[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:41

I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:05

>>300
Not as bad as Wales. They have a food called "Welsh rarebit". It's basically cheese on toast and it contains no "rarebit" (which isn't even a real world) nor rabbit. And top it all off, it isn't even Welsh!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:27

I think Wales is a silly name for a country.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 15:49

>>302
It's not like they knew whales and wails were going to be modern English words. Leave them alone.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 16:18

>>299
Oh I see. Do you know of a guide to making such a heliostat? I've been googling various forms of how to make a DIY heliostat from old CDs and found nothing.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 17:35

>>301
Meanwhile the English have "faggots" (pork meatballs) and "spotted dick" (apparently similar to what's called "bread pudding" in the US.)

>>303
But when the name was coined it meant "place where people speak a foreign language."

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 20:20

Fuck manliness, it's time for fairies.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:17

Being proud of liking non-masculine things is manly as hell

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:23

I'm a big manly man with enough muscles in my arm to use it as a nutcracker on kittens. Which I do, quite often.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:46

>>306
>>307
>>308

You're all bitches.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 07:54

I've had Danse Carribe stuck in my head for two days runni--

THEN ONE DAY YOU'D HAD IT
EXILED YOUR CLOOOSE ADVIIISORS
OUSTED YOUR DOG, YOUR RABBIT
YOU'RE THROOOUGH WITH PACIFIIIERS

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 09:24

Let's think less and feel more. Oh, alcohol. Your charm is dangerous, isn't it?

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 09:53

Lewdness gets really old.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:23

Waking up with headaches (for no reason) is awful. Ahh!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:27

My friend read all the scripts to Red Dwarf before he ever botehred watching a single episode. He was terribly disappointed by the low production values of the show and choice of actors portraying the roles. So basically, he enjoyed reading the series rather than actually watching it.

It got me thinking. So much of anime is just dead air: people walking down a street, staring out a window, people locked in battle, opening and closing credits, and other wastes of time. If a series were deconstructed back into story boards, an episode might take five minutes or less to read instead of watching it for a half hour.

Let's be honest. I think a lot of us are only watching this stuff to be remain part of "the culture" anyway. Why not free up our valuable time for more depressing things? Never mind, I just figured it out.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:42

I'm falling in love with a certain popular shonen. This can't be good.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:44

>>314
Good idea with the story boards. I'm sure no one's thought of selling those in Japan before :-)

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:47

>>314
But the whole point of Red Dwarf (and where most of its humour derived from) was the characters interacting with each other. And Craig Charles, Chris Barrie, etc. did a great job at that. Hell, the good casting choices couldn't be more obvious with Holly. When Norman Lovett quit and Hattie Hayridge took over with the same lines intended for him, Holly lost his charm.

Your friend is stupid and he should just read books.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:48

>>314

>I think a lot of us are only watching this stuff to be remain part of "the culture" anyway.

I object, sir. I watch anime for cute things.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:50

>>314
Read manga, then. Almost the same as storyboards. Or go straight for the light novels.

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 12:04

Star Wars could be cut down to ten minutes, easily. We don't meet Luke until about ten minutes in which is dumb. Then there's all the meeting people and character interaction, a.k.a. boring filler. What should happen:

  1. Luke finds droids.
  2. Jump cut to Millennium Falcon in space.
  3. Jump cut to Luke getting in his X-Wing (include Han, but cut most of the dialogue).
  4. Condensed Death Star sequence. Nobody cares about "Biggs Darklighter" or "Garven Dreis". Luke just blows up the Death Star.
  5. They all get medals. No need to show them walking up (if I wanted to watch people walking, I'd go outside).
  6. Credits roll. They're longer than the film.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:08

Let's be honest here, most works of fiction, books, movies, or anime, could all have their plots heavily condensed. If you are getting bored of all the padding you should probably take a break from consuming media of that type.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:29

>>321
Yup. See http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/ and http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/ for some extreme examples.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 13:39

Could we condense DQN?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 14:08

>>323
[Overdone] ITT the previous poster toasts ships [SJIS emoticons] [Kopipe] [Part 9001] (998)

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 14:32

>>324
If that's actually what you think of it, then you shouldn't even be here.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 15:04

>>323
Instant DQN! Just add water! (shouldn't this be in /food/, though?)

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 17:13

>>314
watch subbed animu at 2x speed as a time saver when you don't want to savor the flavor

most people can read faster than they can listen

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 19:17

>>314 I like anime but I'd hate to think of myself as part of "the culture", I keep it a secret and stay away from forums etc and try to stay ignorant of it all, finding anime I like purely by chance or linked from ones I enjoy

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 19:41

>>328
This. In fact, I recommend this for anything. Every fanbase is awful and everyone has strong opinions. The day I stopped reading reviews and blogs and forums was the day I learned to enjoy things a lot more. It's quite astounding how many anime I've liked but most people hated, or films the critics loved but I thought were awful.

I know that at least one person reading this is living their lives by Rotten Tomato scores or what some forum thinks, even if they don't realize it. Accept nothing but factual data, and only then will you achieve satori.

330 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6880 20:20

>>329
Hunh. That's a pretty good way to think about it.
Naruto is still awful though.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:38

I wonder how many people who constantly bitch that pop music these days sucks ass compared to the 1980s understand the reasons behind that. Mainly, '80s music only seems generally superior because the only songs from that time that get airplay today are all members of the tiny subset that has withstood the test of time and remains popular over 22 years after it came out.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:59

>>329
I came to this realization about video games a while ago. A lot of people seem to judge games in terms of other games and then reason along the lines of "This is not like my FAVORITE GAME in aspect X, so it's a CRAPPY GAME." e.g. "bad controls" sometimes actually means "you have to be willing to get used to how it controls before you can enjoy it, because it's a bit different from <popular game that is similar, superficially or otherwise>."

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 23:41

>>331
What's funny is, a lot of the same artists are still going and making great music, but people don't care so much.
Props to the Pet Shop Boys fans in whichever thread it was. Perfect example.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:12

Cogs and gears look pretty.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:13

Ex says she lost my Touhou shirt. See her tagged in a few pictures. She's wearing my god damn shirt.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:28

>>335
You're better off without her.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:36

>>335 ouch.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:42

This is incredibly childish.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:12

The Elitist Superstructure is not being elitist enough.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:35

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340984667/41
On principle I never post in shitty threads (hence why I'm responding in this thread) but I absolutely must agree with you. I don't come here to read about other people's everyday lives, nor do I particularly feel the need to tell everyone about mine. I think that, somewhat like the shitposting thread, people just post in it because it's there. It doesn't actually reduce the number of blog/shit posts in other threads because they wouldn't have been prompted to post it otherwise.

Instead, of course, the newbies get the idea that this is what they're supposed to be posting, and DQN comes one step closer to 4chan. Nonetheless, I'm well aware that this post probably won't solve a damned thing. The best solution is, of course, to make a significant number of good posts in order to offset the shitty ones.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:42

>>340
We're all dokyuns on this bus.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:12

>>340
The funny thing is that world2ch already has the same thread and they do it much better. People who want to blog about their lives should just do it there: http://world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1321792296/

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:29

>>340
this is a shitty thread encouraging shitposts too. it's just an establishment by now.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 21:28

>>342
What the fuck sort of response is that?

SAoVQ has a LOL HAPPY THINGS VIPPERS xDD thread, so we shouldn't post them here!

And I hear /lounge/ has a current thoughts thread, why are you fags here instead?

Fucking faggot.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 22:31

>>342
world2ch died when a certain few underage tripfags decided they fit in.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 01:16

>>345
Archduke was the first person on the site after Klang. Your argument is invalid.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:20

I wish everyone would just fuck off and die.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:59

>>347

Me too, anon.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 15:37

>>347 >>348
*cuts your wrists*

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 18:52

(;´Д｀)Guys guys! Why can't we all just be friends? Why can't things just go back to the way they were before? Remember when we were children, in the summer, with blue popsicles and hanabi? So we should all get along and be happy onegai!

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 19:38

>>350
Shut the fuck up you fucking weeaboo.

Oh I know four words of Japanese and have a text file of 2channel emoticons! Better shoehorn those into all my posts!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 21:05

>>346
That dude was like 8 years old when world2ch started.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 21:09

>>351
Looks like someone needs a hug (*ﾟ-ﾟ)　

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:15

Stop being angry...

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:41

>>351
Two words: fuck you, nigger.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 23:34

>>352
that wasnt funny because its not a joke

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 02:55

I miss the old DQN. Back before people from 4chan posted, back before people trolled, back before people got mad. I remember when Shii, squeeks, halcy, MrVacBob, anon, and all of the other big names in the textboard scene used to come and chill here with us. What happened? Where has our former glory gone? Why did our gods leave us here in this wasteland of quality?

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 03:04

>>357

>the textboard scene

This sounds silly.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 03:24

>>357

>what happened

Shii and other tripfags left. Who wants ponyfags anyway?

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 09:43

>the textboard scene
>What happened?

http://www.epsilonminus.com/godhatesthescene/

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 11:27

Do you even love me?

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 11:33

Goddamnit, that should have been platypodes. Oh well, too late now.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 13:13

I find that quality ebbs and flows. Just go with it and try not to get too nostalgic.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 13:30

>>357

> Back before people from 4chan posted
> Shii, squeeks, halcy, MrVacBob, anon,

Herp derp.

And god forbid people from 4chan are posting on a 50% 4chan spin-off site.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 14:51

I always thought of this place as more of a Something Awful spinoff site, myself.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:00

>>360
404 - Not Found

>>364
God forbid people from 4chan to post like on 4chan on a spin-off site. The purpose of this site, however, is that people from 4chan used to post like they are not on 4chan.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:03

I misread "Train Man" for "mantrain".

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:04

>>366
>>357-san only said "before people from 4chan posted". I visit 4chan and so do a lot of people here.

A lot of the memes and catchphrases are the same anyway, thanks to the same userbase, BBS style, culture, interests, etc.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 16:26

>>366
Apparently God hates "God Hates the Scene." (;;o_o)

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 21:25

>>369
http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/god-hates-the-scene/

371 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6884 01:10

BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGHS AAAAAAAAAAAA

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 01:27

I'm not even high and the style of the 7th episode of Katagatari is really fucking with me.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 01:27

Katanagatari*

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 02:52

I can't get drunk anywhere without her inviting herself and expecting me to care of her all god damn night because she can't handle a little vodka.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 03:54

I wonder how long that cp will stay on the front page of SaoVQ.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 06:25

It's been 4 days but I finally got some.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 06:30

>>357

>big names in the textboard scene

Fuck off to the phpBB that spawned you, please.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 07:27

What's the weather like up there, Andrew-kun?

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 09:22

>>378
It's raining again.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 11:30

NIHONGO TIME BITCHES

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 10:53

I love you.

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 11:01

Getting drunk and talking to your long-distance girlfriend who is also drunk is pretty awesome.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 15:31

I am going to Seaworld today.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 16:26

If I pump the volume on these synths any more I'm going to di

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 17:17

...did >>384 just die?

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 17:34

>>385
Yes. The funeral services will be held on July 10th.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 17:51

>>386
What‽ But it's still only September!

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 18:51

>>387
Funerals don't come cheap, you know. His family has to save up first.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 20:15

>>351
Look like somebodys...new.
>>378
HOT!

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 21:57

YEAH!

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:27

I loves moths so much. Butterflies as well.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:12

The pattern continues forever under the bathmats as well.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:43

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:50

My lover is hogging the bandwidth, but I'm sure he's thinking the same about me.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 20:33

I wonder if you could autotune a C64 chiptune until it sounds like Hatsune Miku played through a cheapass tinny speaker.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 21:46

The Sanxion theme is stuck in my head.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 07:55

I can hardly wait for my Monday cake.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 09:55

Cake cake cake cake where's my cake.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 10:11

Monday cake, Monday cake, wherefore art thou Monday cake...

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 10:12

I do believe this is a 400GET.

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