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218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 16:52

I haven't shaved and my hair is really long and my whole appearance could be descibed as unkempt, hairy depression.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:04

I need to shave but the act is boring and unsatisfying.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:38

Just put it off for one more day. It's not like we're going anywhere.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:59

Rhubarb is way better than elderflower.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 22:51

I hope the cat didn't die.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 07:18

It comes out of my hands like that.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 12:28

gotta pee

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 16:05

I'm lonely.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 16:55

>>224
me too!

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 21:10

I'm going to leave this place without letting everybody know two weeks in advance. If I was in any other situation I would do things properly.
I wonder how will this affect me in the future.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8316 23:00

>>227
I'll make sure you never contribute to a bbs again.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 07:14

burble burble burble

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 17:35

There's this girl at work that's somewhat ugly and I grabbed her iPhone once and on her gallery had this entire folder labelled selfies and had like a thousand pictures of herself trying to find a flattering angle but none of the pictures featured a smile so she had like a 100 pics of herself emptily staring into the camera with a serious look on her face, and it was really eerie yet funny.

When she noticed I was perusing her selfies folder she got really really red but didn't say anything.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:33

bubble boble sobble

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:35

CAN
GO
ME
LAAAATTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 18:45

Calormen sounds like a brand of artificial sweetener.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 19:17

Planets and fleets. That'll work better than my first plan.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8317 19:51

I need to live
A happy life
Somewhere else
Without my wife.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 07:55

It's over. It's finally over. It's been a long 3 days, but summer is finally at an end.
I'd like to thank my cat for making me feel better by lounging around more pathetically than me.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 16:01

I got a chance to play Fallout 4 for a little bit at a friend's house. I made my character as fat and ugly as I could, and put almost all my points in Strength and Endurance. I swore to blindly whack everything I could with whatever melee weapons the game threw at me.

When I got out of the vault, I turned around and went opposite the direction of the quest marker. Eventually I came across a merchant, who I promptly bludgeoned to death. I took everything he had.

After more wandering, I came across somebody looking for a vault. I bludgeoned him to death. A nearby mercenary noticed, so I bludgeoned her to death too. By this point my friend was giving me strange looks. Then I found a cat in what I presume was the mercenary's house and began bludgeoning that too. I was about to finish the job, but my friend burst out, "Don't kill the cat you sick fuck!" I then realised why I should play games in the privacy of my own home.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 16:01

>>237
Also funny that he drew the line at the cat.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8318 21:54

I
DON'T NEED
DON'T NEED ANYONE
TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO
I'M THE ONLY ONE

240 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8319 03:21

⁽⁽◝(´>௰< )◜⁾⁾ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ GO AWAYYYYYYYY!!!

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 05:03

I need to fix my sleep schedule. Why is it so hard??

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 12:45

Of course I love you.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 14:40

>:o

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 21:17

Hello??? Hello???

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 22:02

>>244
Ay yo was up

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8319 22:11

You should go to sleep and never wake up, Onii-chan!

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 08:37

"私は月に3冊くらい小説を読みます"

uh, doesn't that mean "i read about three novels on the moon"

"per month" would be like 一月間 right

this deck is trash

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 09:56

>>247
一ヶ月 or 毎月, not 一月間. Also judging by http://jisho.org/search/%E6%9C%88%E3%81%AB%20%23sentences it seems 月に can actually mean per month as well.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 16:54

Actually, I think 月に means "the bent-legged stepladder quacks like a duck."

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 02:49

the pleasure of being cummed inside

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 05:33

Ingrown jewnose.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 09:57

A cute girl doing a cute thing.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 12:15

cool funky bassline

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 13:40

It doesn't bother me because I'm not a superficial neophyte, but it's still funny when I end a function with )))]))

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 16:53

Every few years, "that period of time where I used to be happy" moves forward by the same amount. I think in actuality I was just never happy.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 18:51

I want a game that does the "classical RPG rogue" really well. Sneaking around, stealing wallets, stabbing people in the dick, getting out of trouble with rogueish charm.

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8321 19:12

>>256
Thief (the original one) is pretty good, if you don't mind that the developers also made Tomb Raider and put a lot of exploring ancient ruins in. There's not really any conversation, but I think that's better than bad attempts at dialogue. I hear Thief II was even better, but I've been too busy to play it.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 22:01

Elephants are cool.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8321 23:06

>>255
You're always happy, you just don't realize it until a few years later.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 05:23

I can't stand looking at beautiful 3D women because I get very jealous. They're so pretty and I'm the ugliest duckling. I spend my idle thoughts enumerating what makes me so.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:01

>>260
lift weights, eat right, dress well. You'll be amazed at how much better life gets.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 17:32

>>260
Give 'em the acid treatment. That'll teach them.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 18:34

I think I just 'got' syntax transformers.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:24

Active status bars make all the difference.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 19:51

Being happy all the time would get exhausting fast, I think. I'll settle for content, or mildly uplifted most of the time.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8322 22:26

Cuddle Oriented Programming

267 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8322 23:56

John "Dilip" Kumar "Dilip" "Dilip" "Dilip" Kumar

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 07:22

Need to sleep.

Dqn, if you've been mailing me, i left my laptop at school for a week so i haven't read anything. Sorry...

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:23

>>265
Correct! Content is the only mentally healthy status quo. Anything else should be a temporary deviation.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 16:35

I'm still waiting for vaporwave to finally become relevant so I can tell my friends I was always on top of the hottest shit.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 17:25

I want to sleep.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:03

>>265
Being happy all the time would stay fresh as long as supplied with lolicon to catalyze it.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 18:45

>>272
That doesn't work for people with normal, healthy sex drives.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8324 21:54

There's nothing wrong with glitter as long as you're a gay man who loves life so much that the joy you get from it outweighs the misery of whoever has to clean it up.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 15:52

>>274
I played boardgames with someone donned in glitter the other day. The glitter got all over the things and bothered me greatly.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 19:05

I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 01:44

super left dude gets super mad

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 02:25

>>273
A normal healthy sex drive is wanting loli all the time to the point of traveling around the earth fast enough to always be under the moon.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 04:00

>>278
naw that's just gay

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 17:44

We'll be back shortly.

Telephone bankers may be able to access some account information while our site is unavailable.
You can reach them at one of the numbers below:

What the hell, is it 1998 again? Why can't a multi-billion dollar international Zionist cartel make a fucking functioning website?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:18

>>280
Too many cooks

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:36

At first I read that as "too many cocks"

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:38

What should I do with my life today.....

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8326 18:48

>>282 that works too

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8327 18:42

Divide and concrete

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 18:44

Grey Poupon: The Bonobo Spectacular, Cumulative Edition

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 20:37

Men are disgusting.
Women like men.
Therefore women like something disgusting.
Women are disgusting.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8327 21:51

Not that kind of seizure.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 05:50

Stand up and let me shoot through you

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 12:31

Flat design but for hentai

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8328 15:23

Even your unconditional love is no match for the universe's unconditional indifference, Onii-chan!

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:36

I'm pretty strongly anti-death.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

my kitchen is disgusting

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:37

someone should really clean this

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 04:40

When babies cry other people go "awww" but I feel so annoyed I want to vomit. Babies make me literally ill. Fuck babies. Fuck the human race.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:02

>>295
I also want to fuck the entire human race.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 05:30

13:30...

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:24

I can't hear perfectly normal phrases like "it's so fucking deep" or "oh shit, I'm sorry" IRL without imagining gay porn anymore.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 18:25

>>296
I only want to fuck about a 1/4th of it.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 19:29

>>298
yeah or "shove it in my ass you fucking slut"
it's turned the office into an awkward erection farm

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:18

I've started carrying less cash. It helps keep me from buying drugs.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 20:41

草泥馬 but pronounced like くさどろ たけし as if it were someone's name

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8329 22:03

Huh, you like that? Like embarrassing me?

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 02:12

"H. R. Giger has finished downloading"

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:04

What's the point of paying for college if you're just going to forget most everything anyway a few years down the line?

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 03:45

""I press the mittens button every tim""e. Iddidnt press it

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 04:02

You know what really annoys me? When someone posts a long, difficult to understand, poorly punctuated rant online.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 16:03

I won't forget you.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 17:43

>>307
Take it easy, just ignore it, you don't have to feel bad for them

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 19:52

He's not being disrespectful, he's just a prick.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:08

George Martin killing off the beatles GoT style

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:18

僕と契約して社畜になって!

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 02:59

DHMIS 6

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 04:12

It's a vicious cycle. Bodybuilding is very competitive, so you take steroids to get bigger. The steroids make you more competitive, encouraging you to take more steroids. Eventually your arms are the size of children and you start huffing creatine daily.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 07:31

I'm a skeezy motherfucker and why should i feel bad about it

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 17:16

Cute things that are also lewd.
Lewd things that are also cute.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 17:58

Nature's nowhere near as fragile as eco activists make it out to be. Nature despises weakness and will fucking kill you if it gets the chance.

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