[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Girls][#24] (999)

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 01:42

A. Dick

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 03:51

petition for penioplasty to be renamed adadictomy

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 04:02

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8829 22:18

What strange creatures we are.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 03:06

Oh we are back!

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 03:27

waaaaaai wai

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 10:50

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 11:01

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 12:51

This Linux distro makes the AA look like shit but I can't be arsed to hunt down a fix.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 13:18

Cute girl but I dumped her

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 16:11

And then I humped her

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 16:39

And then I dumped... on her

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8832 17:01

And then I bumped into her at Planned Parenthood

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 12:41

Cute thread but I bumped her

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8833 23:30

That's one nuked Duke

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 00:39

username: DILDOMASTER666

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8834 08:21

THE DILDOM@STER

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 07:19

Cute girl suddenly arriving at the realization that she forgot to do something important.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 17:21

Cute girl suddenly arriving at the realisation that nothing can ever be as important as being cute.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 21:43

Cute girl telling Lo Wang to piss off with an Uzi.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8837 23:05

DILM@S

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 09:48

PISSFL@PS

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8838 23:37

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8839 03:49

nan demo nai desuuuu

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 04:03

lesbians can be such dicks sometimes

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:12

And if I get bored, I can always just kill myself.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8840 21:17

>>597
One Weird Trick to never being bored again

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 13:32

Cute girl staying up all night working on handmade chocolates. Not because she wants you to eat them or anything, she just likes making them. But she tends to make too many, so it would be a waste not to share them.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 19:14

I need to work but I just can't do it. I just can't do it. I need help.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8841 19:24

Autocorrect from "muchos gracias" to "mucous gravitas"

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8843 16:59

nyanpantsu
how bout I su the pant off you

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 07:27

dats sho kawaii

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 23:59

I just want to be loved.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 13:17

Seamonkey is actually alright

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8845 13:23

>>604
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LOEV YOU

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 19:19

I just want to be cuddled.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 19:57

baby make your move
step across the line

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 20:22

no wait not that line

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 08:06

>>605
no wait I take this back

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 10:58

no wait
it's time for a hammer

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 05:35

Cute girl scolding you for not doing that thing you said you were going to do.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 06:40

>>610
I had it installed for browsing a certain hierarchy. Then the last server for it went down (disk crashed, apparently?) and it was pretty clear that despite arguably being an interesting part of net history on technical grounds, basically nobody gave a shit about the network by the end; after all, the remaining userbase was a very small fraction of the already small fraction of people still using NNTP.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 07:27

lenowo

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 08:22

cute boy who looks like a cute girl telling you to be gentle

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 08:47

just checking the time

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 09:46

a nice girl to love will come along some day

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 12:16

cute girl crossing the gender line

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 12:37

cute boy who looks like a cute girl telling you to be rough

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 12:51

piss enemas

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 13:04

many tags

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 14:33

Finally I can show off to all three of my steam friends when I'm playing Yume Nikki

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:49

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:51

Sorry, what I meant was:

>>615,619,620
Nice!

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 22:24

>>624
OMG OPTIMIZED

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 21:30

I spent so long seeking the cute girl, when the cute girl was actually inside of me the whole time.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 21:42

I was inside the cute girl yesterday

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 12:26

"With the rise of the Puritan party in the 17th century Church of England, the custom of the Lord of Misrule was outlawed as it was deemed "disruptive"; even after the Restoration, the custom remained banned and soon became forgotten.[15] In the early 19th century, the Oxford Movement in the Anglican Church ushered in "the development of richer and more symbolic forms of worship, the building of neo-Gothic churches, and the revival and increasing centrality of the keeping of Christmas itself as a Christian festival" as well as "special charities for the poor" in addition to "special services and musical events".[14] Charles Dickens and other writers helped in this revival of the holiday by "changing consciousness of Christmas and the way in which it was celebrated" as they emphasized family, religion, gift-giving, and social reconciliation as opposed to the historic revelry common in some places.[14]"

tl;dr NO FUN ALLOWED

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 17:17

Jeff Benzos

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 18:13

>>626 how big was her dick

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 18:13

gotta go gap
captcha goym

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8906 18:15

SYNCHRONISED

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 01:48

SWIMMING

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 03:30

under the moon cute girls to isshou

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8909 14:20

hurt me up inside

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 09:31

Cute girl cuddling you so tenderly that ten years later a stranger brushes past you in a crowd and something about the sensation calls back memories of her arms around you and involuntarily your eyelids begin to droop, a wistful sigh escapes your lips, and your entire being is flooded with feelings of warmth and unconditional love.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8910 12:29

>>636
君の・・・名は・・・

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:58

like poultry

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 03:05

Why is Mio Akiyama only ever visually depicted using a standard 4-string setup? In the recording of Fuwa Fuwa Time, she clearly goes down to a low D at 2:57.

Likewise, in Sweet Bitter Beauty Song (before Azu-nyan showed up), Yui uses trem at 0:58, 1:06, 1:33, 1:47, 2:09, 2:38, 2:45, 3:31, and 3:45, which is incongruous with her manic devotion to her fixed-bridge Les Paul.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 07:55

Horoscopes are dumb and have no basis in science. As a logically-grounded Pisces I don't believe in such nonsense.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 09:29

What the fuck? Were they so dead set on making "not a superhero movie" that "wolverine escorts his wife's daughter from setpiece to setpiece and then dies" sounded like the better option?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 14:58

> his wife's daughter

i think you're on to something

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 17:37

that's because it is a bad show

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:08

Don't look at me!

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:52

>>640
Horoscopes are dumb and have no basis in science, I have determined that my thinking skills as an INTP are what lead me to reach this conclusion

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 02:13

Look, I think Mencius Moldbug is not nearly as smart as people claim he is and most of his ideas are just confirmation bias.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 08:52

That guy in the other thread has a really good point.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 09:11

which is?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 09:15

okay now I think I see it

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 00:14

At this pace #24 will outpace #25

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:24

Cute girl sticking random things in her butt and then complaining about it.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:27

Earn $1,000,000 together.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 17:58

Cute girl earning $1,000,000 together with you.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 20:01

I must also admit to liking Japanese twitter. 160/280 characters is practically an essay in Japanese so there's less "fk u ur dum 1/4"

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 12:59

I'd like to pee
under the sea
in octopuses garden
on it's grave

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 20:31

I’m super nervous about joining the military.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 21:37

>>656
As someone who was also nervous, I can say it's not so bad. There's a lot of bureaucratic nonsense you have to put up with, but if you can do it the benefits are pretty nice.

May I ask what it is about joining that makes you particularly nervous?

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 22:40

>>657
Mostly homesickness. I haven't received a date for when recruit training is supposed to begin, but I'm already crying like a bitch.

There's also the realization that I have to cut down on my internet addiction.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 01:16

>>658 Why would you do that? I always thought the military was the last refuge of the dimwit, or for people with other social issues... but you must have some braincells to be here at DQN, so what gives? Did you wake up one morning and think "Hmm, I think I'll submit myself to be a pawn in someone's game today"

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 01:34

>>658
Ah, yeah. I've never had much trouble with homesickness personally, so I can't give you a lot of advice on that front, but I know it can be pretty rough. Keep your chin up.

Recruit training is just a game you have to play. Millions of people have played it, and by far most of them get through okay. You generally can only lose if you do something really stupid (they tell you all the rules, you just follow them) or have health problems. Think of it as a higher-intensity summer camp, except you come out of it slightly buffer and with money in the bank. I would recommend keeping a journal, even if all it is is a brief log of the things you did or how you felt each day. That was something that helped keep me grounded in reality and time. They play some mind games with you, they'll set you up to fail so they can watch your reaction...the best defense is to remember, again, that it's just a game. It sucks, and then it's over.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 06:30

>>659
wew lad that's a galaxy gigabrain take from start to finish

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 07:21

>>661

>dismissal

Typical archist.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 07:47

>>662
"🏴 #iamverysmart 🏴" may make you feel good, but it's not spiritually capable of sustaining a worthy way of life.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 10:54

What it is still not confident enough to
do is to allow political Islam a public voice.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 11:43

Man. It's amazing how fast beer flushes through your system and how much urine the bladder can hold.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 14:40

>>659

> [...] must have some braincells to be here at DQN.

(´<_` )

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 14:57

Let's pop together!
All night!

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:12

EDM/trap/dubstep and related genres are going to be the "dadrock" of whatever comes after generation Z in like 20-30 years, it's gonna be weird as fuck

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8916 15:59

studying political and economic history as a hobby was a massive mistake. if it was a college degree i could drop out, but you can't drop a hobby - what would you do then? even without learning any more, you're trapped with the knowledge you have.

670 Name: Not >>662 : 1993-09-8917 01:46

>>663 What do you mean by "spiritually capable"? I disagree that one way of life is any worthier than another.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8917 02:45

I was writing about the messy comment overlay on Nico Nico Douga and ended up with the phrase "comment bukkake all over the video" in my clipboard. Later on, I was showing my boss something in a terminal window and accidentally pasted the phrase.

In my panic I somehow forgot I could just press Up or Ctrl+U to erase it. Instead I held down the backspace key and there was a painfully long moment as the word 'bukkake' remained on the screen. Now, my boss has a bad habit of reading everything on screen under his breath, and as he silently mouthed the words 'bukkake' his eyes widened a little bit...

Neither of us mentioned the incident after that.

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