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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:41

I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 18:36

>>192

Don't worry, I know when to stop.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 20:08

Last night I dreamed I went to the local library and made a delicious sandwich out of their books.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 23:55

Christians got butthurt over Oreo supporting gay rights or whatever and threatened to ban it.
I laughed my ass off at this. http://imgur.com/a/akJCS

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 00:12

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
I'm in now.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 00:20

4chan has some scheduled downtime tonight.

I expect to see nothing but shitposts here when I wake up.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 03:31

>>203
Nobody should use Facebook anyway. Ever.

207 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6876 04:41

>>205
GUESS WHAT!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 05:08

Why does the racist thread exist? Its disgusting

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 06:19

>>208
It's a big part of the reason the shiptoasting thread was created in the first place.

Also, which racist thread are you referring to?

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:04

Stop killing people, dammit!

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:34

I'm bored, and I do bad things when I get bored. Interesting, though. Bad and interesting.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:34

>>210
Killjoy.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:23

I REQUIRE MORE CAKE, MORTAL

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:04

No, rain. You aren't allowed to happen until I get home.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:17

I wish I could access DQN from my mobile phone.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:18

I wonder if it's just one person doing it. That's be pretty pathetic.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:03

You are a good person.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:07

>>215
I wish we could post from mobile.pl

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:45

>>218
Me too. Squeeks, if you're reading this, add that in sometime.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 22:18

>>219,218,215
You can't? I've totally drunk-posted here while out on my phone before.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:16

>>220
With kareha.pl, sure... but not mobile.pl!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:23

The links in >>209 made >>210's post number blue!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:27

>>218
Third.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:10

I'm being set up with someone by a family friend who I've exchanged no direct words with, ever. This whole thing is highly disturbing to me. My tastes and desires are not of the normal kind, which has caused problems for me in my relationships, so I'm not very optimistic about this. Especially considering the person doing the fixing up - I can't imagine any of her friends are the type I'd get along with.

But what the hell! I always take chances. Life is nothing without taking chances.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:24

>>224
I hope she's cute!

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:39

>>225
Thanks! I doubt that's the case, but I also hope so.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 02:17

>>224

You don't have to if you don't want to...

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 04:20

>>227
I've got nothing else going on, so I may as well.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 05:42

I have a feeling I'll be sick tomorrow, but I sure hope not.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:01

Wait what
Isn't it weird for a couple to not talk for a few weeks?

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:06

I wonder if I'll actually manage the "artifact/relic" thing tonight. The patterns still require a lot of attention.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:50

>>230

Yeah.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:56

I can't stop thinking about a girl from my dreams. There's only two problems, though- she's not real, and she's a cross between a gargoyle and SCP-173.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 09:44

>>232
Then what is all that conversation about clinginess about? This is what happens when I ignore DQN for a while.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:47

I never would have guessed how good it feels to stick pointed objects into my ears.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:12

Technically, allowing the government any say in the definition of marriage is un-Christian. Both straight and gay marriage should be called civil unions before the law, as marriage is a church sacrament.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:15

http://www.jlist.com/product/ADT617 Am I the only one terrified by the idea of sticking one's erect dick into that thing? Also, why does it lack the "sold as a novelty only" disclaimer on all similar goods they sell?

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 12:47

>>237

That's hot as fuck, I wish I had a dick to stick in it.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:30

I almost forgot how incredibly shitty internet explorer 6 is. I cannot even open new tabs.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:11

Wow, that cat sure is patient. What do you want little cat? I finally started petting you, is that all you want? You've been trying to get my attention for the past ten minutes.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:31

It's 32 degrees Celsius in the shade. I wish I could go and check my mailbox in the nude, but living on the top floor of a high-rise apartment block (and not even having the apartment to myself) makes that a little difficult.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 17:25

I am so fucking tired of this shit.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 17:41

>>239
In the old days, we had a form of tabs that worked with any "app" and appeared in a single, centralized location.

We called them "windows".

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 17:51

>>230 there's a difference between not talking for a few weeks and not talking every god damn day

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:32

If you have a significant other, you do not belong in DQN

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:42

Homestuck is a comic about autistic teenagers roleplaying.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:46

>>246
I still need to read this. I read the first few "arcs", and it was pretty fun but I completely cannot understand how it has the fanbase it does. Something probably went way over my head.

In a way, it reminds me of Kid Radd.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:52

>>245
What if my significant other is a fictional character?

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:03

Finally upgraded to Windows XP from Vista.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:00

>>247
Agreed about the fanbase part. To be honest, it's such a vast and complicated storyline, I don't understand how so many idiots love it. Is it the prospect of BL or what?

Not that I think it's deep or anything. I just think it's too meaty for babies to chew.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:01

>>249

That's no an upgrade.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:35

>>249 get an imac n00b

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:02

>>245

Why?

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:07

I agree with >>253. /dqn/ is not /lonelynerds/.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:08

>>253 i guess he's right, it's not very dqn, and the realisation with sadness that i perhaps have ascended away from myself as a dokyun in this way has hit me rather forcefully. I suddenly feel like a right gaijin!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:14

>>255
What's wrong with being right, even if you are a foreign devil?

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:16

I want to lucid dream.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:18

>>256 I meant I realised now I have a stable relationship I don't feel very DQN anymore, and it feels a bit rude of me to be amongst you now.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:37

>>257
Good luck! I'm attempting the same. This website is fairly useful.

>>258
You could always just not talk about it. In general, I can't help but feel we're starting to talk about our own lives too much (I'm somewhat guilty of this as well).

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:17

To be honest, I have a strange respect for people who bring up their marriages or relationships in a non-obnoxious manner. I'm a shut-in NEET, but I'm happy to be among real grown-ups.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:21

>>259 Oh, I don't talk about it, and I agree there is a lot of blog posts, hopefully that blog thread will soak up some of them, but I can't help no longer feeling an affinity to the DQN archetype, vague though the chap may be. Maybe other things affect other things>

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:22

No, this isn't allowed. I'm always the one who can accomodate every eventuality; I'm not allowed to be overwhelmed. Of course I get tired, but I don't just get tired of life. What am I supposed to say or think? "It's just too much?" Of course it fucking isn't, how could it be. I don't need naps. I don't need rest. Even my "relaxing" hobbies aren't really relaxing, and that's just exactly how it should be. I'm not going to post this. My beloved, I won't fail you. But to attempt it in this state - we remember what happened the time before last. I cannot put myself through that again. I'm not going to post this. My love, I cannot even see you. Where are you? Where are you? No, I cannot sleep. I can throw off most of my obligations for tonight but this one still stands. I don't even have the patterns, besides something vague involving cogwheels and flowers. I have no idea what the sleeves are to be like. The hat - likewise, no idea. Perhaps just the original? The straw hat inspired one? I'm going to fucking end up posting this, aren't I. Oh, but the wings. If I can make this work then it will all be worth it. It will all be worth it. My guardian atop my bed, how could my subconscious defy me then? I swear I'm not actually insane. I shouldn't post this. Is one picture ever enough? Oh, my poor head. Poor me. Please have some pity.

I cannot conclude this at all.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:22

I wish she would message me back already. And that my other friends did not have a gig tomorrow. I have nothing to do after work.
Fuck.
Oh well. I guess I'll just go to Selah Cafe and Internet for a few hours.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:28

>>262
Making a cosplay?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 22:41

>>264
No; drawing a picture.

I'm sorry I posted that.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 23:20

>>265
Why? Don't be. It made no sense and was fun and funny to read.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 23:52

I just got a captcha that I've had before, I wonder if it means something. quetution

re: significant others, I've had significant others on and off since 2007, in no way has it affected my posts on DQN. I take that shit to /love/!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:36

>>267
It has now Buddy!

MAn Texhnolyze is so cooool

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:43

I don't think that talking about our lives is a non-DQN thing, >>259. Maybe we don't really have anyone who will care, even remotely, other than fellow dokyuns?

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 03:01

>>269
As long as we keep it in the threads whose themes aren't expressly and exclusively DQN QUALITY, I think it's okay. Personally, you guys are the only ones I feel comfortable telling anything to. And as for having no one else who cares, they can rest assured at least some of us will listen with an open heart.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:25

>>247 one word: shippers.

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:41

I could really do with a cat right now.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:54

>>272
I could really do with a girl right now, but a cat is fine too.
vc: reape

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 15:26

Sleep...I must sleep.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 15:27

@@-
@ *LMЁ@@I'll have to ask you not to rape me, nya~
`(,_

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:36

>>275
Thanks, now I'm even more turned on. Your resistance only makes etc. and all that.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:15

Gawd, I love Regina Speltor.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:16

>>277

AGH

( ˃ D˂) *SPEKTOR

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:00

I sent an e-mail today, I hope it got through or didn't get blocked.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:04

http://i41.tinypic.com/34rt3d1.jpg

see the gorilla

be the gorilla

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:46

>Near-horizontal rain thanks to mighty gusts of wind, barely able to open my room door on return from the toilet because of all the air pressure, my windows violently tilting open and shut by themselves ...

I'm OK with this.
( ) In fact I'm ecstatic!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:55

It's possible to light a cigarette with a magnifying glass.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:06

http://archive.picturesforsadchildren.com/55/
This comic does a suprisingly good job of depicting how I feel right now.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:16

>>283
I was wondering what this comic was called, thanks.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:25

>>282
Hell yeah it is. We had a big fresnel lens from an old big screen TV that we used to not only light cigarettes, but also to reduce the ends to ash too... and put burn marks in the concrete... and blind ourselves. That thing is pretty terrifying...

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:15

>>285
There was a time in the US, back in the late 1990s, when a now nearly-defunct dialup Internet service provider called "America Online" shipped free setup CDs out as junk mail to every address they could find on the continent.

People found novel uses for the CDs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADnSZszD-s

My favorite, which I can no longer find online, was a solar cooker that focused sunlight using the shiny sides of several hundred old AOL CDs and could be used to fry sausages, melt metal for recycling, fire pottery, or inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon. It was less of a "solar cooker" and more of a "death ray," come to think of it.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:19

>>286
Are you from the future?!

My favourite was the campaign to collect a few hundred thousand of them and dump them on AOL HQ.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:15

>>285
Oh when I was younger I used to screw around with those too. Careless experiments are always a lot of fun.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:34

You turn me on so hard!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:36

My fetish is to cosplay while I let him do dirty things to me. I have no idea how to explain this.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 02:56

>>290
I don't think it requires explanation.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:39

Only five minutes left, god damn it. Also I'm twitching again.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:51

I think I have found my husbando.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:55

WHAT IF WE HADN'T BEEN EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME

>>293
Congratulations.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:25

>>293
Who is it?

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:30

>>295

It's Nanba Mutta from Space Brothers. He's precious and I want to take care of him forever...

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 10:33

>>296
Make sure to treat him with the love and affection he deserves.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 12:57

>>286

>could be used to fry sausages, melt metal for recycling, fire pottery, or inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon.
>inscribe one's initials on the surface of the Moon.

I'm going to need some more info on this from you. I have tons of old CDs that I could actually use for something. Ever since thumbdrives came out I don't know what to do with CDs anymore. But a fuel-less way to melt metal would be very useful to me.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 13:53

>>298
They were arranged in such a fashion so that the shiny sides reflected light to focus it on a specific point in space. There is a word for this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heliostat

With enough CDs you could become a supervillain and threaten to burn satellites out of orbit, or write graffiti on the Moon.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 14:15

Did you know the Scottish have some funny names for what is otherwise fairly normal food?

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