CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 09:02

Understand "[infection color]" or "[infection color] [ice cream]" as "[flavored ice cream]".

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 13:00

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403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 13:33

my servant stable is a sausagefest

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 16:17

Fuck off. Osamu Tezuka grandfathered kemono into all of anime. There is nothing we can do.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 03:36

Tezuka Osamu is the greatest traveler, the pioneer, the trailblazer of his inner space, his own depths. I'm sure, a rare person who dabbed in anime and manga could reach half as far as he did.
It's hard to express my gratitude for his foundation, his creation of kemono.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 09:43

for the free sex that never happens in real life except furries are obsessed with it because they have had none of it but haven't come to terms with the fact that "getting lucky" is literally getting lucky because sex is the result of two people doing something embarrassing and awkward in a bedroom.

People are so far apart these days that many people confuse attention as kindness and actual kindness given to someone in a lonely place results in that person to generate sexual attraction for the person that actually cared, no matter who that person is.

People get so lonely that that fantasize about sex with anyone and anything, because it's a huge step up from their lonely lives. People who have had no interaction with others, if they finally manage to get some of it, they become attracted to the person that gave them it, even sexually.

This is why a huge section of society has these fetishes and why so many people accumulate many fetishes. They are substitutes for social interaction.

that attraction to people, it transcends sex and love, because sex and love come after social interaction, thus, if the social interaction need is not met, you will literally love the first person that pays attention to you as a sort of overcompensation effect.

You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because they are so obsessed with that interaction, that they will ignore reality, make their personas into gods and gays online to fit in because they want that interaction.

They pay to imagine that they are in that situation, to pretend that they've achieved some semblance of success in a social circle. It's like videogames, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more sad.

It's not even about sex, it's about a need to belong. Loneliness does horrible things to you. But they'll keep doing this, even as it pushes them away from people. because this is their life.

You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because every single one of those people who paid for self inserts are lonely as shit.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 10:13

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 15:45

Also I'm a boring bastard who reads laws for fun sometimes and I wanna see some oddly specific crimes and wonder about "why that sign is there".

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 00:36

Semper Fi

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 06:57

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 17:07

bustling maritime superhighway

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 11:40

Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thy image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful, especially in the divine person of Thy only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, grant we beseech Thee, that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, bishop and doctor, during our journeys through the Internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 07:45

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 20:56

“Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months,” said Michael Treser, a transgender veteran who was with his service-members during this summer’s Pride Parade. “To the most transgender military members in the world, there is nothing more humiliating than having to admit that you are the only one who doesn’t know who you are, or that you’re the one who is being discriminated against, or that you are a member of a military.”

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:21

>>414 I identify as an attack helicopter.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:34


>Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months

This reads like the tagline to a bad horror movie. All you'd have to do is change months to hours or days.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:41

I identify as an unfunny dead meme.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 23:04

dicks out for >>417

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 09:56

There's a little gnome in your urethra and he wants to come out. DO. NOT. LET. THE GNOME. OUT.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 10:36

1 bItCoIn WiLl Be WoRtH $2M bY 2020 gOvErNmEnTs CaN't ToUcH iT

tHe HuMaNe SoLuTiOn To CuRrEnCy

> insane electricity consumption
> gamers on budgets are priced out
> exchange rate fluctuates so rapidly and transaction times are so slow that the main reason to accept it for goods and services is the merchandiser himself being a risky speculator
> it hasn't recovered to the market price it was at before The People's Republic gave it the evil eye


421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 14:29

We believe this project is the first step in the direction of developing large NLP systems without task-specific training data. That is, we are developing a machine language system in the generative style with no explicit rules for producing text. We hope for future collaborations between computer scientists, linguists, and machine learning researchers.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 21:17

Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? Where are you going? Who do you serve and who do you trust?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:16

The Devouring Fungus

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:28

hm, hektor is kind of annoying!

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 03:26

An oral history Storytelling System

There may be actual evidence that this is not there. Feel free to comment or perhaps give these descriptions to gotland boy.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 04:41


427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 05:26

  • Retrieve missing cover

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 05:43

Replying to @mikami_shiori

install gentoo

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 03:43

At some point a man's gotta stop nutting to thoughts and start nutting in thots

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 12:33

For this native of Ohio — an American equivalent of Saitama

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 01:26


433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 03:00

Timbs v. Indiana

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 05:05

The lithium mining processes required to make your hybrid car make its environmental benefits basically nonexistent.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 22:32

Having a magnificent mane that is the envy of women, men, and Lions is no accident

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 01:41

i am a condor. i haev a frilly neck and i seek out carrion in the wild w/ my senses. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will login to your computer tonight and sort files in the desktop and downloads folder to your documents subfolders according to their filetype

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 01:47

The suicide instructions are sandwiched between clips from the popular Nintendo game Splatoon and delivered by a man speaking in front of what appears to be a green screen — an apparent effort to have him blend in with the rest of the animated video.

"Remember kids, sideways for attention, longways for results," the man says, miming cutting motions on his forearm. "End it."

The man featured is YouTuber Filthy Frank, who has over 6.2 million subscribers and calls himself "the embodiment of everything a person should not be," although there is no evidence that Frank, whose real name is George Miller, was involved in creating the doctored video. He did not immediately respond to CBS News' request for comment.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 05:32

Moved to an Eastern European forest to live as a hermit with 100/100Mbit fiber internet

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 07:30

class DESU

creation {ANY}


feature {ANY}

main is
io.put_string("desu ")

end -- class DESU

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 18:34

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 21:21

"this is what a gay coroner who listens to turkish grindcore and drinks imperial stouts looks like"

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 23:35

That bit of fur on the bridge of a cats nose is magic and that is why they dont let you touch it no matter how much you try

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 00:57

If you just watch the video you'll see Bitcoin is going to save the white race from the scourge of cronyism, women, and paved roads.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 04:29

I Can't Believe My Alien Visitor Is My Little Sister

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 18:41

NTSB investigators either traveled in support of this investigation or conducted a significant amount of investigative work without any travel, and used data obtained from various sources to prepare this aircraft accident report.


The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows:

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 02:44


448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 08:16

The President of the United States thus wrote a personal check for the payment of hush money as part of a criminal scheme to violate campaign finance laws.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 09:59

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 01:52

The word rorirori meant "unsettled from fright".

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 08:02


452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 08:26

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 10:03

  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 onion chopped
  • 1 tsp each hot smoked paprika and dried thyme
  • 300g Chopped Up Egyptian Mummy Body Parts
  • 3 tbsp dry sherry or white wine (optional)
  • 400g can chopped tomatoes with garlic
  • 900ml chicken stock
  • 400g bag frozen seafood mix juice ½ lemon

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 13:19

did he mean like
literally lifting girls

like bench pressing them or something?

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 19:56

( •ω• )σ ( . Y . )

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 22:36

According to a website that caters to rural Americans, pot belly pigs apparently aren’t meant to be food as their meat isn’t that good—especially if they have the diet of a pet pig. That said, they are a pig and one of the few skills humans have is the ability to eat pigs.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 00:09

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 00:21

boldog születésnapot

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 01:11

The New Tetris

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 00:11


462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 22:22

You can create your own Gaussian Girl by duplicating her base layer, giving the new top layer a strong Gaussian Blur, and then setting it to about 50% opacity. If you are a straight guy or a Lesbian and need glasses, you can achieve a similar effect by taking them off before looking at women. (Straight women and gay men also sometimes enjoy this effect when looking at men and there's definitely such a thing as a Gaussian Guy.) If you don't, try having a lot of alcohol first. This latter technique is called the Beer Goggles effect. (Thus the phrase, "She's a 2 at 10 but a 10 at 2".)

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 06:25

It looks like you are running an ad-blocking script. We've got good news for you! We at The-Eye do not believe in advertisements, thus we do not have any. The-Eye operates strictly via user donations, we do not earn any money from your clicks.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 07:35


465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 09:47

1846, He has meikle to answer for to you, Saunders, and I have mair; and to me he has—but I maun dree my weird.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 20:24

I don't understand what this is trying to get me to do.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 23:29

It's from TVTropes, referring to the out-of-focus closeup shots of women that used to be popular in '60s shows like Star Trek: TOS. Basically a crude, early form of cosmetic retouching before Photoshop existed.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:39


469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:46

The owners’ wives also received photos of themselves covered in the trolls’ semen, a practice called tribute.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 22:37

Popular Arguments

When challenged by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to become vegetarian, Timothy McVeigh argued that "plants are alive too, they react to stimuli (including pain); have circulation systems, etc".[14][15]

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 00:50

•Posted by u/EriwanKenobi
1 hour ago
What do you do if you took a dump and you cant flush because your shit is floating in the water? pls answer fast?
79% Upvoted

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 01:13

Once I was at my aunt's house in Nevada, and her and some other relatives were out gambling, so it was me and some cousins at the house.

Anyway, on the first floor bathroom I took a gigantic shit, and so I flushed and washed my hands as usual. I noticed the shit wasn't going down, so I flushed again. By this time, the water level wasn't going down at all, and it was approaching the top of the bowl. Panicked, I yelled at my cousins, asking if they had a plunger.

They had none.

I was up a river without a paddle. I thought quickly and grabbed the anti-slip mat from the bathtub, and thought I could use it to cover the bowl and press down on it to create pressure to try to force the shit through the toilet. I couldn't get a seal. I got on the seat on my fucking knees and pressed inward with my hands and it didn't work.

More panicked, I flushed a few more times and realized I would have to drain some of the water, or else any further attempts to unclog might have ended in disaster. It took me a few tries to get a water container (was under the sink) into the toilet and transferring hopefully just "muddy" water into the sink (yes, I used the sink), and I got rid of about 1/3 of the height of the water.

Realizing my options were down to leaving it be and leaving the bathroom, or other macguyver stunts, I didn't want to be badly embarrassed when everyone found out I took a hueg shit. By now I had been in the bathroom for more than an hour.

So my next, and honestly insane, idea was to REACH INTO THE BOWL, to try to CLEAR UP THE SHIT WITH MY HAND.

It took me about 20 minutes just to work up the courage to get my hand submerged.

So once I had stopped gagging from having my hand in SHIT WATER, it wasn't so bad. Since my hand was in there, I was closer and could see little bits of carrot and broccoli in my shit. Disgusting, and also it told me I don't chew my food enough.

Anyway, once I had reached around the hole in the bottom of the bowl, I could feel nothing. The shit was too far in for my hands to reach. All that effort getting my hands in shit and it didn't pay off.

I washed my hands 16 times. The smell didn't completely come out for a few days.

I searched under the sink and decided I would try one more thing. I found some garbage bags. Since they were big enough, I figure I could use pressure to press down the shit through the hold without getting my hands wet again (basically covering the entire bowl and cupping enough water in part of the plastic over the hole, and then pressing it in). Since this part required less of a seal, IT WORKED. I cleaned it up, threw it away and covered it as best I could with another garbage bag in the trash. I washed my hands another 15 times.

I had been in the bathroom for more than two hours by this point. My cousins were getting worried. They asked if I was alright, I said I was fine. I was victorious. When I left that bathroom, I felt like I had defeated an entire army of terrorists armed to the teeth in automatic weapons and explosives. The only other time in my life where I have felt so victorious was my high school graduation.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 04:26

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 09:39

However, Shigetaka Kurita, director of Kadokawa Dwango corporation, criticized Azur Lane for lacking the sense of "tragedy and heroism" in Kantai Collection. Kurita described the game as "merely an idol action game with a fleet motif". He found the greatest appeal of Kantai Collection to be the "sorrow of the Imperial Japanese Navy" saying that one might cry while playing Kantai Collection but not Azur Lane.[60]

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 01:32

[11:05:41] <(redacted*)> and he was like "IST DAS EINE DROHUNG??!"

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 02:05

CS GO? How about CS no.
Fortnite? More like night night.
Destiny 2? Destination ew.
Overwatch? More like god I can't bear to watch.

Twitch should be a bloody place. The latest trend among us vets is this, Stardew Valley.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 21:51

Much more dignified than being assasinated by a toilet ninja.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 10:42

Most barnacles are hermaphrodites and exhibit cross-fertilisation, so they need to be clustered closely together in order to be able to breed. An individual acting as a male extends his long penis to impregnate the mantle cavity of another individual in close proximity. Here internal fertilisation takes place and the embryos are brooded until the first moult.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:50

When he arrived in an ancient butter-colored Mercedes diesel, he carried in the back seat a dog that nearly took off Sabatini’s left ear. The dog’s name is Corey Feldman. Simpkins explained that he and his ex-wife once had a cat that they named Corey Haim. The day after they named the cat, the human Corey Haim died. So, said Simpkins, “I named the dog Corey Feldman just to see what would happen.”

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 00:09


482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 01:06

Eight notes? Eight notes? Absolute luxury! I played double bass at school - in 1984, we played O Fortuna from Carmina Burana, and the bass part had eighty-four bars of D. Eighty-four bars. EIGHTY-FOUR BARS of the one note. D. An open string. EIGHTY-FOUR #*&ING BARS. That was thirty-four years ago, and I remember the UTTER TEDIUM of EIGHTY-FOUR BARS OF THE SAME OPEN STRING. I have not forgotten, and I have not forgiven. It left me SCARRED. If I ever meet up with the conductor of the senior orchestra again, he must be in his nineties by now, but I DON'T CARE I'm going to grab him by the tie and pull the knot ridiculously tight and let down the tyres of his wheelchair and scream "That's for eighty-four bars of SHEER BOREDOM YOU RELENTLESS BASTARD." If you're out there, Mr Trigg, you have been warned...

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 02:31

hought this was

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 10:21

you may only draw porn of characters that canonically blipped into existence one day with at least 18 years of existing history behind them, fully grown

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 18:35

Here's a blocklist of all accounts on Twitter.

Peace at last

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 23:11

How to Say No to Drugs

Use our SUTEKI (wonderful) method to say no:

Slurp udon instead of slurping drugs

Use caution when picking what you consume, like choosing good tempura

Take some udon instead of taking drugs

Eat the udon happily

Kindly go home after you’re done eating

Instead of another white powder, have some wheat flour

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 02:28

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 10:56

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 15:15

I'm getting increasingly irritated at people who omit the word "not" or "n't" from their sentences. Please stop saying the exact thing you wanted to not say!

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 20:45

NSFW] I want to be invited to impure heterosexual exchange by Shinoa-chan after the battle of my destiny

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 23:07

When Ophiuchus, encircled by the serpent’s great coils, rises beside the figure of Capricorn, he renders the forms of snakes innocuous to those born under him. They will receive snakes into the folds of their flowing robes, and will exchange kisses with these poisonous monsters and suffer no harm.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 06:39


495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 08:00

Correction: March 12, 2019

A previous version of this article misidentified Mr. Lopp's sports car. It was a Lotus Elise, not Elite. The article also misidentified a weapon fired by Mr. Lopp. It was an AR-15 rifle, not a Kel-Tec shotgun.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 09:15

Male, 25 years old
When the villages of Hinamizawa and Hanuda collide, Japan, Asia
Offline - Last On: 3292days 19 hours ago

(glad i'm not the only one who drew this connection)

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 06:43

BC Liberal MLA Worries Too Many ‘Starbucks Employees’ Are Going to Live in His Wealthy West Vancouver Neighbourhood

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 20:01

When a mecha or robot is depicted having sex with a female character.

499 Name: vc: vag : 1993-09-9329 00:43

JK Rowling had confirmed Dumbledore was gay awhile back after the final Harry Potter book had been released.

Now she's finally settled a long-standing debate over what sort of relationship the pair had before Grindelwald went full dark wizard on us.

"Their relationship was incredibly intense," she said in the Distinctly Dumbledore feature on the Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Blu-Ray.

"It was passionate, and it was a love relationship. But as happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can't know, you can believe you know.

Ezra Miller talks Credence's motives in Fantastic Beasts 2 in new clip

(Image: Daily Mirror)

"So I'm less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationships."

So there you have it, while Rowling had said Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald before she hadn't spoken out on whether Grindelwald had requited those feelings or how that pannedout.

In the movie the relationship has only been hinted at so far, with no real fleshing out of their past.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is out now as a digital download and will be released on 4k, Blu-Ray, 3D and DVD on March 18.

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500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 12:14

That file name is WILD

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