What lovely weather we're having.
Shitty thread, lacks a full stop and spaces between theme tags.
Wouldn't post. Sage & del.
I'm gonna use this one because it came first
Shall I just make #12 instead?
>>6
It's okay, you can have mine! I'm not that bothered about it.
>Life is one big game, and relationships are no different
>It's human nature to compete for the best mate possible
bullshit
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPSCI
Oh no
no
not now
damnit body no don't do this to me now I need you damnit
THIS TRACK IS GIVING ME GRIEF!
Goodness me, she's still blue.
But let’s be honest, here; how much spoobnumby do you really need dudged?
Ready, Set, Cantor!
I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
The restaurant chain Panera has the limpest, wettest, most pathetic background music playlist in the world. The place also has an extremely overpriced menu.
>>16
I always thought it was relatively cheap. At least the last time I went 3 years ago. And I didn't even realize music was playing at all since they kept it so low.
Came way too early
I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat anything.
>>16 I'd rather have limp wet pathetic background music than PUMPIN CLUB BEATS IN MCDONALDS
Hey yeah let;s do that beforehadn,asmndluwkebfffffffocehhhoihohgodwhy
Today I saw the first butterfly of the season, how exciting! It was a Red Admiral.
I got a mix tape about a week ago that I've been listening to a lot. One side is all dub except the last track (which is punk). The other side is all independent punk and garage rock except the last track (which is dub). I really like most of the tracks. I can't find any of the tracks online by searching the lyrics because they're super underground indie stuff.
Asshat, cockblanket, vaginacloak, pelviscrock, dongtrouser, bitchmitten.
>>26 yes I was going to say "asshat" but that word was in my head because i had read it here in another thread a few seconds before. so I looked up "asshat synonyms" and "cockblanket" fitted the target well
Which Metal Gear game should I play after 3?
Which one is the movie?
>>29
Yeah I played about half of it then my friend wanted it back. But that's like 100 years ahead isn't it?
What dull lives these people must lead.
I can't believe it.
There is an entity with non-integer dimensional character inside my skull.
>>31 well, 3 is a prequel; have you played 2? I'd just play them in order, though i never properly played 3, just watched my brother play through it, I think I saw most of it. I recently went back to 2 after finishing 4 a second time, because my not-really-into-games girlfriend really liked the story so we decided to play 2. It's interesting going back through it after so long since last time I played it, with the full knowledge of not only what happens in the game but also the further background gained from 4, I notice more things that happen early on and things make more sense.
If you only played half of it, there's some great stuff happens later on, and I'll think you'll appreciate it even more than me if you've just finished 3. Stuff in 3 they refer to, I only half-knew what they were talking about and I was still like "woah yowza holy shit cool"
Acting ain't your strong point.
>>35
I got the HD collection so I'll probably jump to peace walker after. Then I'll do 2 and if I can get it for cheap, finish 4
It's quite true; it's only myself that I have yet to overcome.
>>39
It means that, in order to do as well as possible in my upcoming exams, what I have to overcome is not the course content (which I have been over many, many times now) but my own fear, stress, anxiety and such.
>>40
I'm going to do poorly on my electrical circuits test because I spent the night playing MGS3 instead of actually learning the material.
It's amazing how quick some people are to renounce something they've done, or been made to do, as "pointless" or "a waste of time" simply because there was no proof of any direct benefit to them; that is to say, they didn't gain any money, qualifications, social standing or anything like that. If they truly feel that these things are more important then their own experiences - their life - then I really do worry for them.
>>37 I don't know anything about Peace Walker, I hope you tell us your thoughts on it here when the time comes
I want to browse other bbs boards too.
>>8
Yeah, it is. I was being facetious. The truth is always more complex.
Rub them gently against my eyeballs, then I'll be happy.
>>42 Nothing's ever a waste of time, since you're always doing whatever you want/choose to do!
Although that may just be how I justify my NEET life ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
I don't care, just give me my damn cake already.
My mom just gave me a Linux for dummies book.
Can I really write 1,000 words a day, perfectly? Including nice typesetting and correct mathematics bits. Probably not.
>>51
I thought that would just be called all debian based systems.
But it isn't applicable to me in the first place! The only "burden" I carry is life itself, and that's one I'm happy to bear.
I might fail one of my classes. I need these credits. If I fail, I will probably kill myself. What is a quick, painless way to die?
Thank you, ants. Thants.
Anything but that.
I miss sovietrussia's /p/ board, I wanted to show off my tuna+rice+coleslaw+cheese+hot sauce fajitas
They've gone cold now
Psychology
Saikoroji
サイコロジ
最古路地
Getting the small bowl of pho instead of the large one because i'm a piece of lard.
Go fuck a bus.
>>66
Good luck!
As it happens, I too have suffered the pain and humiliation of accidentally killing a cactus. 'Tis a cruel world we live in.
no stop
SHEEEET
CHAT THREAD WASSHOI! CHAT THREAD WASSHOI!
>>66
Good luck finding something to put in your mouth and then also chewing and/or swallowing it!
I can get back to my cute girls and frilly dresses after I've finished writing about clover.
99p a bottle? What a bargain!
If only I had 99p...
My Myers-Briggs is INTJ.
What is yours, DQN?
>>74
I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's 100% accurate.
>>74
I just did it a few weeks ago and got INTJ. Reading the 4 traits that make up INTJ, it seems like it's the full on aspie one which made me feel kinda bad.
Did you know the president is super super super sexy?
More! More! More! Throw it all my way, Sir.
Soup on a hot day
For future reference: (-728,-682).
Wearing sweaters in the summer
Wearing short shorts in the winter
Would Santa Claus support a rapidly growing population?
Whale: Biggesy Mammal
I wonder if there are Aramaki dakimakura covers
>>78
Were I well-studied enough, I would contest this!
Let it be known that your assertions are not easily accepted, Hard Science Guy!
I have found my waifu. I'm so happy.
I made a wikipedia edit ( ^ ヮ^)~~~~
>>90
Congratulations! Might I inquire as to the identity of the newlywed?
Clover, scoliosis, blowhole.
>>89
I'm not Hard Scince Guy, but it's well-established that psychological studies and questionnaires on personality types only find the traits they are looking for. They have to deliberately ignore all nuances of the subject's personality and focus only on the questions they ask, otherwise giving a result is difficult.
Hell, even the whole field of psychology is split into clans, or “perspectives”, where if your research is not situated firmly within a perspective, conducting experiments and viewing results in a specific way and ignoring all else, your work will never be taken seriously by the psychological community. It's bizarre.
>>81
It was just an ordinary spiny phallus-shaped cactus, and it died almost as soon as I got it, so I didn't have a chance to name it or anything like that. Poor thing.
>Hell, even the whole field of psychology is split into clans, or “perspectives”, where if your research is not situated firmly within a perspective, conducting experiments and viewing results in a specific way and ignoring all else, your work will never be taken seriously by the psychological community. It's bizarre.
The whole of 'science'. For example, in physics, the 'dominant' view is that space, all space, not just that beyond the sky, is empty as in void and populated by 'things-in-themselves' called particles which make up other things-in-themselves. But that view has never been 'proved' and there has always been a scientific minority that has disagreed with it; for example, that space is an energy-plenum that has a wave or flow structure, and that particles are only 'appearances'.
>>94
Nah, with that example, the dominant view is widely recognised as the correct view.
In psychology, all perspectives are just as valid as each other, but if you don't choose and use a perspective, the whole perspective and nothing but that perspective, then it's not Psychology™.
You will, for example, have to attempt to explain odd findings from within that perspective, even if a different one offers a completely reasonable, intuitive and simple explanation.
Here's to 899 more
I'll train myself to survive on 6 hours of sleep to enjoy all of my hobbies.
>>99
hey man nobody can truly know the truth
here take another bong hit
Well, at least it's safe to say that I'm not being watched.
Probably.
⊂( ˇ∇ˇ)つ うんこ～
Just think about it. Several people are getting paid by Uncle Sam to read some of the nastiest sites on the Internet all day long.
One one oh.
Seventy five percent.
Eight forty five.
Two hours.
Good god, that house is 300 metres tall!
MEIN LIEBCHEN
I bought MGS4 on eBay for $10.50. Did I get a good deal?
Everyone posting in that other thread is Espeon, pretending to be people who would post in an Espeon thread.
This Portuguese chick is so kawaiidorable!!
I just want to go to bed but I have a research paper due tomorrow... And a powerpoint... And an extra credit assignment...
I should really stop thinking about corpses so much.
Oh the humanity!
I've been playing Doodle or Die for hours now.
Now was that guy from the 1800s right, or do I just want him to be right?
you know, that guy guy...
ralph waldo emerson?
I don't wanna
Syria is as dead as a floppy disc right now. I'm scared.
BRAAAAZILLLL
WHICH STARS WHERE ENTERBRAINING JOOOON
WE STOOD BENEATH AN AMBER MOOOOON
AND SOFTLY MOOED SOMEDAY SOOOOOOOOON
WE KISSED AND CLUNG TOGETHERRRRRRRR
>>122
Well, this is a bit embarassing; I was thinking of Motojirō Kajii, but having looked it up it turns out he actually lived in the early 1900s.
Please tell me I haven't lost myself. It's too soon.
Sleep violently and don't brush
A couple of my friends are making a game based on http://i.imgur.com/8RVzHst.jpg
It's going to be a stealth game where you crawl around as him and infiltrate a military base.
>>131
I would play that!
On the condition that the graphics are true AA.
>>135
Should be possible to make it AA (or a close approximation) by defining constraints for the 3D world and the camera/projection, and then doing some "AA conversion" post-processing (primarily edge detection and some simplified OCR), though that could potentially turn out to be too computationally expensive. Maybe there'd be a way of significantly optimising the post-processing pass by using custom shaders and having some of the AA conversion data be rendered straight from the scene?
There's the possibility of basically going for billboards, but I fear that wouldn't be satisfactory because there's the rest of the 3D environment to AAify.
As I imagine the environments would be quite simple, some kind of full-software rendering should be feasible, and that could make the task a lot simpler.
You could also render the game at a very low resolution (only a handful of pixels per eventual AA character) and use a special filter (akin to the hq[234]x ones) to get the end result.
You can of course make a custom font to use, too; and then as long as the entire rendered scene only consisted of glyphs from that font (along with line/character spacing) it should be enough to call the graphics AA (even if some of the individual glyphs used were too custom to be "true AA").
Combining a few of these techniques should make it possible to make a game AA-styled, even a 3D one. I may attempt that someday.
Of course, the image that inspired the creators wasn't "true AA" itself.
>>135
Do it in the way they do 3D art for them on 2ch, with odd colors and weird baloonlike statures.
Rocket lab
init innit
I wish someone would come and delete all the [Contentless] [ASAP] threads except this one.
>>141
But this thread is already crappier than http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
There is no reason whatsoever to keep it. It doesn't matter that it had been created a minute earlier.
MIDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
2 hours and ten minutes if work left. This is going to be the longest 2 hours and ten minutes.
XMPP AND JITSI IS GREATTT FUCK IT WE BALL
I've fallen down the staircase of eternity.
My Blood Elf hunter is already level fifty.
Woe, woe, woe is me.
I've been trapped by WoW and now I'll never be free.
I'm so, so tired. I want to take Reimu's advice.
[Contentless]? More like [Countless]!
Because there are so many of these threads!
Wow Phantasmagoria Of Diminished Dream is well fun!
I downloaded the Liberator because censorship is wrong.
I'm 12 and which thread do I post in.
Who the hell keeps messing up the front page?
Parallel thought: I'm >>12 and this is a good joke
I need more friends to talk to on XMPP
>>155
It's always nice to see people enjoying XMPP. You could add me when I actually get around setting my tiny little server up.
I should be coding instead of DQN.
tao lin taipei
My waifu is Turing complete.
Stelio and Louise
dropbox-cli is one of the worst "command-line" scripts I've ever encountered
stupid fucking python hipsters
Beautiful clouds! Encase them in glass.
TUIs are the dumbest thing ever.
VIP gaming action
Little black ears.
slay the retards
They're rape targets
Nevermind whoops
She may have killed me that one time, but I'm sure she only did it because she loves me.
It's summer time!
BANG BANG
Another vortex, what fun! A cleaner one this time.
My Little Übermensch: Atheism is Magic.
This is too much.
Either I've grown dumber over the years or my ego has shrunk. Probably a little of both.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Rin I love you please help
This isn't Heaven.
I wonder about the corporate officers who choose the music they play in drug stores and banks. I wonder if they listen to the soft rock station on the way home from work, or if they really have good taste in music but subject all of us (not to mention their unfortunate employees) to garbage because they thrive on human suffering? If I hear one more tuneless synthesized adult contemporary horse turd I don't know what I'll do.
I visit Poundland for the 80s soundtrack.
Look around you; we're outnumbered a million to one. We have long since lost this battle. There's no shame in surrendering.
>>185 The only thing I visit Poundland for is the camera film, Home Bargains is superior in every other way
I want Runcob. San Francisco doesn't even want Runcob. Home Runcob and I'll deal with the giants
>>189,190
Was that actually you? I thought that was my post...
Being in love makes everything profound.
I went to the pool for the first time this year.
MGS4 arrived today and I'l starting from the beginning.
I want a Smoked Salmon dakimakura. Does this exist?
Today is the perfect day for some dramatic piano music.
>>195 I hope I can go to the pool before they knock it down and open the new one - one last go on those crazy flumes
They thought I was mad... I showed them! I showed them all! Ahahahahaha!
Willie Nelson was a big part of my childhood
>>206 I hate worrying that I'm missing out on stuff, like the dolls you get for doing um something in a certain way - I won't spoil things. I only use guides for hidden stuff, not for "correct" playing techniques. Same with Final Fantasy games (even more so since they're bigger and I'm less likely to play through them again) I want to get the full experience of the game and do my best to 100% it
"To live is to fight"
Maybe he needs the vitamins to live but he's too embarrassed to tell you that he is that weak.
>>212
Man, vitamin water's not even good. Regular water is better in every way.
A new Touhou game has been announced, and it looks probably better than Ten Desires! Also Sakuya is back! Oh, I'm so excited.
It's not a sword, you morons.
RE: Vitamin Water
Reminds me of this article from a few years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-robbins/the-dark-side-of-vitaminw_b_669716.html
>>208
Play through once without a guide, play again with a guide! Then you get both experiences.
>>217
This is usually what I do with most games, unless I get really stuck somehow.
I brute force/exhaustive search every game I play. It really does suck the fun out of it for most games, but I can't play any other way now. I'm in too deep.
Touhou is shit. Play CAVE games.
no you
>>217 I guess MGS games are short enough to do that but usually I don't like overplaying a game, life is about new experiences. Same with films, I don't get how people can go see the same movie twice or more in a row.I have to leave a fairsized gap inbetween viewings, even with my favourite films
Cute girls eating spaghetti.
The rain has broken my flowers.
Jake Seife is a dope
Oh shit, mieow/rustle just updated his site, in the past hour or so.
http://mieow.jp
>>226
I think you should return the favour. Break that motherfucker, break him bad.
Commander, we have 6 goombas
If I can write a Brainfuck interpreter in a language, does that mean I know it?
What would you do if Rick Owens of all people came to your house and wanted to play with you?
>>232 The American fashion designer? I probably wouldn't recognise him and judging from the picture on Google I'd be pretty creeped out, but now that I know a bit about him I'd let him in and we'd have some fun I guess. He could tell me about his fashion stuff and I could tell him about my... stuff. I'd get my wife to make dinner for us all. Google doesn't say he's vegetarian though I assume he's not since he works with leather, so I hope he wouldn't mind veggie food (for my wife, I love meat).
You'd better be hoping there's a limit cycle somewhere down this spiral, because we both know what the metaphorical fixed point attractor is.
I didn't know who Rick Owens was, but I saw http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/154 and decided to make a really thought out reply in this thread.
Wow, jazz is pretty cool!
>>236 I wish I could get more into it but a lot of it just leaves me cold. I like Sun Ra though. I recently found this as well and liked it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB8eSc3GM-E
hey there everyone, this is raocow.
>>237
You might like Toshiko Akiyoshi. Check out Desert Lady/Fantasy. I'm actually going to listen to that now.
Oops. I should have refreshed before posting. I meant "This is >>241."
Lying, on the Internet? Who does that?
>>244
Every post of mine online is a not-so-carefully constructed fib.
I got trained at a Costa Coffee branch in a motorway service station once, and I hate coffee but I hoped getting training would help me get a job when I got back to the city. Part of the process, after making the coffee and heating the milk and putting the parts into the mug in the right way, is checking for quality - the colour, the smell and taste. So I had to taste the coffee to say "blechhhh I mean yup tastes good" No, I don't like coffee.
Does anyone else ever get a feeling like you're just house-sitting your life and eventually the owner will come back and be upset at you for how worthless you left it.
>>247 Nope I live my life at full throttle and post on DQN all day every day
I want to have a daughter, and to give her a ridiculous middle name.
[NAMES]ITT we think up ridiculous names for >>249's daughter[DAUGHTER]
Spanky
I want a Costa Coffee.
Incidentally, I kept my Costa shirt from the training and quite often wear it for regular day-to-day stuff, same with my RoadChef polo shirt.
I still want a Costa Coffee.
I did go to Krista College and I know exactly how to fix computers.
Are these headphones broken or am I just slightly deafer in one ear?
My iPhone takes nicer automatic pictures than the camera I bought just a couple years ago. The camera can take better pictures if I manually set the aperture and so on, but most of the time I just want to take a quick pic with automatic settings, and so my poor camera sits at home, ignored while I'm out and about taking pictures with my iPhone like a tool. First world problems.
I'm amazed that I actually have to ask myself whether or not I'm hungry.
>>256 weird I was just wondering the same thing, well actually this was recorded about a month ago (Easter Sunday actually) but I just transferred it to my computer the day before yesterday http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LZ00mTSFHt
>>256,260
You should switch ears to find out. Not bumping because I am not thinking of anything.
That went better than expected!
I will defeat you, Flandre. Just you wait.
>>264 You will not!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsBgCYL9Dn8
How much do I live smoked salmon/Aramaki Scaltinof? I love it so much I would turn myself to the DoD for terrorism just to give it a hug.
Brown acids in the flesh.
God damn it, I've finally gotten around to writing my secret messages for http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/777 and now it's already gone dark. I suppose I shall have to wait until tomorrow.
That was the worst Eurovision yet, two okay-ish songs and a lot of shite.
>>272 Don't know about your country but if you go to a police station here you can ask for an ultra-violet ink pen for marking your possessions with, I've wrote lots of secret messages and stories and poems and pictures in lots of places. I drew a massive picture of the King of All Cosmos from the Katamari games in some guy's flat without him knowing. Size plus colour equals love over dream I think it said.
I die a little on the inside every time I see a "walkthrough" on YouTube that should be called a longplay. If you aren't giving any tips on how to get through something, it's not a walkthrough.
I haven't had a TV for about 6 years now, and it seems my porn viewing has overtaken it to the point that I just saw "bbc" and my first thought was "big black cock" rather than my main national TV corporation
Now I can live alone without ever being alone
Grumble grumble roar roar
Ahhh my finger's bleeding!
I'm sure I'd fit the eccentric uncle archetype quite well.
Eat or sleep... Eat or sleep...
Woah brutal poor guy
awww that made me cry
Yeahhh go Jackie!
This film is awesome!
Yes yes very good, I admit it sometimes TV is actually not so bad
Ears
What do you call these things? http://www.ugoodusb.com/uploadfile/image/2010080221475478474713.jpg I call it a flash drive though some of my friends call it a pen drive. Individually I give them cute names.
BRUTAL RAPE WITH GUITARS!
Ko pee pay
Ok so I accidentally drank a glass of cream liqueur because I thought it was one of those creamy coffee drink things. I gotta wake up in 5 hours and drive. Will I be okay by then?
Tokugawa Shobonate
>>287
I call them "whistle" or "data whistle". When I have to deal with a humour-deprived person I say "flash drive" instead.
Hello DQN this bus has wi-fi!
>>301
The bus I get has its own Twitter hashtag and I don't know why.
I know people who put Baileys into their coffee travel mugs and take them to work. Doesn't seem like the best productivity solution, but I'm not an office manager so what do I know.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I really want to hear those cute names you give your pendrives, >>287!
Fuuuuck I accidentally read Kotaku comments again.
IQ points do not grow back, children. Please do better than I did.
>>307
I recommend reading Rock Paper Shotgun comments instead. Often even the non-pun threads put a smile on my face.
I wonder what happened to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1184397945/957.
Let me tell you about the plasticity of the flesh.
>>304 The first one was Flashy, then Sparkle, then um Fluttershy and Twilight, and Flicker (Flik for short). I got Twilight free from the JobCentre... who thought it would be a good idea to give 4GB flash drives to jobseekers? I'm grateful but why?
Cheap steel! Whooo!
>>311
I imagine they were intended as a means of carrying a copy of your CV and related documents around in case you run into a potential employer, as well as enabling you to save down information about job offers from public terminals etc.
>>311
It's possible ran out of the really small-capacity ones that usually get given out, or perhaps they didn't know you can still get such things as a 128MB flash drive ordered in bulk from China, or perhaps they even just wanted you to think they were awesome as a form of marketing.
Sod the extra money from ESA. I want to go on JSA and get a free pen drive!
Welcome to the land of spineless hedonists.
I prefer dwarfs to dwarves.
A lovely picture, wouldn't you agree?
If I tuck my penis between my legs, I almost look like a girl!
I shouldn't have agreed to go on that trip with those people. That kind of "fun" is not for people like me. What's more, one of the two friends that wanted to come along just backed out.
>>323
I'm going bowling with a few of my friends and a few of my closer acquaintances. I hope I don't regret it.
I have definitely earned my tea and cakes.
>>321 Yes, but the kind of jobs an animator applies for don't get advertised at the JobCentre. I doubt that would have crossed their minds; I feel if I'd said to an advisor I'd like to apply for animation jobs they'd be like "is that even a job?"
I made ice cream bread today, went better than last week's effort. I missed the part of the recipe that said "mix the self-raising flour with the ice cream until it is all moist" so I ended up with hot flour and burnt ice cream in a bread tin.
Bit of an anticlimax though really, just tastes like bread. If I'd known that I wouldn't have shelled out for fancy lime and raspberry ice cream.
However many times I gaze at it, I simply cannot hate it at all. Familiarity does not breed contempt; it does not breed at all.
Stop fucking around and be a man. There ain't nothing out here for you.
killall zsh
fish
yes
Ten more years of "I'll do it tomorrow."
Don't I at least get an award or a consolation prize?
London does not exist.
Trying to find VIPPERS, citadel dwellers and DQN-Kuns on social networking sites is fun.
I am filled with a profound inner joy every time I remember that I live in a universe in which shrine maidens exist. Truly, would life even be worth living for without shrine maidens?
>>335
I've already checked it in the past, I think. The sad thing is that most of the accounts I find are abandoned. I guess that's probably for the best.
I want to go to Grissini Ristorante Italiano tonight but all my friends are "busy." I might just go alone.
>>337
That reminds me, the supermarket that used to carry grissini pesto breadsticks stopped carrying them. :(
I want a bodied yukkuri that can turn into smoked salmon
Pizza party!
I still haven't selected a favorite touhou
>>340
A small cathedral city in northern England, only really notable for its university. It is a very pretty place indeed, especially at this time of year.
I'm so happy that the demanding thread is back.
I want happy posting life back!
Some day, I will plant a sapling.
Tyson. Jackson. Jordan. Game 6.
>>347 If it's where I think it is, my mum had her graduation ceremony at that cathedral and my late stepdad was a head lecturer at that university...
Who'd have thought there'd be another fan of Limmy's Show on this web sight.
Actually, I don't think setting seeds on fire would do them much good.
I - I have - two thousand fences? Why do I have two thousand fences‽ How did it come to this? Oh god.
How did I not pick up the reference in DQN's dates earlier?
how did it take me this long to realise.
I'm glad Just Eat lets me know who's paying exact change by card and who's more likely to give me a tip through cash. Now I know whose food to cook better.
I could go for some Bob Evans right now. Too bad I don't live within 600 miles of a single Bob Evans.
Prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, for tomorrow shall come the supermoon!
Les animaux
Stylized grumpy onion
Drug X
B-side wins again!
Let us dance the Brownian waltz.
Are you, perhaps, beginning to believe that you know how the world works? You are wrong.
I am depressingly sober.
Hurry up, dole.
the world is a great mystery
（･ c_･） If it ain't dro it ain't me
Lotus lost, lotus found.
I am so gamsi at him
I shall create something beautiful.
2 down
What happens if I don't kill the killer?
Oh, I just have to do the whole thing again.
Why is this board so dead on the weekends? Do you guys have lives or something? Friends and romantic interests you spend Saturdays with? Or do you guys just pretend to have lives and not post on weekends so people think you have lives?
420
I think it's because during the weekdays, the people who have school or jobs resort to more passive activities in their free time such as checking DQN, or another board, listening to music, or mindlessly browsing the internet. On the weekends they have time to set aside a good amount of time for their hobbies, such as marathoning some shows they meant to watch, trying to beat a level in a game, or going to that trendy new restaurant they meant to check out.
That is pretty much what my life is like when I'm not on a break.
I kind of went on a tangent there, what I was trying to say is that on the weekend a lot of time is freed up for them to indulge in their hobbies that can't be enjoyed during a lunch time break from work or between classes (like posting on DQN)
Anyways, >>379, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to a trendy new restaurant a while ago; you know, the Ethiopian place?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
So I decided to go next week.
I have a life. I don't like go out and get wasted at a club every night. But I spent my weekend hanging with a friend watching The Hero Yoshiko.
Under the supermoon, loli to issho.
>>378 I post here just as much whatever day it is. All days are the same when you don't have a job. Every day is like Sunday, or Saturday I guess.
The new Touhou game is wonderful. Life is worth living again.
>>378
Weekends are outside of the regular incursion of time in DQN. Same as how no time passes in 6ch time runs at variable rates on weekends to debug itself around DQN.
Naked man spins round on computer chair for 5 minutes, then vomits
I saw a mating pair of butterflies today. I felt like a bit of a voyeur.
God damn it, my skirt still hasn't dried!
>>386 I can't play it, it crashes every time I try to start it (´；ω；｀)
Getting drastic, is it?
Now just the pigeons, and the jumps, and the last couple of races I think...
LETS TAP
deoo doo do DOO doo dooOo
Lets tap let's tap
future tap engage
la la La LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just realized that GINGER anagrams into NIGGER.
I have officially decided my top ten favorite AKB48 members.
Finland makes me feel sad.
I think 400 GETs are my favourite GETs.
Really, I have no right to be unhappy.
slay slay
Let's go!
As good a life as any, I'm sure.
My friend pronounces "Clonepa" as "Clo-nepa"
I don't have any friends that would know what a Clonepa is, heaven forbid
I don't have any friends. Plenty of acquaintances, but no friends.
Oh god, I just accidentally insufflated a moth!
Maybe there's a spare fiver in my jacket.
There wasn't an hour ago, but maybe there is now.
Where did I put that 2TB harddrive? It's doing my head in. The more I think about it the more I kind of remember putting it in a safe box ages ago, but it's not in any of the 20 boxes in my living room...
I just want to back everything up before I move just in case
I burned my fingers on my left hand and now I can't play guitar!
I'm more afraid of what I shall have to do after the battle.
My shoulders are sore from carrying heavy things across town.
My dick and thighs hurt from sex.
My heart is sore from living.
Contrary to popular belief, love is not classed as an emetic.
>>422
They're thoughts about, or inspired by, physical sensations, but thoughts nonetheless.
Highball cigarette
These late nights make me a strange creature.
Armagnac
You're still just a child
Especially you, Katy Eighty.
But if you answer correctly, you could win: a cubic metre of marshmallows!
Doo right yoo doo right
Genoa, Georgia, Prussia, Persia,
The girl shakes her beans!
Bastard sycophants!
vc: sock
I can't take it anymore!
My home is ten thousand miles away.
5 x 5 is what I want and I'll get a Flying Dutchman to get it if I have to.
What happaned to Coasterchan?
A resplendent propensity to levitate.
This fluid dynamics is some good shit, I tell you what.
Shagohod
Look at that mountain of garbage!
What a waste! You can still use this chair.
sits in chair, chair collapses
>>333
I just did this by an accident. I suddenly felt very interested in learning about Shii as a person from the old times, and thus discovered many of aforementioned people, too many for my taste.
Sheer individualism and close-mindedness of the lot stressed me out quite a bit.
I often wonder if I'm depressed, and then feel guilty about thinking that because I'm probably fine. It's depressing.
Sinecure
>>448
I used to wonder the same thing, so eventually I went to a psychologist and she suggested trying meds... I figured it wouldn't hurt to give them a try, and I was surprised how much my life changed for the better after a few months on them. Of course meds should be accompanied with cognitive behavioral therapy, in which you basically train your brain to stop thinking of everything in a negative light.
>>450-san is wise.
Also my captcha is faghane and I read it as "fag-ha-nay" which made me laugh.
This girl that I've been following has no ass. Jesus why am I following her if there's nothing nice to look at. I'm actually going to stop following her now. I hope she didn't notice I was following her.
There's at least two people here making homestuck jokes. （ ≖.≖）
Yeah right because if your depressed it must be because of internal processes and thinking in negative lights.
>>454
The causes of depression are many and varied, and extremely poorly understood, so the best we can do is treat the symptoms. Antidepressants just mask the disorder; as soon as you stop taking the pills you relapse. Treating negative thinking patterns, at the very least, can provide a more permanent solution.
I'm so green
I'm so green
I'm so green
I'm so green
Silly words beginning with the letter G.
http://www.vice.com/read/whos-hungry-502-v16n1
Mostly, yes. At first I bit into her butt with the intention of munching right through, but it’s impossible! Human skin is so thick. I ended up with a sore jaw, although I managed to leave some teeth marks. I ended up swallowing the clitoris and some pubes without chewing on it because she had her period then and the smell was just horrendous. But it was the first moment that I actually felt a sort of sexual pleasure in eating her, as if my inner body was on fire. Also, you know how beef or whale meat has a sort of beastly smell to it? Human meat is odorless. I actually believe that human meat is the tastiest of all meats. It doesn’t have any of that gamey animal smell. When I ate some more a couple of days later, just before I got arrested, the meat had become sweeter and it tasted great. The meat on the soles of her feet smelled bad, though, and didn’t taste very nice. The neck was the best. The meat tastes more delicate as you move up the body, especially above the torso. Her tongue was delicious as well. I took it out of her mouth and chewed on it raw. Neither the neck nor the tongue has much meat on it, though, so if you really want to feast, you should eat the thighs.
I'm facing a difficult, possibly life-changing choice.
Well you can hardly call them fingernails if they're growing on your teeth, can you?
So I spend ￡100 on Subway and I get one free sandwich?
Subcard you are the worst loyalty scheme ever.
>>467
All i know is that the phrase fighting tooth and nail becomes half as intense
Mickey Moss
or Mickey Mose
>>468
Sounds like as good a deal as my grocery store card that gives me 500 yen for every 50000 yen I spend
I'm really tired of consuming.
New maps to young.
>>468
The reward value for a sub can also buy about five hot drinks. A better option, IMO.
I can't believe I lost Cittàgazze.
I hate when 2D pedophiles try to shift all the blame and guilt onto 3D pedophiles. If neither of you are child molesters, can't you just get along?
It's hip and new
Trade secrets
Those boss encounters were beautifully choreographed.
welcome to the fantasy zone get ready
40,000
I will be a Toastmaster
So you want to be a fluid dynamicist?
Sleeping is like time travel.
Poor girl. She didn't deserve that.
>>488
That's what my father told me on a long car trip one time. He said my grandfather (who was sleeping) was already there. It was a neat way to try to shut me up.
>>492
Ah, that's exactly the song I was thinking of when I posted that! Lovely, isn't it?
ᎿᎤᎤᎠᏓᎦ
Morris dying
If I was dying I wouldn't see any people
My biscuits disappeared.
Bidet book
The other sort of milk.
Steve Jobs is a shitty orator .
Sent from my iPhone.
Blend's man friend
مىانى تو و من
>>493 Yes, did you maybe post it here a while ago? I feel I found it either here or a music imageboard. You say you lost it? If I had Internet in my new flat I'd upload it from my computer for you, just on my laptop somewhere the now.
Orchids
>>503
It was probably http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326931957/745,749,750.
Wait, I thought I was 749...
I'm gonna snap your nose.
Confound you, Minister of Uneasy History! Now the demand thread will sink into the depths of uneasy history.
Dog masters
So I might be getting a job. . .
Cute British girls doing cute British things.
I don't understand bolo ties
Why the HELL is there a fried egg on my fries?
>>514
Are you in Canada? Those people are serial french fry molesters. Their depravity knows no bounds.
I'm pretty sure a summer day isn't supposed to be this cold.
Fuck French, I'm going to teach myself پارس
Lunch more like punch because I feel like I got punched in the stomach right now.
S-seaweed? In your ears? Are you sure about this?
できできできですか？
おあ、すごいですね
Kraag the Creamy Faggot
How come fast food burger places don't serve hot dogs? What would the reaction be if McDonald's started selling hot dogs?
You have slightly upset a novice programmer.
Everything's going to be okay.
Does he think bouncing on a ball for a couple minutes will make him skinny?
>>520
The Rhythm Tengoku porn .swf is amazing. Not the short dicky dicky dicky desu ka loop, but the super long one. Have you seen it?
Silly mom
Don't touch that dial
I don't think anyone truly believes that they're fully in control of their life.
Arnold Arberson
Reminisce.
Stained the colour of clockwork.
خند ه دار
I'd rather marry a chemical than a human.
Lift your skinny keys
Old moon, young moon.
Joe Moon
Starcraft did not cure my back.
I'm gonna wreck it
sparkly tongue
Caaaake Seeeeeife
M THEORETICAAAAL! WOO WOO!
Ain't that a hole in a boat?
I'm gonna YOLO my finals as they say.
I just now noticed the similarities between the names minecraft, warcraft and starcraft.
Lazy bladder
Is barber-surgeon like Austria-Hungary?
Do I win?
あらあら
Hot air chest
I'm not very good at manipulating people.
It's quite funny the way the progress bar sometimes rapidly jerks back and forward between whatever percentage it got to and 0
It's straight geography
Muzzles muzzled
My waifu doing semaphore.
Yogurt and toast? Ken says no.
Nemours
Time to fail (but hopefully not too much)!
A nice spot of anarchy, what ho!
Into the meat grinder
死ね。
What's a good game I can put on my TI-84? I'm sick of Dino Puzzle
In fact none of those "dinosaurs" actually look like dinosaurs! There are plants and mushrooms for crying out loud!
Aleister Trowely
Am I happy? Am I sad? What's the difference? How can I tell? Why can't I tell when everyone else clearly can? I am so confused.
Wallachia
Moon hike
Fake fake fake
Falsetto man
"Youths"
Between the food sheets and the notebook, I don't know what's going on anymore.
Fellatio man
Why do I have to wait 10 minutes to get my serial keys
I exchanged 5 Canadian dollars for USD today. I wonder if the clerks were thinking I was an idiot for going to the bank for $4.50
Hi come buy hot new game Skyrim
I actually have to MANAGE shit now?
Figures. I har to take this into my own hands. Thank you state government.
Hot dogs and popcorn
I'm dyyyiiiing!
Animal Crossing: Wild Style
I'll never go to the dream restaurant. I'll never be able to watch a man cool and construct sandwiches on a counter in front of anticipating teenagers.
Wow, this Al guy's really popular in the Middle East.
There have been 46 posts in this thread in the last 24 hours.
>>588
Today was my last day and I'm waiting for Red Orchestra 2 to download.
Sizzle sizzle pop pop
Why are these Mexicans sending me videos
I NEED pizza
I don't understand how pepperoni can be a "specialty" pizza
I don't understand how two buck fiddy got me so far in this day and age.
Les Bergers
Have fun
The messenger will not be shot this time around
شهر
He fell out of a toy story building
A true toe mangler
Gutnish
What? Sandomierz is not good enough for Google?
Time to protect the fam I'm a Kog'Maw
You love jeans!
Not kawaii. Kowai.
I don't wanna go to Texas.
How am I going to track it now
Furniture music. What a novel idea.
I wonder if Japanese people confuse lent for rent
I don't approve of their speaking
Boabzy, peelu, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
In case anyone's interested
I need to find a better way to avoid stress
Every day gets exponentially longer. Tomorrow will go on forever!
Sod
It's not morning
Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!
Good morning, Persephone.
This could go either way. I feel like it'll be easy. Either way I'd need to really mess up to get something unfavorable.
I'd love to be reforged.
يك دونه سبز ميزنم
I miss /saovq/
One period closer to death
But if I don't know what I'm doing, and you don't know what I'm doing...
Oh god.
Free at last
Cymbal virtuoso
I should be asleep right now.
cymbalism
ibn-Saud
good job mods
Night of the Living Lead
I'm a panda. There's no use denying it. I am a panda.
Š
I want to watch an anime about cute little girls doing evil things; you know, murdering one another and so on.
You want to watch Dokuro-Chan.
Gwood Mwooorning
Saya no Uta was brilliant.
I think someone missed an </i> somewhere...this whole page is in italics!
>>640
OH GOD NOT AGAIN!
QUICK, RELEASE THE EMERGENCY MITTENS! IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!
>>639
I remember that the bad ending made me very unhappy. Nonetheless, I agree it was very well written and so on.
つ
よ
さ
I can't trash this reed!
Ghali-e Kerman
Il-Khanate
Chunko
I can't treat this rash!
Bad black
What is a thread called in Japanese? Tharedu?
What IS Tab? I don't get it. It can't be diet Coke because there is already diet Coke.
Strawberry Strawberry Strawberry.
Sutouberii?
Send me a little more of your flesh-coloured wisdom.
39604
Always ask yourself: Is that smell coming from my junk?
What strange things you think about.
My poor little darling, please don't overheat.
I want my pig.
Funeral
Ah, to feel that soft, melancholy melody flow through my head once more...
I am a happy man.
Golly gosh, that was prescient.
Oh boy, corkage fees
It may be the perfect being, but that doesn't mean it looks pretty.
And now it's time for "that".
It's not milk, mate
You're all that I desire.
Had a great time at Grissini
I can't get over how cute the school uniforms in Strawberry Panic! are.
And still they haunt me.
Inuits
I have an internet connection again, I really am home! I've missed a lot of DQN of posts, for the first time in a long time there's a hole
Who'd've thought it could happen to me?
We even fart in unison!
I exploded the church.
I found the song I was trying to find for months! Yay!
I need some deadlines or I'll never finish this damned project.
When visiting a foreign country, warning labels provide rare anchors of a familiar language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JvUQeelTwc was pretty nice, thanks dokyun who recommended it
>>688
Nooo problem. Check out Lester Young - Laughin' to Keep from Cryin'. You can find it on slsk.
I hate being misunderstood or misrepresented, but I don't feel like making the effort to correct them either...
Yowch a tiny shred of cereal is stuck in my gums
Use your myoinositol hexakisphosphate, children.
That's a pretty good joke, there, but would it work as... tablecat?
Long graduation fingers
People staring at me down the street, have you never seen a guy carrying a bucket of cakes before?
700 is such a nice number. It brings back pleasant memories of the "700 on the 7000th" thread.
Ｔｒｙ． Ｔｒｙ． お嬢様
It's not too late, you know.
>>695
Did you have 40 cakes? Because if so, that's as many as four tens, and that's terrible.
Gosh, it's a bit grim, isn't it?
MARRY ME
I had a dream in which somebody bumped one of the Grandpa threads. I believe this was a premonition.
I had a dream in which somebody PayPal'd me ￡10.
Please do so now. It'll be funny and stuff.
Do you want to toast a toast?
I always thought it was ridiculous how many films, works of literature and so on dealt with estranged father-son issues. Now I have my own, of course. Is this really so common?
I finished my bucket of cakes already, now I have a useful plastic bucket.
Gosh, I think I got a bit carried away there.
Exams are tiring.
Crossed its legs and stole the head
The meat always disappoints.
Tonight, I'm going to have a tea party.
I saw Kendrick Lamar live before he went big
It's the best conduit. How could I have neglected it so long?
Void your bowels for me, girl.
Oh man was it the risotto that gave me this horrendous flatulence?
Why is anime always in Matroska?
My friend is writing fanfiction of my dating life and it's hilarious.
I've been watching anime via CR of late. Really I'm not getting any difference between it and torrenting.
>>720 None of the anime I've downloaded is in Matroska, but I mostly stream it from wherever I can find it
My mouse is broken and I had to navigate all the way here using keyboard only. Let this be a warning to you all: learn your keyboard shortcuts while you can, you never know when you'll need them!
Girls are impressed by my hotkey knowledge.
Wildlife analysis.
>>725
Get pentadactyl for firefox.
I will spend at least 3 hours trying to sleep tonight.
A fellow Dokyun has requested that I write about happy things. A few nights ago, I had a midnight tea party with my waifu, and it was positively delightful. Tonight, we shall share a bowl of cherries and listen to some Penguin Café Orchestra together. Life is wonderful.
This is unnecessarily hard! Is this supposed to be a kids game?
Does anybody on the internet trust me? Should anybody?
>>734 The Legend Of Spyro: The Eternal Night, the second in the gritty Spyro reboot trilogy. Some of it is quite frustrating, not helped by cheap deaths and slightly-dodgy mechanics
Would you lie with me and, just forget the world?
OH MAN, I FUCKING LOVE MENSTRUATION CRAMPS SO MUCH!
>>737 Yes, I took it back and got a refund. Since then I also found another Spyro game, Dawn Of The Dragon, in a charity shop, which was badly scratched so I took it back. It was the third one in the trilogy anyway, so we got the first one and finished it, and now we're on the second one. It's kinda nice to think that in the grand tapestry of the human race, I'm part of a probably quite small pigeonhole of "People who have returned 2 Spyro games for refund"
I understand, I won't force you to play, but if you did vomit on stage it would be pretty rock 'n' roll!
I love menstruating girls!
>>742
One would usually menstruate blood. What you're experiencing is childbirth.
My room is now a moth sanctuary.
Talisker and cheap cherryade, delightful!
Cause of death: Moé overdose.
So nice to see all my old friends
Eating healthy is too damn hard.
Durarara is great.
I need to improve my recall.
So the moral of the story is "let your cold bitch wife drown."
I have had the chance to experience death through dreams a few times now. I distinctly remember the first time: I instinctively leaped after my dog when he slipped off a cliff. An entirely unique feeling rose in my chest, a lump of excitement and sadness. Time slowed down, or more accurately my thoughts sped up, and I realized I had crossed the point of no return, I was falling to certain death. I grimly accepted the end and mentally professed my love for my family.
In my most recent death-dream, I was at a town meeting when a mad samurai ran in and began to argue and threaten. I stood up to try to stop him, but he sliced off my arm, then sliced me in half. Pain was there but an afterthought. That unique feeling returned. I grimly accepted the end. "Well, this is it. Time for my last thoughts. ... I love <enter girlfriend's name here>!"
I suppose it's nice I have the ability to consider other people in my last moment. I wonder if this is what dying is really like?
Expecting a coffee-flavoured filling to this white chocolate for breakfast - white and fluffy, vanilla creme, nice! Ewww wait it's lemon
Yes, I feel everything.
Zookeeper
Well, it only took twelve episodes, but they finally kissed one another. Worth the wait as well, I'd say.
And now I pray my mother doesn't let me down.
i wonder how my new neighbours will take it if i start making lots of loud noise...
The flat next to the living room is vacant, but I met some African ladies going into the flat down the hall. And I heard people banging about last night upstairs.
>>761
This reminds me of how the woman who lives upstairs has not made any noise in months.
I do not miss her screams at 4 in the morning.
I wonder if she's alive.
Time for Tekken!
Oh my gosh, umbrellas!
D'aww, what a lovely girl. The boy is a damned psychopath though.
I will not relinquish my emotional investment for the sake of your ugly little flowers.
My captcha is "doche"
It's as if he did that little show just for us
It's you! 093!
I am the overthinker. I overthink.
>>772
If you want to know what I was referring to, Google "093" and click the first result that isn't a submarine.
time is running out
For mother Russia!
Worst idea. That last part anyway.
I miss the days when I was rarely sober.
Stop staring at me little snake I want to masturbate
It's like they don't know me
Midnight drive 2 wasn't as fun as midnight drive 1.
Call me onii-chan.
Ahhh what a lovely clean desktop!
I heard people arguing outside last night, in my head I imagined quite a fat lady, she was tearfully shouting "I don't know what I've done wrong, please tell me"
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a dogsitter!
In a room: one traitor and five honest men.
Who's still left standing when the performance ends?
(๑╹◡╹) What a lovely, quiet, well-behaved doggy!
I wish she'd stop telling me all her secrets, it's hard enough to love her knowing nothing
Well, I could just go to sleep, but that would be admitting defeat.
I want to make a cool stylesheet for my Kareha board but coding these things is a pain in the rear!!!
Do you understand life? Do you?
I wish all the -pa threads were combined into a -pa superthread. It's so hard keeping up with all the complex stories and the many memorable characters.
They call me BIG BANGER - "I've got to get to the gas canisters"
It felt a bit like when you bite into what you think is a soft fluffy fudge chocolate and it turns out to be turkish delight
Food food food foood fodof ofod fofodfod fofodf dofdofo ffdo fof df
Gettin' rude on the dancefloor, talkin' to the deejay asking 'im for more 'n' more
Oh no! Lesbian ambush!
I just don't understand.
comediennes are rarely funny - but not never
I still miss my beloved CRT monitor.
Dennis the Mance
This pastry must be nearly as hot as the sun!
Success! Tanasinn is safe!
There's not much I hate more than Waterloo Road
I know what I want, but I don't know how much I want it.
I hate the fact that I have to be human in order to be able to hate being human.
The long straight road up and through the tunnel outside my house seems to be a popular place for car boys to show off how loud their cars are.
Pill-hip See-more Cock-man
Supermarket-brand noodles-in-a-cup and toast for lunch
no one posts on my bbs orz
What if I just differentiated it?
Put-down potato.
Useless.
All my useless advice~
>>he doesn't know Tokiko's website
Fucking newfags. /dqn/ used to be so much more.
>>816
Other than the Citadel, Tablecat, and Treeboard there really is no other boards that are worth DQN knowing.
What a horrible word, and from a self-proclaimed expert no less!
Hehe すみません, DQN
Hah! Oh Tamao-chan, you are a card.
52!
relaxed
poop coming from butt
My greatest problem in life is that my palm is too spongy.
Let's not do the time warp again.
This is for your own good. Now, hold very still, and...
biscuit - bisquit
2 pizzas for tea!
Apparently there's a rumor going around that I'm a "pro listener"
Hiking up my prices
Irisu Syndrome is slightly too good.
Chips
King KooKoo Chicken is back
I have now ceased to want anything. This is such an odd sensation.
What a minter!
Where should I put this dead mouse the snake didn't want to eat? I was thinking of making a little top hat for it and propping it up somewhere downtown in the city centre.
No one's showing up for my stream. I expected a much better turnout. Maybe it's too early.
This filter was supposed to be quiet but it rattles.
Finally got through a whole thread of 15760 desktop backgrounds, and I took about 130ish from it
>>841
Mine's just a boring grey background. I was using the Indian head for a while, but I always come back to grey. What did you find?
>>842 Lots of different things... a couple of Sonic ones, a bunch of Calvin+Hobbes ones, some pretty ones, some colourful ones... lots of different things. I like to keep things fresh, and also having a bit of an OCD I couldn't just look at the first couple of pages, I had to get through all 158. The last one I got and my current one is a cute sort of PC98 style pic of a VW Beetle.
The thread was on 7chan, a couple of months ago I was looking through it and a guy that was there at the time said "oh is this like someone's tumblr made to look a bit like 4chan" I wanted to shit on his face, though for a bunch of reasons besides that
>>845 I looked at it not that long ago for the first time and thought it was neat but I've not been back since, it was only a month or two ago so I assume it's still there. The main discussion seemed to be that people were taking what was mundane and what wasn't too seriously in regards to moderation.
I had been going through that wallpaper thread since about January but I don't really go on 7chan at all.
>>844
7chan is only passable because their /cd/ board is above average.
Baby stepper!
Baby stomper!
I'm probably Satan.
A Fluttershy ring and a Fluttershy rubber free with the magazine! Double score!
Went
Get this huge phallic monument away from me.
P B Brewskies
I'm going I'm going
I'm going to the post office.
Aww yeah I'm now a "Marauder"
$3.64 overdue fee. Can you believe it?
Is this guy talking to himself?
Doraemon is so cute.
I played the first Animal Crossing game yesterday to see if I might want to get New Leaf. I didn't think I would actually enjoy it, but I did.
>>863
You should also look forward to Pokemon X/Y. You'll be able to pet your own espeon there!
I want to tear out your heart and eat it raw.
Melvin
"The Husband Becomes a Lunatic".
Cacciatore with a twist of lime
The PERFECT Tevye
Tsukihime is very long.
If I keep posting here long enough, one of these times my captcha will be waifu.
IRONBOUND!! THE TORTURE NEVER STOPS!!
Fuck I had a weird dream
Defeated by a mere omelette - oh, the humiliation!
Maybe... couscous with tuna, sweetcorn and peppers for lunch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAgv665J14 is the worst thing I've ever seen
What would the world be like if there was no delete or backspace button on any computer keyboard?
Me so hungree
I think I might've done something terrible.
Norton
Hey guys, remember when somebody drew a dragon on his butt with a green marker and posted it in one of the threads?
Which thread was that? I can't find it.
Got my first hatemail from a sore loser on Tekken - "hope ya mam gets cancer ya gay little cunt"
Haha it makes winning sweeter!
It's John Lobb
I don't understand the premise of Gamecenter CX
>>882
Oh yeah, I remember that. I threw together some music called DRAGONASSTATTOO for it even though it wasn't really a tattoo.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/700,701
>>888 I've listened to your juke track about my bum 12 times according to iTunes
I don't know what the hell to do
This thread is like anonymous twitter.
How many bomps does it bomp to bomp the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
Spiders can't tan, man.
RT @892 This thread is like anonymous twitter.
>>886
GCCX is about a Kansai-accent speaking guy (specifically comedian Arino Shin'ya playing himself) who plays old (mostly popular-at-some-point) video games as if it were a salaried job at a Japanese corporation.
A good number of these games are hard as balls and not only does he get through some very difficult games, he also fails spectacularly at others (many of these he's playing blind). Sometimes it's comedic antics that do him in, though.
As a side effect, you get to learn a bit about the history of video games from a Japanese perspective.
>>896
No I mean why is there a company paying a guy to play 20 year old games? Are the higher ups in the company just doing it for shits and giggles
>>897
For entertainment, and a lot of people are thoroughly entertained by it.
Why are people paid to sing or act? We all know those are for recreation. Real work involves shooting people and digging pits.
>>898
So is his game playing being recorded and broadcast on TV part of the universe's canon?
>>897
He plays the games because that's his job.
If you still have a hard time activating your suspension-of-disbelief circuits, I offer two separate interpretations:
I installed a copy of Win7 that I got through my school, on one of my friends computers. But the activation code will not work and the call center directed me to a department that is closed for the weekend.
Someone please talk me out of paying $200 for a shirt.
DON'T DO IT >>904-SAN YOU CAN GET PLENTY OF NICE SHIRTS IN CHARITY SHOPS
>>906 The colors on that shirt could cause epileptic seizures. Please don't hurt people that have epilepsy.
I missed you without even knowing it.
I'm already significantly above average height here in England. If I went to Japan, I would tower above everyone like some sort of nightmarish bearded demon.
Good night, my love.
vanguard
You dare defy me? The man who defeated the Kawasaki rose?
If I'd put in the fridge when I thought about it, it would be ready by now.
I will take you.
The only thing on my mind is murder!
taaaake oooonn meeeee (take on me)
From whence can I acquire a frilled frock?
Stop playing the ucnle one
Delicious wasp sandwich.
You vile nog
Well gosh, maybe it is just me.
"Social Justice"
Does anyone know where I can get some ice tea?
There is no hope for us.
THROW A CHEESEBURGER AT A COOL GUY AND HE’LL DIE
I like soft sunlight. I wish I was awake during these hours
I win again!
Sugar cinema
Permutation
Donded life
Won't you lend your lungs to me? Mine are collapsing. Plant my feet and bitterly breathe up the time that's passing. Breath I'll take and breath I'll give pray the day's not poison. Stand among the ones that live In lonely indecision.
I've been having very vivid dreams for the last several days. I wonder what's causing it.
Nothing happened in June.
Just had kimchi
Was not ready
Oh fuck I hope it's not an infection or cancer.
>>937
Having just measured my height for the first time in several years, it would appear that I am 183cm tall.
I cannot deal with all these explosions.
There simply aren't enough hours in the day for all this procrastination.
Crowdlands
Sundries Tomatoes
Pink ribbons, oh my!
Oh I'll 掻く your 耳!
Hartford
Shitkatapult
Loony Tune
Ape Escape has cute apes.
Rape an Ape has ape rape.
Can we just finish these threads today? I want to wake up to thread 13 tomorrow afternoon.
If I go home my hands will turn to butter
Luckily the knot stays tight.
It's time for crime!
Murderous stabbing moé.
>>957
I too am sick of having two of these threads on the front page at once. The novelty has long since worn off.
Hairy manko.
"I don't need to write it down, I'll just remember it." What the hell did I think that about?
"Concentric" is a nice word.
Teeth-shredding anger!
>>906 That is actually very nice, $200 though? I don't know... I guess if you got the money honey
>>936 I dreamt last night that I had read secret documents about these one-winged spy planes that could cause massive destruction somehow, and then I saw them being launched later; big white coils of metal, then a wing uncurls and a tailfin, and they spun off like boomerangs, or those seeds that fall spinning rom trees, then I woke up with sleep paralysis
>>952 What did you get? I think I got a Modeselektor album from shitkatapult
>>957 I feel all out of sorts when I miss DQN or a couple of days so I always like to catch up on all the posts I missed. It's been interesting seeing what times the two threads get most posts, when some people go to sleep and some come post, but I am also looking forward to righteous consolidation.
This chap does an awful lot of clapping.
My in-laws are all so lovely!
>>968
Mine involved international conflict (mostly N. Korea and Japan but it was going to lead to a world war), popcorn, me getting angry, raping houseplants for store discounts, and my furniture missing.
When I read >>969 I imagined that shitkatapult was a site where you sign up and send random shit to random people and get random shit in return. I was disappointed to google and find it was just a normal music label.
>>975
Well that would be really fun to do. Someone should make this
Redneck people
The color is orange when it should be blue
I'm worried we're going to end up with two different #12 threads and the existing #13 thread going simultaneously.
I don't negotiate with runaway trains
I want to hunt wild boar.
>>982
Stop watching Thomas the Tank Engine you autistic sperglord.
TEAM OSPREY BBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kreuzritter
Ok I'm ready
to finish this thread
by myself.
Someone else
better handle the other one
because I only have enough
thoughts left in me
for one thread.
I can already feel my brain emptying.
I can't think much longer.
Aaaaaauuurgh!
I'm done for. . .
shitty thread is over
