[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:41

I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 18:38

userers flatterers and thiefs.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 21:16

I wish I had someone to care about.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 21:26

Humans aren't exactly monogamous beings. Monogamy is enforced by religions, by traditions, by stereotypes. All of these are silly things. Concerning many other species thought to be monogamous, the claims were far-fetched, biased or groundless.

I believe that >>528 of a certain thread should try to experience heterosexual relationships (or just intercourse?), but in a way that wouldn't harm his partners.

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 21:31

Syc.

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 00:46

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emesis_(genus)
I find this incredibly amusing.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 01:23

>>905 is it because it sounds like "emetic"?

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 01:27

>>906
Something like that.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 04:40

You will drift away

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 04:45

One gust and we will probably crumble.

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 05:12

That's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle be∴hat's the jingle bell, th
at's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the j∴∵ngle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the jingle bell, that's the ji∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ll, that's the jingle be∴∵∴∵hat's the jingle bell, that's the jing∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵s the jingle b∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
he jingle bell, that's the jin∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 09:25

>>885
It's okay, nobody has danced to the track I made for the demanding thread either. I like to imagine that a bunch of DQNs have actually exposed themselves to our creations, they are just too shy (lazy) to post about it.

Anyway, I tried your game and I like it so far but I can't get past the first gate with the kitten...is there some way I can pick up the kitten and bring it to the window that I'm missing? I tried the cheat code IDDQD but nothing happened...

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 12:25

I think I still like them. How confusing!

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 12:29

It's too damn early to be up and working.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 12:46

If everyone just had an email address and a SIP address, everything would be so much better. To hell with various everchanging social networking site. To hell I say! To hell!

VC: sipataion

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 13:18

Starting College in 13 minutes. Scared as hell. Don't have a good reason why. Oh ye gods why why why why why w:why wh::why ::::hy::::w::::W:::::why::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::w::::::::::::::::::::::::::::H:::::::hy::::

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 14:07

>>911
Hooray, thank you!
Have a walkthrough.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 18:58

that was a bad bad date

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 19:47

Someone has posted about something twice now, and I've gone from curious to annoyed.

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 20:22

Half way there.

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 20:28

Whoooaahh, livin' on a prayer.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 21:14

>>918
I did it but it wasn't me!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 23:52

I'm scared.

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 00:49

Heeeeeyyy my pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil. A pencil.

>>922
Don't be scared. You got us,

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 07:11

I've been brainstorming ways for asynchronous random decision making (that doesn't rely on honesty) for a while but haven't come up with anything that doesn't require a third arbitrating party yet. Perhaps it's logically impossible?

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 08:38

>>916
I finished it! I got ending 4. I'll try to get the other endings now. I loved all the little details you put in, especially the references to the DQN Short Novel. Excellent work, good sir!

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 12:20

>>924
Yes, I think you are right.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:23

I'm so confused why can't I be the only one in this world who exists (or doesn't exist).

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:38

>>927
Become a solipsist!

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 14:04

Can someone answer my Firefox repository question in the Question thread on the tech support board?

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 15:51

>>925
Huzzah, thank you!

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 17:37

So I went for a nice walk along an abandoned railway and, about twenty minutes in, I came across twelve pairs of panties, a bra and a single pink sock lying in the middle of the tracks. I simply don't understand this world any more.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 20:42

>>931
Explosion at a nearby clothes store?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 21:37

I'm negative as fuck.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 00:16

Oh for fuck's sake.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 04:28

Bill Burr cracks me the fuck up.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 19:24

She only talked to me to ask me to fix her computer...

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 22:22

>>933
Life is but a moment, a meaningless grain of sand...

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:05

The boundary stones, from Amarna to Hakugyokurou.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 00:49

It blows my mind that AT-AT this is not a flash animation or video file http://html5center.sourceforge.net/Build-Awesome-Apps-with-CSS3-Animations

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 02:08

School starts in a week. You have no idea how happy I am...

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 06:10

I'M POSTING! I'M POSTING! I'M POSTING IN THIS THREAD!

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 08:19

I tell people I love cooking. I guess I say it to look cool, and it is partly true - I do enjoy making things, and I especially love to cook for friends.

But when I'm alone, it's a complete lie. I hate cooking. I hate how my back aches as I hunch over the kitchen counter that's too short. I hate how much time it takes to peel and cut vegetables, how inefficient the whole process feels. I hate how your hands constantly get dirty, forcing you to either constantly wash them or operate on everything with your pinky. I hate that it takes four times as long to cook as it does to eat. I hate the volume of dish-washing required of a single meal. I hate that eating healthily requires far more time and money than eating unhealthily. I hate that you have to use produce before it goes bad. I hate that you have to go shopping every week. And I hate that all the energy and effort you put into making a single dish vanishes in an instant.

Call me spoiled, but if I ever get filthy rich the first thing I'm doing is hiring a goddamn cook.

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 11:44

>>942
There's nothing wrong with that.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 13:13

God damn it, it's still not up. I am getting frustrated!

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 20:44

Going to eat at food trucks tonight. Yum.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6939 22:30

Perfect music for the occasion.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 00:31

Why won't you come back? :(

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 03:59

I remembered that I posted >>923 while on psychadelic mushrooms. Fun times.

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 11:10

It seems that entropy is king in the land of the blind.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 13:09

>>948
I wonder if we could ever create a catalog of all the posts made on DQN while under the influence of harder drugs.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 15:20

>>950
That would make great browsing material. We could also make a thread for posting under the influence of harder drugs.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6940 15:59

>>945

There's a sub shop thing in NJ called Grease Truck

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 09:21

I need something to waste my time with. Something that will stop me from thinking and take up all my time that doesn't require any thinking and is simple enough to do repeatedly with very little effort. I just need something badly.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 09:42

>>953
minecraft?

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 09:55

BF3 is a game of/by the demoscene.

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 12:31

And your teeth are worth more than you can spare.
Oh, don't tell me that it just isn't fair!

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 13:57

I think I need to run.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 16:23

And I ran
I ran so far away

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 17:27

What happens if Jake Brain gets transported to the world of VOTOMS? It's death, isn't it? It's always death...

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:13

Tomorrow is a running day.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:29

I don't know what to do for you.

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:34

I just picked up a Warren Ellis thing at a used bookstore about him having the robot head of Jack Kirby on his desk. I'm too busy to read it, and it's infuriating me.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6941 22:37

You can run straight into my arms, i-if you want to. I'll hold you close and shield from whatever you're running away from.

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 03:19

>>963 Dude, desperation will never be sexy.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 10:05

　　 ☆
　 ／ ＼
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　Man, my feet are tired. 
　(　　　) 　　I've been dancing in so many old threads recently!
　 |　　 |

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 13:40

This band thing is starting to become a lot of fun. Who'd have thought this lowly dokyun would ever enjoy playing shows with a bunch of hipsters?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 16:19

I swear the two of you are trying to make me throw up.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 16:45

>>964 Wait, how was that desperate?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 21:07

That is not how I want to look back on this.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 22:08

i want to fuck you but i think you only exist in my mind

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:34

bad bad headache

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 00:39

I wish that I actually could. It'd bring such a sweet catharsis.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 04:55

DQN's threads range from awful to great

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 08:16

Abooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-rn!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 10:52

If people put the same amount of effort into proper original content as they did joke/ironic/"ironically bad" original content, then the internet would be a better place.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 12:41

Ain't but one way out. I ain't goin' out that door.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 12:45

>>975
But horrible jokes are really easy to make.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 13:36

>>977
That's the problem, and why they get old fast.

It's like when people can't dance, so they do a silly, wacky dance as a joke. But it becomes played-out very quickly. If you can't dance, just don't dance.

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 14:28

I decided to internet-stalk a friend out of boredom. While following the trail of usernames I stumbled upon his LiveJournal from 8 years ago, when he was in college. It's clear that he basically made it for the sake of his girlfriend at the time. There are only a few entries, all basically messages to her. Each has a comment from her. One of his interests is even [girl's name] knows my password. His profile picture is a grainy jpeg of his girlfriend sitting on his lap, her arm around him, an expression of quiet love on her face as she opens her mouth to say something witty. When I saw this picture I was filled with deep sadness and regret. This is why you shouldn't haunt your friends' past.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 15:08

I should hurt people.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 21:15

>>978 not at all, even if you can't dance you should just let loose and get down anyway

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 23:05

Delightful! But inaccurate.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6943 23:20

>>981
　　| ＼
　　|Д｀)　You're right. Perhaps I'm too self-conscious and projecting a little.
　　|⊂
　　|

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 00:01

>>981
Dancing and contributing solid original content to internet communities are two vastly different things. Sure, you'll look silly yet still have fun if you dance without knowing the first thing about it. It's not a collective act where the utility of each patron is dependent on every other patron. Yet in a community which values progress, wit, thoughtfulness or otherwise, the focus will always be on new content. This drives the culture and decidedly changes it for better or worse. This is why newbies are frowned upon for their uninformed carelessness.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 00:23

I have a folder specifically for images of Touhou characters wearing mittens. I blame you for this, DQN.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 04:22

I hate bullshit

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 06:51

My NEET life is no more as of last night (against my will), and I keep wondering if I am still welcome here.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 09:03

>>987, did you shoot a man in Reno?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 10:00

>>987
Nonsense! I, for one, congratulate you on whatever steps you're taking to become a functional member of society. Can't take the DQN out of the dokyun, right?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 10:30

>>984 yes, dancing was a bad example >>978

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 15:32

It's nothing even remotely like a maze. Why would you call it that?

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 15:53

Because it's amazing!

993 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6944 18:25

Ho' boy here it comes...

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 18:27

dadadadumdadadumdadadum

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 18:43

I found that dream distasteful.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 19:06

All these internet stalkers...oh my.

997 Name: T : 1993-09-6944 20:02

>>996
Just ignore them and they'll go away. Seriously.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 20:32


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999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6944 21:46

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