He always forgets to refill my glass.
I heard he once yelled at a dog so loudly that the dog became traumatized.
>>73 once made highly distasteful jokes in the presence of my grandmother.
>>73 once farted right in my face while I was sleeping. I avenged this, though.
When >>73 took a piss at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the floor.
When >>73 took a shit at my house, he got most of it on the toilet seat and the ceiling.
>>73 only comes to work on payday to fill out fake hours on his timecard.
>>26 Smokes cigarettes in no smoking sections and throws the butts on the ground.
>>73 is like a caricature of everything that's wrong with Western society.
>>73 doesn't speak Japanese, but if he did he'd probably refer to himself as ‰´—l.
I saw >>73 in a library the other day. He was talking loudly on his phone about his (no doubt grossly exagerrated or outright untrue) sexual accomplishments.
>>73 didn't flush the toilet after taking a huge diarrhoea dump.
>>73 drove by as I was walking down the street on a rainy day and splashed me.