CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9492 17:40

The game of Musical Chairs involves a catastrophic off-by-one error where N people try to sit in N - 1 chairs, but it's not a fencepost error. Fencepost errors come from counting things rather than the spaces between them, or vice versa, or by neglecting to consider whether one should count one or both ends of a row.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9493 01:18

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 18:53


804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9494 22:24

?:[EQU $CLASS Politician]
sexy swimsuit#!sdk

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9496 05:18

George Washington, with Henry Clay and others, bred for an ass that could be used to produce strong work mules. Washington was offering his jacks for stud service by 1788. Large breeds of asses were found in Kentucky by 1800.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 08:19

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9500 17:38

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9501 06:27


811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9502 09:10

“Somebody pitched me their stupid app while I was taking a shit. This group of three students knocked on my stall and asked if I was almost done. And I didn’t reply, finished my business, and went out, and they were waiting for me. They’re like, ‘Hey, sir, can you give us feedback on this app we’re doing?’ ” —Stanford psychology major, class of ’17

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9503 12:40

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9504 08:58

The prohibitions against fornication and idolatry are still observed by most Christian denominations although these appear in Jewish law.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 08:47

dont forget:

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 23:30

It wasn't that bad back then. Since video games were dedicated solely to a specific console or computer system typically the games were just starting to look better than pixels, you didn't have to play with the casuals they cater to so it was a little more interesting to play through a game while it was actually kinda cool to hang out with friends and play since stuff was typically a little more complex before they had to start dumbing it down for the plebs bucks.
Everyone dressed kinda like a dork, like if you just seen a casual 90's person today you'd think they were kinda funny looking and not very stylish.
People are humongous pussies these days, if you had a problem with someone you'd just settle it with a fist fight and be somewhat okay with one another after generally. Although it was way more common for a group of people trying to jump you, I've use to have to run away from an angry mob quite a often back then.
It's so weird when I look around now everybodies just staring at a phone screen all the time. Back then people use to interact a lot more and talk about shit. Use to be pretty common to make bets about shit nobody knew for sure and talking things over instead of "google it" kinda shit dweebs say ad nauseam about everything now.
Meeting girls was easy as fuck and they had practically no standards at all. It was practically impossible to not get laid or find a girlfriend. You could easily meet a few during the day and hang out with new ones every night.
It was way easier to make money or find a job.
Movies were alright, practical effects were badass and cgi was fairly rare. Most of the best movies didn't really come out till 1999 though that was easily the best year for awesome movies getting made having come out.
Mass shootings were extremely rare, and mostly just happened in office jobs because corporations are run by psychopaths.

I really don't know how so many people managed to turn into bitchy faggots now a days.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 04:44

Title: I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator
Genre: Casual, Indie, Simulation
Developer: Psyop
Publisher: KFC
Release Date: Coming Soon

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 08:09

Able to make sensible call notes; summarizes information from callers and units accurately and in a way that lends understanding; uses recognizable abbreviations; creates a run that can be understood by other dispatchers and CAD users; makes appropriate use of the modified circumstances field when called for

820 Name: vc: bub : 1993-09-9506 08:38

Penile plethysmography tests arousal levels in sex offenders by measuring the engorgement of the penis using a special cuff.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9507 06:53


822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 01:25

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 06:54

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The Zoist: A Journal of Cerebral Physiology & Mesmerism, and Their Applications to Human Welfare

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9509 14:02

sh 'echo test'

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 02:41

da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da I'm working fucking team making safer warmers I were paper smooches I can apple pie with that would you like an apple pie with that sing by the dancing by the done thing by the done thing position I got a burner I got a run

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9511 20:09

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 06:08

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 21:31

“He said, ‘I don’t want any of that funeral home stuff,’” she said, employing an off-color word for stuff.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9513 23:15

java -mx384m -cp mail.jar:activation.jar:RealmSpeak.jar com.robin.magic_realm.RealmSpeak.RealmSpeakFrame

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9514 05:39

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, ephebophilia/pedophilia, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ephebdophilia plus pedophilia. Pedophilia is not a paraphilia unto itself, but rather another base and immoral perversion of a fully functioning child molestation system made useful by the ephebophilia justifications, equivocation systems and vital rationalization components comprising a full mental illness as defined by the DSM-V. Many child abusers run a modified version of the pedophilia system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ephedrinephilia which is widely used today is often called "pedophilia", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the pederast system, developed by the Kiddy Diddler Project. There really is a pedophilia, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Pedophilia is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other perversions that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an unethical ideology, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a completely degenerate mentality. Pedophilia is normally used in combination with the hebephebelebephilia operating system: the whole system is basically pedophilia with ephebephilia added, or pedophilia/ephebephilia. All the so-called "pedophilia" distributions are really distributions of ephebephilia/pedophilia.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 19:44

x_hair_ornament wide_face

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 21:48

Chan searched high and low—really low. He wasn’t above asking his lab mates and friends to chip in with their own fecal samples. Other biologists in the building heard about Chan’s hunt and chipped in with whatever was on hand.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 22:10

Was Terry's password just the n word?

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 02:06

This is exactly how the World Wide Web works: the HTML files are the pithy description on the paper tape, and your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:21

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Grips. The artistic merit is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of experimental hip-hop, most of the lyrics will go over a typical audience member’s head. There's also MC Ride’s noided outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from individualist anarchist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just bars- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Grips truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the value in MC Ride’s existential catchphrase “BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLO HOTHEAD CLIP A HUNDRED DOVES LIKE A BALD HEAD RASTA,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Friedrich Nietzsche's German classic, Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Stefan Burnett’s genius wit unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:

And yes, by the way, i DO have a No Love Deep Web tattoo on my penis. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they stay noided beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses:

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 17:54

I used to hang out with my female cousin a lot growing up. Her mom was a druggy and my mom didn't give a shit so we weren't really supervised at all. Every time I went over their mutt of a dog would lick at my pants till I pushed him away. around age 13 I asked her why he did that and she admitted she lets him lick her crotch a lot. I kept the secret and a few months later I asked her what it felt like and she ended up offering to let me watch. Which I accepted... I'll say this much, His tongue got deep in there but it was awkward and we eventually stopped talking after that.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 07:58

The Aspen Ideas Festival began in 2005, but has roots that date back to the ’50s, which is when an industrialist from Chicago sought to improve the postwar image of his ancestral Germany by holding a 20-day event to celebrate the 200th birthday of the writer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. (The chosen birthday boy, wrote Ian MacAllister-McDonald in the Los Angeles Review of Books, was “decidedly German, but couldn’t be too harshly blamed for the catastrophes of the Third Reich, having been safely dead for the past 117 years.”) That turned into the Aspen Institute, which now holds the Ideas Festival, where one can sample “paleo-inspired ManCave brand chicken jerky” and think not at all about the Germans.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 11:37

A parent reported that the coaches “laughed hysterically” when handing the Big Boobie award to its recipient and made comments on the microphone about “what a feat” it was that this student could maneuver through cheer routines with her “enormous boobs.”

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 00:49

Doctor Henry Goodsir

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 00:57


844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 11:42

I'll kill myself before ever saying lines like those.
They sound like house vocals.
Modern poetry sucks. Don't ever try to emulate anything poetry you've ever heard, because it is all soulless drivel. Try to think in terms of emotions, not rhymes. And if you can't find anything to say, make sure your girlfriend says the lines, not you.

Good poetry:

I saw the world crush my dreams
Felt the hole and then the void
I heard your name against my bone
Killer of the hurt you cause

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 21:20

i had girls blow dogs ..you should see thier legs move like when ya rub their bellies

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 11:53

Kagami Shuna [Tagged] is an identifiable adult and JAV artist. [Unflagging.]

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 16:48

Why did they cut the picture off above her dick?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 09:48

it's so fucking cursed, that was in a thread where both the other accounts in the conversation are suspended, so there's just no context at all

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 05:02

Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 13:26

This is the worst take I have seen today. How can someone be misinformed, wrong and have a condescending attitude to boot while also being those things

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 20:05

You are adventurers in the realm of Beef ’s Keep, where the nations have been splintered over major disagreements in how to treat the realm’s people. Creepingvale and the United Clown Nations have led their people into a collective darkness known as The Deep Freeze. While the world currently feels like a cold and desolate place, you reside in the one nation that remains a true beacon of hope: Freshtovia.

Freshtovia has known for its lush fields; signature dishes; and redheaded queen, Queen Wendy. As queen of Freshtovia, Wendy has clapped back at all attacks on her borders. She is strong and has maintained her nation’s integrity despite the growing pressure of the other nations.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 20:50

We all know of the later traveler Marco Polo, who acquired a taste for Chinese pizza, spaghetti and ravioli and carried his taste across the entire length of Eurasia, totally transforming the Italian diet.

854 Name: vc: kroutch : 1993-09-9535 04:58

It's all vanilla until NTR Caesar enters

bada bing bada veni vidi vici

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 16:34

Anyway, you're clearly not going to give up, but I am. I'll leave you with some actual colloquial Japanese, not the botched nonsense you try to pass off as such. Notice how it makes sense, whereas what you say doesn't. A selection of my friend's reactions to some of your sentences. She's from Osaka.

confused wrote:
に と で は同時に使えないすね

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 14:26

Hai guys. I wasn't sure which subreddit to start this topic in, sorry if I got it wrong. Yesterday, while I was sittiin on the toliet, I came up with an amazing theory. I hope you uboachanners like it! Desu! Basically, all of Yume Nikki, all of it, is about shitting your pants. Why does Madotsuki never leave her room? Many people have asked this question and I've got the answer. She's embarrassed after shitting her pants. Mado is a loli and kids at age are very sensitive to peer pressure. Mado shat her pants in class in front of everybody, that's why she never leaves her room. She's too embarrassed. Now, a second thing I noticed is that Mado never goes to the bathroom the whole game. She developed a complex where she is afraid that she will shit herself again. She doesn't trust herself enough to eat because she thinks that that will keep her from emptying her bowels again. If you can't eat, you can't shit. Not eating is painful though so she decided to end it all. She was too hungry. A lot of symbolism in the game supports this. Why else would the poop hair effect be in the game? It doesn't make sense! There's also the random restroom in Block World. Mado's deep sub-consciousness is telling her that she NEEDS to shit. It's like Karl Marx always said, from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. Mado can shit so she needs to shit as a HUMAN BEING. KyuuKyuu-kun is a piece of shit. What else could she be!? She's calling out to Mado from the staircase, reminding Mado of what she did. Notice how Madotsuki is always afraid of the toriningen getting close to her? She's afraid that they'll notice the shit in her pants. The toriningen represent Mado's more popular peers who isolated Madotsuki after her accident. What does shit mean, what does it signify? What deeper connection to the universe can be made from our human waste? The essays by the famous philosopher Michel de Montaigne teaches us that shit represents all of humanities embarrassments throughout history. The holocaust, 9/11, the Hindenburg disaster. Kikiyama must have read this book before the creation of Yume Nikki because she incorporates these themes into her magnum opus. Maybe she made Yume Nikki because she also shit herself? Mado's embarrassment is all of our embarrassment as a united species on this tiny, insignificant, blue planet we call Earth. We're all just a bunch of lost souls floating through space and we all don't want to shit our pants. Goodbye Madotsuki. Thank you for showing us the truth.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 19:40

Indeed, the Conmaicne people claimed that their progenitor was Feargus Mac Roich, the unassuageably lusty owner of the Lia Fál, the great phallus, now turned to stone, which stands on the top of the Hill of Tara.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 04:49

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Epicureanism Real Hahahaha Attican Just Shift Your Avoidance Like Attican Control Your Desire Haha

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9542 17:55

According to E2's "Site Trajectory",[6] traffic has dropped from 9976 new write-ups created in the month of August 2000, down to 93 new write-ups in February 2017.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 20:21

Error: abort "bleb"

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 21:58

The man was pure muscle.

However you think about it, that is the only word that can do him justice. Anyone who sees this giant of a man - over two meters tall - will find their eyes drawn to his extraordinary mass. The sense of hopelessness only increases as you tilt your head to try and guess at his height.

From the innumerable scars carved into his pale skin, one can easily imagine the immense amount of training and battle the man has overcome. However, it is obvious that not a single one of those wounds had truly pierced him."

After all, what could come of taking a paring knife to a ball of metal? The man's body is a steel mass in itself. A sharp blade may cut his skin - even draw some blood - but it stops there.

His arms alone are virtually the size of crocodiles. There is nothing covering his pectorals, but it is clear that the toughness of his body is practically armor. His legs trudge along with the force of mammoths.

Leather straps tightly coil around his entire body, including his face, but he does not appear to be suffering. In fact, the man is smiling, as though enjoying it - as though asking, is this all that constricts me? Certainly, the straps around his waist and between his legs cannot be considered protection at all.

That is fine; his flesh is not something meant to be contained within armor. If anything, it is unnecessary. That is the immensity of the man's mass.

The man crashed through the forests east of Trifas as evening set in. To the onlooker, a fish walking on land may be more believable; he stood out like a sore thumb against the abundance of nature that surrounded him.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 05:17

Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 13:45

Hot Guys Making Out is a yaoi role-playing game, set in the Spanish Civil War, in which a tormented nobleman and his young ward attempt to resist their forbidden love for each other, and fail.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 10:55


865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:48

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 05:52

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867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 07:32

Folks who bought Fallout 76 last year can now grab ye olde Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout Tactics for free. Finally, your Fallout 76 purchase will get you a good game.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 12:55


869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 08:48

Bjorn Adalbjornsson, a senior lecturer at the University of Iceland's faculty of food science, said without moisture, "food will simply dry out".

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 09:05

However, no
goods may be moved by more than one transporter
in the movement phase of any one turn.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 10:04

Your responses in this string make me realize that I really need to leave Chrome.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 10:58

Yeah, we had small fire tornadoes thanks to our city council.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 05:55

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 07:52

The grainy video showed a man hold open the dryer door as another pushed the cat in, before they turned on the machine and left.

It was not immediately clear why the men put the cat into the dryer or what had happened to the other man in the video.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 15:07


876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 00:00

Topical issues featured in Dinosaurs include environmentalism, endangered species, women's rights, sexual harassment, LGBT rights, objectification of women, censorship, civil rights, body image, steroid use, allusions to masturbation (in the form of Robbie doing the solo mating dance), drug abuse, racism (in the form of a dispute between the two-legged dinosaurs and the four-legged dinosaurs), peer pressure, rights of indigenous peoples (in the form of the dinosaurs interacting with cavepeople), corporate crime, government interference in parenting, and pacifism.[8]

In the episode "I Never Ate for My Father," in lieu of carnivorism, Robbie chooses to eat vegetables, and the other characters liken this to communism, and drug abuse.[citation needed]

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 14:36


878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 05:01

After discovering Oetker's Nazi past, his children hired a provenance researcher to investigate the origins of his art collection

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 05:12

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Vampire cartoon who wants to drink pee instead of blood #いいトイレの日 1/7

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 07:45

Although the religion was mostly forbidden and its followers persecuted thereafter in China, it survived till the 14th century in the country. Under the Song dynasty, its followers were derogatorily referred to with the chengyu 吃菜祀魔 (pinyin: chī cài sì mó) "vegetarian demon-worshippers".

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 01:26

Unit #29712 (sow ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29713 (sow ()) will marry males
Unit #29714 (boar ()) will marry females
Unit #29715 (boar ()) likes females
Unit #29716 (goose ()) likes males
Unit #29717 (gander ()) will marry females
Unit #29718 (yak cow ()) likes males
Unit #29719 (yak bull ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29756 (magma crab ()) will marry males and will marry females
Unit #29757 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29758 (magma crab ()) will marry males
Unit #29759 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29770 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29771 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29772 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29773 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29787 (crundle ()) likes females
Unit #29788 (crundle ()) likes males
Unit #29789 (vrock ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29790 (vrock ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29791 (tiercel peregrine ()) will marry females
Unit #29792 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29793 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29794 (raven ()) will marry males
Unit #29795 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29796 (raven ()) likes females

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 05:51


883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 14:26


884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 02:12

New: Rick and Morty Adventure & Rule Book

Run a game that makes your players say, “Wubba lubba dub dub!”

What happens when the wild, narcissistic genius of Rick Sanchez’s power-gaming sensibilities and sarcastic metacommentary are paired with the world of Dungeons & Dragons? Find out on Tuesday when this book is released!


885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 14:21


887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 18:02

Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 20:36

no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
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no dude, you said sodium chklordid
iT Rreally take s a high iQ to understand the iromy of wubbla lubba dub dub in Rick Und MorTy
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 05:49

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Good morning, Yuni-sama. 🦇
I hear that toilets in Japan are beautiful in the world. I'm glad I was born in a country with toilets. Toilet sbest!!!

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 17:06


891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 05:09

Stories about coercion, rape, and erectile dysfunction shouldn't be this endearing.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 07:12

It’s cold on Titan, at -180°C (-291°F), but thanks to its thick atmosphere, residents wouldn’t need pressure suits—just warm clothing and respirators.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 03:20

6“Nobody suppose to go nea one close ohana fo make sex wit dem. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.
7“You betta not make sex wit yoa mudda. Az yoa mudda. No make shame fo yoa fadda lidat.
8“You betta not make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wifes, cuz dat make shame fo yoa fadda too.
9“You betta not make sex wit yoa sista, no matta her yoa fadda's girl o yoa mudda's girl, no matta she grow up da same house wit you, o anodda place.
10“You betta not make sex wit yoa boy's girl, o yoa girl's girl. Dat goin make shame fo you.
11“No make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wife's girl, cuz yoa fadda her fadda too. She yoa sista.
12“No make sex wit yoa fadda's sista. She yoa fadda's close ohana.
13“No make sex wit yoa mudda's sista. She yoa mudda's close ohana.
14“No go nea yoa fadda's brudda's wife fo make sex wit her. No make shame fo yoa fadda brudda lidat. She yoa auntie.
15“No make sex wit yoa daughta in law. She yoa boy's wife. No make sex wit her.
16“No make sex wit yoa brudda wife. No make shame fo yoa brudda lidat.
17“If you make sex wit one wahine, no go make sex wit her girl too. An no go make sex wit her boy's girl o her girl's girl. Dey da wahine's close ohana. Az one real bad kine ting you doing.
18“No take yoa wife sista fo come anodda wife fo you, cuz den dey goin fight. No make sex wit her wen yoa real wife still yet stay alive. 19“No go nea one wahine fo make sex wit her wen she get her sick time ery month, wen she no can come in front me.
20“No go make sex wit any odda guy wife, an make yoaself pilau lidat so you no can come in front me.
21“No give any a yoa own kids fo make um go through da fire fo make sacrifice fo da idol kine god Molek, cuz you guys betta not make my name pilau. I Yahweh.
22“No make sex wit one guy jalike you make sex wit one wahine. Az pilau dat.
23“No make sex wit one animal, an make yoaself come pilau lidat. One wahine betta not give herself to one animal an make sex wit um. Dat mean dey ack jalike peopo an animals not diffren, an az going agains doing da right tings.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 05:41

Consider placing a chair and table in your vampire's sealed room and making them an undead accountant. As they have nothing to do but sit around for eternity, once they get their skills up, they may make exceedingly effective managers/record keepers. Work orders and stockpile updates currently seem to be psychically transmitted from the desk of the dwarf assigned to those labors, so entombing them in their office isn't an issue. However, vampire dwarves are still alcoholics, yet cannot drink anything but blood; the resulting job performance penalty from the "can't even remember the last time he/she had some" level of alcohol withdrawal significantly reduces the usefulness of vampires in this sort of role.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 15:15

Woods over woods in gay, theatric pride. --Goldsmith.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 03:25

When an opposition lawmaker last week asked a government minister why Hungary was withdrawing from Eurovision, he was told that the public broadcaster was responsible for the decision. Hungary, like other countries, has taken years off from the competition before, most recently in 2010.

However, pro-government commentators have cheered the withdrawal as a win for opponents of the LGBT movement.

Magazine editor András Bencsik said Eurovision has “been reduced to” a “homosexual flotilla.” He said staying out of the contest was good for Hungary’s “mental health.”

“Many young people thought that this is something for people under 18, but at this event the destruction of public taste takes place with screaming transvestites and bearded women,” Bencsik added.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 19:30

As you can see, he's a man to be reckoned with. It also turns out that Wil's a nice guy who has been living under the shadow of that horribly-written Wesley Crusher character that he played as a paying job for several years. He seems well on his way to overcoming the stigma however, and we're happy to support him in that endeavor.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 15:32

htt p s : / / 8 ku n. to p / rand 21 / inde x. html
232 active isps, tor text-posting enabled (if you will sperg HURR DURR NO TOR FILE POSTING spacey does not have even text-posting)

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 04:35

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