>>666 Is responsible for making health food taste bad, and make junk food taste goog.
>>666 Is responsible for what Funimation did to Crayon Shin Chan.
>>666 compresses cigarette smoke and puts it in asthma inhalers, doubling the pain and risk of death by an asthma attack.
>>666 grows the most toxic mold spores in the world, then spreads them on any wet surface in a building.
>>666 still sends dogs to space fully aware that his booster design is faulty.
When >>666 meets someone with diabetes, he makes fun of them for having it, and then impersonates Wilford Brimley.
When >>666 trims his toenails and fingernails, he puts the clippings in your food.
>>666 reaches for your french fries... right after he scratches... HIS BUM.
>>666 will use you and throw you away like a crumpled up wad of kleenex.
>>666 jizzed on the kleenex and then put it back in the box for the next unsuspecting person.
>>666 sneezed without covering his mouth even thought he had a kleenex pack handy
>>666's ugly face makes vaginas look like things of aesthetic perfection
>>666 threatens people on-line and keeps them in fear for months.
>>666 turned Firefox from a poster child for successful Open Source into the bloated, crashing shitpig-express that it is today.
>>666 Makes software that forces an update every time you use it, and every time it gets updated, it takes up more memory for crap that isn't needed, and there are always new bugs. Old bugs aren't deleted.
>>666 sells "penis enlargement" pills that actually cause erectile dysfunction.
>>666 has the loudest speakers in the world. He puts on ear protection, then plays the most annoying sounds in the world.
>>666 is a landlord that makes sure your rental space is next to a shitty neighbor or even multiple shitty neighbors.
>>666 bought one share in moot's company-- one share-- and then showed up at his meeting, after anonymously calling him earlier that day and telling him to freeze the textboards. Well, you know what happened then.
>>666 destroys rare vintage video game cartridges on video for "comedy value".
>>666 hosts rare and valuable torrents up to 97% and then disconnects before anyone else gets a complete copy.
>>666 Creates a business trust, then finds a way to use existing business trust laws to stop his competitors.
>>666 is the college dean that makes a bunch of worthless classes a prerequisite to get an engineering degree, and works with other colleges to convince them to do the same thing. When >>666 heard of making minor changes to books every year, and mandating the use of those new books, >>666 quickly did the same.
When >>666 visits a poor country, he places valuable coins on the busiest railroad tracks, just waiting for the next poor person to be crushed by a train.
>>666 put poop into the machinery at the chocolate milk factory.
>>666 Discovered the secret to eternal youth then patented it so no one but him can achieve it.
>>666 invested heavily in bottled water companies and then poisoned the groundwater.
>>666 made a killing marketing animal feces as expensive gourmet coffee.
>>666 knows how destroy evidence against him and also knows how to frame people with the evidence that wasn't destroyed.
>>666 created a system which encourage stupid people to multiply like rabbits, and encourage smart people to chose to be childless.
After the big BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP promoted >>666 to oversee oil shale mining in Alberta, Canada.
>>666 sells mashed aborted chinese babies as premium anti-wrinkle cream on the US.
>>666 is like the cartoon character in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA4WAjsRnts
>>666 likes to go to muslim countries just to rape married women and get them stoned for adultery afterwards
When >>666 makes a movie, he puts 100% of all the exciting scenes in the trailer, and the rest of the movie is boring.
>>666 flushes things down public toilets to clog them on purpose.
>>666 breaks into people's domiciles and replaces all their record/CD/mp3 music collections with Phil Collins albums.
>>666 whispered "Hold back, you don't want to show too much Godzilla" into Gareth Edward's ear.
>666 never seeds and deletes his torrents as soon as they are finished downloading.
>>666 condemns good working units of vintage consoles and computers to be broken down for scrap.
>>666 is a sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker!
>>666 doesn't take off his huge backpack on the bus when he's left standing, so people can't pass through him
>>666 didn't kill JavaScript and Flash back when there was a chance.
>>666 doesn't have any plain text on his website, instead you have to download a huge PDF that takes up far too much computing power.
>>666 goes to the laundromat and puts so much detergent in the washing machine that the soap bubbles drive everyone out of that laundromat.
The only reason >>666 was ever on a winning sports team was because he put poison in the other team's Gatorade.
>>666 is that guy stealing all the local panties and not sharing.
>>666 hacks cell phone towers so that when the police department, firefighters, or paramedics are called, the signal gets interrupted.
Rumor has it that >>666 has also tricked people into consuming Mentos after drinking Diet Coke.
>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.
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>>666 invented dildos to trick helpless women into raping themselves.
You know, I heard >>666 does some pretty terrible things to cats.