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>>297 this is not an issue of the "real world". You can only truly become the little girl in your mind.
A function for ghosts.
Ah, I shouldn't have read about my Alma mater (not to be), I'm sad now.
I love gluten.
I love glutes!
We know how to have fun where I live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV0P9lr4654
You're not very good at this...
I wish it was spring already.
I want Letty to leave
I gotta bitch of an itch.
The reason why we aren't visited by time travellers is that we have no future.
I really, really don't want to leave the house again.
I'd like to be able to leave the house entirely on my own terms.
background music
A nice cup of tea and a sticky bun.
I want a rainbow for my birthday.
Savescumming is a sin against human nature.
I browse but rarely post.
Fuck yeah, it's snowing!
HERE TOO!
Not here.
I got friend dumped by three people, in unison. Just before my birthday. I really would like to die in my sleep. That would be nice.
catgirls in heat
i could listen to only VIPTRONIC, DQN ELECTRONICS, BaI ELECTRONICS and vocaloid for ever and my life would probably feel a lot better
I want to have a song in an new DQN ELECTRONICS album but I don't want to make a thread for it.
Maybe tying my legs together wasn't such a great idea after all.
How come there are many bands/musicians who write songs about historical events?
Jenny Craig said, "you know this kid?"
I said I didn't but I know he did
So I watched that "throw like a girl" superbowl commercial and wondered why they were just as spazzy after the Chicks Are Awesome You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Sexist Shitlord part as they were before.
>>334
Chicks suck at sport anyway. My little sister wanted to play-wrestle, but she couldn't even get back up after I leg-slammed her. Fucking girl.
No shit. My sister ran away and cried after I elbow dropped her.
THE FORWARD UNTO DAWN!
I will destroy this exam. And the homework.
I wonder how the world would go on if I weren't here. I know there's at least a few people who appreciate my presence, but would they miss me if I had never been in their lives to begin with? Would they lie awake at night, some faint itch in the back of their head telling that something is missing? For that matter, is something - or someone - missing from my own life? How would I ever know?
I pee pretty often cause I sit on my butt on the computer all day drinking tea and when I get up to stretch my legs I realize I had to pee.
>>334
I turned it off at the halftime show, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was watching the same kind of cavalcade of degeneracy that I might have seen at a Roman orgy. Maybe it's just because I was drunk but watching it really made me feel physically ill.
>>339
You can lie to yourself and think that the empty part of your life is actually a close friend or a significant other that you should've meet but didn't, but honestly, can you possibly imagine missing someone you haven't even met? Do you even care for strangers around you that actually do exist? Do you weep for any of the 105 persons that just perished last minute?
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After two of my friends "broke up" with me I've been feeling pretty suicidal. I just want to be done. I won't actually do it but I'd be nice to die in my sleep.
>>332 do you mean are, or aren't? Because I don't think historical events are a huge theme in music.
I would do it though, if I could write songs and/or was in a band. Fuckers remake the same dogshit love song ten billion times, but has anyone wrote a song about the Battle of Cannae? Not that many, I bet.
Odenpa Stadio really has lots of lewd wordplay in their songs.
What the hell did I do to her?
Quit your whining, cat. I already fed you.
yeah
spare the noid and spoil the pizza
If you release the emergency mittens and scroll up really fast the mittens float upwards too.
I'm gonna rest 'cuz I'm the best!
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I'm not a fan of the answer to my question. It didn't answer anything and contained unnecessary references to testicles and anal sphincters.
FAILED MY MATY EXAM. TIME TO VIDYA GAEM FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND. LET THE HEALING BEGEN.
When is he getting hereee
I wish Amazon would hurry up with my package.
Personal life going to be amazing, professional life going mediocre. Much better than the other way around.
It's just like that one where one of the main characters turns out to be a tree.
The pigeons around here behave very strangely.
Fuck off, autumn.
I like how the stage theme reaches a climax right before the end and then drops and you're sitting there for a few seconds waiting for the boss to appear.
Thank goodness it isn't three o'clock any more.
urban exploration
I had 10 days to prepare for an exam. I wasted the first 5 doing nothing, so now I'm going to do nothing for 5 days since I already missed my chance at studying
>>367
This. Study! You just want an excuse to give up right now, but you'll regret it if you do.
>>366
Honestly five days is a good amount of time. I failed my math exam because of not studying. I feel terrible. Please study anon.
I'm really bad at studying. I blame high school and college for being too easy; I never had to study. Now if there's anything more advanced that I want to learn on my own, I just can't bring myself to study for it. However, thinking "I need to study" can be a good impetus to do something else useful, because you can rationalise it.
All this goes to say is that I think >>366 should clean the house or exercise to avoid studying.
"Shi" in Dvorak layout corresponds to Russian "w" (incomplete "wp" - "arse"). It also carries on the meaning, just as you would exclaim "Oh shi-!" in English, it would be "O, w-!" in Russian.
>>366
You should avoid self-fulfilling prophecies, if anything they ruined my life. But still, 5 days is a lot of a time for studying. If you need to memorize something try to revise it a couple of times per day.
But as >>370,371 you would probably want to clean in your desk/room/house/hard disk drive because it's a mess that distracts you/full of dust/you're tired of your surroundings.
Why do I have dandruff even though I use anti-dandruff shampoo?
>>374
Try changing your bed sheets. Or maybe your head just sheds some useless old skin. Or that shampoo was a rip-off.
What now? How can I just go about as though nothing's changed, as though the world is the same as I always believed it was? How can I not?
I don't see what's wrong with being addicted to masturbation.
It's cheap, safe and free. Plus it's fun!
I can't use Google Earth because I am terrified of it. The blackness of space around the Earth when you're zoomed out, the plunge towards the planet when you zoom in, the unsettling feeling of actually being above the Earth itself and looking down on everything. Looking at photos of planets etc. doesn't bother me at all; it's only this I have a problem with. I don't understand it.
>>378
like anything, it's fine in moderation, but bad in excess
It's true, you do feel great after going to the gym, after the stiffness and muscular pain is gone, that is. Who would've thought?
I can't wait until I have abs. I just want to have a flat chest and stomach.
I'm really tired of myself. I'm boring. Needy. And annoying. And unattractive. I want people to like me and desire to be around me. But if I were someone else I would not choose to be friends with me either.
Those were the first tits I've seen for a while, so I guess that's okay.
I've never understood why the full moon is considered "creepy" or "spooky". Personally I've always found it rather beautiful and peaceful.
Goonaight.
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I got dinner with someone and I didn't say or do anything awkward!
>>383 I'd like to tell you it's going to be okay, but that really could be a lie.
It's entirely possible though that you're also being way too hard on yourself and are overstating your negative qualities and not thinking about your positive ones. I know because I have done this and still do it all the time. Anyway, if you think you're boring, getting into an interest or hobby is a good way to be less boring.
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>>389
I do have some though. Archery, activism, books, law, politics, hiking, bushcraft, gardening, vidya, programming. Those are all just boring things that nobody wants to hear about.
Really the only thing that I at all like about myself are my eyes. My eyes are cool colors. The rest of my body and personality are undesirable.
>>391 in that case, you're not boring, because there are people around into all that stuff who like to talk about it. Maybe they are hard to find, though, because unless you're into sports it seems like it's hard to find anyone who shares your interests.
>>391
If you're unable to make and maintain friends with those hobbies you're most likely a gigantic faggot.
And here is paradise.
It's too bad that Nesticle is so far in the past now that no one will find it relevant if I make wisecracks about games that don't work right on it having Nesticular cancer.
MIPS!
I want to visit the aquarium!
She watches you because she loves you.
The wind, the snow, the birdsong, and someone is playing a piano in Woodbury.