You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7339 23:45

>>666 Invented a tobacco plant that costs half as much to grow and contains twice the nicotine as regular tobacco plants.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 07:25

>>666 farts near fat people in crowded areas leading everyone to believe the fat
person farted

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 19:54

>>666 Created a fake sound princess that simulates the user taking a loud and enormous crap. It does the same during a courtesy flush.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:16

>>503 I could swear I read almost this exact post on here before, but it doesn't appear to be in this thread.

>>666 implants false memories to confound his readers.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7340 22:35

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7345 23:15

>>666 thinks graphic videos depicting the murders of innocent children are funny.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 00:57

>>666 went too far.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 11:13

>>666 erased my favorite Youtube Poop.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 21:33

>>666 cursed Africa

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7346 22:04

>>666 is crime

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 03:22

>>666 lost TUPAC.HTML.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 00:13

When >>666 has diarrhea, he points his anus towards a wall, and creates a massive diarrhea stain.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7349 00:31

>>512
I witnessed the scene of >>666's crime once.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 16:31

When >>666 discovered the number of harmful things genetic engineering might create, he paid genetic engineers the highest wage to create such things.

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 22:48

>>>666 takes good games and ports them incorrectly to other systems.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 23:31

>>666 leads people by example... in donations to false charity organisations.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7355 23:46

>>666 unzips his pants and exposes his genitalia in public when waiting in long lines.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 00:11

>>666 then attempts to insert said genetalia into the person in front of him in the line.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7356 15:58

>>666 does, sells and talks smack

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 00:07

>>666 will steal your marijuana, smoke it, and spill the bong water all over the floor.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 04:22

>>666 recruited >1-665 into a pyramid scheme, made millions of dollars, and flew to Panama after the whole thing collapsed.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:10

>>666 Makes a fortune by owning a subsidized farm that makes bad food, but the laborers are dirt poor.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 01:00

>>666 kicked a person's anus so hard that that person just fell down to that person's knees, let a long loud fart out and died.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7401 22:35

>>666 Gets away with doing terrible things to little kids with his Santa Claus costume.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 09:48

>>666 disobeys law-of-the-land fishing rights in Maine's costal waters, thereby collecting all the lobsters and selling them all at a discount.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 20:55

>>666 is appalling in every way. Especially that way.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7406 21:27

>>666 seems like cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 19:26

>>666 is mind-numbingly obnoxious, but knows it's everyone else's fault for finding him obnoxious.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 16:55

>>666 Loosens screws in valuable machinery, causing things to fall apart at the worst time.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 17:27

<#MDL > >>666 Destroyed the kimchi cabbage crop and caused the internet to get disconnected during really good Starcraft battles!

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 02:19

>>666 took Erebor from the dwarves.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7422 02:36

>>666 didn't touch my PINGAS.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7423 14:59

>>666 flooded the fortress.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7423 15:07

>>666 dug too greedily and too deep.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 16:59

>>666 is just distasteful in general, i can't put my finger on it, but it has nothing to do with his awful foot odor, which is still very bad don't get me wrong.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 17:26

>>666 is really smelly.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7428 21:59

>>666 flooded an airport control tower with laughing gas so that nobody could tell the pilots what to do, resulting in numerous plane crashes.

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7429 01:09

>>666 likes Google Plus.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 00:00

>>666 took the people on the internet who fight against spam, viruses, and CP, imprisoned them, and forced them to destroy Bob's Army that opposes Google Plus.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 00:30

>>666 posted spam, viruses, and CP to his heart's content while those people were imprisoned.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 16:00

>>666 started the fire that was always burning since the world's been turning.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 23:09

>>666 doesn't believe that the time has come to say fair's fair.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7431 17:36

>>666 switches the blade on the guy in shades.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 14:22

>>666 is smoking in the boys's room

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 18:34

>>666 takes urinal mints, breaks them up, and sells them as breath freshening mints.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 19:56

>>666 shits in urinals.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 23:11

>>666 shits in your mouth when you're asleep.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 06:08

>>666 takes a shit and then doesn't wash his hands. Because he's evil.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 15:36

>>666 makes the speakers and microphones for drive through restaurants.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 19:45

>>666 is the slowest short order cook ever.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 01:59

>>666 Is responsible for making health food taste bad, and make junk food taste goog.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 16:06

>>666 took Fallout off of GOG.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 18:56

>>666 has a gigantic motorized paint sprayer in his backpack and he uses it to make more graffiti with fewer stops to buy paint.

Also, >>666 makes the most disgusting graffiti ever seen. Tubgirl and Goatse are tame by comparison.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 01:29

>>666 Is responsible for what Funimation did to Crayon Shin Chan.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 19:33

>>666 compresses cigarette smoke and puts it in asthma inhalers, doubling the pain and risk of death by an asthma attack.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:08

>>550

>>666 is also the tallest short order cook, the shortest tall order cook, the slowest fast food cook, and drives home in a slow cooker that's been hot-rodded and rolls down the street on tiny wheels.

...what were we talking about again, guys?

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 05:53

We're talking about what a great and cool guy >>666 is!

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 07:54

Don't trust >>557, I wouldn't be surprised if >>557 was actually >>666 in disguise, that wily bastard.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 10:52

>>666 used to be cool. Then he got popular and sold out.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 00:58

>>666 grows the most toxic mold spores in the world, then spreads them on any wet surface in a building.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7496 15:56

>>666 placed those lego blocks under your bare feet.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 12:24

>>666 placed that doggie poo under your bare feet too.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 16:03

>>666 still sends dogs to space fully aware that his booster design is faulty.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7497 18:55

>>666 lines the floor of his space vessels with Lego bricks

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7502 04:29

When >>666 meets someone with diabetes, he makes fun of them for having it, and then impersonates Wilford Brimley.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 19:08

When >>666 trims his toenails and fingernails, he puts the clippings in your food.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7507 22:05

>>666 reaches for your french fries... right after he scratches... HIS BUM.

568 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7516 20:30

>>666 will use you and throw you away like a crumpled up wad of kleenex.

569 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 01:58

>>666 jizzed on the kleenex and then put it back in the box for the next unsuspecting person.

570 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 17:47

>>666 sneezed without covering his mouth even thought he had a kleenex pack handy

571 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7519 21:59

>>666 is a feminist supporter.

572 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7520 01:05

>>666 is terribly unholy.

573 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7520 01:24

>>666's ugly face makes vaginas look like things of aesthetic perfection

574 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7521 23:14

>>666 denies the exquisite beauty of a well-formed vagina.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 01:09

>>666 threatens people on-line and keeps them in fear for months.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 15:35

>>666 got Firefox's CEO kicked out for his beliefs.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 21:27

>>666 turned Firefox from a poster child for successful Open Source into the bloated, crashing shitpig-express that it is today.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7523 22:18

>>666 Makes software that forces an update every time you use it, and every time it gets updated, it takes up more memory for crap that isn't needed, and there are always new bugs. Old bugs aren't deleted.

579 Name: (L֥) : 1993-09-7524 01:28

>>666 Pays with checks at the super market on busy days.

580 Name: Anti-Shii Brigade : 1993-09-7524 15:01

>>666 Checks he knows will bounce

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7524 20:11

>>666 is anti-Shii.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 05:27

>>666 sells "penis enlargement" pills that actually cause erectile dysfunction.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 05:48

>666 pisses in the sink.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 08:14

>>666 has the loudest speakers in the world. He puts on ear protection, then plays the most annoying sounds in the world.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 09:13

>>666 is your shitty neighbour.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 21:01

>>666 is a landlord that makes sure your rental space is next to a shitty neighbor or even multiple shitty neighbors.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 22:15

>>666 bought one share in moot's company-- one share-- and then showed up at his meeting, after anonymously calling him earlier that day and telling him to freeze the textboards. Well, you know what happened then.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 23:21

>>666 destroys rare vintage video game cartridges on video for "comedy value".

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 01:10

>>666 donates one penny to streams just so he can chat with the streamer.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 03:40

>>666 hosts rare and valuable torrents up to 97% and then disconnects before anyone else gets a complete copy.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 04:18

>>666 uses long thin vegetables for self-pleasure then makes food for his friends with them.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 14:02

>>666 Copies everything we write in this thread to SAoVQ's "ways to become a better vipper" thread so he can make an army of >>666VIPPERS.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 20:15

>>666 asks people to do his homework.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 12:40

>>666 plagiarizes all his essays.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 23:13

>>666 Creates a business trust, then finds a way to use existing business trust laws to stop his competitors.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 21:45

>>666 is the college dean that makes a bunch of worthless classes a prerequisite to get an engineering degree, and works with other colleges to convince them to do the same thing. When >>666 heard of making minor changes to books every year, and mandating the use of those new books, >>666 quickly did the same.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 14:00

When >>666 visits a poor country, he places valuable coins on the busiest railroad tracks, just waiting for the next poor person to be crushed by a train.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 21:57

>>666 put poop into the machinery at the chocolate milk factory.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7544 22:06

>>666 Discovered the secret to eternal youth then patented it so no one but him can achieve it.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7545 14:20

>>666 invested heavily in bottled water companies and then poisoned the groundwater.

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