>>420 Takes great 2D video games and makes terrible 3D sequels of them.
>>420 hides pressure sensitive explosives inside soccer balls.
>>420 Insults people with handicaps. Yesterday he met a man with only one hand. He then recited the whole "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" story.
>>420 secretly replaces toy lasers with extremely powerful lasers, resulting in children lighting themselves on fire.
>>420 writes offensive messages about unfathomably weak people on the Internet.
>>420 Agreed to a contract that keeps "The Simpsons" on air for another season.
>>420 has created more big pyramid schemes than Egypt has pyramids.
>>420 is a jerk and an asshole, and I don't have to explain why, it's obvious.
>>666 sells voodoo instructional videos that make users curse themselves.
>>666 Builds guns that shoot 180 degrees in the wrong direction.
>>666 is the guy Randall Munroe based his Black Hat character on.
>>666 casts dork spells on passers-by and turns them into clowns.
>>666 Is a shapeshifter who uses his powers to frame others for his crimes.
>>666 convinced Kyoto Animation to make the Endless Eight arc so long.
>>666 puts subliminal messages in anti-smoking messages that convince people to smoke.
>>666 builds lighting equipment that is only used to give people epileptic seizures.
>>666 Connected a urinal to the electrified third rail of a subway train.
>>666 put a live skunk in a microwave and nuked it for 15 minutes.
>>666 is literally the devil
and hitler
literally hitler
literally.
>>666 starts flame wars about the correct usage of words, so that we can no longer use them correctly or incorrectly ever again.
>>666 alters the pH balance of pools so severely, that anybody who jumps in the pool gets burned to death instantly.
>>666 Takes great foreign films, translates things poorly, edits things out when it isn't necessary, changes the story, and uses voice actors that sound like nails on a chalkboard.
>>666 is in your driveway. Now he's in your home. You don't know how he got inside. From the kitchen you hear a series of slight metallic clatters - but you're too afraid to confront the intruder. It stops all at once and you hear the front door open, close, then lock tight. You don't know why he's got an extra set of your keys.
You eventually gather enough courage to venture into the hallway, then the kitchen. All at once you're stuck with the calamity of it - cabinets opened, drawers hanging. Every cooking implement you own is scattered on the floor, the counter and stove. He's actually done it. >>666 has made a complete mess of your pots and pans.
>>666 Makes electrical terminals that are worse than the terminals on a front loading NES console.
>>666 killed Frank Herbert before he could finish the Dune saga so we'd have to suffer his son's shitty continuations.
>>666 infects people with depression caused by chemical imbalance, and then reads motivational bullshit, causing depression to double.
>>666 freezes people with liquid nitrogen, then shatters them.
>>666 creates suppositories that swell up 10x when inserted, making constipation worse.
>>666 spammed "the cake is a lie" everywhere when it wasn't all that funny to begin with.
>>666 learned how the Catholic church covered up pedophilia, and uses that secret so he too can get away with it.
>>666 learned how Judaism made mutilating children's genitals a venerable religious tradition so that he could do that too.
>>666 abbreviates to TS, which can also stand for THE SATAN!
>>>666 Delays the release of highly anticipated videogames and only lets half baked final products that should have been deleted in beta out.
>>666 Creates sequels to good games that are far inferior to the previous version or versions.
>>666 names shitty remakes with the exact same name as the original to sow chaos and confusion.
>>666 owns the world's largest tax-free candy stockpile, but he won't let you have any.
>>666 Disguises emergency flares for ships as birthday cake candles.
>>666 starts wars in africa as a ploy to toughen up the child soldiers in order to sell them to Academi after the weak ones have all been killed.
Once those soldier babies are no longer able to fight, >>666 forces them to work in his diamond mine.
>>841 It seems to be Space Harrier with different sprites? So I guess I have tried it, in the last year actually, on that Megadrive Collection for PS3. But thanks though, anything else you'd like to recommend?
>>666 hypnotizes people and makes them post replies in the wrong thread.
>>666 Disguises laxatives as anti-diarrhea pills, making his victims crap their pants twice as often.
>>666 collects the crap-pants to make into a stinky ball of mess to shoot from a catapult as a bioweapon.
>>666 breeds hornet queens and makes them colonize your neighborhood.