CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 18:09

dude weed hitler columbine lmao

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 22:10

The one thing I haven’t praised yet is the Japan. The Japan is incredible. The developer communicates a knowledge of Japanese popular culture so intimate the game has managed to climb the Nintendo eShop charts even in Japan. Japanese commenters on videos of the game commend the game for presenting such a nuanced portrayal of Japan that they’d swear a Japanese person had made it.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 01:55

Players that pre-order the Japanese version of Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess will receive the 'Golden Toilet' trap, a golden version of one of the new traps in the game

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 15:47

According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, 'Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked.'

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 17:58


606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 20:04

DLS is a tiny percussion samples library with a sounds of BDSM devices, including:

Flogger - C2-G#2
Belt - A2-B2
Paddle - C3-D#3

Format: Kontakt (v5.5 or newer required), SFZ, Ableton Live Pack. Kontakt patch includes 8 presets and a pair of scripts

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 01:06


608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 01:09

literally yeeting the bar across the room when

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 08:40

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610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 09:14


611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 19:41

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 07:01

Ok! Uh... what do humans normally do when they hang out again? Volleyball? Cartography? Phlebotomy? Removing the caps from deodorant, rotating them 180 degrees, placing them back on, and wondering if anyone will notice?

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:00

Закатилася зорька за лес

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:12

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:47

@I aM It is true that 14 is the age of consent here in Italy, but yeah r/woosh, I'm into older girls, 15 is fine

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 19:46

logger.info("_extract_emoji:someone did a fucky wucky")
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617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 02:51

🤵Married Dude👰 Level 41😎 GIMPCast📡 Gamer🖱 Anime⛩ BDSM⛓Kinky Christian🙏 GimpSlayer👍

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 08:10


619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 05:16

At the top of the incel hierarchy are the most attractive men, “Chads.” Incels believe that roughly 20 percent of the population is made up of Chads but about 80 percent of women are only interested in men of this class. “Stacy,” the incel term for the most attractive women, will only consent to sex with Chad, Tyrone (the incel word for a black Chad), Chang (East Asian Chad), Chadpreet (South Asian Chad), or Chaddam (Arab Chad). Incels, in case you can’t tell, have serious racial hang-ups.

The bottom 20 percent of women will consent to sex with the vast majority of men who fall somewhere in the middle of the attractiveness tier, alternatively called “betas,” “cucks,” or “normies.”

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 16:07

Stud Twitter is a bunch of Straight guys acting gay while stuffing themselves with McDonald's and wearing fancy perfume by command of a gay man

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 21:59

Bertran de Born's famous late 12th C. poem "I love the gay time of spring", celebrating warfare. Dante consigns Bertran to the 8th circle of his vision of hell; this poem, with its glorification of the violence and mayhem of war, is a likely reason.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 19:13

t's Senior Year at Elsinore Academy. What's better than Senior Year? Well, Shakespeare characters that are the seniors, of course. What's even better than that? If they are Furries. It's Furry Shakespeare. You are welcome.

624 Name: Verification: thop : 1993-09-9372 05:03

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9372 16:42

`i courd that tou wait to ger,' said the match hare.

`i don't know the soeet tound ' said the cryphon.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9372 22:52

>replace clacky 'wd re4 1tb (2010)' hdd with new 'wd blue 1tb (2012)' hdd
>all i can hear now are the fans and some light hdd noises

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 02:50


628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 16:10

Come over here so I can kick your ass.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 16:35

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 01:08

He was the first pope rumoured to have been primarily homosexual.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 19:07

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632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 19:43

I can't tell if this is automatic spam or someone's CTRL+V contribution.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 22:27

It makes it that much more mysterious.

On-topic: 10.1007/BFb0024699

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 22:40

Pro Motion Physiotherapy

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 02:16

VB6 came out in 1998 and is still a better development environment than exists for the web today.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 07:16

Sixty-five years after he smoked his first joint, Willie Nelson is America’s most legendary stoner and a walking testament to the power of weed. It may have even saved his life

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 10:43

Are all Omegle users retarded?
Find out more at 11

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 20:28

In another clip from the Bnei David Yeshiva published by Channel 13, Rabbi Giora Redler can be heard praising Hitler’s ideology during a lesson about the Holocaust.

“Let’s just start with whether Hitler was right or not,” he told students. “He was the most correct person there ever was, and was correct in every word he said… he was just on the wrong side.”

Redler goes on to say that pluralism is the “real” genocide being perpetrated against the Jewish people, not Nazi Germany’s Final Solution.

“The real Holocaust was not when they murdered the Jews, that’s not it. All these excuses — that it was ideological or systematic — are nonsense,” he said. “Humanism, and the secular culture of ‘We believe in man,’ that’s the Holocaust.”

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 21:23

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 02:41

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 18:20

Tickets for the Saturday night event sold for as low as $2 and tickets for a final show Sunday night in Las Vegas are selling for as low as $15, according to Hot Air. Organizers for the series slashed ticket prices for a Friday night showing in Seattle almost 54 percent from the starting price of $1,785.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 05:00

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 04:02

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 04:27

has joined

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 08:49


648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 02:34

Avengers Endgame De-Feminized Fanedit aka Anti-Cheese-Cut aka Straight White Male Edition

Endgame, but shorter, no feminism, no gay shit, less boring filler, less sniffing its own farts, no constant quips, and other small changes.

720p x264, 192kbps AAC, 1h 25m runtime

Based on the V3 cam. Image rather good for a cam, audio great (line? no audience noises)

Changes in no particular order:

  • Absolutely no Brie Larson, neither in the beginning nor in the finale. Hence Anti-Cheese. (Get it?)
  • Most quips edited out to give more consistent serious tone, e.g. Fortnite, Dab, America's ass, empty gauntlet snap etc.
  • Stan Lee themed Marvel intro from Captain Marvel. This should obviously have been the movie to have it in the first place.
  • No Hawkeye training his daughter. Young women should learn skills to become good wives and mothers and leave the fighting to men.
  • No women leader conference, no gay support group talk, ...
  • Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act severely reduced, time travel happens after 30 minutes.
  • Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like pseudo-science.
  • Tony doesn't ask his wife's permission to save the universe.
  • Female sorceress gets scared of Hulk and just gives him the stone. Their talk was a giant plothole anyway. No Nebula-Wifi. She gets kidnapped and they read her memory. Tony doesn't meet his dad, Thor doesn't meet his mom, it's pointless.
  • No Thor being told he can't wield the gauntlet. Hulk just says he will do it. Thor's whining reduced. Sadly he's unsalvageable in general, but I did the best to make him more dignified.
  • Black Panther isn't the first revived Avenger to arrive and gets a bit less time, he's really not that important. No Wakanda apechant.
  • Women in final battle severely reduced. They should be at home taking care of their kids. In particular Pepper has no business being there. Does she want her daughter to become an orphan? Wanda's final battle scene is gone. Made everyone else look useless. No Quill getting kicked in his balls for no reason. No Tony dying in Pepper's arms (she isn't there)
  • Valkyrie barely in it, doesn't become queen.
  • Less kitchen psychology, e.g. "she knows. they all do.".
  • Many little fixes, tightenings, rescored parts and cuts of unnecessary stuff.

Full list in readme. Not perfect, but I think it works. In particular the first act, but also the second act are more on point now. The final battle has less cuts, because action is fun to watch and the whole point of the movie. Subscribe to Pewdiepie.

Who influenced your work? - My greatest video editing influence is Candace Owens. But some of her montage ideas are frankly too radical even for my taste.
Are you an MRA? - I'm member of a Christian Alt-Right organization named Luther Institute Georgetown-Manchester-Arlington

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 04:59


Translated from Japanese by Microsoft
It is a Thailand person, but I think that there are a lot of Japanese who cannot read it and tried to translate it. "OMG, look at this!" It's high class ice cream! There's plenty of corn in the cone! I want to give Nobel to the person who thinks.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 07:04

Themistocles: I have brought two mighty gods--Persuasion and Necessity. You must pay your dues to Athens!

Andros islanders: That's just too bad, you rich motherfuckers, because we have two bogus gods, who refuse to leave us alone--Poverty and Helplessness.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 08:16

hugo looks good because it does the basics but is very extendable

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 13:34

Kirby Loli and Crayon Arts
What a good collection.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 21:19

was lidl wasn't it

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 05:26

•Posted byu/imightbeapedohile
53 minutes ago
you can now shapeshit,what do you do?
100% Upvoted

655 Name: obama as garfield : 1993-09-9390 06:51

If you uhhh like your lasagna you can keep it.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 13:20

is a member of the following lists: Sturmabteilung officers, Deaths from cancer in Spain and Recipients of the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9390 20:57

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 09:46


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659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 12:57

Es tut uns leid! Vielleicht hast du ein anderes Mal mehr Glück.

Es tut uns leid, du hast dieses Mal leider nicht gewonnen!

Nutze weiterhin deine Chance, einer unserer Gewinner zu werden. Mit einem neuen Gewinncode kannst du erneut am Gewinnspiel teilnehmen.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 19:26

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 15:17


663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 03:34

'The Blowjob Paper:' Scientists Processed 109 Hours of Oral Sex to Develop an AI that Sucks Dick

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 02:40

Shall I tell you about the first man I ever killed?
The night was clear
and the moon was yellow
and the leaves came tumbling down.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 10:44

For me, however, all fantasy suddenly vanished. My bored mind had been chasing after the unintelligible when, abruptly, the mystery disintegrated ... Suddenly, it was I who had a fine physique.

Thus, those who had been on the other side of the stream were here, on the same side as myself. The riddle had gone; death remained the only mystery. And since this freedom from riddles had been in no way a product of the mind, the latter’s pride was terribly hurt. Some­what defiantly, it began to yawn once more, once more began to sell itself to the detested imagination, and the only thing that belonged eternally to the imagina­tion was death.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 01:38

Pope Peter Romanus II, born William Kamm of Cologne, Germany, a convicted sex offender currently in prison in Australia. Kamm, who is known as the "Little Pebble", apparently does not currently pretend to the papacy, but is claimed to be the next pope in waiting.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9397 20:10

Instead of tee tum tee tum tee tum tee tum tee tum we are receiving the more disquieting tum tee tum tee tum tee tum tee tum tee. Not that one should ever need ...

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 00:44

Lieber Tommy fliege weiter,
wir sind alle Bergarbeiter.
Fliege weiter nach Berlin,
da ham’ se alle Ja geschrien.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 11:03

with the psychiatrists alleging that Scientology is a malicious cult, and the Scientologists alleging that psychiatry is an evil pseudoscience that denies the truth of dianetics. And that psychiatrists helped inspire Hitler. And that the 9/11 was masterminded by Osama bin Laden’s psychiatrist. And that psychiatrists are plotting to institute a one-world government. And that psychiatrists are malevolent aliens from a planet called Farsec. Really they have a lot of allegations.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9398 23:11

The early years (2003)

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9399 21:14

as per tradition, i refuse to understand anything in your post

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 00:09


673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 04:32

Replace women’s brains with dog brains so they’ll have sex with us, Incel proposes
July 27, 2017

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 08:46

schlop schlop

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 22:55

Had this been a
Real Balloon you
Would have been
The Management

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9402 23:35


677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 00:48

Paging Miss Ellen

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 07:25

a powerful maho-tsukai known as Jama Suru. He was also the first to pledge his soul to Iuchiban's service, and it was rumored that Jama Suru was the one who introduced the intricacies of maho to Iuchiban. Bound to a kansen, he had been killed many times, only to be reborn again.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9403 23:22

We regret to announce to all con goers that ... *sigh* the pool is closed due to AIDS

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9405 10:33

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 20:05

bright red fg "butt" print

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9408 22:39

Chin See-wang. (221-209 B.C.). This is the king who built the Great Wall of China; he is likewise famed for having destroyed all the libraries and literature of the kingdom, saying that it was a source of pride and contention, and of no service to the State. For this his unblessed name has been handed down through the centuries as keul-e to jok, the "thief of literature."

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 00:16

some internet blogger

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9409 20:42

Sharks also possess a rectal gland that removes excess salt.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9410 05:23

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9411 16:12

A Dog of Flanders

You are not Nero.
It's Korean.
I am very scared
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I am very scared

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9413 18:53

lame 1
quirk: lies about brunettes
quirk: petrified by super colliders
quirk: uneasy around fancy shoes
quirk: wants to forget prostitutes
quirk: addicted to baby orcs
quirk: barely tolerates war horses

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 17:35

I think you can always judge a forum by the content of it's Off Topic section

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9414 21:04

Or, as our new art director, Hendrik Visser, describes it: “The art style should make love with our procedural generator, so they create beautiful babies.”

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 06:16

The inavsion has begun...

Copy & Paste this to not die.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9415 08:25

There are many legends regarding the origin of hungry ghosts. In the Buddhist tradition there are stories from Chuan-chi po-yuan ching ("Sutra of One Hundred Selected Legends") that is from the early third century.[8] Some examples of these stories are as follows:

One story is of a rich man who traveled selling sugar-cane juice. One day a monk came to his house looking for some juice to cure an illness. The man had to leave, so he instructed his wife to give the monk the drink in his absence. Instead of doing this, she secretly urinated in the monk's bowl, added sugar cane juice to it and gave it to the monk. The monk was not deceived, he poured out the bowl and left. When the wife died she was reborn as a hungry ghost.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9416 01:51


694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 00:51

The small intestines of approximately 14 cows go into the strings of one harp.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9417 14:22

ミストは懐かしいですw vi ~/.bash_profile

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9418 20:02

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9419 19:10

Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative 2018 1080p BluRay x264-HAiKU

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9420 07:17

During the Nintendo Treehouse: Live at E3 2019 earlier this week, Taura provided a little extra insight about the company's next release, where you take on the role of a rookie officer who is part of an elite police task force known as Neuron. At one point during the gameplay demo, though, a toilet was found, so he decided to add some context to a joke made by the Treehouse staff:

“So the toilet that you just saw is hidden in every stage, there’s a different a toilet, they’re a hidden element and if you find them all then something good will happen.”

So, just to make that clear – toilets are a "hidden element" in Astral Chain and you can even use them.

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