CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 06:44

People on the Internet say I must be fun at parties, but they are wrong, because people at parties treat me like a total buzzkill.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 08:22

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9424 19:40

Razumikhin's reference here is to G. Z. Yeliseyev's feuilleton 'Diverse Opinions: Are Women Human? Opinions Ancient and Modern', published in The

704 Name: sdhfgjhdfjg : 1993-09-9424 20:34

go for it

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9425 22:02

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9428 10:51


707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9429 00:53

Na dně moře máme 'failsafe' mechanismus. Obrovskou silou vytrhl kotvu města ze dna oceánu. My jsme... zhrozili jsme se...! Zhrozili jsme se. Neuvěřitelný! Co se to děje? A ten hluk! Celé město se třáslo jako při zemětřesení. To bylo něco neuvěřitelnýho. A najednou... se hneme. Celé město stoupalo... stoupalo nahoru. Nahoru k hladině. To... to bylo něco neuvěřitelnýho. A... a... a věže prorazily hladinu a vyjeli jsme nahoru. Nahoru! Vody, vlny, vodopády! Všechno teče z těch vejšek. A vystřelili jsme nahoru, úplně, úplně na vršek... a najednou... slunce. Sluníčko... prostě proudilo do všech oken. Do smrti... do smrti na to nezapomenu.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 09:47

Chinese buyer enquiries on U.S. property were down 27.5% in the first quarter of 2019 from the comparable year-ago period

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 10:43

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9430 10:47

I fucked up and now its to late
Submitted by Daniel Garza on January 14, 2017 - 1:36am
Yeah right, im sure u will post.. the anger yes thats the way i am 2 , i do take responsibility for my actions everybody has strength and weaknesses. I just dont have the balls to initiate the relationship, but if u do that for me which all it takes is 30 min u will be rewarded with my strength and believe me i have balls i will love, cherish, smother,faithful, and never ever let u goi will be 24/7 but the thing is i loved u to where i love everything about u u were perfect know matter what u did i was still there for u but me maybe u like me but not that way

I didn't mean to hurt you.
Submitted by Randi Gunther Ph.D. on January 14, 2017 - 3:29pm
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714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9431 01:59

We had previously used a deli slicer to turn a human brain hemisphere into one such full series of thin cuts. The slicer was wonderful for separating cortical gyri—but it had one major drawback: Too much of the human brain matter stayed on its circular blade, precluding estimates of the total number of cells in the hemisphere. If we wanted to know the total number of neurons in the elephant brain hemisphere, we had to cut it by hand, and in thicker slices, to minimize eventual losses to the point of making them negligible.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9432 16:31

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 21:09

Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough to Play Competitively

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9433 21:57


718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9434 01:09

Many abridged translations omit the Count's enthusiasm for hashish. When serving a hashish jam to the young Frenchman Franz d'Epinay, the Count (calling himself Sinbad the Sailor), calls it, "nothing less than the ambrosia which Hebe served at the table of Jupiter." When he arrives in Paris, the Count brandishes an emerald box in which he carries small green pills compounded of hashish and opium which he uses for sleeplessness. (Source: Chapters 31, 32, 38, 40, 53 & 77 in the 117-chapter unabridged Pocket Books edition.)

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9435 05:29

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720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9436 15:37

Carthage is home to a growing Hispanic community.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 05:34


722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9437 07:09

Bitch Gakuen ga Seijun na Hazu ga Nai!!?

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 01:48

In several species, like in honeybees, when the male honeybee transfers his sperm, his male organ actually explodes. It just rips apart from his body and he dies. So that’s the last thing he does in his life. Quite brutal.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9439 08:56

>>723 "all loves have to die. of that, there's no help. my favourite way to end 'em..."

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9441 20:49

>>724 "...is to strangle them with kelp" classic, I did that poem in English at school.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 13:08

Hang ni asyik membawang je

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9443 17:26


729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 08:53

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 10:56

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9444 21:53


732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9445 23:21

If you'd prefer not to store your music in my butt, you can still go old-school and use your Mac or PC as the central storage hub for your library, and plug your phone in when you want to sync up albums.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9446 20:39

In this visual novel you play as Mike, a fat and failing wizard, in his quest to uncensor a photo of a naked woman. Your choices will determine the outcome.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9448 00:45

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735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9449 03:50

I'm just glad Grape-kun isn't alive to see this.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 15:05

Mein Waifu is the Fuhrer - Now on Kickstarter!

737 Name: vc: raw : 1993-09-9450 17:12

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738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9450 17:22

Ich vermag dich immer und überall in hundert Weysen zu erschlagen und das nur Kraft meyner blanken Hände. Nicht genug, als der Christenheyth besther Schwertfürer geboren zu seyn, auch das gesammelte Arsenal des teutschen Keysers Heer seynd mir zu Händen gereycht; dies dargeboten wird es meynem Anschickem nützlich seyn, das dir von Gott zugetheilte ärschlich anmuthend Antlitz aus Evropa zu thilgen. Wärest du im Wissen um die unheiligen Consequencia deiner Publicatio gewesen, vielleicht hätte deiner listig Zunge Kunde keyne zukünftig Damnatio geborgen. Doch sie ward verwerflich und dieser Schuld gilt es nun Buße zu thragen, du von Gott verdammter Narr. Gerechter Zorn soll bis zu deynem Ersticken über dir ausgeschissen seyn. Du bist beim Teuffel nochmal toth, Kindt.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9452 13:19

"I truly do believe that chocolate milk saved my son's life," Scheer said.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 19:28


742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 20:02

Leider keine Kartenzahlung möglich. Nur Bargeld.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9454 22:45

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744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 08:47






745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9455 23:50

In The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Blood and Wine, the Little Match Girl, tired of seeing that no one buys her matches, starts selling tobacco, various alcoholic beverages and even drugs, stating that "it is much more profitable and demand is high".

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 01:24

to this newest wave of

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 16:37

Eawynn 1: (m x) A religious woman, fl. 946; owner of land in Essex
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748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 16:43


749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9456 20:28

too much cum, not enough brains

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751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 01:12

why has twitter forsaken us with this 'my friend does web pages and he says react is good' web UI?

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9459 06:40

Family: Liliaceae Juss.

Genus: Gagea Salisb.
Gagea paedophila Vved.

This species is accepted, and its native range is Central Asia to Afghanistan.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 12:29

Copyright © 2011 Richard Stallman
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 12:50


755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9460 18:42

My lactation consultant was very excited when she saw the stringy milk on my nipple.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 19:06

Select a track to use as the source. You cannot use an Apple Music item, or anything that is in my butt.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 00:12

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Deodorant is not strictly "necessary" per se,

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 01:43

Police and emergency personnel late Sunday responded to reports of a shooting involving multiple victims at the Gilroy Garlic Festival.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 07:08

Gottlieb is a lawyer who worked at the White House counsel's office from 2013 to 2015.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 08:23

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 20:59


763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 03:17

it's easy to believe celebrities are out there living these exciting lives but they are all at home looking at their social media in the dark

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9468 23:12

:man_with_turban::skin-tone-4: :gun: :kiwi:

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9468 23:37

The Innocent Girls In The Aphrodisiac Shrimp Warp Molester Bus Crowded Bus Taking Not Hamstrung Ey Is Mad Enough To Shrimp Warp To Incontinence Cum Aphrodisiac Molester!

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 14:55

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767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 20:45

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768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 22:23

I'm talking about the time. Explain to me why they, meaning, the people, at that particular time, are shrek for the like.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 04:44


770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 19:09

177 is the number of the Japanese criminal legislation paragraph that forbids rape. The game, however, does just the opposite: it puts the player in control of a man who must pursue a fleeing young girl and rape her.

The game has two gameplay modes. The first is a side-scrolling arcade sequence during which the player has to prevent the girl from reaching her house, and avoid the hazards on the protagonist's way. These include stones, barriers, animals such as dogs and turtles, etc., and can be avoided by destroying or jumping over them. The protagonist runs automatically, but the player can increase or decrease the distance between him and the running girl. In order to make the girl choose the wrong way and fail to find her house, the protagonist throws stones at her (these can also be used to kill animals and destroy obstacles).

After the protagonist has caught the girl, the game switches into sex simulation. The player pushes arrow keys in a specific order to correspond with the protagonist's movements. The goal is to sexually satisfy the girl. If the player fails, the protagonist is arrested; if he succeeds, the girl marries the protagonist.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 20:21

She said she saw a girl she had talked to earlier lying outside Ned Peppers, a bar she described as the kind of place "where you don't have to worry about someone shooting up the place."

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 03:28

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774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 08:16

Little Girls - Oingo boingo

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 09:41

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776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 23:40

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 01:54

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 02:33

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779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 09:00

Mayor of city in Saitama Pref arrested for punching female bar employee
Today 04:02 pm JST 9 Comments

Police in Hiroshima on Wednesday arrested the 62-year-old mayor of Satte town in Saitama Prefecture on suspicion of assault after he punched a female bar employee.

According to police, Kunio Watanabe, who had come to Hiroshima to take part in Tuesday's ceremony marking the 74th anniversary of the city’s atomic bombing, was in the bar in Naka Ward alone at around 2:30 a.m. Wednesday when the incident occurred. There was one other female employee in the bar at the time.

Watanabe is accused of punching the 20-year-old woman in the face several times. He was quoted by police as saying he was drunk and doesn’t remember punching the woman and can’t understand how he could have done such a thing.

Watanabe was elected mayor in 2011 and is currently serving his second term. He and the woman did not know each other, police said.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 20:06

I always get them mixed up as well, then I remember this wee rhyme our granny taught us:

The one from Get Him To The Greek
Was Russell Brand, the sexy freak
The philosopher with logic and muscle
Was the Welsh Nobel laureate, Bertrand Russell

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 05:16

‏Verified account @Pokemon

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Galarian Weezing consumes polluted air and poisonous gases for sustenance. It then emits purified air from the tops of its heads. How helpful!

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 02:02

Japanese women's breast size boasts 40 years of continued growth
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783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 07:34

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784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 06:14

Drakon takes place in an alternate universe version of our 1995-2000. It begins in the year 2442 (aka 442 FS, or the 442nd Year of the Final Society) of the Draka history. The Domination is pitted against the post-American world of Samothrace in the Alpha Centauri system, which is a colony of Alliance refugees from the Final War. A failed experiment intended to research wormholes (called "moleholes") for FTL travel causes a single Drakensis (the genetically-engineered posthuman species of Draka), Gwendolyn Ingolfsson, to be sent to the 1995 of an alternate universe very similar to our own. The only notable difference is that Kenneth Branagh played Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars prequel, (though his casting occurs after Ingolfsson's incursion in 1995, indicating that the introduction of "holo-projectors" by IngolfTech might have attracted a higher-quality lead in the 1999 film of our universe).

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 17:31

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 19:56

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788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 04:52

Dried mopane worms are frequently canned/packaged in tomato sauce or chili sauce to enhance the flavour.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 06:08

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 08:44

Hey Reddit, we're excited to announce the launch of Lolli, a free browser extension that lets you earn ~10% (and up to 30%) back in bitcoin whenever you shop online or book travel!
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791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 13:22


793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:33

According to Chadborn's study, bronies are more likely to donate to charity, less likely to accept gender stereotyping, and have five to 10 times higher LGBTQ representation than the average U.S. population.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 00:31


795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9485 07:02


796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 01:02


797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9488 01:20

I read the last line as "2022-2024: Shiibot." Now I want to make a Shiibot.

Any feature suggestions?

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9490 23:35

Italian frying peppers,

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 00:37

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800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 09:20


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