Got my Book of Mormon in the mail yesterday. Actually bothered to look at this morning and I'm 100% convinced guys, I am converting right now and you all should too... er... I mean, I looked at it and inside is an inscription: "To Wayne: Thanks for everything! /s [some couple]"

What a disappointing gift. I'm sure that in a way, they felt they were doing Wayne a favor, but still, what a cop out. Wayne didn't get a box of chocolates for his efforts. He didn't get a gift certificate to a store or restaurant he enjoys. No, Wayne got a book they give away for free. You can see almost see the look on Wayne's face in that inscription. Poor guy...