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I got dinner with someone and I didn't say or do anything awkward!
>>383 I'd like to tell you it's going to be okay, but that really could be a lie.
It's entirely possible though that you're also being way too hard on yourself and are overstating your negative qualities and not thinking about your positive ones. I know because I have done this and still do it all the time. Anyway, if you think you're boring, getting into an interest or hobby is a good way to be less boring.
dongers
>>389
I do have some though. Archery, activism, books, law, politics, hiking, bushcraft, gardening, vidya, programming. Those are all just boring things that nobody wants to hear about.
Really the only thing that I at all like about myself are my eyes. My eyes are cool colors. The rest of my body and personality are undesirable.
>>391 in that case, you're not boring, because there are people around into all that stuff who like to talk about it. Maybe they are hard to find, though, because unless you're into sports it seems like it's hard to find anyone who shares your interests.
>>391
If you're unable to make and maintain friends with those hobbies you're most likely a gigantic faggot.
And here is paradise.
It's too bad that Nesticle is so far in the past now that no one will find it relevant if I make wisecracks about games that don't work right on it having Nesticular cancer.
MIPS!
I want to visit the aquarium!
She watches you because she loves you.
The wind, the snow, the birdsong, and someone is playing a piano in Woodbury.
warm heater, warm food, warm heart
why
why not
All this porridge... going to waste...
I am too worried about computer and stuff, this is stupid...
I tried alcohol for the first time ever last night. It tasted like cough syrup. I don't know why people drink it.
passing trees blur the snow
Tires carry hopeful hearts.
Homeward bound.
To the couple 3 seats ahead of me on the bus kissing and cooing at each other: "Fuck you."
>>411 if it makes you feel better chances are pretty fair that they'll be broken up or making each other miserable this time next year.
¿͇̲̗͎̼͉̒̚ɥ̼̬͐̌̾̄ͦɔ̝̯͎̝̫̳ͫ̏̇͗͂ͣ́̓ʇ̗͇̳̯̯̏̂̐̿ͨ̆̑ᴉ̟̬̳͓̜̭̻͇̌̾ͮ͑͐͂̋q̻̱͎͖̹͉͉̦̓ͥͣ̚ ̹͔͎̱̙͈̳̲̯̈͑̏͆͑ͤ̿ͪ̑ǝ̹̩͙̆̿̄̍l̮̙̝̆̍̑̾ͥ̅͌̚ʇ̙̭̟͒̆͑̐ͯͭ̄͂̎ʇ̫͉͙̯͕̈́̓ͥͪ̾͒͌̿ͅͅᴉ̣̗͍̻͙̣̗͗̌̏̈́̀l͈̻̦͒̅ͭ͒̊͑̂͐ ̹͙̯̝͕̊ͮͫ̚ͅn͖͕͌̿̾ͨ̓́͂̅o̻̰̹̿ͯ̍ʎ̤̗͕̹́ͭ̒ͪͥ͗͛̿ ̲̥̽̈́̈͊͊̔̚'͓̼͖͍͓͎͆͐ͦ̈́̑̏ǝ̦̺̝͚̍ͅɯ̠̃̓̌ͨ̚ ̭͉̣̰̥̲̭̯͕ͫ̅͗o̯ͯ̅̍̆̿̃ʇ̙̯̰̱̱̱̥ͧ̌ͤ̃̔ ̲͙ͪ͐͊͋ʎ̤̗̜͇ͪ̋ͪ́̆́͂ɐ̬̜̯̼̟̤ͥ͐s̼̲͉̟̥͙̤̞̠ͯ̄̇͌ͬ̅͋̚ ̭̻̮̩̞̜͔̜͂̃̽̑̉͋̚ƃ͉͚͙̠͔͊̔ͮu̯͔̘̮̠͙̅ͥͮ̿ͅᴉ̯̝̠͚̯ͤ̃ͪͬͣͩ̚ʞ͖̠͔͉͖̘͖͉̞ͯ̆̌ɔ͙̘͕̟͇̾͒ͯͅͅn̖̻̭̗̰̆ͦ̂̏̒͌͒ͅɟ̣̠̱̅̂ ̮͇̄ͫ̇ͦ̓͆ʇ̟̦͎́̂̔͊͗͊s̻̻͈̳͎ͭ̚n͚̜̞͓͔ͫ̍ɾ̘͍̑̂ ̹̪̏n̖̖͓̞̹͇̊́̍o̻̩͍̫͈̹̗͒̔̍ʎ̜̠͔̩̒ͬ͆̂́̋ͪ ̥̠͖ͨ͌̅̽p̬̣͍̗̑ͨ̍̿͌̅ᴉ̼̹̫̖̒p͈͔̯͛͋̽͐̈̇͂ ͔͉͇̆ͯ͒̍ͅʞ̖͔ͨ̆̏̃̇ͦɔ͓̒͑̉̐ͧn̳͇̙̰̫͎̜̒̏ͅɟ̖̯͍̪͍͈ͩ̐͂̈́ͯ̇̋ͭͮ ͚͈̝͈̭̱̚ǝ͖̯̗̞̌͊ͮ͋ͧͨ̐̽ɥ̙͎̳̙̪̪̩̮̜̽̐̿ʇ͍̣̳̯̩̭͗ͩ̍͐͆͗ͅ ͈͍̞̠̝̭͈̪͉ͮ̇ͪ͐̚ʇ̲̙̖͖̘ͧ̇ɐ̰͎͇̲̯̲͖̹̦͂ͮ̈́ͩ̑̊̐ɥ̠̤͓̜͖͚̰̞̄̑̋M̗̜̞̘̯̭̘̍̒
Why does milk make me fart?
too cold
Constant internal state of existential crisis.
A senpai noticed me today
>>412
Hey, you know man, that does make me feel a little better.
>>419
But it still doesn't remove that bitter taste of moral decay of our society. People should have some decency to keep private matters private and quit making out on a fucking overcrowded subway train, for example.
I mean if somebody decapitated them right there and we were doused by their blood, I would rejoice.
...Or if at least some old grandma scolded them for the good few minutes and perhaps pushed them, that would suffice.
The stupid naked pizza delivery video was taken down from every porn site ever, holy fuck I could have downloaded it but I didn't. Fuck why is it so hot.
I wish I was drunk!! Only having a couple of glasses and getting halfway there is so unsatisfying.
Well, now we know.
I guess my mom is lactose intolerant. I wonder if that's something that is passed down from parent to child.
I hate lactose. Fuck that shit.
Kyun! Kyun! Kyun! Kyun!
asian-style mexican food
alcoholics anonymous is drunk legion
caramel chocolate hot coco yeah boyeeeeee
Programming is a strange and magical thing.
4chan is down so now I'm here
>>434
I'm waiting for the day when I start coding the codes once again. But it doesn't come...
>>434,436
I don't do anything else. I enjoy it, but I don't recommend becoming me.
That Suika girl sure is one heck of a demon.
Welp 4chan is up again
Goodbye!
moot is kill
Don't talk to me about purity.
Windows Gayght
I am yours.
briefly touching the hand of a cashier who gives you your change back
The way cats and dogs shiver sometimes when they stretch out is cute and makes the world a better place.
The one time I leave my house I get sick on the coldest days in years.
WWJD if he had to climb a wall of dicks?
Radiation is the best way to warm your heart.
A recent update has rendered my netbook's battery percentage report alarmingly specific. It's currently at 58.18%.
An error occurred during a connection to 4-ch.net. SSL received a record that exceeded the maximum permissible length. (Error code: ssl_error_rx_record_too_long)
Thought condensation nuclei.
Jews need to die violently and remain away forever.
Jews need to be embraced lovingly and remain here forever.
Tengu the Greedyjew
Happy birthday Andrew!
shitting out live insects
i2pchannel
I bet rich people make weird job opportunities. Like imagine if you were a billionaire. You could pay people to warm up your seats or pick the unpopped kernels out of your popcorn. That would look so weird on a resume.
>>464
When I was younger, a job I had looked very normal on paper, but it was obvious that the CEO could have automated all of my tasks in about 30 minutes if he had bothered. I think the positions in my section (there were about five of us) existed solely out of charity. I'm glad his charity didn't take the form of me picking out unpopped popcorn.
>>464
It always made me uncomfortable sitting in a seat with someone else's butt warmth still on it.
RAH RAH RASPUTIN
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
Instability is lovely. Instability. Instability. Instability.
sometimes people at the gym are jerks
My gym membership has expired, and I feel free.
My cat is sleeping on top of the water heater. Warmest place in the house right now.
I'm kind of jealous, even though it looks uncomfortable,.
My friend's mom was low quality but she got remastered and now he had to kill her with help from my other friend.
I have constructed an elaborate arrangement of gears, levers, pulleys, and counterweights that, when engaged, will cause me to penetrate my own anus with my own penis. Wish me luck.
I can't fuck myself in the ass, but I can suck my own dick.
>>477
Thank you. I am very flexible, but it's not something I was born with. Through hard work and lots of stretching, I have made myself flexible enough for such a feat.
GET SWOLE HUUURRRRAAAAGHE
Did you know that February 18th is international Asperger's day?
>>480
I thought they said Asperger's Syndrome is no longer a legitimate disorder on its own. People with ass burgers now just have "an autism spectrum disorder" instead.
This is my last post on a message board. Ever. I have begun to question what I'm doing with my life. I need to cut out bullshit, including SAoVQ, /dqn/, and other time-wasting websites. I need to become a new person. I hope you have a nice life. I'll try to have a nice one too. It just won't involve the internet, except for absolutely necessary things.
>>482
I hope you achieve what to want and I wish you good luck.
So there's what, five of us left now?
Shit.
Convect into my warm embrace.
>>482
Good luck man. When the IT department at my workplace decided to block me out of practically every messageboard ever, except for the ones their security software provider was not aware of, I interpreted it as a wake-up call to stop wasting time on these websites, which I duly and summarily ignored. I'm happy you are one step ahead of me on this internet addiction recovery thing.