It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo
>>702
Video titled "Saqra's Cult - The 9th King (2019) Amor Fati Productions - album stream". A metal album.
>>705
Image of Popeye the Sailor, with the hair, outfit, and sword of Cloud Strife. Presumably a joke regarding the strength that would be required to wield Cloud's comically large sword.
>>708
A label of "Flagler Fruit & Packing Co.", featuring a drawing of a woman in 19th century style with a finger in front of her lips, adorned with lilies. The label reads "Silence Brand".
>>709
News site for Japan. Article titled "Iran says 'idiotic' new U.S. sanctions shut doors of diplomacy amid White House 'mental retardation'". The article discusses sanctions and relations between the United States and Iran.
>>710
News site for Australia. Article titled "Dog meat trade", with the text "Solo dog meat sellers are bold in their branding, despite Muslims being against the practice." and a picture of a banner featuring Scooby-Doo.
>>712
Video titled "Feuerschwanz Hurra Hurra die Pest is da", a humorous medieval-themed musical act.
>>726
Culture magazine site, article "I Was Banned From Twitter for Threatening to Kill Mr. Peanut". The person says they wanted to emphasize the difference between people and corporations.
>>730
Image satirizing Turning Point USA. The text reads "Dear Liberals, If game corporations aren't trying to brainwash me into being gay, then why is Link such a fucking cutie?".
>>739
Online store for guns and accessories. This particular page is unavailable, presumably it was a Beretta 93R.
>>756
Community forum, subforum focused on mobile game Fate/Grand Order. The post has the title "I got paid ten dollars to create this. I want to share this with the world." and is an image of Jar-Jar Binks (of the Star Wars Prequels) dressed as Astolfo (originally from works such as Orlando Furioso) saying "Meesa ruin the Fate™ Franchise".
>>761
Video titled "Azumanga Daioh and President Bush". English language dub of Osaka kicking her shoe from Azumang Daioh, spliced with footage of President George W. Bush dodging a shoe thrown at him.
>>772
Image of a boy wearing a costume made out of sticks, tape, a banana, and miscellaneous electronics, with minor computer edits. The boy appears to be dressing up as an orc shaman from the Warcraft franchise.
>>776
Game distributed by Steam, titled "Femdom Lines". The game appears to be a pornographic game focusing on BSDM.
>>777
A screencapture of Char from the anime Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam, just before he says "I have never even once betrayed anyone, Haman.".
>>786
Host for doujin scans, among other things. This Doujin is "[Semakute Kurai (Kyouan)] Chou Mahou Shoujo Kaizou 3 Kaori", featuring girls with many penises.
>>789
An image of Jeffrey Epstein, captioned with text from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restored a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or psersist in the doomed world you have created".
>>792
News site. This article is "Farmers jailed in Australia for smuggling Danish pig semen in shampoo bottles".
>>802
Host for doujin scans, among other things. This Doujin is "(C95) [Gerupin (Minazuki Juuzou)] Bibibi no Biketsugou (Gegege no Kitarou) [English] {Hennojin}", an English translation of a Doujin of Gegege no Kitarou, featuring Mana and Neko.
>>806
News site focused on Hong Kong. This artile is titled "Bizarre photo of Adolf Hitler in Japanese kimono goes viral". It shows the photograph and reactions on social media.
>>808
Community forum, specifically the subforum for the defunct personal website host Geocities. Additionally, the forum is viewed with an unusual style.
>>810
Image of a painting of a blue-skinned fairy with large butterfly-style wings in a forest. The fairy is holding a crown and looking at the viewer.
>>812
News site focused on New Zealand. The article is titled "The Kiwi who fell in love with an anime character", and describes a resident of New Zealand who imagined himself in a relationship with fictional character Rem of the anime Re:Zero. Eventually he started a relationship with a human woman, and a documentary was made about him.
>>813
Online store for knives and accessories. This item is "Emerson Protech USN GXI Custom CQC-7 Tanto Automatic Knife G-10 (3.25" Black)".
>>814
Video titled "Béla Bartók - Rhapsody for Piano, Op. 1 (1904)".
>>822
Video news site. This video is titled "Girl Farts in Another Girl's Face During Fight " with commentary "shouldn't figh right after lunch... ".
>>825
Culture site. This article is titled "What is vore porn, and why do people love it?", and describes the vore fetish.
>>827
Social media post by a user posing as Toby Fox, claiming to link to the game "Deltarune chapter 2". Actually, it links to "Hentai Area 51".
>>828
Community sourced encyclopedia. This entry is for Dog, but is in the Scots language.
>>832
News site. This article is titled "Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Facility, Firefighters Forced to Dodge 'Projectiles'".
>>841
Image of a topless Japanese woman lying on a bed, with semen on her chest
>>852
News site focused on Japan. This article is "Police officer arrested for repeatedly clogging women’s toilets in convenience stores".
>>865
/dqn/ board of the 4-ch BBS.
>>873
BBS
>>886
Document titled "Adult Swim Schedule 2006". The schedule beings on January 1 and ends on December 31 of that year.
>>898
News site focused on New York. Article titled "Louis C.K. tells Israeli crowd ‘I’d rather be in Auschwitz than New York City’".
>>905
Porn video titled "white teen groped in bus".
>>906
Photograph of a Japanese in-store advertisement for a product called "Poopsie Slime Surprise".
>>927
Video titled "Throwing a dog out of an airplane". A dog is tossed into a bank of snow. Because of lighting, until the dog hits, the snow looks like clouds seen from an airplane.
>>931
Screenshot from the visual novel Baldr Sky, showing a city covered in graffiti. The caption reads "That's Anonymous City in a nutshell, also known as the internet's garbage dump".
>>937
A photograph of a shower curtain. The curtain depicts an image from the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, of a character in a wagon looking towards the viewer. A caption on the shower curtain reads "Hey you. You're finally awake".
>>939
News site. The article is titled "Prominent British lawyer sparks outrage after clubbing fox to death while dressed in a kimono". The lawyer apparently found the fox in his garden and did not want to call animal services during a holiday.
That's it, I'm done now. If you are reading this in some far-off distant future, I hope this context has been somewhat helpful as you try to understand us. Please note that this was long enough that it was only practical to write it in an external file and copy-paste it in, so the spirit of the thread has been preserved.
>>943-952, you are a true hero to the visually impaired, those from the mythical year of 1994 who shall decide to delve into a random kopipe thread filled with dead links on an only slightly less dead textboard, and probably some other people idk.
This post copied and pasted from Notepad as well because some traditions must be upheld, no matter how pointless.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ BUMP, nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
すみません、1/8まで休み取ってるので準備する時間がない
"Fools! Tremble before the might of THE SPACE THIRD REICH!"
"No! The INSURRECTION will not fail!"
PALPATINE speaks:
"GYAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! NOW, MY FLAGSHIP HAS TWO BIGGU, BLACKU DIKKUS!"
(from off-frame, the sound of Eric Butts simultaneously weeping and climaxing into his own mouth)
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP / SHOUNEN YO, SHINWA NI NARE"
ASUS EX-A320M-GAMING,
A few more exhaustive descriptions:
>>449
Image of a visual novel, a scene in a classroom. The text is intermixed English and Japanese. Insofar as can be determined without context, if the Japanese segments are translated to English, it reads:
"There might be people here who heard our conversation just now. So let us change the vice of gambling that we have done here into a charitable act that will help our company to grow."
It's true that gambling is illegal. It'd be a problem for me if charges were pressed over this wager, too.
"I, Stephanie Lawrel Williams II, under the name of god, swear to donate 100% of the money earned by this charity to the Roman Catholic Church, if earned"
Without hesitation, I pledged to do good works for the sake of God.
".................."
"Hmph. Did I say something strange?"
"Nothing. Rather not say. Just unfortunate that rationality can be intolerant"
>>641
Anime-styled image of a girl with a slice of bread in her mouth, reaching for her shoes as she leaves the house. She is wearing a school uniform and carrying several bags. One bag appears to be a guitar case and has the English text "Don't think,feel." written on it repeatedly. There is a cat behind her.
>>963
Whoops, what an embarrassing mistake (丿∀`*●)+｡照"
(the kaomoji is the copy-pasted part)
Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
Matthew Mercer is contributing more to the downfall of the D&D community than anyone else in history. Not even Monte Cook, not even Lorraine Williams, not even Michael Mearls, not even Gary Gygax himself have done as much damage to D&D. Mercer has made the game palatable to the kind of person who spends his Friday nights playing Cards Against Humanity while slobbering microbrews all over his beard while his wife's son is sleeping in the next room. The kind of moron who thinks mirthful laughter is the end goal of everything, and fails to understand the potential that RPGs have as a fulfilling hobby. Instead, he shits on that creative potential by turning the entire game into a joke, refusing to take anything seriously and making gimmick characters, bringing along his fat girlfriend to make a shitty elf druid character that she hardly roleplays, screeching autistically whenever she rolls a natural 20 because that is the only aspect of the game that her tiny female brain can comprehend, taking copious pictures of the game and posting them to Snapchat and Instagram to show what a geek she is, before getting tired at 11 and tugging at her cuck boyfriend's shoulder so that they both leave and disrupt the immersion even further, because the game doesn't matter to these people at all. It is a mode of entertainment, nothing else. And by entertainment, I mean they consider it nothing more than a Netflix special that they can pause at any time, because it is meant entirely to pander to their enjoyment and make them laugh to cover up how empty their soulless lives are. This hobby used to be full of passionate people who cared about the game and weren't afraid to show it. Now the hobby is being diluted by hordes of casuals who couldn't give a fuck.
Age: 14
Height: 145cm (4’9)
Race: Human
Hobbies: wild flights of fancy
Likes: herself with the mouse ears on, cheese
Dislikes: herself without the mouse ears on, the world
SINARIA: You are a brave adventurer. The
world of sinaria is under attack by the evil
stomper! Find, and destroy stomper for good!
Stomper thinks he is so cool, let's kick
stomper's butt!
"I've known him for years" says Liz, 21, whilst passing victorian porn anthologies to the local paedo, "And I've never seen him nibble on so much as a finger.
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ADRP X1, #0x621000
LDR X1, [X1, #0x8A8]
ADRP X0, #0x60F000
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I think there's a gap between how people and pod people see the phrase "You're next."
Recommended
16.2 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
EARLY ACCESS REVIEW POSTED: MAY 2, 2019
This is basically Mount and Blade with all anime-style girl armies, an obvious and necessary improvement. In addition to leading your fierce warband, you can choose the color of their panties.
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Mark Rippetoe
All right. No Name says... No Name says -- and this is not really a Comment from the Haters! tt's just an interesting observation. "If Epstein ran the Starting Strength program, his neck would have been too thick for Hillary to choke him out with.".
Changelog:
Madness mode starts with more gold and HP. But don't worry you'll die anyway
During your time here, you will be able to talk, join, and adventure with many other individuals in an experience that is unique to online games.
That being said, we have no desire to see your real life suffer as a consequence.
Don't forget your family, your friends, your school, or your work.
A Pro-Choice Cringetopia Dogpile is Derailed Upon the Discovery of a Mod With an Interest in Hardcore Furry Pornography
2002: U.S. Says Hussein Intensifies Quest for A-Bomb Parts
2020: Iranian Missile Accidentally Brought Down Ukrainian Jet, Officials Say
"If you fool me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice... you can't get fooled a second time." - Dubya
decimate half of the universe's population
A man tried to hurt somebody and got game-ended by a George Costanza handgun
Tanaka soon develops a deadly body odor and becomes a walking weapon of mass destruction. While taking a nap, the odor he emits kills everyone in the Lab. Horrified, he reports the incident to headquarters, as they instruct him to deliver the experimental drug to Tokyo. Meanwhile, the odor he emits grows stronger to where it affects several miles of the surrounding area, killing every living thing that smells his odor, except flowers and plants. The Odor is so potent that Gas masks, and NBC Suits offer no protection against its effects. His odor kills everything in the Yamanashi Prefecture, including all 200,000 inhabitants of Kōfu city. Nobuo continues on to Tokyo unaware of the death his smell is causing, but the rest of the country is in a complete panic.
You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that I've lost litres of cum to this character of mere fantasy. Isn't it funny how not even real men arouse me like he does? I have killed millions of my offspring to the thought of having intercourse with a cartoon character. a character conceived by the mind of another man somewhere in the world. Who knows, maybe there was a scientist who could have cured cancer, the engineer who could have figured out the terraforming of Mars, or even the future president of the United States among the sperm that now lay on that tissue. Needless to say, I don't regret it. He’s literal perfection. I can assure you that I will keep fantasizing about him and I won't stop anytime soon.
I plan to vote for Donald Trump if Hillary Clinton is nominated, in part for lulz purposes and in part because it’s not even clear to me that Hillary is to the left of Trump in any meaningful way (aside from having a vagine), but I’d never attend a Trump rally.
Saltier Than Crait is a community for those who are critical of the recent new Star Wars revival from Disney and wish to have intelligent, respectful discourse about it.
Asprey, a 46-year-old former information technology exec who lost 100 pounds and says he fixed his Asperger’s syndrome in part by changing his diet and removing toxins from his environment, has injected stem cells into his penis. He had his blood filtered externally and put back in his body, implanted a blood glucose monitor into his arm, and shoves some of his 150 daily supplements up his butt. His self-experiments lack scientific rigor — he’s a test group of one and has no way to account for the placebo effect. But as he explained on Dax Shepard’s podcast, “Medicine and science want to know why. I don’t care. The body is a frickin’ black box.”
The biohackers’ credo is: “Dude, just try it.”
(*ﾟーﾟ)
Remain calm when stopped by the police in Japan
by Debito Arudou
Contributing Writer
r/legaladvice
Posted by u/ragdollrae
22 hours ago
My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012 and I can't get it removed.
His NP is Big Steppy