CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:47

2GET

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 05:29

"looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around."

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 08:57

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 09:07

Its impossible to log in to a jagex mod account without being on Jagex company」

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 09:16

>>5
actually they issue work computers that are set up with a corporate VPN

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 09:20

>>4
sorta reminds me of denpa + a little bit of iglooghost

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 11:25

The concept of "mental health" in our society is defined largely by the extent to which an individual behaves in accord with the needs of the system and does so without showing signs of stress.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 14:24

Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:15

政治はだめ

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 22:20

Закатилась зорька за лес

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:00

slackware64/a/openssl-solibs-1.0.2h-x86_64-1.txz

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:30

Because even though they may not intend to create worlds populated with stereotypes, they grew up in a world filled with them. It is easy to see how this could happen: When content creators need a species of greedy traders, maybe they are more inclined to make them short. And bespectacled. And maybe give them shrill voices and big noses.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 01:25

I'll never forget the first time I saw Crazy Frog. I was at the Planet Hollywood restaurant in Downtown Disney in 2006, sitting on the second floor (right under the frozen Sylvester Stallone from "Demolition Man") and watching the big screen that took up the entire back wall, when Crazy Frog's "Axel F" music video came on. I was so infatuated on this weird song and video that I couldn't get it out of my head. Fast forward about a year or two and I'm walking around a Target store when I find a Crazy Frog radio (pic related) on the clearance shelf. Since I was still into Crazy Frog at the time, I bought it (well, my mother bought it for me since I was still a little kid). I thought it was hot shit since it could play both the radio and (parts of) his trademark song: "Axel F". My love of Crazy Frog ended when one night as I lie in bed, the radio started "talking" by itself, and by talking I mean it would go "DING-DING" and light up despite the fact that nobody had pushed the button that made him go "DING-DING". Little me was convinced that this Crazy Frog radio was haunted, so I took it and shoved it in a box in the basement. A few days later, I was playing in the basement and suddenly the Crazy Frog radio went "BAM-BAM". I bolted up the stairs and hid in my room, convinced that the evil spirit within my once beloved frog-shaped radio saw me. After that, I didn't like Crazy Frog anymore, and stopped playing in the basement until I was sure the batteries had run down. This isn't meant to be like a creppypasta or some shit, this is seriously what I think of whenever I see Crazy Frog brought up on the internet.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 01:59

野球好きな人

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 10:12

disagree

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 02:00

Murderer James French (Before his death by electric chair): "Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 03:00

(While we’re at it, let me also summarize this entire review: The Sims Social is a game about sitting around in your house. It’s a game where you can make your character play games, and then watch him smile, unable to join his fun. Is this art? Fuck you. Is this a game? Not quite. Is it terrorism? Maybe. Is it interesting? Sure. Is it evil? Let’s go ahead and say, “Why not?”)

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 03:14

It used to be common practice in England to ring a telephone by sending higher voltage across one side of the two wire circuit and ground ("earth" in England). When the subscriber answered the phone, it switched to the two-wire circuit for the conversation. This method allowed two parties on the same line to be signaled without disturbing each other.

An elderly lady called the phone company complaining that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called; and that on a few occasions when it did ring, her dog barked first. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog.

He climbed the nearby telephone pole, hooked up his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring. He tried again. The dog barked loudly, followed by a ringing telephone. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found that:

a. There was a bad connection on the telephone grounding post connecting the house to ground.

b. The dog was tied to the grounding post via a metal chain attached to a metal collar;

c. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current through his neck to the damp English ground, just enough to shock the dog but not enough to complete the circuit to the phone;

d. After several such jolts, the dog would start barking and urinate on the ground;

e. The now-soaked ground helped complete the circuit if the dog stepped in it, making the phone ring.

Which shows that some problems can be fixed just by pissing on them --if only temporarily!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 00:28

>>650
My first thought was it's from the perspective of one of those people who is against fat shaming and talks about HAES and calls their parents by their first name and is "on a diet because she doesn't love me" and is posting on a support each other's future heart attacks forums.
I just don't like people that much

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 02:14

6QKQ6t

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 02:20

びみょう

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 08:34

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 08:58

"If the current national ticket price average of 9.27 dollars is used, that means that no more than 31 people bought tickets to see the crime drama," the Wrap noted.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 09:53

Error: Existence of a remote traffic counter gadget (e.g. google analytics).

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 21:48

1 §. Should bee fly into another forest, and has the owner followed them there, he shall mark it, and let the men of the village know; they then have no violence to take him. Have swarm sat in a bearing and protected tree; then it shall be kept, and no tree cut, or spilled, at fine, as said in Chapter 13. Is it in another tree; cut down, and the bee shall take their (something).

2 §. Find one bee in his house, or that in which he owns a share; it is his, who found it. Is he a tenant, he enjoys a third, and the owner of the land two shares. Are they found within anothers pasture, nobody shall enjoy a share; are they found outside of pasture, in anothers forest and soil; own a third, and the landowner two shares. Say two to have found same bee; enjoy he the finder's fee, who first announced. About he, who on anothers property finds, and not announces, but removes, and he, who with food and bait attract another man's bee, is determined in The Law of Misdeeds.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 06:32

Allied troops landed on Kiska on August 15, 1943. Allied troops expected to meet a Japanese force several times the size of the one on Attu, and they were prepared for heavy casualties. The men were greeted instead by half a dozen dogs, among them "Explosion," who originally belonged to the captured Kiska Aerological Detail, and who the Japanese had cared for during the occupation.

Allied commanders refused to believe that the Japanese could have completely evacuated Kiska. For eight days, troops searched the island, firing into the dense fog and sometimes accidentally shooting their comrades. 24 Allied soldiers were killed by friendly fire, four by Japanese booby traps, and a further 71 died when the ship Abner Read struck a floating mine. 168 Allied soldiers were wounded or fell ill on Kiska. The bombardment and invasion of the deserted island was written off as a "training exercise," and the Aleutian Campaign officially ended after 439 days of warfare.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 06:24

The Diatium power cell was the primary power source for a lightsaber and one of the critical components of a lightsaber hilt. Diatium power cells contained extremely concentrated amounts of trumponium gas that would form a plasma rod when heated.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 19:45

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31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 02:09

So what are we meant to do when we have two clipboards? What I've done so far is paste the actual CTRL+V one first, and then my PRIMARY, but I'm not sure whether that really goes with the spirit of the thread.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 09:45

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 18:37

>>31
Whichever is more interesting

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 23:45

This project has been removed by the Newgrounds moderation team.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 11:21

(chiefly Britain, rhyming slang) A wanker. (In this sense, the term can also be abbreviated to merchant.)

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 12:30

「龍使い」になれる本

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 14:26

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 05:39

from datetime import date

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 05:33

what is it with you guys and this mkultra activation shit

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 15:50

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 16:16

I got suspespended twice in one day for sending death threats to my own account. I faced god and walked backwards into hell.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 17:04

Stakûga

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