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I think there might be a feminist under my bed.
I think there might be a bed under my bipotion.
I didn't think I could pull it off, but I managed to masturbate five times in a row. Now I really need a smoke and something to drink before I die of dehydration.
I think I might be more feverous than usual.
But the only thing you really need to know is what happens when she blows on her flute.
chatte
your body is a temple
cleanliness is godliness
>pull it off
>masturbate
I see what >273 did there.
>>273
In a row and not in a day? How? Teach me this feat, I want to do it too.
That's spectacular.
I should have stuck to masturbating like >>273 did. Some bitch gave me hpv and now I'm gonna get dick cancer.
I spend my "HTML class" time watching from ex-military tattooed idiot ask weird questions and fail at uploading his broken files to the class production server.
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fucking autocorrect
Why do nerdy fandoms separate into two rival camps so much? Off the top of my head, there's:
Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Marvel vs. DC
Sega vs. Nintendo
Touhou vs. Kantai Collection
Kyoto Animation vs. SHAFT
>>281
Eesh, is you dick covered with that ugly flaky stuff now? The worst part is that you can get the virus from public places without even sexing anyone.
>>284
The non-nerdy do this just as well. Look at any political ``issue'' or sports team rivalry.
>>287
Nerds.
Their last few shows were a trainwreck but Koufuku Graffiti seems pretty good. And I won't believe that anyone legitimately disliked Hidamari Sketch or Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei instead of just pretending to to troll.
>>288 SZS is objectively good. I can see why someone wouldn't like, say, Bakemonogatari though. Lots of fourth wall breaking and quick back-and-forths and weirdness possibly for the sake of weirdness.
I'm not a fan of Kyoto at all, but I don't really think there's a rivalry between the two, because the shows they make are totally different in a way that the other rivalries >>284
cites aren't.
Also, this guy
>>286
is right. Go to a college football game, which is about as far from an anime or sci-fi/fantasy con as you can get - exactly the same shit.
>>284
Pfft, "vs", really? It's Star Wars, who cares, Nintendo, Touhou, Kyoto Animation obviously.
PFFT! PFFT!
>>288,289
Sayonara was just too oddly paced and I couldn't get through the first episode of Bakemonogatari.
I could see how a native speaker could enjoy them, with Sayonara's quick-fire pop culture references and what I gathered to just be badly subbed wordplay in Bakemonogatari (but which looked suspiciously like a boring 24-minute conversation between two kids in an empty park), but to me they were just entirely inaccessible and I find it difficult to believe any other non-native who hasn't lived there for a good few months can say they genuinely enjoyed either show as much as the creators truly intended.
I mean, I can see Kantai Collection's pedophiliac appeal with all that "they are decades-old ships" guise. Yet, it's not for us – true weeaboos – who value and cherish Japanese culture, history and religion as their own.
I swear, if I had a small amount of money for every time one of these bitches tells me to ’΅γͺκ I'd have a large amount of money by now.
I've just been pwned by the Oxford Dictionary. It's a new very strange feeling of utter helplessness.
he spent whole days in his room, wearing headphones lest he disturb anyone
Dicks
I wish to focus on becoming the little girl in real life. Goodbye dokyuns.
>>267
He would be one of those guys who posts giant walls of text and has a really pretentious signature. He would also probably be a mod, have a really high post count, and be involved in IRC circlejerks.
>>298 I don't think the little part is really medically possible right now. Also I said I was leaving, autism-quotes-kun.
>>297 this is not an issue of the "real world". You can only truly become the little girl in your mind.
A function for ghosts.
Ah, I shouldn't have read about my Alma mater (not to be), I'm sad now.
I love gluten.
I love glutes!
We know how to have fun where I live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV0P9lr4654
You're not very good at this...
I wish it was spring already.
I want Letty to leave
I gotta bitch of an itch.
The reason why we aren't visited by time travellers is that we have no future.
I really, really don't want to leave the house again.
I'd like to be able to leave the house entirely on my own terms.
background music
A nice cup of tea and a sticky bun.
I want a rainbow for my birthday.
Savescumming is a sin against human nature.
I browse but rarely post.
Fuck yeah, it's snowing!
HERE TOO!
Not here.
I got friend dumped by three people, in unison. Just before my birthday. I really would like to die in my sleep. That would be nice.
catgirls in heat
i could listen to only VIPTRONIC, DQN ELECTRONICS, BaI ELECTRONICS and vocaloid for ever and my life would probably feel a lot better
I want to have a song in an new DQN ELECTRONICS album but I don't want to make a thread for it.
Maybe tying my legs together wasn't such a great idea after all.
How come there are many bands/musicians who write songs about historical events?
Jenny Craig said, "you know this kid?"
I said I didn't but I know he did
So I watched that "throw like a girl" superbowl commercial and wondered why they were just as spazzy after the Chicks Are Awesome You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Sexist Shitlord part as they were before.
>>334
Chicks suck at sport anyway. My little sister wanted to play-wrestle, but she couldn't even get back up after I leg-slammed her. Fucking girl.
No shit. My sister ran away and cried after I elbow dropped her.
THE FORWARD UNTO DAWN!
I will destroy this exam. And the homework.
I wonder how the world would go on if I weren't here. I know there's at least a few people who appreciate my presence, but would they miss me if I had never been in their lives to begin with? Would they lie awake at night, some faint itch in the back of their head telling that something is missing? For that matter, is something - or someone - missing from my own life? How would I ever know?
I pee pretty often cause I sit on my butt on the computer all day drinking tea and when I get up to stretch my legs I realize I had to pee.
>>334
I turned it off at the halftime show, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was watching the same kind of cavalcade of degeneracy that I might have seen at a Roman orgy. Maybe it's just because I was drunk but watching it really made me feel physically ill.
>>339
You can lie to yourself and think that the empty part of your life is actually a close friend or a significant other that you should've meet but didn't, but honestly, can you possibly imagine missing someone you haven't even met? Do you even care for strangers around you that actually do exist? Do you weep for any of the 105 persons that just perished last minute?
مرگ بر اسرائیل
After two of my friends "broke up" with me I've been feeling pretty suicidal. I just want to be done. I won't actually do it but I'd be nice to die in my sleep.
>>332 do you mean are, or aren't? Because I don't think historical events are a huge theme in music.
I would do it though, if I could write songs and/or was in a band. Fuckers remake the same dogshit love song ten billion times, but has anyone wrote a song about the Battle of Cannae? Not that many, I bet.
Odenpa Stadio really has lots of lewd wordplay in their songs.
What the hell did I do to her?
Quit your whining, cat. I already fed you.
yeah
spare the noid and spoil the pizza
If you release the emergency mittens and scroll up really fast the mittens float upwards too.
I'm gonna rest 'cuz I'm the best!
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I'm not a fan of the answer to my question. It didn't answer anything and contained unnecessary references to testicles and anal sphincters.
FAILED MY MATY EXAM. TIME TO VIDYA GAEM FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND. LET THE HEALING BEGEN.
When is he getting hereee
I wish Amazon would hurry up with my package.
Personal life going to be amazing, professional life going mediocre. Much better than the other way around.
It's just like that one where one of the main characters turns out to be a tree.
The pigeons around here behave very strangely.
Fuck off, autumn.
I like how the stage theme reaches a climax right before the end and then drops and you're sitting there for a few seconds waiting for the boss to appear.
Thank goodness it isn't three o'clock any more.
urban exploration
I had 10 days to prepare for an exam. I wasted the first 5 doing nothing, so now I'm going to do nothing for 5 days since I already missed my chance at studying