[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (999)

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 04:33

I'm afraid to post what I'm really afraid of, which in a nutshell is social rejection.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 04:43

CANT
STOP
ME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 11:29

Happy girl with scissors.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 16:09

thizzing on that purple goop

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 16:52

I haven't shaved and my hair is really long and my whole appearance could be descibed as unkempt, hairy depression.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:04

I need to shave but the act is boring and unsatisfying.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:38

Just put it off for one more day. It's not like we're going anywhere.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:59

Rhubarb is way better than elderflower.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 22:51

I hope the cat didn't die.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 07:18

It comes out of my hands like that.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 12:28

gotta pee

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 16:05

I'm lonely.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 16:55

>>224
me too!

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 21:10

I'm going to leave this place without letting everybody know two weeks in advance. If I was in any other situation I would do things properly.
I wonder how will this affect me in the future.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 23:00

>>227
I'll make sure you never contribute to a bbs again.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 07:14

burble burble burble

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 17:35

There's this girl at work that's somewhat ugly and I grabbed her iPhone once and on her gallery had this entire folder labelled selfies and had like a thousand pictures of herself trying to find a flattering angle but none of the pictures featured a smile so she had like a 100 pics of herself emptily staring into the camera with a serious look on her face, and it was really eerie yet funny.

When she noticed I was perusing her selfies folder she got really really red but didn't say anything.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:33

bubble boble sobble

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:35

CAN
GO
ME
LAAAATTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:45

Calormen sounds like a brand of artificial sweetener.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 19:17

Planets and fleets. That'll work better than my first plan.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 19:51

I need to live
A happy life
Somewhere else
Without my wife.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 07:55

It's over. It's finally over. It's been a long 3 days, but summer is finally at an end.
I'd like to thank my cat for making me feel better by lounging around more pathetically than me.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 16:01

I got a chance to play Fallout 4 for a little bit at a friend's house. I made my character as fat and ugly as I could, and put almost all my points in Strength and Endurance. I swore to blindly whack everything I could with whatever melee weapons the game threw at me.

When I got out of the vault, I turned around and went opposite the direction of the quest marker. Eventually I came across a merchant, who I promptly bludgeoned to death. I took everything he had.

After more wandering, I came across somebody looking for a vault. I bludgeoned him to death. A nearby mercenary noticed, so I bludgeoned her to death too. By this point my friend was giving me strange looks. Then I found a cat in what I presume was the mercenary's house and began bludgeoning that too. I was about to finish the job, but my friend burst out, "Don't kill the cat you sick fuck!" I then realised why I should play games in the privacy of my own home.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 16:01

>>237
Also funny that he drew the line at the cat.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 21:54

I
DON'T NEED
DON'T NEED ANYONE
TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO
I'M THE ONLY ONE

240 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8319 03:21

⁽⁽◝(´>௰< )◜⁾⁾ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ GO AWAYYYYYYYY!!!

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 05:03

I need to fix my sleep schedule. Why is it so hard??

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 12:45

Of course I love you.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 14:40

>:o

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 21:17

Hello??? Hello???

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 22:02

>>244
Ay yo was up

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 22:11

You should go to sleep and never wake up, Onii-chan!

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 08:37

"私は月に3冊くらい小説を読みます"

uh, doesn't that mean "i read about three novels on the moon"

"per month" would be like 一月間 right

this deck is trash

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 09:56

>>247
一ヶ月 or 毎月, not 一月間. Also judging by http://jisho.org/search/%E6%9C%88%E3%81%AB%20%23sentences it seems 月に can actually mean per month as well.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 16:54

Actually, I think 月に means "the bent-legged stepladder quacks like a duck."

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 02:49

the pleasure of being cummed inside

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 05:33

Ingrown jewnose.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 09:57

A cute girl doing a cute thing.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 12:15

cool funky bassline

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 13:40

It doesn't bother me because I'm not a superficial neophyte, but it's still funny when I end a function with )))]))

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 16:53

Every few years, "that period of time where I used to be happy" moves forward by the same amount. I think in actuality I was just never happy.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 18:51

I want a game that does the "classical RPG rogue" really well. Sneaking around, stealing wallets, stabbing people in the dick, getting out of trouble with rogueish charm.

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8321 19:12

>>256
Thief (the original one) is pretty good, if you don't mind that the developers also made Tomb Raider and put a lot of exploring ancient ruins in. There's not really any conversation, but I think that's better than bad attempts at dialogue. I hear Thief II was even better, but I've been too busy to play it.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 22:01

Elephants are cool.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 23:06

>>255
You're always happy, you just don't realize it until a few years later.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 05:23

I can't stand looking at beautiful 3D women because I get very jealous. They're so pretty and I'm the ugliest duckling. I spend my idle thoughts enumerating what makes me so.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:01

>>260
lift weights, eat right, dress well. You'll be amazed at how much better life gets.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:32

>>260
Give 'em the acid treatment. That'll teach them.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:34

I think I just 'got' syntax transformers.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:24

Active status bars make all the difference.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:51

Being happy all the time would get exhausting fast, I think. I'll settle for content, or mildly uplifted most of the time.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 22:26

Cuddle Oriented Programming

267 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8322 23:56

John "Dilip" Kumar "Dilip" "Dilip" "Dilip" Kumar

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 07:22

Need to sleep.

Dqn, if you've been mailing me, i left my laptop at school for a week so i haven't read anything. Sorry...

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:23

>>265
Correct! Content is the only mentally healthy status quo. Anything else should be a temporary deviation.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:35

I'm still waiting for vaporwave to finally become relevant so I can tell my friends I was always on top of the hottest shit.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 17:25

I want to sleep.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:03

>>265
Being happy all the time would stay fresh as long as supplied with lolicon to catalyze it.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:45

>>272
That doesn't work for people with normal, healthy sex drives.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 21:54

There's nothing wrong with glitter as long as you're a gay man who loves life so much that the joy you get from it outweighs the misery of whoever has to clean it up.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 15:52

>>274
I played boardgames with someone donned in glitter the other day. The glitter got all over the things and bothered me greatly.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 19:05

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 01:44

super left dude gets super mad

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 02:25

>>273
A normal healthy sex drive is wanting loli all the time to the point of traveling around the earth fast enough to always be under the moon.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 04:00

>>278
naw that's just gay

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 17:44

We'll be back shortly.

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You can reach them at one of the numbers below:

What the hell, is it 1998 again? Why can't a multi-billion dollar international Zionist cartel make a fucking functioning website?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:18

>>280
Too many cooks

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:36

At first I read that as "too many cocks"

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:38

What should I do with my life today.....

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:48

>>282 that works too

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8327 18:42

Divide and concrete

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 18:44

Grey Poupon: The Bonobo Spectacular, Cumulative Edition

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 20:37

Men are disgusting.
Women like men.
Therefore women like something disgusting.
Women are disgusting.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 21:51

Not that kind of seizure.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 05:50

Stand up and let me shoot through you

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 12:31

Flat design but for hentai

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 15:23

Even your unconditional love is no match for the universe's unconditional indifference, Onii-chan!

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:36

I'm pretty strongly anti-death.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

my kitchen is disgusting

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

someone should really clean this

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:40

When babies cry other people go "awww" but I feel so annoyed I want to vomit. Babies make me literally ill. Fuck babies. Fuck the human race.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:02

>>295
I also want to fuck the entire human race.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:30

13:30...

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:24

I can't hear perfectly normal phrases like "it's so fucking deep" or "oh shit, I'm sorry" IRL without imagining gay porn anymore.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:25

>>296
I only want to fuck about a 1/4th of it.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 19:29

>>298
yeah or "shove it in my ass you fucking slut"
it's turned the office into an awkward erection farm

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:18

I've started carrying less cash. It helps keep me from buying drugs.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:41

草泥馬 but pronounced like くさどろ たけし as if it were someone's name

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 22:03

Huh, you like that? Like embarrassing me?

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:12

"H. R. Giger has finished downloading"

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:04

What's the point of paying for college if you're just going to forget most everything anyway a few years down the line?

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:45

""I press the mittens button every tim""e. Iddidnt press it

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 04:02

You know what really annoys me? When someone posts a long, difficult to understand, poorly punctuated rant online.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 16:03

I won't forget you.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 17:43

>>307
Take it easy, just ignore it, you don't have to feel bad for them

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 19:52

He's not being disrespectful, he's just a prick.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:08

George Martin killing off the beatles GoT style

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:18

僕と契約して社畜になって!

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:59

DHMIS 6

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