You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8114 18:22

>>998 Visits monuments made of stone and ruins them with his jackhammer in various ways. When >>998 went to Thailand, he used his jackhammer to turn statues of Buddha into statues of M Bison.

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8124 17:12

>>998 reads Facebook for the articles.

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8125 03:16

When >>998 goes to a drive-through, he waits until he's at the speaker to decide what he wants and sits for ten minutes while carefully considering each item on the menu.

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8125 05:51

>>998 held a monopoly on drive through window speakers. He used his monopoly so that those speakers would sound horrible.

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8125 09:26

>>998 Designed the drive-through signs before drive-thru windows, and made sure they are close enough to, if not on the other side of, the horrible-sounding speaker - all so that new diners to a chain will cause great inconvenience to other people, and he won't be singled out and called to task when he does it out of malice.

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8125 19:30

>>998 Designed the Checker's drive through lane so that there would be a shorter line for JDM cars.

I couldn't hear the sound of the drive through speaker because >>998 was drifting his S15 Silvia through the opposite lane.

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8126 04:16

>>998 has insatiable thirst for braking fluid.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8136 20:47

>>998 never closes his html tags.

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8137 11:28

I heard >>998 is the guy who keeps adding useless features to webbrowsers.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8138 09:49

>>998's great-grandfather perpetrated the first drive-by on a horse-drawn buggy, and got away with it as well

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8139 01:44

>>998 is the Antichrist and fights against everything our lord and saviour Jesus H. Christ stood for!

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8139 02:53

>>998 is black

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8139 10:45

I offer to use all of my considerable ninja skills to protect >>989 in exchange for sex!

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8141 02:41

>>964 I'm also certain that >>998 knows how to make them huge memory hogs as well.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8150 09:21

You know, sometimes I think maybe the butthead really was >>73 after all.

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8150 20:07

I don't know what's the big deal. >>998 was always cool with me.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8150 21:08

>>998 makes offcolor jokes once in a while, but I don't think he's that bad.

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8150 22:11

>>998 makes food taste like poop, and vice versa

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8152 09:55

>>998 framed >>73.

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8155 09:55

>>989 framed >>998

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8162 19:22

>>998 makes it okay for women to be statutory rapists.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8163 04:42

>>998 posted >>976 to try to seem like a better person.

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8164 04:13

>>998 Hides scorpions inside people's socks.

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8166 09:53

>>998 starts long serious arguments when the situation calls for a simple name-calling.

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8167 02:25

>>998 Is not going to get away this time!

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8169 09:31

>>998 put his garbage into the neighbors recycling and now the garbage men won't take it anymore.

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 01:19

>>998 Will make anime real, but only the kind with tentacle rape.

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:23

>>998 drove over humblefool

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:27

>>998 keeps leaving the fridge door open

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:28

>>998 keeps giving me captchas that make me question my sexuality

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:30

>>998 donated my mittens to charity... for africa

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:31

>>998 painted my car yellow using a toothbrush

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:34

>>998 reports obscure youtube videos of barely questionable content to annoy those who watch them

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:35

>>998 never seeds

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 12:36

>>998 uses teeth when giving fellatio

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 15:10

>>998 carries a power drill, a solar battery charger, and a set of drill bits at all times. He uses them to put gloryholes in public toilets, and I heard a rumor that he does other terrible things with his power drill.

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 18:59

>>998 is planning to blow up this THREAD.

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 19:54

>>998 tries to post AA in irc channels

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 19:55

>>998 is so fucking annoying, you know?

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 19:56

>>998 bumps old threads with dancers for "fun"

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 19:59

>>998 advertises reddit

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 20:08

>>998 spams to finish threads

998 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8170 20:26

fuck you guys i'm awesome

999 Name: Punctual Gomez : 1993-09-8170 20:38

Right on time for my 999GET.

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