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>>949
Hundreds of languages there too. About 60% of the population speak a tonal language we call Mandarin, about 20% of the population (mainly along the coast) speak a non-tonal language we call Cantonese. 20% of the population speak more than a hundred different languages and local dialects, all mutually unintelligible--Fujianese, Hokkien, Shanghaiese, etc.
>>948
What language do you think those people speaking hundreds of different mutually unintelligible languages speak when they need to do business with each other? Hindi is the "official language of the union" of India, around half the population are fluent in it as a first or second language and it is the main language of commerce and government.
>>950
They are mutually unintelligible when spoken, but thanks to the logographic Chinese writing system are more or less understandable when written. And again, anyone who wants to do any kind of business with people from outside their local region learns Mandarin.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their lolis.
my therapist laughed at me
To cuddle your lolis, see them sleeping before you, and hear the soft, rhythmic beating of their heart through their flat chests.
>>954
Whenever I hear about therapists they always sound like jerks.
What's the difference between nerd-wannabe and nerd?
Nerd-wannabe masturbates furiously to new gadgets, whilst this materialism is alien to a proper nerd who is disillusioned about their usefulness and dreams about sex all day instead.
shitting on the floor
Code as data: specifying scores in a similar manner to C++ analog literals
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>>966 I wish I was a genius so I could genetically engineer cowgirls.
We would also holocaust all fatties, because they'd think that they were desirable since they have the bodies of cows.
>>967
Please don't overlook more carnivore-minded of us and make fox- and catgirls as well
If you create catgirls I promise to name my firstborn mathematical theorem after you.
"Togal looks offended."
snickers
I dream that one day there will be gynoids that look just like figmas.
I dream that one day I'll get a girlfriend.
aren't gynoids those weird dancing statues from animal crossing
How tall is archduke?
We'll forget it all with smiles on our faces.
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Have you seen my mojo? I can't seem to find it.
I hope I never use MATLAB again.
>>980
MATLAB is great. I'm doing some signal analysis using fast fourier transforms as I type this.
Open your window! Instant butterfly!
>>981
I'm jealous. I never got around to do any properly nerdy stuff.
Is that all?
I hope never to use Visual Basic again.
I guess I can start doing it again.
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I miss the days when words had meanings and weren't just random noises screeched at assholes by other assholes.
A little moth came and landed on the rim of my glass of water. I think it wanted an indirect kiss.
>>989
I sometimes need to vent overly politically correct frustrations (e.g. thoughts like "I can't call this nigger a nigger, because saying n-word isn't right!") from my mind too. tips fedora
I made a half-assed thread on 4chan yesterday and today I checked back on it only to see that it got over 500 replies. How come my good threads die early and my bad threads are successful?
FINALS ARE ALMOST OVER! HANG IN THERE GUYS! YOU CAN DO IT! GANBATTE! （ ﾟ∀ ﾟ）
That explains all those intern applications.
>>994
No they aren't! I still have two thirds left to go! My last week I have three exams in four days!
I wish I was a little girl so I could play dress up and feel cute.
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