It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo
>go to church to pick up men
pastoral blues
I tell myself every day that I have a twelve inch dick.
Now to my horror I have an entanglement of multiple penii wriggling around; all twelve inches in length.
This man is not incorrect in his statements, but horrifically true.
John McAfee
Verified account @officialmcafee
Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
2:14 PM - 31 Dec 2018
Marshall B.
@E_Razmus
31 Dec 2018
Replying to @officialmcafee
sir this is a wendy's
People talk about "friendly and great pool table" and "food"
The film discusses Wagner's opera Parsifal while the soundtrack plays the "Funeral March" from Götterdämmerung.
草木萌動
Baby chipmunk stuck in a man’s rectum.
(Didn’t work in ER- this was a guy who was on my caseload when I was a case manager)
P.S. The chipmunk survived.
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But seriously, I think it’s a reference to Knife Party.
“I got up extra early today to prepare,” revealed the stoner. “About eleven thirty, that’s a good two or three hours before I normally would and I’m gonna leave a little bit of weed out of my one o’clock, two o’clock and three o’clock spliffs so I have a good bit extra to put in my 4:20 number. This is going to be a really special day.”
Associated Performer: Spannko
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oh yeah, my pc broke to start the new year.
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Ustad anwer darbari reply all you tuber i'm not funny and i'm respect to music and if you any Doubt then i'm upload more videos
please don't say me funny i'm request to you all budy this is funny moment in my personal life and my bullshit student upload a video and say i'm funny ii don't understand
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I want a car previously owned by a cute teenaged girl with a very weak bladder. The more times she's peed in the seat, the better. The humiliation and embarrassment she felt during those leaky moments would make the smell even more potent. Can you guys help me find my dream car?
Battered wetRot and muskSilt and bonesSkipping stonesEternal life awaitsJust past the gatesOf my Father’s Funeral Cityオンライン・シミュレーションRPGゲーム
Vagoo
to give you an idea of the western games chio likes
Is there literally anything you can put in your twitter bio that doesn't make you sound like an asshole?
A beer snake is made with a large number of empty plastic beer cups, usually those issued by the bars on site at the stadium. Many sports stadiums do not allow glasses for safety reasons, and use plastic cups for serving beer. The plastic cups, once empty, provide the flexible building blocks for constructing the beer snake.
He’s suggested trying to stop masturbating to blueberry porn and try doing it to normal porn but I know it won’t work and I don’t want to change him to suit my needs.
>>327
i lol'd but it's from chio-chan ch 14, there are visual cues.
the page explains pretty well how off-putting those games feel to the average japanese gamer: typically anti-kawaii (Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis, uncanny valley character models, Quake 4), and for the few who like such things, paying extra and having to deal with nonexistent/delayed/dlc translation.
i guess I could add to that that if it's done by people who know the language but don't really grok games, the translations of youge have awkward spots. the characteristic "that's not wrong, but" is when a term that probably should be kept in english for maximum game-ness goes full kango.
“I'm a contributor to wikifeet and even I have never seen a second toe like that!” Reddit user jokes_on_you commented on the post. They then linked to a known photo of Ocasio-Cortez’s feet and implied that the feet in the r/drama post couldn’t possibly belong to her.
I asked jokes_on_you how they spotted the difference. "I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to recognize when something doesn’t look right," they told me in a Reddit direct message. "Because we can’t dorsi- or plantarflex our 2nd-5th toes independently I knew it wasn’t a matter of the toe being bent. I thought that maybe she has some form of brachydactyly but her Wikifeet page has clear evidence to the contrary. So it was clear to me that it wasn’t her feet."
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According to Iranian legend, wine was discovered by a girl despondent over her rejection by the king. The girl decided to commit suicide by drinking the spoiled residue left by rotting table grapes. Instead of poisoning the girl, the fermented must caused her to pass out to awaken the next morning with the realization that life was worth living. She reported back to the king her discovery of the intoxicating qualities of the spoiled grape juice and was rewarded for her find.
>>334 that can't be the true origin, no one who drinks enough alcohol to pass out wakes up the next day thinking life is worth living.
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>>335
Maybe it was a cunning act of petty revenge on the asshole king.
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some top500 aimlet
Adams responded thus: 'I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13.'
Folic acid supplements are standard for pregnant women and women who plan to become pregnant. Folic acid reduces the risk for birth defects of a baby’s brain and spine -- spina bifida and anencephaly -- by 50% or more. Folic acid may also lower the risk of preeclampsia and early labor. Many doctors recommend that any woman of childbearing age take either a multivitamin or a folic acid supplement. Folic acid can protect against birth defects that may form before a woman knows she is pregnant.
微乳
stole all his silverware.
[HorribleSubs] Yuru Camp - 01 [720p].mkv
seriously
SN-O8FRIMG-ARWA-44Q5-H79A-SVD9
(yeah? Yeah!)
Crab rave is gen z's Adagio for strings.
well that’s when your old ball and chain gives you a swift kick in your old balls and chain, so to speak
teleport into any coffin in the world
I got a bunch of chinese people in my class who I’m pretty sure are spies for Chairman Xi, and the rest of my classmates are fellow low key weeaboos like me except one is a fat sports fan who I’m pretty sure doesn’t even watch anything Japanese besides hentai
Our professor looks down upon every one of us with rightful disgust
Tecmo Co., Ltd, which merged with Koei in 2009, was itself the combination of two companies: Imperial Trustee Corporation (founded in 1964) and Nippon Yacht Co, Ltd (founded in 1967). [10]
One of the works showcased, entitled Mag-gies Death Banner, is a custom-painted wargaming miniature of an Orc holding a standard, a kind of decorative flag used to identify a regiment. The banner held up by the Orc is emblazoned not with a baleful eye or demonic horned skull, or any such commonplace fantasy signifier of evil, but a portrait of then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
Incest With My Little Sister Who Is Hospitalized Repeatedly - Today, I Saw The Sea. I'm No Longer Afraid.
Is the world ready for "Hipster self-insert Vagrant Story"?
I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.
Racist caricature of a Hindu goddess eats 90% of the brown people and turns them into mecha furries whose only weakness is elephant teeth, culminating in caricature having a throw down with dragon Satan.
Capybara is Kyoutarou Suga's pet. It appears in the Yuuki mini-series and develops the ability to fly and talk after continually eating space tacos. Capy is Yuuki's main early source of transportation and is the one who informs her of the Land of Tacos plight. It has a fondness for hot springs and it resembles a sunfish when swimming. Later in the series, Yuuki left Capy at the hot springs to continue her journey.
Toilets haven't been used at Hogwarts since the Myrtle incident, wizards simply found out how to vanish most of the offensive body products, which must've been a spell the Ministry didn't track because when Harry was locked in
It’s usually not appreciated, but is perfectly legal under Imperial Law and therefore fine to do.
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Your opponent's head flies off in a random direction, landing 2D6 feet away.
For Fans of (Sub) Akira
(Dub) Akira
"Show me that the good in life does not depend upon life's length, but upon the use we make of it; also, that it is possible, or rather usual, for a man who has lived long to have lived too little." - Seneca the "Goddammit Nero"
>>376 By having that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei tidbit right at the top of the article, are they suggesting that's where it came from? I think they made references to a few infamous kopipes in SZS
>>378
It does not explicitly suggest that, and I don't think whoever wrote that intended it to be suggested, as it is not a context where one has much to gain by being deliberately untruthful, and does not directly contradict established fact (that the rant is from a 2001 blog post, the copipe was in S1E1 of SZS, the closest it gets to being counterfactual is that the included text was the Japanese version).
It just leaves a strong possibility open for someone else to read that into it. This is a fairly typical problem with using the passive voice in English. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>378, should try procuring gyudon yourself, it's quite delicious.
>>379 Of course, I didn't think it was deliberately untruthful, just under-informed.
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>>378 they did, one episode also had the "どう見ても精子です" copipe at the beginning
Other researchers have taken these experiments a step further by using human fecal transplants.
If you hold a mouse by its tail, it normally wriggles in an effort to escape. If you give it a fecal transplant from humans with major depression, you get a completely different result: The mice give up sooner, simply hanging motionless.
Story written by Kagami Hiroyuki, a massive boob lover and widely acclaimed for his worldbuilding!
billy herrington(PBUH)
Translated from Japanese by Microsoft
Thunder Chan My husband is a slot but I accept all of them.
1899年（明治32年） - 醤油研究所を開設
Not to be confused with Amazon Alexa.
Alexa Internet, Inc. is an American web traffic analysis company based in San Francisco. It is a subsidiary of Amazon.
Prince Hyacinth's nose shrinks down to a usual size and he marries the Dear Little Princess. The two live happily ever after.
脱力
harry takes off his shirt and hes voldemort
tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves
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After his career at Apple, Wozniak enrolled at UC Berkeley to complete his degree. Because his name was well known at this point, he enrolled under the name Rocky Raccoon Clark, which is the name listed on his diploma.[45]
