[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (999)

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 03:44

Google chats with kids.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 05:01

Owen Willson was sent to the Tannasin Chamber for "saying wow one more time".

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 07:27

>>353-360
Bedbugs have institutionalized stab rape.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 13:24

Imagine "Just let it happen" lessons in schools that have "avoid body harm" as their utmost priority. Awful! But that's what counter-terrorism instructions tell us. Basically, if you're held hostage "do whatever terrorists demand you to do, keep away from the windows, assume the party escort submission position when police forces assault the place."

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 17:51

Heaven-Sent Child of the Future.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 18:12

I don't regret setting up a .bashrc command that outputs fortune to box and toilet. Getting an ASCII dog holding a witty phrase drawn on a rainbow font each time I start up my command line never fails to make me smile.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 18:39

>>366
I just wish that there was a consolefont version of mona so I could have witty sjis-arts displayed by my .bash_login instead of just astro.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:01

>>265
You called?

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:03

>>369
Whoops, wrong number. I thought I was speaking to >>365. Sorry!

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:58

watching 8ch's software dev sperging out is kind of fun.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 23:53

>>371
Oh yeah? Well you'd do the same thing if you were in the exact same situation and you were the exact same person. Neither of which I'm aware about because I don't go there. There! Taught you a little compassion.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:58

>>371
josh go home

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:58

meant to quote >>372

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 01:08

There's something so refreshing about changing your desktop background after a few months of it being the same.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 01:19

>>374
Oh yeah, how do you think I feel when you call me someone's name who I don't know. What if I called you adam? Did that spark any feelings in you?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:30

I wish Americans wiped out all the native Americans so I wouldn't have to keep hearing the remaining ones whine all the damn time.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:36

>>377
Damn! That edge.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 03:25

>>378
You get lost on your way to Reddit?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:12

>>379
Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. Next time someone posts about their angsty fantasies, I'll make sure not call them out, so I don't hurt anyone's feelings.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:19

>>380
I think you got the wrong guy, princess

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:55

>>380 tried to break the SJW thread

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:07

>>381
Oh, thank god. I thought for a second that someone seriously got upset over me using the word "edgy"

>>382
I wish the SJWs wiped out all non-SJWs so I wouldn't have to keep hearing non-SJWs whine all the damn time.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:33

In other news, I had a wonderful day

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:46

>>382 uses the term SJW unironically.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:22

>>385 is blind to the shit I was talking about

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:46

>>386 is blind to the shit >>385 was talking about.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:48

>>387
Oh wait, this isn't the SJW thread. Get back there >>386

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:49

Surely, we'll see blood this time around.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:32

I've seen some bad shit. Well I haven't, but I've seen some stuff that doesn't give me the best of feelings. Or maybe I haven't. Still, that's not the point. Actually, it was.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:52

At least SJWs don't fill 4-ch with shitty posts. i@L_T`j

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:52

(as far as I know)

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 08:05

Sometimes you just gotta move on

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 08:08

You can't stand my thoughness

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 12:25

Dreamed about sea slugs. Lots of sea slugs. That was unsettling.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:10

The only way I can poop is if I squat on top of the toilet like a slav.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:53

I want to call sleeping pills disawakeners because

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:10

oh what I wouldn't give for soko right now

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:23

But he himself had petitioned against them!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:49

BPS save us!

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:35

And I'll whisper back
"Gno."

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:50

I want to curl up in a warm place and hibernate until spring.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 01:20

Witchery and wizardry should be banned.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 02:12

People who do stuff only because it'll make others mad are pretty sad.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 03:07

standing ovulation

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 06:52

I wish they would raise all the speed limits by 5-15 mph and ticket anyone going over that. It would be less stressful than the current system, where going the limit holds up traffic and going too much over it gets you pulled over so you have to stay in a fuzzy range that varies based on the time of day, how late in the month it is, weather conditions, your vehicle, and the stickers on your vehicle. In short, fuck the police.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 08:32

>>406 People would simply start speeding over that once again as the new higher speeds became 'normal'.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 11:08

Variations on carbonara.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 13:37

>>407
I'm not so sure. There are one or two roads I know that have the speed limit set in such a way that speeding is incredibly rare: I've never felt the need to go over that limit, and judging by the flow of traffic, others agree. I don't think these [sections of] roads are unusual in any way except for the oddly-high speed limits. If >>406's proposal were implemented, perhaps more roads would be like these.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 16:09

Yes! I'm done! I made every last one of my deadlines on time! This did mean I had to submit an abstract and detailed summary of a paper I haven't even begun writing yet, but never mind that! Now, I'm going to eat an entire cake and watch the Cardcaptor Sakura movie and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 20:28

Technically, 98/100 is a fraction of the cost.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 21:50

No, spam. I'm not going to click on a link to pathogen.php no matter how important you tell me it is.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 22:47

I bought a $20 dresser at goodwill and I'm going to have quite a time putting it in my corolla tomorrow

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 03:14

hi guys

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 06:58

i guess i'll just sage forever since i keep forgetting to remove it from the link field

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 09:36

Stick that up your tail-pipe, and blow it out your arse!

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 17:47

>>408,416 Tuna instead of ham up the wazoo

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 18:55

>>412
It's trying to be helpful. How is it supposed to know if you're already using a vim plugin manager? You should be grateful!

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:23

IOJOIJOIJ asssssssss
i'm sick send help

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:27

Fuuuuuck the 10 day waiting period

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:44

>>420
For weed?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:55

>>421
No, firearms

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 22:30

Energy is a beautiful word for a beautiful thing.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 22:52

>>422
Is this so you can attend the staged shooting at the University of Texas?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 00:35

>>422
Are you going to vote for Trump but not ironically?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 03:41

Cat Poseidon

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 04:13

>>425
There are people who vote ironically? That's really stupid.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 04:50

Fuck you gun rights are the best

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 06:04

White riot, I want to riot, white riot, I'll riot on my own.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 06:13

>>429
I can join you. It would be a two person riot. I'd try to kick a bit. You would be come a friend though because it would be a joke and the end. Want to meet up?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 10:05

I was 20 cents short at the grocery store, and had to choose between putting back my wine or putting back my deodorant. I still think I made the right choice.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 13:07

>>427 I usually draw a shark jumping out of the water or something on my voting card because democracy has jumped the shark!

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 13:23

The mental stability I spent so long building has been shattered.

434 Name: Poseidon!PEEINgHoBo : 1993-09-8139 14:11

>>426
meow

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 15:36

The successful businesswoman thread is all fucked up but I don't want to call anyone out on it.

436 Name: Poseidon!PEEINgHoBo : 1993-09-8139 16:08

>>435
That wasn't even me even though I know you think it was me.
Frankly even I'm puzzled that it wasn't me.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 16:19

My nose hurts.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:02

>>433
It must have not been stable.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:10

>>438
He didn't say it toppled, he said it shattered.
I surmise that it was stable, but brittle and unpliable.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:46

>>439
Let's just agree he was and he is stark raving mad.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:53

>>440
I bet he's just nervous and wants to be loved.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:57

>>422
I can't can't afford guns. I've always wanted an SKS but I'll never be able to afford it.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:59

>>442
I got mine for under 400 taxes and fees included.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:59

>>441
That's why it shattered.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 18:01

This thread is moving too fast!
Everyone post less.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 19:42

>>436
I didn't mean to offend, it's just that the sudden focus on pissing seemed characteristic. Maybe you have an admirer?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 19:51

>>445
I agree! I should be able to catch up every 24 hours without having to leave the front page.
Here is a summary of the past two days:
>>423,421,437,438,443,444

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:16

>>447
I made it twice into the summary! Must be my lucky day!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:26

>>445,447
Yeah, that made me so uncomfortable a few days ago.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:30

I shaved
I no longer look like a pube-necked naruto fan

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:52

>>446
I think it might just be DQN Quality at work.

>>447,449
But you kept posting anyways! Stop posting! This is the Elitist Superstructure, post less! Now I replied, so I have to punish myself for posting too fast on DQN and using up the entire reserve of exclamation points!

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:58

>>443
Same price my friend got hers for. Like I said, I'll never be able to afford that.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:00

>>451
But I am >>447 and hadn't posted since >>424!

I'm going to go and sit in my quiet box now.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:06

The post machine is going down, and we're going to have a garden party.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:11

I don't own any mittens.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 22:00

>>455
Oven mitts will have to do.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 22:35

>>451
>>453
They're gone. Look what you've done.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 02:26

Doing things to make others feel a certain way. Doing things to make you feel a certain way. Do you want to make someone feel like they lost? Or do you want to make yourself feel like you won?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 13:16

Lately my SPAM thinks I want to buy fine wine, schedule golf rounds, and sign up for seminars on how to transition from middle to upper management.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 15:55

I don't get it, but if annoying others is what gets him going, then I'll gladly go somewhere he isn't.

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