>>219 calls cabs to bad areas from the safety of his own home
>>219 Produces movies that are 3 hours long, but only 2 minutes of the movie are exciting to watch.
>>219 produces highly popular 15+ minutes long youtube videos which are only mildly amusing at best.
>>219 posts ban-worthy things in threads on the last few pages with sage, so that nobody sees the posts.
>>219 replaced the site you were looking for with a spammy search page.
>>219 commissioned an Indian call-center to do a mass survey during night.
>>219 ejaculated in a mayonnaise jar and watched someone put his semen on food and eat it.
>>219 released a box of bugs inside a restaurant on health inspection say
>>219 catches angry venomous snakes and releases them on elementary school playgrounds.
>>219 reported the CP on sovietrussia to the hosting provider instead of letting the mods handle it>
>>219 sends anonymous threatening messages to his parents who did nothing but support him through life
>>333 deliberately tampers with scientific equipment in order to waste people's time and give nonsensical results.
>>333 is one of those unfavourable fellows who brags about his "mad trips".
>>333 uses chemicals that were made illegal many years ago because the harm caused to humans and animals were well documented.
One of >>333's hobbies is trying to slip as many bodily fluids as possible into food that is to be eaten by others. His record is six different bodily fluids in a single dish.
>333 wears boots with deep treads so he can leak melted snow on peoples' floors.
>>333 deliberately orders extra sauce just to piss off the Yoshinoya veterans.
>>333 pours oil on the ground so that people slip and fall. As the oil drains, it then damages the environment.
>>333 reverses the polarity of DC motors. The last time he did that, my vacuum went from suck to blow and covered my room with dust.
>>333 gives absurd names to his variables and functions and never documents what the hell they're supposed to do. He works at Microsoft.
>>333 Makes toilet paper that falls apart while wiping ass, making things worse than using no TP at all.
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>>333 Refills medical oxygen bottles with chemical warfare gasses.
>>333 puts gherkins in your burgers, even when you ask him not to.
>>333 Digs holes in the ground, fills those holes with spikes, and then covers the hole with easily broken materials.
>>333 believes that people should serve order instead of the other way around!
>>333 Uses more than his fair share of toilet paper, leaving the next person with nothing.
>>333 doesn't even use toilet paper and walks around with a grimy asshole all day because he thinks it feels nice.
>>>333 is really bad at limericks but constantly writes and recites them anyway.
>>333 hides racist comments in the source code of his programs.
>>333 made a compiler which preserves comments and embarrassed many.
>>333 steals toys from children, then sells them back at extortionate prices.
>>333 treats other peoples CDs, DVDs, and Blu-rays like free AOL trial discs.
>>333 once threw a little girl into oncoming traffic and laughed as she died
When >>333 works on his cars, he leaves his junk parts, used antifreeze, and oil all over the place. His cars are gas guzzlers that pre-date smog tests.
>>333 blasts loud music out his windows and lets his front garden get in a disgraceful mess of weeds an rubbish, bringing down the appearance of his whole street
>>333 deliberately says "axk" in an exaggerated fashion when talking to black people, regardless of their accent.
Every house >>333 builds is just like one of those houses on the TV show "Holmes on Homes."
>>333 is building a giant cannon shaped like a penis to blow up his neighbors.
>>333 teaches Mexicans vulgar words under the guise of greetings.
>>333 Is a master of the kancho and teaches others how to master it.
>>333 is took a girl out for a nice steak dinner and then never called her again.
>>333 fixes up cars for a used car lot, but only up to the point where they'll run long enough to make it through a few test drives.
>>333 Bribed the police and court of his city so he can commit any crime and get away with it.
>>333 takes a battery powered hair dryer around with him to melt children's ice cream
>>332 has filed an official complaint about his neighbor to the town council.
>>334 Was forced to clean up a giant mess and everybody knows who left it behind.