Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
ゆっくりしていってね
Attack! Attack! Don't think! Attack! And when you're done attack him again!
Our collective mind is unstable. We feel that one wrong idea would make us collapse even if only briefly. Those who don't feel this way assume that stable ideas are equivalent to right ideas. What's led to our constant self-criticism through others and ourselves? What's led us to prematurely defend ourselves by being half sincere and/or vague? We see each other as agressors, and when we form ideas, we attack them as others might attack us, so we can ensure their safety. Rarely do we see a safe idea. Who would ever admit to an unsafe idea when they could be hurt? I know I wouldn't. So I'll continue to be vague at the expense of being comprehendable. And when I'm called out on my bullshit, I'll respond insincerely.
Neoneo
SAoVQ is dead,world4ch is dead, IIchan is dead, all who stood against the Elitist Superstructure are gone and only imitators stand in their wake.
Ignore those who lament false gods or erect dominions not our own, we reign supreme again under the mitten banner, free of Pax, VIPPER, and anonymous, now let us celebrate, because it is winter and we want to die.
I'm starting to feel affiliated, it is entirely unpleasant, what is the remedy to this?
I'm pretty sure all the people complaining are actually horses.
It's not not funny. In fact, it is funny.
SAoVQ has been long dead.
Is the DQN webring still a thing or did that go away with google's investment in webrings?
function start(){
setTimer(putCircle, 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001);}
What a shitty excuse of a site SAoVQ is.
Does -1 + 1/2 - 1/3 + 1/4 - 1/5 + ... converge?
Absolutely not!
It's easy to tell people to take it easy, but it's harder to practice this.
Just discovered horses arouse me like nothing else.
I found it in my butt crack. I tried squeezing it, but it was to hard to break. I thought it might be a poppy seed, so I decided to break it between the backs of my thumbnails. Instead of popping, it squished. How could such a tiny thing emit such a horrible smell? It must have come from deep within my bowels.
I like paper.
After taking a selfie for a test and seeing my shitty crooked smile, I started fretting out about how others see me in real life as opposed to my looks in front of a mirror. I had to download an app to unmirror the stupid webcam and I looked ok. I was seriously super close to dropping 200 buckaroos on a non-reflective mirror too.
>>294
You might try practicing your smile. If it was crooked at one point, it could be crooked again. Also, practicing smiling will make you overall a happier person (because of brainstuff).
I just finished a 400 page A4 refill pad, and on the last page I found written, untidily, in blue pen, "蝶の羽根 命". It's not my handwriting. Is there seriously another Japanese speaking lepidopterist in my life, who somehow secretly wrote me a message which I've only just found? I'm very confused.
i hate this job
If you ever to change the way you think, like any other skill, you will need to keep practicing it before you actually succeed.
>>299
I want to change the way I think about how I want to change the way I think about things because when I try and think of ways I can change the way I think I always fail.
What should I do?
For an ugly guy I sure do have sex a lot.
I'd rather be stupid and happy than intelligent and unhappy
Knowledge usually lives in three stages:
1) Some premise is, obviously, the reason for a conclusion.
2) Turns out the premise isn't really the cause for the conclusion.
3) The premise is somewhat correlated to the conclusions, but isn't the direct cause. Some additional counter-intuitive premise was necessary to reach the conclusion.
This pattern seems to repeat pretty much everywhere (red meat causes cancer, fasting makes you fat, walking 10 minutes a day delays premature aging, watching porn lowers your testosterone, etc). What's more annoying is the horde of smartass DQNs who kind of reached the third phase but didn't read the reddit article in its entirety, blessing us with "Aspartame Actually Causes Cancer, But Not For The Reasons You Think!" clickbait articles and insufferable atheists in Internet forums.
Nowadays I don't care about "petty" scientific findings anymore, I always assume the premise is a bit related to the conclusion for unknown counter-intuitive reasons and try not to say anything when someone brings up a "well-known fact" that never made it past the first stage in mainstream media.
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I broke up with a girl today. It was the first one I was the one ending it. It felt horrible and awkward.
I miss you terribly
>>307 Weird, you posted that pretty much the exact time I was talking about it in bed. I heard that a cold nose gives the perfect conditions for the cold virus to thrive, it was on QI so it must be true~
It's 11:33AM and I have gotten nothing done.
Despite having been studying them for about six weeks now, I still have absolutely no idea what a Lagrangian system is.
>>316
It took me 10 weeks to figure out just what the hell internal energy is
I want to be a slut
I just watched Scrooged and made gingerbread houses
then I converted my lwt program to use the ppx syntax instead
tis the season, yo
I bet Donald Duck fucks like dykes do
Why won't you accept my love?
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>>324
goddam you im sitting here hungry ,as fuck and you put this pizza shit all over my screen now im litleraly drowning in my own drol.
>>324
Looking at this post I realized just how little I actually know of Wakaba mark. Damn. Is there a cheat sheet?
>>318
Slut here. No you don't. I regret it. Here are some links as to why.
http://healthland.time.com/2013/06/03/its-true-you-can-get-throat-cancer-from-oral-sex/
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/04/health/throat-cancer-link-to-oral-sex-gains-credence.html?_r=0
>>331
You don't see how getting out of bed in the morning and making a bizarre and elaborate post that incorporates text art and multiple html elements are different? This is forgetting the fact that living a life where you don't get out of bed is actually much harder to achieve and maintain than that of a regular NEET or even a wage slave. Don't get me wrong I liked the post, but I'm just baffled by what your motives for posting it could possibly be.
>Don't get me wrong I liked the post
He probably posted it because he thought someone might like it.
Did, like, a billion posters descend on this board all of a sudden?
>>337
Pretty sure they haven't. More than half the posts in the last 24 hours in this thread are by two people talking about a pizza advert.
I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I was watching an anime from this season that I usually enjoy, but for some reason, it just seemed more boring than usual. Then I picked up a new show, and I thought that this seems like a below average show. Then I tried watching something in my backlog, but still, I couldn't enjoy it like I usually could. That's when I realized that it wasn't the anime that was bad. It was my mood that was bad. I needed to be studying for finals, which was causing me stress, so I associated these feelings with my opinion of the show. I wonder how often people project their current emotions on to some media and think that's how they feel about it. Then they come up with elaborate explanations to justify this. They compare the show to something they liked before and see what's different, so that they can give a "well-thought-out" evaluation of the anime. Or maybe I'm just wrong.
I got killed three times by someone named EwoksDid911 last night.
>>338
PizzaHut(tm) really injected new life into this board. Thank you, PizzaHut(tm)!
Boys! Mmm!
>>236
I forgot and suddenly remembered to say how great this is. Dwarves with higher education make me a bit envious. Too bad I don't know how to dorf.
>>344
If it makes you feel any better, in a year and a half that lazy waste of space has only written one (one page long!) book.
https://i.imgur.com/VBX58D8.png
I can't wait to be done with my ridiculous number of deadlines and finally give the new update the time it deserves.
Great insult: You are such a loser. The only contest you ever one was being the fastest sperm.
Hiding out in foxholes, playing silly games.
>>346
Think about all those losers I ejaculate. It gives me confidence knowing I'm better than all of them. In fact, next time I ejaculate, I'm going to laugh at all of them.
Shii sand front tea eh?
>>345
It does, it absolutely does. I feel like I can relate to this character.
>>323
Well he's a duck, and generally birds don't have cocks, so... hypothetically speaking the act would proceed as an analogue of scissoring. This makes full sense so there's no need to explain further.
>>352
I can promise you that ducks do have penises, in fact they have exploding corkscrew penises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
>>353
And with spikes and stuff. Ducks are pretty hardcore at sex.
Ducks are fucking metal.
Haven't some female ducks actually developed anti rape mechanisms because duck rape is really common? I remember reading about that.
>>357
All female ducks have tens of different tubes inside their vagina while only one goes to the eggs, essentially they have to get raped multiple times in order to get pregnant.
What if somebody adopts rape in other species as a defensive argument akin to "homosexuality is natural"?
>>359
Rape infringes on the other's rights. Homosexuality doesn't.
Google chats with kids.
Owen Willson was sent to the Tannasin Chamber for "saying wow one more time".
Imagine "Just let it happen" lessons in schools that have "avoid body harm" as their utmost priority. Awful! But that's what counter-terrorism instructions tell us. Basically, if you're held hostage "do whatever terrorists demand you to do, keep away from the windows, assume the party escort submission position when police forces assault the place."
Heaven-Sent Child of the Future.
I don't regret setting up a .bashrc command that outputs fortune to box and toilet. Getting an ASCII dog holding a witty phrase drawn on a rainbow font each time I start up my command line never fails to make me smile.
>>366
I just wish that there was a consolefont version of mona so I could have witty sjis-arts displayed by my .bash_login instead of just astro.
