Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
Shii sand front tea eh?
>>345
It does, it absolutely does. I feel like I can relate to this character.
>>323
Well he's a duck, and generally birds don't have cocks, so... hypothetically speaking the act would proceed as an analogue of scissoring. This makes full sense so there's no need to explain further.
>>352
I can promise you that ducks do have penises, in fact they have exploding corkscrew penises.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
>>353
And with spikes and stuff. Ducks are pretty hardcore at sex.
Ducks are fucking metal.
Haven't some female ducks actually developed anti rape mechanisms because duck rape is really common? I remember reading about that.
>>357
All female ducks have tens of different tubes inside their vagina while only one goes to the eggs, essentially they have to get raped multiple times in order to get pregnant.
What if somebody adopts rape in other species as a defensive argument akin to "homosexuality is natural"?
>>359
Rape infringes on the other's rights. Homosexuality doesn't.
Google chats with kids.
Owen Willson was sent to the Tannasin Chamber for "saying wow one more time".
Imagine "Just let it happen" lessons in schools that have "avoid body harm" as their utmost priority. Awful! But that's what counter-terrorism instructions tell us. Basically, if you're held hostage "do whatever terrorists demand you to do, keep away from the windows, assume the party escort submission position when police forces assault the place."
Heaven-Sent Child of the Future.
I don't regret setting up a .bashrc command that outputs fortune to box and toilet. Getting an ASCII dog holding a witty phrase drawn on a rainbow font each time I start up my command line never fails to make me smile.
>>366
I just wish that there was a consolefont version of mona so I could have witty sjis-arts displayed by my .bash_login instead of just astro.
watching 8ch's software dev sperging out is kind of fun.
>>371
Oh yeah? Well you'd do the same thing if you were in the exact same situation and you were the exact same person. Neither of which I'm aware about because I don't go there. There! Taught you a little compassion.
There's something so refreshing about changing your desktop background after a few months of it being the same.
>>374
Oh yeah, how do you think I feel when you call me someone's name who I don't know. What if I called you adam? Did that spark any feelings in you?
I wish Americans wiped out all the native Americans so I wouldn't have to keep hearing the remaining ones whine all the damn time.
>>379
Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. Next time someone posts about their angsty fantasies, I'll make sure not call them out, so I don't hurt anyone's feelings.
In other news, I had a wonderful day
Surely, we'll see blood this time around.
I've seen some bad shit. Well I haven't, but I've seen some stuff that doesn't give me the best of feelings. Or maybe I haven't. Still, that's not the point. Actually, it was.
At least SJWs don't fill 4-ch with shitty posts. （ ´_ゝ`）
Sometimes you just gotta move on
Dreamed about sea slugs. Lots of sea slugs. That was unsettling.
The only way I can poop is if I squat on top of the toilet like a slav.
I want to call sleeping pills disawakeners because
oh what I wouldn't give for soko right now
But he himself had petitioned against them!
BPS save us!
And I'll whisper back
"Gno."
I want to curl up in a warm place and hibernate until spring.
Witchery and wizardry should be banned.
People who do stuff only because it'll make others mad are pretty sad.
standing ovulation
I wish they would raise all the speed limits by 5-15 mph and ticket anyone going over that. It would be less stressful than the current system, where going the limit holds up traffic and going too much over it gets you pulled over so you have to stay in a fuzzy range that varies based on the time of day, how late in the month it is, weather conditions, your vehicle, and the stickers on your vehicle. In short, fuck the police.
>>406 People would simply start speeding over that once again as the new higher speeds became 'normal'.
Variations on carbonara.
>>407
I'm not so sure. There are one or two roads I know that have the speed limit set in such a way that speeding is incredibly rare: I've never felt the need to go over that limit, and judging by the flow of traffic, others agree. I don't think these [sections of] roads are unusual in any way except for the oddly-high speed limits. If >>406's proposal were implemented, perhaps more roads would be like these.
Yes! I'm done! I made every last one of my deadlines on time! This did mean I had to submit an abstract and detailed summary of a paper I haven't even begun writing yet, but never mind that! Now, I'm going to eat an entire cake and watch the Cardcaptor Sakura movie and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.
Technically, 98/100 is a fraction of the cost.
No, spam. I'm not going to click on a link to pathogen.php no matter how important you tell me it is.
I bought a $20 dresser at goodwill and I'm going to have quite a time putting it in my corolla tomorrow
hi guys
i guess i'll just sage forever since i keep forgetting to remove it from the link field
>>412
It's trying to be helpful. How is it supposed to know if you're already using a vim plugin manager? You should be grateful!
IOJOIJOIJ asssssssss
i'm sick send help
Fuuuuuck the 10 day waiting period
Energy is a beautiful word for a beautiful thing.
>>422
Is this so you can attend the staged shooting at the University of Texas?
Cat Poseidon
>>425
There are people who vote ironically? That's really stupid.
Fuck you gun rights are the best
White riot, I want to riot, white riot, I'll riot on my own.
>>429
I can join you. It would be a two person riot. I'd try to kick a bit. You would be come a friend though because it would be a joke and the end. Want to meet up?
I was 20 cents short at the grocery store, and had to choose between putting back my wine or putting back my deodorant. I still think I made the right choice.
>>427 I usually draw a shark jumping out of the water or something on my voting card because democracy has jumped the shark!
The mental stability I spent so long building has been shattered.
>>426
meow
The successful businesswoman thread is all fucked up but I don't want to call anyone out on it.
>>435
That wasn't even me even though I know you think it was me.
Frankly even I'm puzzled that it wasn't me.
My nose hurts.
>>438
He didn't say it toppled, he said it shattered.
I surmise that it was stable, but brittle and unpliable.
>>422
I can't can't afford guns. I've always wanted an SKS but I'll never be able to afford it.
This thread is moving too fast!
Everyone post less.
>>436
I didn't mean to offend, it's just that the sudden focus on pissing seemed characteristic. Maybe you have an admirer?
>>445
I agree! I should be able to catch up every 24 hours without having to leave the front page.
Here is a summary of the past two days:
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