[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8594 17:32

Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling her pillow tight, and thinking about how much she loves you.

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8705 20:58

Did anyone have one of those old Samsungs where it was a monochrome screen, but you could choose to have the backlight be blue, orange or green?

What was the name of that block moving game on it?

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8705 22:09

>>272 Move Da Blocks!

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 14:59

the way linux sorts files alphabetically when you've got filenames in more than one writing system is weird as fuck

as far as i can determine it's like

katakana (according to gojuon)
numerals 0-9
latin
hiragana (according to gojuon)
kanji/hanzi by stroke count
cyrillic
something else here?

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 15:10

>>274
http://www.unicode.org/reports/tr10/#Main_Algorithm
As long as your $LANG is UTF-8

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 20:05

now I'm finding Japanese blogs dedicated to explaining 6 year old English net slang, holy shit we've come full circle

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 20:28

>>276
Show me

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 01:10

>>274
>>275
According to POSIX, the sort order for ls is governed by the LC_COLLATE variable. For example, on a glibc system:

$ LC_COLLATE="en_US.utf8" ls *swf
osaka.swf
Space_Station.swf
イカオー.swf
Visor.swf
$ LC_COLLATE="C" ls *swf
Space_Station.swf
Visor.swf
osaka.swf
イカオー.swf

If anyone actually cares about this sort of thing, though, they're probably out of luck. Locales aren't uniformly supported, the spec authors have changed what they mean as recently as about 1993-7200 (the Austin Group decided to clarify that the "C" locale -- one of the few you can count on -- was 8-bit clear), most major libcs are at least slightly non-conforming in how they handle high bytes, etc.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 03:13

>>277
https://waa.ai/zaRr

spam filter doesn't like the url for some reason

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 05:12

I had an actual kimchi burger at a fancy sandwich bar, it was good

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 06:10

>>278
Funny, I was having problems with this recently also.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 10:36

>>278
Literally unplayable. Furthermore, I consider that all OSes must be destroyed.

(Nah you're cool.)

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 18:36

>>278
Man, I don't even have LC_COLLATE set! Makes sense seeing as the whole area is known as collation.

Anyone else hideously bored by charset intricacies? It's on the list with SQL of things that could legitimately put me to sleep.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 07:05

Cute girl explaining charset intricacies so you'll go to sleep and stop resisting her attempts to snuggle with you.

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 09:34

Cute angel descending from Heaven to cuddle you, and simultaneously wrapping her big feathery wings around you in a second, bigger, softer cuddle.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 13:05

Cute girl taking care of all the boring charset and SQL things for you.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 13:36

Cute girl bumping a bunch of old threads.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 15:01

cute girl crying and running a hude spade down your chestal cavern because your continued existence is a detriment to every man on earth

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 15:12

cute girl fixing ur computor cause she a computr herself bleep bloop

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 22:34

cute girl rolling you AD&D dice set and getting the perfect number.

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8708 23:19

cute girl summoning her persona

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8709 08:35

Cute girl in the throes of her fourth consecutive orgasm.

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8710 01:50

cute girl philosopher with type-2 diabetes

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8710 08:38

Ugly girl scrolling though page after page of social media posts by her cute friends about cuddling, then disgustedly turning off her computer.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8711 22:21

The one thing 4chan does right and similar sites don't is making the date and time of a post immediately clear. It's like Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc don't expect anyone to take screenshots.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 01:51

>>295
But they'll certainly tell you that the post was made at "Friday, 11:20 AM" or "three hours ago".

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 02:39

>>295 it's been a web design quibble for years. i have to consider it deliberate malice at this point.

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 07:14

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to cook dinner.

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 11:19

Cute girl who's so vain she thinks this thread is about her.

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 12:31

Cute girl summoning your persona

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 15:45

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to perform open heart surgery.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8714 14:42

Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to summon your persona.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8714 17:39

>>295
oneechan x does make that substitution

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8714 18:59

Cute girl with cute clothes from a store in Harajuku.

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8715 12:54

D1337 7H15

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 08:42

Cute girl trying to walk down the street normally but she keeps losing her balance because her hips are moving on their own.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 15:18

"Furries are people too" is actually deeply offensive

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 10:46

Postulation: Will Smith is somehow involved in the vast alien coverup conspiracy. Consider the following: Now when someone googles "men in black" any results about the enigmatic black besuited men who mysteriously appear to intimidate UFO witnesses into silence will be drowned out by results talking about the movie. Also Hillary Clinton wanted to reveal the truth about aliens which is why they rigged the election against her.

I wish I could cover my eyebrows in painter's tape and fill a bathtub with hair removal cream and roll around in it, I fucking hate having hair.

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8720 11:16

Cute girl forecasting a high intensity cuddlestorm heading directly for you, featuring torrential downpours of fingers running through your hair and down your back, gale-force sweet nothings whispered in your ears, and flash floods of unconditional love and affection.

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8720 12:19

>>309
I would scalp myself and commit a double van Gogh. Just the cuddles, please.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8721 17:48

I'll take the full package, por favor

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8729 09:24

Crossdressing is such an expensive hobby...

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8729 14:35

>>312
But is it more expensive than COMPUTER GAMING?

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8730 20:12

I really like female bodies. Like really

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8730 21:09

I remember once hearing somebody say that when depressed people are suicidal, it's generally not actually that they want to die, but that they want not to live. I don't know if that's really true, but I think it is a pretty good description of how I feel now. I just want to sleep for a hundred years until a cute girl wakes me up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and a croissant.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8732 14:53

down with the teriyaki

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8732 14:55

why am I not surprised

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8732 21:08

Oh sweet oblivion

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8733 02:53

I gotta get ready for next Friday. Will there be cuties? I think there won't be but damn it would be nice.

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8733 04:18

Supposedly something that is 5/10 at best/worst is THA WORST THING EVA

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8736 15:07

Some adorable little college-age girl was outside the Seattle central library yesterday saying "Isn't it a great day to March in Solidarity with the Workers?"

I said "Nah." I wanted to find something to eat more than I wanted to overthrow capitalism. Besides, it was hot out.

Also, capitalism fucking rocks. Communism is for fags.

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8736 21:38

Yandere-chan having a good belly laugh.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8737 08:28

Cute girl who is full to overflowing with hugs, and every time you come near some of the hugs spill out onto you.

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8737 09:13

Cute girl snuggling up and leaning her head on your shoulder while you practice, occasionally taking a break from her mug of hot chocolate to offer helpful objective critique.

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8738 05:00

>>323, but with bugs

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8738 10:00

Cute girl with leprosy who really, really wants to be hugged by you, but fully understands if you don't want to.

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8738 13:14

anime girl eye BOUNCE

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8738 16:39

>>325, but with brown recluse spiders

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8738 19:03

Cute girl with a complete immunity deficiency gazing teary-eyed at you through the 3 layers of plexiglass, desperate for any human contact whatsoever outside of the cold, clinical touch of the specialist who only wears surgical gloves to the weekly checkups she's had to have since her diagnosis at 4 months of age

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8739 07:24

cute girl only she's made of millions of spiders

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8739 09:32

cute spider

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8739 16:08

Cute spider girl hugging you with all eight of her arm-legs while wrapping you in webbing so she can hug you later.

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8739 17:09

Cute spider girl pointing a leg to the upper-left corner.

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8740 03:32

Cute spider girl showing her love by eating all the mosquitoes and fruit flies.

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8740 16:44

Cute girl casually wondering aloud what it feels like to be ejaculated inside of.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8741 06:36

A man is riding on a train. He takes out a banana, pours salt on it, and throws it out the window. A few minutes later he takes out another banana, salts it, throws it out the window. He repeats this a few more times when the man sitting across from him finally asks "Why are you doing that?"

He replies "I don't like salted bananas."

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8741 15:35

A man checks into a hotel with his family. He says to the clerk, "I trust all the porn channels are disabled."
The clerk says, "No, they're normal you sick fuck."

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8741 16:41

Can you direct me to the channel with the cute girls?

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8741 20:19

Idris beats Haskell, or at least definitely will with half as many years under its belt

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8742 22:27

Ah, why must ejaculating dildos be so expensive? I've found one online which is perfect - apart from that it costs £50. With my student discount and loyalty points I can get that down to £35, but that still seems like an awful lot for one solitary dildo. Well, I suppose I have been working hard recently, perhaps I've earned this one...

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8744 13:25

Is there a LaTeX editor that, when I mouse over part of the code, highlights the corresponding element in the text?

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8744 14:51

Cute girl pneumatically accommodating herself to live with other cute girl who happens to be a lesbian

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8745 21:47

I mean, in theory, it wouldn't be that hard to upgrade any old regular dildo into an ejaculating dildo. All you'd need to do is drill a urethra down the middle, get one of those enema bulbs, and insert it into the bottom. Then you can just fill the bulb with the fluid of your choice, squeeze it, and the fluid will shoot majestically out of the glans. But I don't have any way of drilling a suitably long, thin hole, and above all, I don't want to risk ruining a perfectly good dildo.

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8745 23:36

>>343
I imagine you would also want some sort of tubing so that the jizz doesn't seep into the body of the dildo. Is that something to worry about? I don't have any experience with them.

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8745 23:56

ユダヤ人の問題の最終的解決

windows IME is pretty good, I only had to press space once

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 02:02

>>343
make a mold of your favorite dildo, put a thin tube from the base to the glans, pour in appropriate silicone, wait, remove fresh new dildo, trim excess, done

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 08:07

>>344
I have never seen or known of a dildo made of anything that isn't waterproof; I wouldn't have thought that'd be a problem. Also, you should definitely get better acquainted with dildos. Trust me, it'll improve your life immeasurably.

>>346
That would also work, but sounds like a lot more fuss, and would probably not be much less expensive than just buying an ejaculating dildo, I'm afraid to say.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 08:38

maybe try something like this, followed by surgical tubing? it'd be work + risk, but hey.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8746 17:37

Use a metal skewer (and lots of lube) to pierce the hole, and a thin knitting needle (and lots of lube) to guide the thin surgical tubing into place. For both the piercing and the guiding, take it gently, millimeters at a time, rather than attempting to ram it in all in one go, otherwise you'll run out of lube and will have trouble removing the implement.
You may wish to construct some kind of jig to hold the dildo straight for the duration of the process, as you'll be using a fair amount of force.
Disclaimer: I have neither attempted this nor handled a silicone dildo before.

350 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 08:44

Cute girl who loves you enough to share her key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 10:06

Cute girl giving you a homemade ejaculating dildo as a token of her love for you.

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 11:00

"I-I-I made this e-e-ejaculating dildo for you b-b-but it's not because I like you or anything baka!!"

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 18:35

Cute homemade ejaculating dildo covered in girl juice

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 19:40

are there any good video games

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 22:26

>>354
dance dance revolution
make sure you play an arcade machine though, the pads for home use are trash

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 01:29

Cute girl eating her own poop off of another cute girl's tits.

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 01:30

>>354
Kirby Air Ride.

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 04:28

Into the flame, into the fire
With no regard for a thing, fuck that I'm the lord of the game
I rule this empire

Lord of the game
Born to reign above all that you claim to know beyond a doubt
Cuz no one has came even close to the train
Of thought we drop like neutron bombs from the tower

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 07:16

>>354 Katamari Forever

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 07:48

>>354 no, none

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 08:03

i need less forced coprophagia tubes in my life

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 08:37

It gets on my nerves when people on the internet accuse each other of larping. There's nothing la about pretending to be a Nazi online.

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 11:51

>>355
fuck yeah. if only I lived somewhere with e-amuse

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 13:13

Google Docs more like Google Dox

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 18:43

Google is so 1984

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8750 20:45

>>354
Yes.

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8751 22:43

Cute girl turning down a job at Google because she's too much of a free spirit for that shit.

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8753 04:38

Will I ever have a cute girl of my own?

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8753 08:56

>>361
Sounds like you have shit taste.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8753 11:26

Everything's going to be okay.

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8753 12:33

>>369
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