Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
The post machine is going down, and we're going to have a garden party.
I don't own any mittens.
Doing things to make others feel a certain way. Doing things to make you feel a certain way. Do you want to make someone feel like they lost? Or do you want to make yourself feel like you won?
Lately my SPAM thinks I want to buy fine wine, schedule golf rounds, and sign up for seminars on how to transition from middle to upper management.
I don't get it, but if annoying others is what gets him going, then I'll gladly go somewhere he isn't.
dqn dqn lol
>This urinal flushes with only 16oz. of water, saving 88% more water per use than a standard one-gallon urinal.
How do you calculate the water saved by a one-gallon urinal? This was in the bathroom of a math and science building, no less.
Hey, 99%! Stop your whining, get a haircut, take a bath and get a fucking job.
Fucking babies.
Today I take an exam that will determine if I will be homeless by the end of this week or not.
I am the 💯
I love the idea of people coming together and talking without any of the normal filters society gives us. What I don't love is that mostly emotionally undeveloped manchildren take advantage of this opportunity.
Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of trains.
>>467
There are two kinds of people: emotionally undeveloped manchildren and those who are too embarrassed to admit or reveal that they are emotionally undeveloped manchildren. I.e. closeted emotionally undeveloped manchildren.
未来未来未来未来未来
If finger print technology is a bad idea, then I'm screwed.
>>473
Fingerprint technology isn't a bad idea, it just has so few good implementations and the really good ones are highly propretary that it's generally a piss poor idea unless you're a high end developer.
My life is a mess.
wordless despair
senpai desu
I feel awful.
If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle each and every one of you.
If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle other cute girls exclusively.
>>479
Calm down, chess is a game about strategy, if you're too eager to mate you'll only end up sacrificing your queen.
FUG
Such is life.
>>479 That ol' Desperation Stank(tm) will drive 'em away every time. What you need is to act as if you're outcome independent. In other words, if you get laid, cool, if not, also cool. No biggie either way.
behind on work but feeling pretty good anyway
I never wanted a hispanic weaboo gf until now.
I've decided that giving children robots with guns would be a bad idea.
I downloaded Ableton Live and some VSTs but I suck at this making music shit, so I'm just going to not do anything at all.
Maybe I'll get a book on music composition or something.
I finished chu2 ren today. I hate cell phones. I hate myself for getting caught up in it and expecting something resembling an actual ending. The later episodes also dredged up some old memories and I've been sulking all night. I feel generally horrible right now, and I have only myself to blame and nobody to talk to.
とにかくやって貰わないと
とても困ります
i still have no idea what is the difference between DQN and VIP...
I discovered wanking before having even the first wet dream.
>>496
DQN is the land; VIP is the sea.
DQN is variations upon a theme; VIP is a 6000 extinct Tablecats.
DQN is the elitist superstructure; VIP is an international conspiracy.
I can't believe you did that.
Welp, I just bought a gift for some stupid gift exchange shit and after re-reading the invitation with a bit more attention, I'm finding out that the limit stated is the bare minimum. I thought it was the max budget allowed, like what the fuck. The polite thing is stating the maximum not the minimum, because you're going to have people with bigger salaries giving cool stuff and making everybody look like shit. Seriously, think these things through, this is an office for fucks sake.
But silly me, I just spent the bare minimum for the gift, no wonder the gifts I'm seeing are so awesome compared to mine, which is a bunch of macaroons. Should've bought some cool headphones instead, I'm so sorry for whoever is going to get these macaroons.
>>501 If someone's unhappy to receive "only" macaroons they don't deserve anything else, the ungrateful bastard! Do you get on with your colleagues? Would you want to give any of them anything more expensive? Don't let other people flashing the cash make you feel bad...
>>503
I get them when I go too long without masturbating. It's an inconvenience more than anything else.
>>501
In my experience, the most popular gifts are the funny ones, like giant fuzzy paw-slippers or fuzzy handcuffs. People actually tend to quietly look down on somebody who brings a really expensive gift to a white elephant since it's supposed to just be a fun thing and nobody likes a show-off. I agree there should be a maximum, not a minimum though.
I didn't realize you were supposed to wrap gift exchange gifts. I wrapped my scented holiday candle in white paper. I feel terrible.
>>503
Neither have I, but I've masturbated daily since I was 11.
I don't want to kill nobody.
not sure if i should buy another pair of silk long underwear or go to cotton or try wool again.
>>510
You should tell everybody that they're free-range, cage-free, organic, fair-trade, heritage heirloom macaroons made with Himalayan spring water, Damascan cane sugar, vanilla beans from the royal gardens of Turkey, ostrich eggs, Arctic sea salt, and baked in the volcanic sands of a small Indonesian island.
>>506 I use tinfoil to wrap all presents, it is really easy but also sparkly and xmassy!
>>513 The only people I give presents to know how untrashy I am, and they look really pretty reflecting the fairy lights! Plus, after unwrapping a present, you can't use wrapping paper to smoke heroin with?
Staring at the ceiling.
>>515
I agree that this might be non-trashy among the right group of people.
If X is older than Y, then X has also always been older than Y has ever been. Why is this?
Q is the only letter with exposed genitalia.
>>518
At first I thought "whoever has to answer that is going to have a hard time answering that." Then I thought "wait, who has to answer that?" Then I realized "I have to answer that." Please spare me.
>>518
That's not true because X could have gone on a super fast rocket ship and had time go at a different rate than the other and had Y age faster on earth then come back when Y had surpassed X in age
I wish I had a tragic backstory like that.
Welp I failed all my classes and I'm going to be homeless soon. During winter. It was nice shitposting with you all.
Say you're some sort of lingo kid. And someone says some word in an uncool way in a movie from ten years ago. But the word had come out like a year before the movie was made, and you learned about that word 5 years ago. Do you insult the people in the movie for not saying the word in a cool way? Assuming you were a lingo kid of course.
>>523
To live the way of the warlock you will need a large branch that is uniform from the bottom along it's length and branches off at the top and a large animal's entire fur, the beard will grow later and the shouting at everything in an unfamiliar tongue will come and go.
I want to like House of Leaves, but I keep getting put off by these pointless tattoo parlor asshole digressions. "This reminds me of that time when I banged that chick. She had really big thingies, I swear. Anyway, they're still in the labyrinth." I hope this is going somewhere.
It's been two years and I still haven't sent my secret santa
I don't know what I'm going to do
"I Am Not Spock" was a pretty damn Vulcan statement, people were just eager to take it the wrong way.
Best of fuck to you too!
>>244
Yes, I removed many abc.pl bans including those from the date you mention.
The problem with putting an additional captcha on abc.pl is that honest users might still get caught by it when running archival scripts.
Let's see how far we get without it.
What you watch/read really affects how you perceive the world.
>>535
Yeah, it's kind of scary. I keep telling myself to read/watch more intelligent or obscure things so I can regain my past perspective on the world, but I don't think it's going to happen.
Well, isn't this nice.
Yesterday just might have been the best day I've had all year.
I don't feel like I deserve this car. I haven't paid my debt to society at all. Yet here it is. And I am almost fully human.
I don't know anything.
I wish I could upload my brains into ROM thingie from Gibson's stories. Perhaps with a bit of RAM too, just to let me personally develop. And at worst (without destruction of my physical drive) I would just start from the scratch unaware about it.
I'm blown away at how well I did in school this term.
I'm so happy for him.
A guy from work just brought his vaping thingy to work. It's silly because he's like 40 or some shit.
A sister holding his brother's hand. How...touching.
(Badum-tss)
Has anyone watched the documentary "We don't care about music anyway?" It's about obscure japanoise and stuff. Anyway, the other day I found out that one of the bands featured, Umi no yeah!!, took their name from an h-manga with the same name. I thought it was a coincidence at first, the name sounds generic enough, but the front woman always performs in a bikini (just like the female lead in the h-manga) together with two other guys which call themselves her "aids" or some shit (in the h-manga, there are two aids that end up coercing the female lead into having sex with them, threatening to quit as they aren't getting paid).
This isn't stated anywhere, and after the documentary the band kind of slipped off the radar so there's isn't much info about them online, I thought it was interesting at any rate.