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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 01:19

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901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 01:56

Why does Firefox suck so hard?

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 12:31

It's all just a figment of your imagination.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 13:11

I hadn't noticed.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 13:16

It fails the captcha on here always, and I mean literally ALWAYS, not as hyperbole. It also doesn't play some HTML5 videos correctly when Chrome does.

I tried uninstalling and reinstalling to see if it was an add-on issue, but no dice.

Firefox sucks.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 14:15

Interesting. I experience none of those issues.
Feel free to continue making sweeping generalisations based on a limited experience though.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 18:56

Firefox sucks because it is easy to be better than Internet Explorer, which fucking sucks.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 20:30

I use Firefox and I don't have those issues.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7907 21:30


909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 00:10


>Can't play some videos in HTML5 when Chrome does

Firefox doesn't support EME webdrm yet, you need an extension to view closed source HTML.
You're fucking up cacheing with the captcha, ctrl+f5 when loading the page and it won't happen.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 00:14

Every time I think I'm building up skill at the martial art I practice, I get a reality check and realize that I suck and would have difficulty fighting my way out of a wet paper bag, or defending myself against a cranky toddler.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 03:49

Teach me Hokuto Shinken.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 03:56

The martial art is not as important as the kiai.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 06:19

Then teach me to kiai properly, onii-chan!

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 06:58

Read manly manga for 10,000 hours.
Only then will you have mastered the kiai.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 12:35

I can hardly weight.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 19:07

So I bought a gaming keyboard figuring it'd be longer lasting and somewhat more accurate for typing, and it's crap so I'm going to return it and get a more expensive one with nifty multicolor lighting instead because that's far more awesome. I love spending too much for simple things for I am an American Man.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 19:14

also mechanical key switches so it's really noisy and bothers my roommate when he's trying to sleep while I'm clacking away writing nasty little 10,000 word perversions for Kindle so I can pay the rent and not have to get a job at Subway and wear pants ever again i hate pants they're so male and i want to be the magical little carp and swim and shit in a koi pond and not get eaten by a bear or big dog or shark or tasmanian devil or bull siberian musk hamster god those are the worst

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 20:24

Control Tower updates are temporarily on hiatus due to an exciting side project (you should be able to guess which one I am). If you've no idea what's going on, you should read this first.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7908 20:56

I'm really sad that Tablecat seems to have deleted their twitter account...

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 03:13

I want to use the phrase "as the crow flies" to refer to the shortest distance between two cities but I feel like I'd sound like a pretentious asshole fuck if I said that.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 03:27

maybe intelligent life did exist in the universe, and then it died out, which is why we seem to be alone

perhaps there is no such thing as life that can sustain itself for very long

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 05:36

Giving distances in any form other than driving distance is meaningless and will make people want to smack you, regardless of which pretentious archaic turn of phrase you use.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 08:21

Just you wait until we are all traveling by the most efficient method possible (by crow).

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 18:30

Are you the guy with the unicorn avatar?

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7909 18:50

No! Really, I thought the mittens were a dead giveaway!

My first update isn't until the eighth page, by the way.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7910 09:31

I can't die because I've never truly lived.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 05:43

I cannot wait for time to stop.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 08:07

be careful what you wish for

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 09:52

They are, >>924 was too lazy to read the thread.

Those succession games seem fun. I've read Boatmurdered and a couple of others before. It tempted me to try Dorf Fortress, but all those characters proved too much. I also spent too much time looking through the history of the world.

There was a dark fortress full of goblins who apparently never worked. There were a lot of children snatchers who kidnapped humans and dwarves alike, and exploited them and used them for entertainment: every year there was a wave of murders, young adults were killing each other in Battle Royale.

I suppose it was actually just the way sorting of events works, but it looked pretty damn impressive, because this happened for centuries. However, the tradition was slowly dying out as the list of deaths became shorter towards the end of world generation.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 11:48

Also, "It was inevitable."

captcha: bay

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 13:26

You should definitely give Dwarf Fortress another chance, it's well worth it! Honestly, the first time I tried it I was overwhelmed and gave up as well; it was only when I came back to it a few months later that I managed to get a fortress off the ground (or into the ground?) at all.

Though it has a very steep learning curve, it's actually not that difficult once you know how to do things. In fact, it's quite easy to just make a fortress completely sealed off from the surface, and be self-sufficient on farming produce. But it isn't fun. That's why players tend to deliberately go to war with the elves, send untrained soldiers to kill horrifying monsters in the deeps, flood the world with lava and so on.

As for the dark fortress, if I recall, goblins choose their leaders based on whoever kills all the other candidates. Kidnapped children from other civilisations, once they grow up, become members of the goblin civilisation and can compete for leadership. I've heard occasionally they actually wipe out the goblins in the fighting, so you end up with a goblin fortress inhabited entirely by humans and dwarves. It's still nowhere near the craziest thing I've seen happen in world generation.

Anyway, if you're feeling tempted, there's some tutorials here, and the forums are always very helpful to beginners. Have fun, and don't read anything marked "massive spoilers"!

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 14:06


933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 14:49

I've given Dwarf Fortress a serious chance many times, following many different tutorials and trying out various mods and tiles...but I just can't get into it. I think in the end I just need a game that holds my hand more. :[

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 15:08

Ah, that is a shame. I suppose it's not for everybody.

935 Name: >>930 : 1993-09-7911 15:24

I've tried DF a couple of times. But I felt like pseudographics coupled with a new (to me) management system were a high wall — and I wasn't patient enough to climb over it. I used to play telnet://nethack.alt.org before, so I tried the adventure mode. But I couldn't find an exit from a dwarven fortress where I spawned. Stole some decent looking gear from rooms, took a bit more in case I can sell it, got slowed down and gave up.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 22:00

Syobon please leave!

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 22:29

How do I wipe (purify? Edit?!) a neural network? Asking for myself.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7911 22:35

Have you tried gin?

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 03:29

Just take it to the dry cleaners.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 09:45

I just want to hug a loli and stroke her hair and tell her she's a good girl.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 12:48

>>938,939 after your suggestions I feel that instead of binge drinking or abusing solvents, I would prefer a precise approach like self-performed neurosurgery.

...Reminds me of a brilliant DIY tip about wrapping duct tape on a drill bit to avoid drilling too much.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 13:12

Lying exhausted in a pool of sweat and cum and shame after masturbating furiously for hours, and even then the feeling of just wanting someone to share a bed with and feel their breath on your neck and hands on your back and their warm body pressed up against yours doesn't go away.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 14:34

You can't fap away the loneliness and yearning for intimacy. In fact, it only makes it worse.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 14:35

So, it's almost 70 years since allies won WWII and leaders refuse to visit the Victory Date Parade in Moscow.

Just look at these nazis sucking on State Dept's chode: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Moscow_Victory_Day_Parade

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 14:51


946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 15:05

Even Kim Jong-un won't come. Ugh, the nerve of that motherfucker!.. I can't believe it!

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 15:49

If you think about it as a pure numbers problem, then if you were able to speak English, Chinese, and Hindi/Urdu then you could pick a person at random from the ~7 billion humans currently alive and have a 70% or so chance of being able to communicate with them.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 21:41

I was under the impression that in India, only a tiny minority actually spoke Hindustani and that most of the population spoke a hundred or more mutually unintelligible languages--Bengali, Gujarati, Assamese, Sindhi, etc., etc., etc., etc.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 22:21

And you have at least 2 Chineses

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7912 23:03

Hundreds of languages there too. About 60% of the population speak a tonal language we call Mandarin, about 20% of the population (mainly along the coast) speak a non-tonal language we call Cantonese. 20% of the population speak more than a hundred different languages and local dialects, all mutually unintelligible--Fujianese, Hokkien, Shanghaiese, etc.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 01:32

What language do you think those people speaking hundreds of different mutually unintelligible languages speak when they need to do business with each other? Hindi is the "official language of the union" of India, around half the population are fluent in it as a first or second language and it is the main language of commerce and government.

They are mutually unintelligible when spoken, but thanks to the logographic Chinese writing system are more or less understandable when written. And again, anyone who wants to do any kind of business with people from outside their local region learns Mandarin.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 04:43

What more is there to life>

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 05:06

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their lolis.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 05:38

my therapist laughed at me

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 06:33

To cuddle your lolis, see them sleeping before you, and hear the soft, rhythmic beating of their heart through their flat chests.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 08:58

Whenever I hear about therapists they always sound like jerks.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 09:42

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 09:48

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 10:16

I parse "the" separately.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 17:31

What's the difference between nerd-wannabe and nerd?
Nerd-wannabe masturbates furiously to new gadgets, whilst this materialism is alien to a proper nerd who is disillusioned about their usefulness and dreams about sex all day instead.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 19:50

shut up nerd
give me your lunch money

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 20:10

shitting on the floor

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7913 22:13

Code as data: specifying scores in a similar manner to C++ analog literals

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 0
C C o CccC C C o
k k s k k k s )

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 08:20

This joke took me way longer to get than it should have.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 17:34

I want a skinny girlfriend with big cowtits!

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 17:47

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 18:00

>>966 I wish I was a genius so I could genetically engineer cowgirls.
We would also holocaust all fatties, because they'd think that they were desirable since they have the bodies of cows.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:14

Please don't overlook more carnivore-minded of us and make fox- and catgirls as well

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 21:26

If you create catgirls I promise to name my firstborn mathematical theorem after you.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 22:34

"Togal looks offended."

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 01:23

I dream that one day there will be gynoids that look just like figmas.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 02:00

I dream that one day I'll get a girlfriend.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 02:06

aren't gynoids those weird dancing statues from animal crossing

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 04:53

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 08:21

How tall is archduke?

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 10:00

You are thinking of gyroids.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 10:53

We'll forget it all with smiles on our faces.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 10:58

dice key

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 12:01

Have you seen my mojo? I can't seem to find it.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 14:36

I hope I never use MATLAB again.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 18:44

MATLAB is great. I'm doing some signal analysis using fast fourier transforms as I type this.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7915 19:48

I hope I will use MATLAB again.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 10:52

Open your window! Instant butterfly!

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 11:08

I'm jealous. I never got around to do any properly nerdy stuff.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 13:26

Is that all?

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 19:15

I hope never to use Visual Basic again.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7916 20:07

I guess I can start doing it again.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 01:39

french canadians with mustaches

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 04:25

Nigger DQN Suicide faggot kike nigger Scribe Horse Door in the Wall black hole theology

I so egy

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 05:48

I miss the days when words had meanings and weren't just random noises screeched at assholes by other assholes.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 11:47

A little moth came and landed on the rim of my glass of water. I think it wanted an indirect kiss.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7917 18:27

I sometimes need to vent overly politically correct frustrations (e.g. thoughts like "I can't call this nigger a nigger, because saying n-word isn't right!") from my mind too. tips fedora

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 01:58

I made a half-assed thread on 4chan yesterday and today I checked back on it only to see that it got over 500 replies. How come my good threads die early and my bad threads are successful?

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 03:16


995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 03:52

That explains all those intern applications.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 10:14

No they aren't! I still have two thirds left to go! My last week I have three exams in four days!

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 21:17

I wish I was a little girl so I could play dress up and feel cute.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 21:23

>>993 your good threads leave nothing for other posters.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7918 21:25

check em

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