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Off with my head!
http://i.imgur.com/jj5WFrx.jpg
bring back ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Since I used two-day expedited shipping, some poor UPS driver is out there right now pulling a double shift driving into the night through the rain and snow to deliver my rubber vaginas. Thanks, guy.
Watch Vsauce everyday
I don't know what that means.
Well the sticklebacks aren't going to thank me.
caca carrot cake
BUSH DID JEWS
JEWS DID SEVEN ELEVEN.
I hate routines, but I also hate change.
"You can rebuild a home; you can't rebuild a life when you are dead, can you?"
>>615
Make it a routine to change, then you'll hate everything.
I can't remember the last time I was this tired.
>>617
"a routine to change" is a remarkably accurate description of my life atm
I was playing Touhou the other night when I finally felt it. I had finally become tanasinn, if only for a moment. Don't think, just dodge.
Bionic gaynus
Cider is great.
Trayvon Martin e-mailing from the grave
I have to go.
I played a Yuu Yuu Hakusho game I didn't like. Does that mean the game should be called Yuu Yuu Hakuso?
The hottest girl is sitting next to me but she is gay and aauuuuugh.
>>627
Being a lesbian only makes girls cuter. I don't know why that is.
yeah it's pretty good
~Uguu~~
I could type anything here, and it would make no difference.
Sleep on time with warm cider
nig
I am therefore I think.
You shall be properly respectful before the Negus of Niger.
bur gur
my ass needs relacing
I was told there was a product called Cheese Wackies that were bas relief processed cheese slices with famous people on them. The example given was Benjamin Franklin. On cheese.
I don't know if I believe it, but there is an expired trademark for that name...
Cheese Wackies, imported from France, under The Laughing Cow trademark, is an orange colored, process cheese spread snack in the form of animal and clown heads representing circus figures. Each retail package, which is 3.5 oz. net weight, contains six cheese heads each weighing 0.58 oz.
Maybe it's better this way.
>>640
Good find. I love this:
>Whether the Cheese Wackies are classifiable in subheading 0406.30 as processed cheese or in subheading 0406.90 as other cheese.
I kind of want to know what other products are in this category.
absolutely haram
なんでなでなで
i am almost sure i am not supposed to be able to have that come from my butt
萌え萌えパンチ、萌え萌えビーム
Expect regular Control Tower updates from this Thursday onwards! But probably none before then.
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I should get drunk some day
shit+boon=0
I saw my first butterfly of the year! I just happened to look out the kitchen window as I was making breakfast, and there it was: a little fluttering shape, swimming through the mid-morning sunlight, before slipping over the fence and out of sight. It was too far away and the wrong angle to tell what type it was.
But... somehow, it's perfect. The unexpectedness, the ephemerality, the way it barely seemed to be there at all - as though it might've just been a trick of the light. Like a ghost. Somehow, it embodied everything a butterfly is supposed to be.
Move for me
You rife changes efery ting!
i was going to post something of my own, but >>655 enchanted me with that butterfly thing
>>661
All the stuff about butterflies and ghosts and ephemerality just made me think of Touhou.
If this is pregnancy I'm glad I'm not a female.
gaynus
I didn't get Fight Club. I mean I got the whole thing about whatshisface being crazy and actually having been Tyler Durden the entire time, the part I don't get is why all the bored and frustrated white-collar office worker guys thought they had to be all secretive about beating each other up to release their frustrations, why didn't they just go to a boxing gym or join a martial arts club or something?
Personally, I preferred the "rumba rumba rumba rumba" one.
bure bure bure bure bure bure is the best.
Count of Monte Crisco
niggot
Wait, is this from the point of view of the cake?
Is it possible to deep throat oneself? Asking for a friend...
Like, did someone think "awesome, this dog has a moustache" and then this dog found himself getting all the dog-pussy he could dream of?
I've been constipated for 6 months and I can't tell when I'm hungry any more.
HELP
NO MORE TOILET TISSUE ANYWHERE
PUBLIC TOILET
PLEASE SEND HELP
It's vitally important to have a variable for whether or not the protagonist wears glasses.
FRAPPPPPPPP
No, Nietzsche isn't that cute.
Come on James, saying that something is "heinously anus" doesn't even make sense, you just said it because it rhymes.
vc: goy
I am the daughter of a southern country.
ram it in the gaynus
anagram of subtext
4-ch.net should move to .moe
...or wait until .saitama appears.
the anticlimax of my confession somehow burns harder than straightforward rejection
I'm glad to see I can still hold my own when it comes to origami. Muscle memory is a force to be reckoned with.
Boko Haram is old and busted, IS is the new hotness
I just realized that the icon for archive.org is a greco-roman style museum/library, rather than a trash can.
One day I'm gonna have to fight that other denpasong-loving DQN to the death for nanahira's hand in marriage.
>>690
(´・ω・`) Submit now and you and Kaorin can watch us get all rabu rabu kyun kyun together.
I nneed it.
When will a really good waifu simulator connected to some kind of VR thing come out on the market? The first developer to do this will basically be printing money. They would be able to do that thing in Scrooge McDuck where he swims in pools filled with gold coins.
I keep finding ladybirds in my bathroom. On the windowsill, on the door lintel, on the floor, and, twice now, actually on my toothbrush. Somehow it makes me happy to find small living things in my home, but I'm not sure why.
Become a strawberry.
So, what happened in the last couple of weeks whilst I was away?