>>720 Decided to change the control scheme in Megaman 7, Megaman 8, and Megaman&Bass so that they don't feel like any of the 8-but Megaman games.
>>720 feels a strong sense of nostalgia for every single game he played in his childhood, regardless of if he actually enjoyed them at the time.
>>720 just has to lash out when somebody on the Internet is wrong. So, it is a fairly good chance that >>699,701,720 is jisakujien.
>>720 killed my cat just to make a bad pun. (No, I won't repeat it here.)
>>720 had failed his first ever driver's exam in India, but still got his licence.
>>720 listens to public radio but doesn't contribute when they have pledge drives. But he says he does.
>>720 made the old iPhone battery chargers obsolete and made sure all the new iPhone battery chargers cost $15 or more.
>>720 is fairly certain he didn't remove the viruses from your computer, and he's going to wait for you to pay him to remove them again.
When >>720 wants to conduct a science experiment, he puts that experimental substance into the municipal water supply. He observes the people of the city as he drinks premium bottled water.
>>720 disguised a gun as a cellphone, and convinced some teen girl to take a selfie.
>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold
>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.
If you spell a website's name incorrectly, >>777's domain parking company will redirect you to the worst porn on the internet.
>>777 De-activated the activated sludge at the wastewater treatment plant.
>>777 Attaches a self-destruct button to everything, and places it in a location where it gets pushed accidentally.
>>777 made Bane sound like a crappy Sean Connery impersonator.
>>777 applies extra strength Loctite to the threads of a fire hydrant.
>>777 has a consulting firm that helps other people to create a typical factory in China and a typical tech support line in India. That is why some of the previous assholes have such things.
>>777 drives a Dodge Viper, paid for by the money he didn't deserve to have.
>>777 artificially inseminates your small dogs with the semen of very large breeds.
>>777 sometimes forces the copulation between small and large dog breeds because he's into "size play".
>>777 hacks into your router to download stuff that is highly illegal.
>>777 pretends to be Mario by jumping on your pet turtle, then kicking it at you.
>>777 spams links to stuff that is highly illegal on your board every fucking day via proxy.
>>777 replaces children's bubble gum with nicotine gum to make them addicted to bubble gum.
>>777 doesn't love the entire game, only killing the trapped prisoners.
>>777 takes the water out of fire trucks, and replaces it with kerosene.
>>777 swears to God he brought Aeris back to life, and he'll tell you how to do it for 50 dollars.
>>777 is a war head who continuously foments strife between nations.
Kids are cruel, and >>777 is very in touch with his inner child.
>>777 walks around convenience stores poking holes in condom packages with a needle.
>>777 Has several more tips for women who want to get pregnant by men who don't want to impregnate them.
>>777 dropped my notebook when I wasn't looking and didn't tell me.
>>777 Makes the default windows background a picture of a hermaphrodite Rainbow Dash 69-ing Twilight Sparkle.
>>777 Called himself a veterinarian, but all he really did was plant grenades up cow asses.
>>777 thought very hard about how best to work the phrase "cow asses" into his postings.
>>777 hacks into everybody's 3d printers so that they only print dildos.
>>777 Mastered ways of making printer cartridges insanely expensive.
>>773 writes the scripts that make husbands look like idiots in sitcoms and commercials.
>>777's overwhelming body odor made me fuck up that last post.
>>842 drank the last of the milk but left the carton in the fridge.
>>776
Man I hope you get your head cut off you worthless nigger kike faggot. Get AIDS or get lost, no one likes you.
Am I going it right?
>>842, you hear that? that empty carton in the milk was the last straw!
captcha: ye
>>842 only thinks Android is better than iOS because A comes before I.
>>842 Has cysts all over his body, and pops them wherever he wants to.
>>842 created Habitat Against Humanity, an organization that destroys people's houses for no reason and then runs away so they can't get sued.
>>842 heads the Make A Death Wish Foundation, encouraging innocent young kids to kill themselves.
>>842 disguises passive aggressive rants against his school bully as on-topic posts.