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My gym membership has expired, and I feel free.
My cat is sleeping on top of the water heater. Warmest place in the house right now.
I'm kind of jealous, even though it looks uncomfortable,.
My friend's mom was low quality but she got remastered and now he had to kill her with help from my other friend.
I have constructed an elaborate arrangement of gears, levers, pulleys, and counterweights that, when engaged, will cause me to penetrate my own anus with my own penis. Wish me luck.
I can't fuck myself in the ass, but I can suck my own dick.
>>477
Thank you. I am very flexible, but it's not something I was born with. Through hard work and lots of stretching, I have made myself flexible enough for such a feat.
GET SWOLE HUUURRRRAAAAGHE
Did you know that February 18th is international Asperger's day?
>>480
I thought they said Asperger's Syndrome is no longer a legitimate disorder on its own. People with ass burgers now just have "an autism spectrum disorder" instead.
This is my last post on a message board. Ever. I have begun to question what I'm doing with my life. I need to cut out bullshit, including SAoVQ, /dqn/, and other time-wasting websites. I need to become a new person. I hope you have a nice life. I'll try to have a nice one too. It just won't involve the internet, except for absolutely necessary things.
>>482
I hope you achieve what to want and I wish you good luck.
So there's what, five of us left now?
Shit.
Convect into my warm embrace.
>>482
Good luck man. When the IT department at my workplace decided to block me out of practically every messageboard ever, except for the ones their security software provider was not aware of, I interpreted it as a wake-up call to stop wasting time on these websites, which I duly and summarily ignored. I'm happy you are one step ahead of me on this internet addiction recovery thing.
A little bag with "¨ΔΡ" written on the label.
For once I rode Greyhound without and crazies bothering me.
Minecraft is a bit like playing those DnD-like RPGs without Game Master.
"SJW" is like a cancer growth on a cancer that was "newfags" and other anything-fags. But this time it's everywhere, misrepresented by mis- and uninformed people. I quit a certain imageboard after "*fag"ging and lack of brilliance and originality became too much to bear. But this new drama is just a shit tsunami.
I'm getting drowned.
Did somebody link DQN on SAOVQ?
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
>>496
I have two pinned tabs, DQN and SAoVQ. Does nobody else? (I didn't do that though)
There are to many attractive people at this school.
penis
>>496
Rumor has it someone's been namedropping textboards on 8chan.co lately, which would explain the 4chan-style shitposting that's been going on (even on SAoVQ)
This machine cannot be fuelled by shota.
>>503 Where do we go now? The un-new shall be a stateless people.
Yeah! Hug that fish!
gooby plz
>>508
Oh please, none of us here have any friend!
But really, this place may be obscure but it isn't particularly good. We could benefit from some fresh blood. Not a lot as long as it's good blood and none of that 4chan mud.
Wrinkly dick
robot vaginae
I think about making an effort with the various programming text boards sometimes, but there are literally zero friendly posts on any of them.
Oh my, I think this must be the cartoon I watched as a kid that I used to think people were talking about when they referred to Speed Racer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hx-hEWl10c
Also what the fuck is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeN9vCYQZeM
The naked ep was kinda funny though.
Some day I will look back on this period of my life and be slightly disgusted.
What the fuck's wrong with people calling themselves "agender" and asking to refer to them as "they" or "it"?
I feel like a puffer fish who can't unpuff.
I wonder if they'll get Alan Dean Foster to do the novelization for the Lord of the Rings movies.
>>520
Nah, they got some JRR Tolkien guy that no one ever heard of, but he messed up on parts of the plot and added some stupid Tom Bombadil character.
Bombadildo
If I were a spider I'd crawl in there and lay thousands of eggs.
Metronomic Man Mashing
I still think of stuff from 2010 as "recent" even though it was almost half a decade ago.
>>526
I still think of any video game released after around 2000 as "modern".
Minecraft is 6 years old.
Skyrim is 4 years old.
Feels like both were released just a year ago.
lol I'm still finding new stuff in Skyrim. Gud gaem.
You'll certainly need to be consoled when I'm done with you!
>>529
Really, is it 4 years old now?! But I feel like I played it for a year than stopped for a few months, bought new DLCs on sale and wanted to try them "tomorrow or next week".
The future cuck: when your wife never puts out because she's saving herself for marriage.
This game is like a cross between Touhou and Irisu Syndrome. It... it's perfect.
Imagine working with a colleague you haven't really talked to before on a project, working pretty intensely on that project for about a week, and then a week after the project is complete greeting the same colleague in the hall and she looks at you like she's never met you before. And that happens more than once.
It hurts. Not that much, it's not like I'm in love with her or anything like that. But still, what the hell? Not even an acknowledgement? It honestly kind of pisses me off.
The internet only gets bigger and bigger as time goes on, so why does it feel like there's less meaningful and interesting content than ever before?
>>536
Old internet was based primarily around educational and gov't institutions, which stay in fairly constant supply, while an increasing number of Joe Averages have come in as the technology becomes more available. There's probably not less "meaningful and interesting" content so much as it hasn't grown as much as the everything else, proportionally.
Often I look at parts of my body and am surprised by what I see.
They're not bitches. They're very nice young ladies, and you love them.
But am I pretty enough
Szbeaszhuh is polish for animal. Apparently.
Death
OHAYOU OHAYOU
My need for social interaction doesn't seem to be nearly as strong as it once was.
Smoke, smoke, smoke that weed
Puff, puff, puff that weed
Can chinese cartoons be considered real art?
My need for human contact is far too strong this morning.
TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
I want to answer the question but I can't think of my own question.
Over the span of just the last 3 years, I dabbled in programming, game design, photoshop, graphic design, flash animation, pixel art, flash pixel art loops, music production, website design, website building, server maintenance, writing, lewd writing, language learning, history, art history, hiking, biking, jogging and gasp even social interactions.
Every time I get flared up for a couple of weeks or so, make some good progress and then get tired of it and forget about it. My quest for self-improvement will probably remain unfulfilled.
Seeing a dude with a "Tweety Bird" tattoo in a porno is all kinds of wrong.
un tan un tan un tan
>>556
What kind of porn do you need to look at to see that sort of thing?
This song makes my sleeves wet.
God bless you, Wolfram Alpha.
Really pushing it this time, aren't you?
One of my friends is out with his girlfriend, my other friend is out getting laid, I'm sitting here deciding to get drunk for the first time ever.
I gave the World2ch Historical Society Wiki a read through and it made me nostalgic for you guys. So hi.
Also, hope u got 10bux