>>842 hacked all the computers at enema bulb factories. The enema bulbs are all filled with super glue and habenero sauce.
>>817 reseeds dead torrents, but at a rate of 0.5kbps and deletes them again at 93% complete.
>>842 adds bugs to bittorrent software, and removes the bug free versions from the internet.
>>817 is barred from entering 3 US states, and one Canadian province.
>>817 and >>842 are both wanted by the ICC and 15 countries for starting a cult, training them as an army, taking it to a central African country, starting three civil wars with their cult army, getting their cult members to sign wills leaving everything to them and then sinking a boat with all of them on it (they escaped on the only lifeboat)
... he's behind me, isn't he
These accusations are outrageous! Where's your proof? I'll sue you goyim for every penny!
>>842 eats whatever unhealthy food he wants, then gets the fat liposuctioned out. Later, he goes on shaming fat people and telling everyone they need to grow some willpower.
>>817
Think of the six million! How could you forget the 6 trillion?
Nobody knows if >>842 is drunk or not because he is such a horrible driver.
>>842 spends all his time thinking about, drawing, editing, and posting pictures of frogs.
>>842 genetically engineered a skunk/cobra hybrid that sprays venom.
>>842 drives his huge diesel RV everywhere. He bypassed all the smog devices, and likes doing that "rolling coal" bullshit.
Don't get me wrong here, I'm really not one to gossip behind others backs, but >>842 is really creepy. I saw him the other day and his facial expression gave me the shivers.
>>842 empties the septic tank of the RV in the middle of the street.
>>842 is a sniggering, niggardly blackguard who enjoys arguing over niggling matters.
>>842 has registered the toll-free phone number 1-800-NIGGA-PLS and if you call that number, he will mock you.
>>842 forces people to take drugs, just so he can see them suffer from drug withdrawal.
Go on without me, I will distract >>842 while you three escape!
>>998 left out Nintendo characters that should be in Smash Bros games.
>>998 is why Microsoft Mike talks like a lady and Microsoft Mary talks like a man.
>>998 transmits ebola, AIDS and anthrax to the people he comes in contact with.
>>998 is responsible for the Doom Broken Fucking Garbage edition.
When VHS tapes were common, >>998 refused to rewind them before returning them. He also defaced the boxes that the tapes were in.
While he was at it, >>998 purposely stole or destroyed the manuals that went with rental-store video games.
>>998 Stole every Sailor Moon DVD and Blu-Ray disc. He left behind VHS tapes from "The Incredible World of DIC."
>>998 owns a puppy mill that produces chihuahuas. He sells them at a discount price to miserable single women.
>>998 posts in the Clonepa thread without understanding the rich and compelling backstory.
>>998 Worked at the household cleaning chemical factory, and programmed the computer to mix all the bleach with the ammonia.
>>998 Says "It's a TOOMAAAHH" to people in the oncology ward of the hospital.
999 GET
>>998 lied about making Punctual Gomez late to tarnish his reputation
vc: shitchirf
>>998 tampered with people's autocorrect so that "shirt" would say "shit" and "busy" would say "busty".
>>998 is a professional scat pornstar (receiving), but they're fake.
>>998 shat a terrific shit on a nicely bloused, busty non-scat pornstar, and didn't even give two shirts about how busty she was at the time.
>>998 is a busty oppai monster who borrows little girls' shirts and returns them with the chest stretched out.
>>998 convinced Sabrine Maui to get implants in her perfect little Asian tits.
You know what?
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of assholes like >>73 and >>998 manipulating DQN. I'm not going to tell you to write to moot or stop going to Teh Rei's diner or give up fancy hearing cakes or to post less or even to challenge the Elitist Superstructure. I don't know what to do about the beadies, the VIPPERS, the people who dance whenever no one's watching, the shitty thread wasshoiis or the copypastas. What I do know is that I've had enough, you've had enough, we've all had enough of this! It isn't safe on the board anymore, and so we don't POST anymore, we just lurk in the Ctrl+V thread and say "Please, I won't make any trouble, just please let me stay safe inside this thread and don't start a fight with me from across the U-shaped table at Yoshinaya." Well, I'm GOING to start a fight! I want you to get up, right now, and I want you to go to the [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] thread. I want you to open it, I want you to read the full thread, and then I want you to post, writing:
"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'M DQN AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA VIP IT ANYMORE! I'M >>897 AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA PUT UP WITH >>98 ANYMORE!"