He always forgets to refill my glass.
I heard he once yelled at a dog so loudly that the dog became traumatized.
>>73 once made highly distasteful jokes in the presence of my grandmother.
>>73 once farted right in my face while I was sleeping. I avenged this, though.
When >>73 took a piss at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the floor.
When >>73 took a shit at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the ceiling.