[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:41

I preferred the thread title as it was in Part 5 over the shorter version in Part 6, and so I decided to copy the style of the former. May this THREAD Restoration usher in a new era of peace, prosperity, progress and posts about current thoughts for /dqn/!

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 17:45

I really should post on the other boards as well

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:20

>>801
I would recommend it, but you won't get a reply for weeks, maybe months.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 19:44

Yesterday was so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6922 22:54

–‚–@­—‚Ι‚Θ‚θ‚½‚’B

805 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6922 23:56

I can't do anything sensible in MilkyTracker.

Maybe I should Esperanto and write a short story instead.

Maybe I should learn Volapük, probably old farts will make me the Cifal eventually.

I bet Volapük society is much more secretive and influential than any all that freelluminati bullcrap. Not like some (>>761) DQN losers!

806 Name: 2munch4u!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6923 00:13

You should stop, >>761. You had too much DQN. In fact, so much that you turned into an old geezer who stands on the way of the progress.
There is no old DQN. DQN is happening right here, right now.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 01:05

I'm taking screencaps of my darling waifu while drinking green tea. I'm really enjoying myself.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 12:16

Shii isn't relevant

809 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6923 12:38

New posts on the anime board haaaaaaa

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 13:51

Shii wrote an essay on tripcodes?

His page on anonymous boards is one of the few things I agree with, as long as I mentally disconnect it from Shii.

Anonymous-san wrote a much better article on anonymity, anyway.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 15:15

>>810
He didn't.

I kind of like using a tripcode on boards. I wish that there weren't such a negative stigma attached to using them, because it makes it so that the only tripcode users are big idiots like our friend >>806

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 16:05

>>811
If you mean using it as a consistent, opt-in identity when you aren't already a person that matters, or it's simply irrelevant, then I'm glad that stigma exists.

Seriously, why people would want an identity like that is beyond me. Also, there are sites like Slashdot and Reddit that reward exactly that sort of behaviour with points. I don't get why you wouldn't go there instead.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 18:12

I miss Saitama News threads

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 19:52

>>806
fyi we're ignoring you~
it usually works.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 03:56

Sleep...sleep...sleep.

But I don't want to!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 09:43

The tree I was talking to told me "Go and see her already; you're losing your mind."

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 11:50

And then the DQN which was full of a bottle of 2012 de martino, and then he pitched the Wisconsin television, and nuns and pimps stole their creativity from the envelope. The satisfying creation of capillary writings walled the threesome in which dicks indulged multiple holes which had no human form besides the rubbery physics-true cellulite of money. A global network charged a creative battery and chicken, sunscreen orders grounding 8-bit mtion capture.

We wished the five gestalt television.

Happy.

Position my poles.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:29

>>813
I sort of do as well.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 13:38

Tripcodes are fine if you only use them when and where they are warranted. People that post with them all the time for no reason at all are obnoxious.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 14:16

I can't wrap my head around it, which is good

821 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6924 19:50

Seems like a heavy workload.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 04:51

Ow ow ow

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 12:16

The question and demand threads are kind of like internet truth or dare, respectively.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 13:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlFAd4YdQks
And so person after person passed the couple by and did nothing. Slowly, the crazy woman beat the guy to death.
One non-threatening, girly punch at a time.
In his last moments, in between increasingly long periods of unconsciousness, the man thought, "why didn't any of these people offer to help me?"
Little did he know he had been spared a fate much worse than death: the eternal shame of having accepted help against an aggressor with two X chromosomes.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 12:09

I want to dress up as Konata dressed as Haruhi dressed in a bunny suit. Metacosplay.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 13:49

>>825
But are you a bad enough dude to do it while in-character as Aya Hirano?

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 15:19

I'M GOING TO VOMIT ON EVERYTHING
I'M GOING TO VOMIT INTO YOUR FACE

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:38

Has anyone compiled the DQN short novel threads into a single file yet?

It'd be kind of fun to read it without the post headers interrupting the flow.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 19:58

>>828
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/DQN_Short_Novel

In other news, I just killed Satan.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 22:37

Women are filth!

I'm not going to talk with them anymore!

They lie and pretend and cheat!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 22:59

>>829 are we still recording the parts? i forgot which parts I said I would read

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 23:39

I tried that Aerobiz Supersonic SNES rom but it wasn't really my kind of thing, not too big on those management sim kinda games

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 01:06

I wish I had a pet rock.

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 10:52

What is the earliest recommended age to make your child internalize the Kantian categorical imperative?

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 14:43

>>829 Thanks for that!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 16:01

>>831
I don't think so, really.

>>835
For killing Satan, you mean? You're welcome.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 17:38

So no, she wasn't mad at me. Or she kind of was. It was just one personality of hers that didn't like me.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 20:24

Gypsum doctrine down below.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 21:24

Anime aimed at children is much more enjoyable than anime aimed at adults.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 21:49

>>839
Or perhaps you just got them confused.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 00:17

>>839
It isn't necessarily one or the other, is it?

Perhaps you are familiar with the Jay Ward animation studio, in the US in the 1960s. Or maybe you know it by its productions: Rocky & Bullwinkle, Roger Ramjet, George of the Jungle. In each of those, the production quality of the animation was rather crude, but the writing was snarky and sarcastic, self-aware and very much postmodern. Most of the jokes were written for the adults who, in those long-ago days, watched television with their children; the current practice of using the idiot box as an electric babysitter came about later.

tl;dr it's entirely possible for entertainment intended principally for an audience of children to contain material written to amuse their parents as well.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 00:24

urine aimed at children is much more enjoyable than urine amed at adults.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 03:57

The Vietnamese have strange notions

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 15:09

I'm fucking sick!!

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 21:21

I keep getting extremely drunk so I can fulfil the last demand in the demanding from the next poster thread, but I get so drunk that I forget about it.

Can someone else do it for me?

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6928 22:05

>>845
You've gotten extremely drunk and posted afterwards, so I suppose that you have technically fulfilled the demand. If you want to do it properly, you should try leaving yourself a note or something like that.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 00:29

Aaaaaaaaaaaah perfect.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 00:37

57 scenes clear!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 01:45

Itch itch itch

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 02:17

Did Squeeks die in 2007?

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 15:46

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852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 16:35

Semicolons suck

853 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6929 17:08

Bitchin cloud formations.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 20:31

I don't get the point of seeing a psychologist, but I may as well continue

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 20:42

>>853
Tell me more!

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6929 20:58

>>855
I saw one that looked like the collapse of Roman imperialism!

857 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6929 23:38

>>855
There was like the white wispy high up sheet that covered the whole sky, but then there medium sized roundish bubbly ones with flat bottoms that were flying low in the sky way under the sheet and they reminded me of snails.

858 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6930 08:25

Today is Espeon's Day!
http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=%E3%82%A8%E3%83%BC%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5
It's like Christmas! No, it's better than Christmas!
This is almost too sweet!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 13:23

Yeah, I don't think I could compete with him.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 13:51

mittens

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 15:10

>>860
I concur.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:25

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 17:41

Weird

864 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6930 18:48

>>862
It isn't me. I don't look like the person on the video nor I engage in stupid performances on line.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 18:54

>nor I engage in stupid performances on line.

chuckles oh you

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:46

Stalinism was the level of threat required to create incentive in a stable state society

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 21:52

I don't get why teenagers read a few books on philosophy or whatever and then apply their newfound intellectualism to trolling random forums.

Obviously Tokiko and the like are reading this and thinking it's about them, but this has been going on so long before him that it's uncanny.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 23:22

Emptied out my mind on some porno back in '89. Quick to masturbate, I held my breath and hesitated.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:03

>>867
It's not Tokiko or his cronies. The internet has always had its share of obnoxious, arm chair intellectuals. I can think back to the Usenet or dial in BBS boards that were full of little punks who read a bit of Kant and Berkeley and act like they know everything.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:08

>>869
"Chair intellectual" doesn't really make sense. It's silly.

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 00:34

Can't prevent myself from smiling!

Three scenes! Three scenes!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 01:40

Noooo Sayaka-chan whyyyyy

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:18

Arrrgh no results.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 01:49

Good god, the minecart puzzle finally works. That was ridiculous.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 11:54

That reminds me, I should figure out how to do an offline install of minecraft in linux.

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 13:29

>>875
What do you mean? Maybe things have changed since I played, but it was simply java -jar minecraft.jar. Once it downloaded the game files, you could play even without an internet connection.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6932 17:57

Poor strawberry. You deserved better.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 01:53

Death is for the weak. I don't need to die.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 02:37

Death is the natural result of being born. Remember that if you have kids. You've condemned them all to death.

Way to go.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 03:36

I am thirsty. I require liquids.

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 16:54

I'm not sure I'd go into a room with a sign saying "undead loli storage" on it.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 01:45

Get out of my way, you damn fox.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 02:57

With a shotgun shack

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 12:05

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 15:28

D-does nobody want to play my game? Even after I put so much effort into it? I feel so unloved.

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:44

>>885
what freagin' game are you talkin' about bud

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 16:46

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 17:31

Ha ha ... he's so easy to aggravate.

I almost feel bad because it's not intentional. ( LƒΦ`)

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 18:45

I'm a little nervous for my date tomorrow. But I worried enough yesterday, it's time to be excited.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 19:46

Stupid hydrogen atoms.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 21:26

( ί ƒŽί) Guess who is posting without a tripcode and is perfectly happy about this? Guess who is wasting all his time on tumblr because of DQN? Oh, the world will never know!

Have a funny phrase! Have a comic strip!

The Internet is such a happy place!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 23:50

>>891
Is that comic strip by Shmorky? I was internet-friends with him before he was internet-famous.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:18

>>892
Yes, it is. Had he acted like a jerk and ditched his old friends?
I know how it feels.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 00:31

whitey rapping sure sounds dorky

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 02:14

GOOD-NIGHT, SWEET PRINTS

COLUMBUS\Neil Armstrong, crafty co-inventor of THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON has left the planet on eagle's wings for the Great Palace he prepared in 1969. He leaves behind a loving family, the other two co-inventors, and some awesome fucking photographs of his space shoes' massive impressions which are probably still there.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 02:34

( LƒΦ`) Remember, kids: any time you can go outside at night and see things easily, it's not because the stars or the streetlights were put there before you were born--oh no no! Neil MOTHERFUCKING Armstrong gave us a solution that reflected sunlight AND made life easier for all those sea creatures who depend on the tides.
( LƒΦ`) A true American hero.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 03:45

I want to go drinking with her tomorrow night but neither of us are over 21 ;__;

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 06:18

How am I going to hide that? I won't be able to go out for days!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 09:32

>>895, actually, the Moon was predicted by Mayos and first observed in the 5th century BC by Babylonians. With all due respect to Neil Armstrong and spectacular NASA achievements, they never invented the moon, they rediscovered it and put it there for everyone to see.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 18:07

No no no no no no no

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