CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 04:02

>go to church to pick up men

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9253 07:47

pastoral blues

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 08:04

I tell myself every day that I have a twelve inch dick.

Now to my horror I have an entanglement of multiple penii wriggling around; all twelve inches in length.

This man is not incorrect in his statements, but horrifically true.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9255 20:15

John McAfee
‏Verified account @officialmcafee

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
2:14 PM - 31 Dec 2018

Marshall B.
‏ @E_Razmus
31 Dec 2018
Replying to @officialmcafee

sir this is a wendy's

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9256 00:44

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 00:32

People talk about "friendly and great pool table" and "food"

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9257 01:45

The film discusses Wagner's opera Parsifal while the soundtrack plays the "Funeral March" from Götterdämmerung.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 03:30


310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 06:21

Baby chipmunk stuck in a manfs rectum.

(Didnft work in ER- this was a guy who was on my caseload when I was a case manager)

P.S. The chipmunk survived.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 15:12

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 16:07

But seriously, I think itfs a reference to Knife Party.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 18:59

gI got up extra early today to prepare,h revealed the stoner. gAbout eleven thirty, thatfs a good two or three hours before I normally would and Ifm gonna leave a little bit of weed out of my one ofclock, two ofclock and three ofclock spliffs so I have a good bit extra to put in my 4:20 number. This is going to be a really special day.h

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 21:18

Associated Performer: Spannko

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9258 22:11


316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 08:13

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9259 16:39

oh yeah, my pc broke to start the new year.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 05:07

Hello bbq_king,

We at The BBQ BRETHREN FORUMS. would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 15:27

Ustad anwer darbari reply all you tuber i'm not funny and i'm respect to music and if you any Doubt then i'm upload more videos
please don't say me funny i'm request to you all budy this is funny moment in my personal life and my bullshit student upload a video and say i'm funny ii don't understand

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 10:26


322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 12:55

I want a car previously owned by a cute teenaged girl with a very weak bladder. The more times she's peed in the seat, the better. The humiliation and embarrassment she felt during those leaky moments would make the smell even more potent. Can you guys help me find my dream car?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:12

Battered wet
Rot and musk
Silt and bones
Skipping stones
Eternal life awaits
Just past the gates
Of my Fatherfs Funeral City

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:34



325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:48

to give you an idea of the western games chio likes

  • hero's an older guy
  • gun
  • heroine is a gorilla
  • a bit guro

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:46

Is there literally anything you can put in your twitter bio that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 19:31


328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 23:58

A beer snake is made with a large number of empty plastic beer cups, usually those issued by the bars on site at the stadium. Many sports stadiums do not allow glasses for safety reasons, and use plastic cups for serving beer. The plastic cups, once empty, provide the flexible building blocks for constructing the beer snake.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 03:49

Hefs suggested trying to stop masturbating to blueberry porn and try doing it to normal porn but I know it wonft work and I donft want to change him to suit my needs.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 03:56

i lol'd but it's from chio-chan ch 14, there are visual cues.

the page explains pretty well how off-putting those games feel to the average japanese gamer: typically anti-kawaii (Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, uncanny valley character models, Quake 4), and for the few who like such things, paying extra and having to deal with nonexistent/delayed/dlc translation.

i guess I could add to that that if it's done by people who know the language but don't really grok games, the translations of youge have awkward spots. the characteristic "that's not wrong, but" is when a term that probably should be kept in english for maximum game-ness goes full kango.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 08:29

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 23:15

gI'm a contributor to wikifeet and even I have never seen a second toe like that!h Reddit user jokes_on_you commented on the post. They then linked to a known photo of Ocasio-Cortezfs feet and implied that the feet in the r/drama post couldnft possibly belong to her.

I asked jokes_on_you how they spotted the difference. "Ifve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesnft look right," they told me in a Reddit direct message. "Because we canft dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasnft a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasnft her feet."

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 04:09

{{sentence english}}

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 05:14

According to Iranian legend, wine was discovered by a girl despondent over her rejection by the king. The girl decided to commit suicide by drinking the spoiled residue left by rotting table grapes. Instead of poisoning the girl, the fermented must caused her to pass out to awaken the next morning with the realization that life was worth living. She reported back to the king her discovery of the intoxicating qualities of the spoiled grape juice and was rewarded for her find.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 16:15

>>334 that can't be the true origin, no one who drinks enough alcohol to pass out wakes up the next day thinking life is worth living.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 12:53

S( •́t•̀ ;)

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 03:19

Maybe it was a cunning act of petty revenge on the asshole king.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 12:47

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 19:51

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340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 02:26


341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 06:51

South Dakota is hotter.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 13:07

some top500 aimlet

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 14:42

Adams responded thus: 'I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13.'

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 22:44

Folic acid supplements are standard for pregnant women and women who plan to become pregnant. Folic acid reduces the risk for birth defects of a babyfs brain and spine -- spina bifida and anencephaly -- by 50% or more. Folic acid may also lower the risk of preeclampsia and early labor. Many doctors recommend that any woman of childbearing age take either a multivitamin or a folic acid supplement. Folic acid can protect against birth defects that may form before a woman knows she is pregnant.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 23:08

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 03:07

stole all his silverware.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 23:21

[HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp - 01 [720p].mkv

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 03:21

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 04:06


350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 06:22


352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 00:53

(yeah? Yeah!)

353 Name: vc: ti : 1993-09-9270 13:55

Crab rave is gen z's Adagio for strings.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 19:59

well thatfs when your old ball and chain gives you a swift kick in your old balls and chain, so to speak

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9270 23:47

teleport into any coffin in the world

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9271 20:37

I got a bunch of chinese people in my class who Ifm pretty sure are spies for Chairman Xi, and the rest of my classmates are fellow low key weeaboos like me except one is a fat sports fan who Ifm pretty sure doesnft even watch anything Japanese besides hentai

Our professor looks down upon every one of us with rightful disgust

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 02:37

Tecmo Co., Ltd, which merged with Koei in 2009, was itself the combination of two companies: Imperial Trustee Corporation (founded in 1964) and Nippon Yacht Co, Ltd (founded in 1967). [10]

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 23:02

One of the works showcased, entitled Mag-gies Death Banner, is a custom-painted wargaming miniature of an Orc holding a standard, a kind of decorative flag used to identify a regiment. The banner held up by the Orc is emblazoned not with a baleful eye or demonic horned skull, or any such commonplace fantasy signifier of evil, but a portrait of then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 00:09

Kirby's species

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 00:16

Incest With My Little Sister Who Is Hospitalized Repeatedly - Today, I Saw The Sea. I'm No Longer Afraid.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 01:32

Is the world ready for "Hipster self-insert Vagrant Story"?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 04:48

I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 01:11

Racist caricature of a Hindu goddess eats 90% of the brown people and turns them into mecha furries whose only weakness is elephant teeth, culminating in caricature having a throw down with dragon Satan.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 07:54

Capybara is Kyoutarou Suga's pet. It appears in the Yuuki mini-series and develops the ability to fly and talk after continually eating space tacos. Capy is Yuuki's main early source of transportation and is the one who informs her of the Land of Tacos plight. It has a fondness for hot springs and it resembles a sunfish when swimming. Later in the series, Yuuki left Capy at the hot springs to continue her journey.

366 Name: read another book : 1993-09-9278 09:41

Toilets haven't been used at Hogwarts since the Myrtle incident, wizards simply found out how to vanish most of the offensive body products, which must've been a spell the Ministry didn't track because when Harry was locked in

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 06:47

Itfs usually not appreciated, but is perfectly legal under Imperial Law and therefore fine to do.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 07:25

Software error:

Can't use an undefined value as a subroutine reference at wakautils.pl line 1083.

For help, please send mail to the webmaster (webmaster@4-ch.net), giving this error message and the time and date of the error.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 08:24

>>368 same

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 16:56

Me three

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 22:52

Your opponent's head flies off in a random direction, landing 2D6 feet away.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:36

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:37

For Fans of (Sub) Akira
(Dub) Akira

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:46

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 07:22

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 09:22

"Show me that the good in life does not depend upon life's length, but upon the use we make of it; also, that it is possible, or rather usual, for a man who has lived long to have lived too little." - Seneca the "Goddammit Nero"

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 10:08

>>376 By having that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei tidbit right at the top of the article, are they suggesting that's where it came from? I think they made references to a few infamous kopipes in SZS

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 10:39

It does not explicitly suggest that, and I don't think whoever wrote that intended it to be suggested, as it is not a context where one has much to gain by being deliberately untruthful, and does not directly contradict established fact (that the rant is from a 2001 blog post, the copipe was in S1E1 of SZS, the closest it gets to being counterfactual is that the included text was the Japanese version).

It just leaves a strong possibility open for someone else to read that into it. This is a fairly typical problem with using the passive voice in English. I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>378, should try procuring gyudon yourself, it's quite delicious.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 14:07

>>379 Of course, I didn't think it was deliberately untruthful, just under-informed.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 04:50

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383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 08:46

>>378 they did, one episode also had the "ǂĂqł" copipe at the beginning

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 10:42

Other researchers have taken these experiments a step further by using human fecal transplants.

If you hold a mouse by its tail, it normally wriggles in an effort to escape. If you give it a fecal transplant from humans with major depression, you get a completely different result: The mice give up sooner, simply hanging motionless.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:02

Story written by Kagami Hiroyuki, a massive boob lover and widely acclaimed for his worldbuilding!

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 07:53

billy herrington(PBUH)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 08:23

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Thunder Chan My husband is a slot but I accept all of them.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 04:13

1899Ni32Nj - ݖJ

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 06:04

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 21:20

Not to be confused with Amazon Alexa.

Alexa Internet, Inc. is an American web traffic analysis company based in San Francisco. It is a subsidiary of Amazon.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 17:58

Prince Hyacinth's nose shrinks down to a usual size and he marries the Dear Little Princess. The two live happily ever after.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 21:41


393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 22:18

harry takes off his shirt and hes voldemort

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 22:40

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 07:34

let num = many1::<Vec<_>, _>(digit());

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 00:06

After his career at Apple, Wozniak enrolled at UC Berkeley to complete his degree. Because his name was well known at this point, he enrolled under the name Rocky Raccoon Clark, which is the name listed on his diploma.[45]

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 17:27

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