[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8594 17:32

Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling her pillow tight, and thinking about how much she loves you.

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/

472 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 20:19

>>470
Try lying on your front, resting your weight on a cute girl. If no cute girls are available then a body pillow may suffice.

473 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 20:27

>>470-471
I once considered this myself, and I came to the conclusion that a bed allowing the user to recline at adjustable angles would be useful. For example, I'd like to lean back at about a 45 degree angle or so, with my feet braced against a footboard and my laptop supported by a standalone tray.

I've also come to the conclusion that this is massively expensive, yet useless for pretty much everything except using a laptop, and so would be even less feasible than installing a projector aimed above my head at the ceiling, modifying dentist's lights to hold monitors, or various other ideas which sound much more stupid when you say them than "bed which reclines at adjustable angles".

474 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 20:33

>>472
This puts some pretty severe strain on your neck. If you try to avoid the strain by letting your head droop down, blood starts rushing to your head.

This is only because you need a line of sight to your laptop, though. If you allow that line of sight to be interrupted, you could try resting your lips on the cute girl's (or the body pillow's). They should provide good support.

475 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8795 07:30

>>470
I lay on my back, use a tall pillow or two to prop my head up, pull up my knees and put my laptop on them. So I'm kind of looking up at toward the ceiling and my knees prop my screen up facing straight toward me. I think it's pretty comfortable, easy to type too. When I get tired I just adjust the angle of my head and knees.

476 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8795 09:21

>>470-475
I've always dreamed of having a bed, wireless keyboard and projector-aimed-at-the-roof combo, but I've never lived in one house long enough to make it a worthwhile investment. It definitely seems like the best solution when it comes to neck/back pain.

477 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8795 16:39

Shart Cathedral

478 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8795 20:34

A massage table. There's a hole for the face, and you can make arm slots if you need to. Laptop goes on a box underneath.
Or a dentist's chair and an IKEA concertina bathroom mirror to hold the laptop (use large screws).
You could probably find all of this in a skip.

479 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 03:56

>>476
I've tried projector aimed at the roof before, but it's just too far away, okay for watching movies but not for anything else. Have to squint to read text. Maybe could be solved if you live somewhere with a short roof or a super high quality projector?

480 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 05:19

Cute girl giving you a massage while you lie face down on a massage table and use your laptop.

481 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 10:30

Cute girl letting you stick things in her cute butt

482 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 17:11

But only cute things.

483 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 21:26

But cute things → butt

484 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 02:38

here, have these severed plant genitalia, custom dictates that they are an expression of my desire to mate with you

485 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 03:44

Idolm@ster Sidemans

486 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 03:46

>>481
Are they cute things?

487 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 03:56

>>486
Only cute things.

488 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 10:03

who paid the h@rambe
why does he want the dicks out

489 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 12:28

Love!

490 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 18:25

gorillas

491 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 10:59

vulgore gut grind

492 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 12:48

The soft blush of my girlfriend's face after a kiss.

493 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 14:29

I'm the perpetrator with a purple penetrator

494 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 15:11

When the man was married, he rented out a storage unit in secret to keep all of his lewd doujins and artbooks after his wife told him to throw them out.

495 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 21:40

That was far too much pasta.

496 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 22:05

I can't wait for class to be over.

497 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 22:23

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498 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 22:33

bored

499 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 13:14

The soft blush of my gorilla's face after a kiss.

500 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 14:38

William McKinley GET

501 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 19:10

>>494
shhh, don't expose my plan

502 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 00:44

smash a fash

503 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 07:50

Oh my god, goretrance x is just so GOOD

504 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 10:17

I think I'm going insane but I know things will be fine anyway.

505 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8803 16:57

spyrm

506 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8804 11:34

Cute girl who knows, she knows she's let you down; she's been a fool to herself; she thought that she could live for no one else, but now, through all the hurt and pain, it's time for her to respect the ones who loved her more than anything; so with sadness in her heart, feels the best thing she could do is end it all and live for ever; what's done is done, it feels so bad; what once was happy now is sad; she'll never love again; her world is ending; she wishes, that she could turn back time, 'cause now the guilt is all hers; can't live without the trust from those she loves; she knows, you can't forget the past; you can't forget love and pride; because of that it's killing her inside; it all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; in her heart of hearts, she knows that she could never love again; she's lost everything, everything, everything that matters to her, matters in this world; she wishes that she could turn back time, 'cause now the guilt is all hers, can't live without the trust from those she loves; she knows, you can't forget the past; you can't forget love and pride; because of that it's killing her inside; it all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; it all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; letting her down, letting her down, letting her down.

507 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8804 13:17

The new [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] thread doesn't have the links to the previous threads, and this irks be beyond reason.

508 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8804 14:21

wooah we're halfway there

509 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8804 15:24

>>506
I read all that shit waiting for the punchline, dammit.
I suppose that is the punchline.

510 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8804 21:28

>>509
https://youtu.be/_rcmeMxxGYw

511 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 05:39

iirc stands for "If I remember irc" 'cause that shit is fuckin dead and gone

512 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 06:31

>>507
Sorry, it was my first time creating an iteration of a long-running topic.

513 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 10:38

KoЯn

514 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 13:04

S31 5h0n4g0n

515 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 20:19

mentally referring to the Sussman as "Susser" gets pretty conflicting when people omit the umlauts on my favorite evangelion song

516 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 20:42

>>508 oh oh, we're livin' on a prayer

517 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 20:48

I can't really say I'm depressed any more, but if a cute girl invited me to commit a double suicide with her, I don't think I'd be able to refuse.

518 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 23:07

>>517
I'd probably just watch her do it and then wander off in search of better things to do with my time.

519 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8805 23:33

>>517
I also want to have a lesbian suicide pact with tkmiz.

520 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8806 00:18

Trying to take a tissue at the moment I die of shyness
I thought, but I do not have one.
Pull out the skin of the dick quietly and sperm into the skin
I dashed it to a saving toilet, but stumbled by a step
I found it on my mother the moment I sperm into my hallway.
I excused my husband to overflow Calpis
Even if you see it is sperm.
I'm really thankful to you.

521 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8806 11:56

I haven't yet watched the adaption but I doubt the new Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou anime can capture the magic of the manga. also, I'm trash

522 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8806 14:07

>>521
It's only an episode in, but it is a pretty strong start for being a faithful adaptation.

523 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8806 14:58

>>515
come, sweet sussman

524 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8806 18:17

I wonder if a HTTPS-to-HTTP gateway exists. I mean so I could view HTTPS-only sites through HTTP.

525 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8806 19:03

>>524
Someone's gotta decrypt it, why can't it be you? You just gotta set up a plain old proxy.

526 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8806 21:18

anusrape

527 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8808 09:27

Dark times.

528 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8808 16:40

and then everyone on the bus started to slow clap

529 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8808 20:29

cute lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

530 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 07:57

sadder about the death of an elderly japanese penguin than i've been about any human in a long time

531 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 17:55

Same about Stationmaster Tama

532 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8809 19:09

Niggore would be a good name for a shock grindcore band.

533 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8810 02:45

what'll it be, hips or lips?

534 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8810 04:03

Annoyed that there's no doujin based on Yojimbo called Ochinpo.

535 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8810 09:07

>>534
With all the scurrilous ROM hacks around I'm surprised no one's turned Duck Hunt into "Fuck Hunt" or "Duck Cunt".

536 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8810 23:41

Haha, yeah, I sure am empty inside.

537 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8811 01:19

Your new god is the scrum now.

538 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8811 11:49

using a high pressure hose makes me want to hose down a bunch protestors or toast someone to crisp with a flamethrower

539 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8812 19:08

Love's just a thing others do.

540 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8812 19:37

So is menstruating

541 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8812 21:36

niggot

542 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8816 05:16

fagger

543 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8816 21:52

Wow, I am really, really stupid.

544 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 12:39

"The name's Andrew.", he smirked, turning around from his computer.
"Andrew J. Squeeksand."

545 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 04:45

"Tha name's Andrew," he turns around vigorously flippant,
"Andrew "Jackson" Tanenbaum, and you better so to it as that."
flips out of a nogo cage
"SCRAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

546 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 04:56

Andrew Squeeksandsquawks

547 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 07:19

Why do we have two duplicate threads?

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 07:20

Wow, I really am aren't stupid. Now.

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 07:21

They Rickled me, Morty.

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 07:24

Wow, we really am really stupid, arent' we really?

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 10:15

HIGHER

552 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 03:46

If I bump two identical threads at once, that means one less unique thread to menace us!

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 04:09

Good news, everyone! I've invented a machine to turn myself into a pickle. You may call me "Pickle Farnsworth."

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 10:41

I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I think I own enough sex toys now.

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 18:54

Wait, do people unironically like and/or relate to rich sandches (of and morty) and scott pilgrim (of himself) (the characters)?
From the trailers, Rich and morty aren't funny (thit apparently has only one joke and that's a burp) and I read an entire book of scottt pilgrim and he is a total cunt and I did't like the book.

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 10:06

unless that's copy and paste you're trying too hard

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 13:23

>>553
Shit Pickle
vc reare

558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 14:05

>>553
The crossover I didn't know I needed.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 14:09

>>556
Rum made me not care. I still don't. The question still stands. Fight me

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 06:17

The media is obsessed with the idea that being super smart = being an asshole. Dr. House, Sherlock Homes, Rick, etc. etc.

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 10:00

>>559
Can't be bothered fighting anything. You win.

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 11:53

arcade is my husbando

captcha: goy

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 14:27

Nothing ever changes.

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 14:33

>>561
You okay bud? Anonymous guy on the internet is always supposed to get into asinine arguments over minuscule matters.

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8825 22:21

I weighed myself this morning, took a shit and weighed myself again and gained 0.2 lbs.

566 Name: cam girls angel : 1993-09-8826 00:07

http://cam-x.com

That about sums it up

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 23:27

one-way trip to Niger

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 23:32

Internet Addicks

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 16:50

Hate the nigger, not the niggee.

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 18:30

My life is so full, but I am so empty.

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 18:52

>>570
Don't feel guilty about that

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