>>333 is an 86-year-old Catholic priest who likes to bugger small boys up the bum.
>>333 is trying to run a monopoly on 3s so he can charge 5 for them, inflating the value and causing economic troubles.
>>333 Has a company that produces junk mail. Trees die for no good reason because of this.
>>333 farts in my dutch oven when I'm cooking food for the week.
>>333 stores hazardous chemicals in Gatorade bottles, and gives them away as free drinks to the very thristy.
>>333 joined the environmentalist movement specifically so he could shit on successful people.
>>333 Makes products that are advertised as good for the environment, and convinces certain news outlets that his stuff is good for the environment, but it actually hurts the environment badly.
>>333 Knows how to place a spy camera to record things illegally and never get caught.
>>333 intentionally does a terrible job cleaning so he won't be asked to clean again.
Guys, shut up already! He can hear us!
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>>420 smokes weed every day and teaches young people that it's a
right thing to do.
All products built by >>420 have been hastily engineered by an understaffed and underpaid engineering department. Both engineer and customer get screwed.
>>420 takes two hour long videos of himself masturbating and disguises them as popular film torrents.
I sure hope I'm not giving Cary Sherman any ideas.
>>420 knows we can't get 400 DQNcoins in time and just wanted an excuse to kill someone.
>>420 already has more DQNcoins than he would ever need due to his illegal business.
>>420 forces his employees to work in slave-like conditions, so he has more DQNcoins than he knows what to do with
When >>420 uploads a video to youtube, it isn't good, but the title and preview pic look incredible.
>>420 mixes a few real DQNcoins in with the fake DQNcoins in order to spread mistrust and devalue the DQNconomy.
>>420 owns a video game company where he buys the rights to films and produces games that are like LJN NES games.
Then he buys the rights to well loved video game characters and creates the equivalent of Zedla CD-I.
>>420 searches people's medical records for allergens and then exposes those people to such allergens.
>>420 breaks into pharmacies and secretly replaces the anti-insomnia pills with caffeine pills. That isn't the first time he made people take the wrong pills for their diseases.
>>420 takes syringes of bad stuff into grocery stores and injects various produce with it
>>420 pees into glass bottles, markets them as speciality wine and sells them online for sixty dollars each.
>>420 Became the boss of his company because he inherited wealth, committed trickery, and took credit for the achievements of someone else. Now he has those real motivational posters in his office that tell everyone how honesty and hard work bring success. He also has a bunch of books that are basically thousands of BS motivational sayings in paperback.
>>420 goes to children's hospitals and puts smelly stuff in hard to find places.
>>420 is a butt, an unfair butt who takes pride in knowing that he won unfairly.
>>420 writes the worst poetry in the universe and interrupts TV broadcasts just to read it.
>>420 is the reason my mum asks, "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
>>420 Makes tiny cuts in high pressure hydraulic hoses, so they explode at full pressure, killing people with burning hot oil.
>>420 disguises flamethrowers as boy's toy guns and girl's magic wands.
>>420 tattoos rude words and phalli onto people's faces while they're asleep.
>>420 permanently ruins public toilet stalls by etching rude words and phalli into the walls, ceiling, toilet paper dispenser, sink, mirror, and garbage can. He then throws things in the urinals that will not flush.
>>420 Experiments with EMP bombs near airport control towers.
>>420 writes user manuals that make no sense and are wrong more than half of the time. Don't bother calling the phone numbers in the manual, otherwise you will talk to a computer that also makes no sense, or you will talk to someone in India that also makes no sense.
He then uses his lawyers to prosecute anyone who shares info on how to make things work.
>>420 patents software that he didn't invent and sues anyone using it.
Every time you install a piece of software from >>420 you end up with a bunch of crappy trialware that is nearly impossible to delete without deleting something that you actually want to keep.
>>420 created a virus that locks your discs from being read and marketed it as a DRM scheme.
>>420 shakes up soda cans and beer cans so that when someone opens a refreshing drink, half of it sprays in somebody's face.
>>420 finds a way to avoid paying child support for those babies
>>420 keeps asking "HOW IS BABBY FORMED?" even though he knows the answer.
>>420 promised a quality entertainment for 10 US Dollar but never delivered.
>>420 sends forged IDs by mail and reports recipients to authorities.
>>420 force feeds contaminated bacon to innocent Jewish children.
>>420 bullies little girls by luring them to abandoned buildings, tying them up, and slapping their faces with his penis repeatedly
>>420 Sneaks into central banks and sets the money printing machines into hyperdrive, causing massive inflation.
>>420's family secretly controls the central bank in your country