dokyun in this way has hit me rather forcefully. I suddenly feel like a right gaijin!
>>255
What's wrong with being right, even if you are a foreign devil?
I want to lucid dream.
>>256 I meant I realised now I have a stable relationship I don't feel very DQN anymore, and it feels a bit rude of me to be amongst you now.
To be honest, I have a strange respect for people who bring up their marriages or relationships in a non-obnoxious manner. I'm a shut-in NEET, but I'm happy to be among real grown-ups.
>>259 Oh, I don't talk about it, and I agree there is a lot of blog posts, hopefully that blog thread will soak up some of them, but I can't help no longer feeling an affinity to the DQN archetype, vague though the chap may be. Maybe other things affect other things>
No, this isn't allowed. I'm always the one who can accomodate every eventuality; I'm not allowed to be overwhelmed. Of course I get tired, but I don't just get tired of life. What am I supposed to say or think? "It's just too much?" Of course it fucking isn't, how could it be. I don't need naps. I don't need rest. Even my "relaxing" hobbies aren't really relaxing, and that's just exactly how it should be. I'm not going to post this. My beloved, I won't fail you. But to attempt it in this state - we remember what happened the time before last. I cannot put myself through that again. I'm not going to post this. My love, I cannot even see you. Where are you? Where are you? No, I cannot sleep. I can throw off most of my obligations for tonight but this one still stands. I don't even have the patterns, besides something vague involving cogwheels and flowers. I have no idea what the sleeves are to be like. The hat - likewise, no idea. Perhaps just the original? The straw hat inspired one? I'm going to fucking end up posting this, aren't I. Oh, but the wings. If I can make this work then it will all be worth it. It will all be worth it. My guardian atop my bed, how could my subconscious defy me then? I swear I'm not actually insane. I shouldn't post this. Is one picture ever enough? Oh, my poor head. Poor me. Please have some pity.
I cannot conclude this at all.
I wish she would message me back already. And that my other friends did not have a gig tomorrow. I have nothing to do after work.
Fuck.
Oh well. I guess I'll just go to Selah Cafe and Internet for a few hours.
>>265
Why? Don't be. It made no sense and was fun and funny to read.
I just got a captcha that I've had before, I wonder if it means something. quetution
re: significant others, I've had significant others on and off since 2007, in no way has it affected my posts on DQN. I take that shit to /love/!
I don't think that talking about our lives is a non-DQN thing, >>259. Maybe we don't really have anyone who will care, even remotely, other than fellow dokyuns?
>>269
As long as we keep it in the threads whose themes aren't expressly and exclusively DQN QUALITY, I think it's okay. Personally, you guys are the only ones I feel comfortable telling anything to. And as for having no one else who cares, they can rest assured at least some of us will listen with an open heart.
I could really do with a cat right now.
>>272
I could really do with a girl right now, but a cat is fine too.
vc: reape
Sleep...I must sleep.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ I'll have to ask you not to rape me, nya~
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
>>275
Thanks, now I'm even more turned on. Your resistance only makes etc. and all that.
Gawd, I love Regina Speltor.
I sent an e-mail today, I hope it got through or didn't get blocked.
>Near-horizontal rain thanks to mighty gusts of wind, barely able to open my room door on return from the toilet because of all the air pressure, my windows violently tilting open and shut by themselves ...
I'm OK with this.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) In fact I'm ecstatic!
It's possible to light a cigarette with a magnifying glass.
http://archive.picturesforsadchildren.com/55/
This comic does a suprisingly good job of depicting how I feel right now.
>>282
Hell yeah it is. We had a big fresnel lens from an old big screen TV that we used to not only light cigarettes, but also to reduce the ends to ash too... and put burn marks in the concrete... and blind ourselves. That thing is pretty terrifying...
>>285
There was a time in the US, back in the late 1990s, when a now nearly-defunct dialup Internet service provider called "America Online" shipped free setup CDs out as junk mail to every address they could find on the continent.
People found novel uses for the CDs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADnSZszD-s
My favorite, which I can no longer find online, was a solar cooker that focused sunlight using the shiny sides of several hundred old AOL CDs and could be used to fry sausages, melt metal for recycling, fire pottery, or inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon. It was less of a "solar cooker" and more of a "death ray," come to think of it.
>>286
Are you from the future?!
My favourite was the campaign to collect a few hundred thousand of them and dump them on AOL HQ.
>>285
Oh when I was younger I used to screw around with those too. Careless experiments are always a lot of fun.
You turn me on so hard!
My fetish is to cosplay while I let him do dirty things to me. I have no idea how to explain this.
Only five minutes left, god damn it. Also I'm twitching again.
I think I have found my husbando.
WHAT IF WE HADN'T BEEN EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME
>>293
Congratulations.
It's Nanba Mutta from Space Brothers. He's precious and I want to take care of him forever...
>>296
Make sure to treat him with the love and affection he deserves.
>could be used to fry sausages, melt metal for recycling, fire pottery, or inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon.
>inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon.
I'm going to need some more info on this from you. I have tons of old CDs that I could actually use for something. Ever since thumbdrives came out I don't know what to do with CDs anymore. But a fuel-less way to melt metal would be very useful to me.
>>298
They were arranged in such a fashion so that the shiny sides reflected light to focus it on a specific point in space. There is a word for this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heliostat
With enough CDs you could become a supervillain and threaten to burn satellites out of orbit, or write graffiti on the Moon.
Did you know the Scottish have some funny names for what is otherwise fairly normal food?
