It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo
>>37
Anime-style girl crouched down, firing what looks like a FN P90 to the left. Behind the girl is the case for the gun, shaped like a violin case. The girl's clothes and hair wave. Black and white.
>>40
Unknown. A link to user-uploaded content(?) on a server related to the "Formation Girls" game. The game appears to be defunct, and the image has expired.
>>44
Javascript-based tutorial for techniques in the game "Tetris". In Japanese.
>>51
Website describing humorous blends of films. This particular page is "The Killing Field of Dreams". Description: A New York Times journalist is driven by an unseen voice to establish a baseball field in a Cambodian rice paddy during the mad rule of Pol Pot. Tagline: "If you commit genocide, they won't come."
>>52
Humor site in the format of a newspaper. This article, "Baseball Statisticians Unveil New Analytics Model Measuring Precise Amount Of Joy They Suck From The Game", satirizes excessive use of statistics in sports.
>>56
News site. This article is an opinion piece titled "EAT CHEESE LIVE FOREVER EAT CHEESE NEVER DIE", and is almost entirely written in capital letters. It appears to be commentary that news sensationalizes and misrepresents scientific findings.
>>63
Video, titled "Yuko Sakaitsukasa & YMO - Computer Obachan Animated Promo Video". An animated Japanese music video showing an elderly Japanese woman piloting a spaceship.
>>67
Image of the Killdozer, with the caption "Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything." and a Nike logo. A reference to a controversial advertising campaign by Nike.
>>76
Two videos. The first is a video from the mid 1990s about a man who wins at Japanese Pachinko machines. Commenters express nostalgia. The second is titled "Billy And The Clown Special Remastered Edition". It is three hours of Sam Hyde reading a story.
>>81
Blog about LaTeX. This post describes use of \reflectbox, \scalebox, and various unicode characters to reflect text in various ways.
>>82
Unknown. The music file has been removed from Soundcloud. The artist produces electronic music.
>>89
Blog post describing the use of compilers which output JavaScript [sic].
>>91
Unknown. The site 4x13.net is a text-based bbs.
>>92
Video titled "【Hatsune Miku_UtataP】永遠に幸せになる方法、見つけました。【Original】" A music video produced with the Vocaloid software.
>>93
Online dictionary, the entry for "hakurei", which is defined as "A type of round, white turnip from Japan." "Hakurei" is also the surname of a popular video game character.
>>100
Unknown. The site serves as a repository for user-uploaded content, but this video file has been removed.
>>110
The video has been taken down by Youtube in response to copyright claims from SO Productions LLC. It appears to have been a commercial for a cleaning product "ShamWow" by the pitch-man Vince.
>>132
The site has become defunct, but this was a community-sourced page associating backgrounds from the anime "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" with real locations in Japan.
>>133
Song from the anime "Welcome to the NHK", titled "Damn It... Another Sunset"
>>138
Thread on a BBS, titled "DQN IFFY UH" with 5 replies.
>>168
News site. Article titled "Impure reason: Russian man shot in heated Kant philosophy debate".
>>178
Community question-answer forum. This subsection focuses on the religion Judaism. The question "Is human flesh a kosher food?" is answered in the negative.
>>183
Community-driven encyclopedia. The page regarding the Nuremberg Trials, a short subsection describing intelligence tests and psychiatric assesments of the defendents, including I.Q. scores determined for the defendents.
>>186
Website for LBC, a London talk radio station. Article titled "The Shocking Ad Telling Parents To Stop Taking Children To Be Shot By Paramilitaries". The advertisement was created by the Department of Justice for Northern Ireland regarding ongoing violence.
>>188
A blog post titled "Lorenz attractor is owl.", describing similarities between graphs of certain solutions to the Lorenz equations and the eyes of an owl.
>>196
A tutorial site. This tutorial is "How to Use OpenGL ES in Android Apps". The tutorial describes how to create an application that will run on the Android operating system and display an orange torus.
>>202
A website titled "HowTallisMan". Articles on the site describe the heights of various men or women (famous or not).
>>230
A fashion blog. This article is "Steal the Style: Ryan Gosling in Drive", describing how to purchase clothing similar to the unnamed protagonist of the 2011 film "Drive".
>>236
A comic depicting a boy who eats cookies, then transforms into a girl. The boys clothes change with him.
>>243
News site. This article is "American 'killed in India by endangered Andamans tribe'". It describes the uncontacted inhabitants of the North Sentinel island attacking and killing a Christian missionary from Alabama.
>>257
A link to the Google search page with the query "db".
>>269
Community-driven encyclopedia. This page is for the Goliath Birdeater Tarantula. The specific section describes their large size.
>>271
Image from the Granblue Fantasy anime-style game. The character Pecorine says "I'd never let anyone else have you, Karyl! Don't you worry! If you were made into terrine, I'd lap up every morsel myself!"
>>280
Site for the Japanese Kanji Proficiency Test Association. A page for the "Kanji of the Year" for 2018. The Kanji is 災, meaning "disaster, calamity, woe, curse, evil".
>>291
Community-driven encyclopedia. An photograph titled "Pessebre a la plaça de Sant Jaume - caganer". The photograph is of a stylized statue of a defecating man.
>>302
News site. The article is "Man uses super long CVS receipt to repair broken blind". It describes a photograph posted on social media of a long receipt being used to replace a broken window blind.
>>306
Video titled "Cool 3D World 2015 Vine Compilation". A collection of short videos related to the site cool3dworld.com, which appears to be a collaboration center for amateur artists using 3d rendering software.
>>316
Description of a software project, "jjogaegi", which is a "Command line utility to create, parse, and format Korean vocabulary to import into Anki, Quizlet, and other flashcard apps."
>>319
Forum for discussing the mental conditions of Autism and Asperger's. This thread is titled "Touhou Obsession", posted by user "XxLordxX". There are no replies.
>>331
Community-driven encyclopedia. Page, in French, describing the practice of wearing artificial male genitals.
>>338
Blog post containing the lyrics to the song "Tekireiki na Lady" from the anime "Lucky Star".
>>348
Online mathematical software. This specific page describes a feature which, when given a name from a list of fictional characters, will return a parametric function whose plot resembles that character.
>>351
News site, an article titled "Supposing ... Subversive genius Banksy is actually rubbish". An opinion piece by a writer who is not impressed with the artist Banksy.
>>362
Community forum, subforum focused on answering questions of law. The question, "Are lolis legal?" recieved no conclusive response.
>>372
Blog post titled "It's Always Sunny in Skotoprigonyevsk". It discusses the theme of mundane amorality, in classic literature and in the televsion show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
>>373
The video has been blocked in my location by Youtube in response to copyright claims from WBTV. It appears to be a comedy sketch titled "Wind Storm '97 Mad TV", which is a satire of news reporters who have unusual priorities in their reporting.
>>375
A two-panel image. The first image is three cat bowls, with the caption "DM: makes puzzle really easy". The second image is three cats eating from the three cat bowls in contorted positions, with the caption "players: spend 3 hours finding terrible solution". It is a commentary on a common occurence in tabletop games.
>>376
Community-sourced encyclopedia specializing in Anonymous internet culture. This page is on the Yoshinoya copypasta.
>>381
Image of Yayoi, a character from the anime-styled game THE iDOLM@STER. She is eating food and looking at the viewer.
>>389
An image of two globes. The first is captioned "Indonesia", and the country of Indonesia is shaded in. The second is captioned "Outdonesia", and every country except Indonesia is shaded in. The image is a screencapture from Twitter, and appears to have been taken by a Japanese user.
>>395
Video titled "Extinction - Ariadne's Ocean - Episode One Trailer". After a brief voice-over, a camera pans through a series of rendered 3D environments while music plays. It promotes a mod for the game SOMA.
>>396
News site. The article's title is "Son, 27, 'wants to sue his parents because he didn't CONSENT to being born'". The man in question lives in India, and hopes to make prospective parents think more about their hypothetical childrens' futures.
>>399
Now-removed game distributed by Steam, titled "Captain fly and sexy naked girls at school". The game appears to be about a fly who observes anime-styled girls in various states of undress.
>>400
Personal web site titled "Sythesizers, Music & Television". The author, Yala, has written descriptions of how to use synthesizers to create music.
>>407
News site, with article headline "'Weirdest Set of Coincidences in My Life.' Scientists Tracked Down the Owner of a USB Stick Found in Frozen Seal Feces".
>>410
Image of a list of fetishes from FetLife, a site focused on sexual fetishes. One entry in the list has been circled: "forcing girls to switch to linux".
>>413
Photograph of a blue coffee mug on a desk. The mug appears to be filled with milk. A figurine of a gorilla, presumably made out of chocolate, is almost submerged in the milk.
>>429
Animated gif, in the style of a reload animation from DOOM. The character holds two fistfulls of shotgun shells, then slams them together. The shells become a shotgun, made of shotgun shells. The character fires the gun.
>>445
Community-driven encyclopedia, the page for "Wishbone's Dog Days of the West", which is a children's movie featuring a dog.
>>449
Image of a visual novel, a scene in a classroom. The text is intermixed English and Japanese.
>>452
Image with the caption "Autistic Muppet" of a yellow muppet, against a gray background.
>>457
Animated gif of a slinky falling down a two-step escalator, designed for perpetual motion.
>>460
Game distributed by Steam, titled "Genuis! Nazi-girl Goeppels-chan Ep1 Creating the People' Receiver". A visual novel in which the player takes the role of Paul Joseph Goebbels reimagined as an anime girl.
>>473
Screenshot a news site headline: "Tranny who hasn't cleaned her room in 3 years thinks she could be a housewife if she dates a nazi"
>>480
Screenshot of a post by user "Thundertactics" on Bioware's game forms. He states some hypotheses of what the sweat of fictional character Tali would smell like, based on what scientific information is given in the Mass Effect series of video games.
>>487
Image of two wooden doors flying above the New York skyline towards two ships, which are rotated so that they appear as skyscrapers in the position of the WTC. The text is a collection of political references.
>>488
Remix of "Shii's song", including dialogue from an anime adaptation of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
>>489
Community-sourced encyclopedia focused on 4chan's music community. This page describes Ken Snyder, a musician from the 1970s. He is most well known for the cover of the album "By Request Only".
>>493
Image of a ceramic tiled floor.
>>504
Image of a cat inside a cardboard box. The box appears to be filled with doujins. The cat appears to be holding a small pillow, the cover of which is a scantily clad catgirl. The cat appears to be surprised.
>>514
Image of an anime-styled game. Two characters are displayed in front of a table laden with various foodstuffs and utensils. A caption reads "There were a roast of meat thought to be cock and the soup which was so yellow that it was".
>>515
Link to a thread on the 4-ch BBS, the /dqn/ board. The thread title is "Lets write an academic paper [Research]". The result of the thread was the publication of the paper "The Effects of Astronomical Bodies on Imouto’s Local Solutions to Rankine–Hugoniot Equations." by P. Gomez, P. Gomez, Tiddles the cat, P. Erdős, and P. Gomez on the website viXra.
>>516
Satirical news site, article title "Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs". The article relates to the production of a television series based on The Witcher and imagines what might happen if the lead actor approached his role with the same attitude as most players played the video game series.
>>517
Video titled "Merry Christmas 2018". A man wearing little except Christmas decorations traverses the outdoors, drinking vodka and engaging in other Slavic stereotypes. Christmas music plays.
>>555
News site, article titled "Guess who wins: Desperate weasel tries to fight off hungry heron". The article is commentary on a series of photographs depicting a heron killing a weasel.
>>578
Google's digitized library of books, viewing "The Apprentice, Etc" by Arthur Murphy, with a section of page 38 highlighted reading "mind your business". The search bar shows that the text searched for was "mind your bufinefs".
>>582
News site, article titled "Arkansas Men Arrested for Taking Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest After Drinking".
>>583
Edited version of a celebrated photograph of gases surounding a black hole. The light is edited to spell "owo".
>>589
Crime-focused news site, article "Mom does karate in Walmart parking lot as naked son exposes himself to customers & dog steals muffin mix from store: Cops".
>>596
Video posted on social media of a seal pushing around a bucket of fish, before moving to a zookeeper.
>>597
Humorous url which redirects to the /dqn/ board of the 4-ch BBS.
>>611
Archived video game for DOS titled "Fight a Duck with the Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis"
>>614
Image of a crow with a bottlecap on its head. The bottlecap looks like a small hat.
>>622
Website for a culture magazine, article "Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex With the Earth Could Save It".
>>624
Video titled "Sonic the Hedgehog V.S. Windows NT 5.0 Startup Sound". A short animation; Sonic the Hedgehog presses a button on a computer, which plays a startup sound. Then, Sonic stands outdoors in a street and looks up as a car falls on him. The video cuts to footage of a nuclear weapons test. The startup sound persists.
>>629
Unknown. The server does not display the image, returning a 403 error with text stating the image contains errors.
>>631
Unknown. Probably a spam site originally, now only the text "Error establishing a database connection".
>>639
Video titled "Dead or Alive - That's the Way (I Like It) (Official Video)". A music video set in a gym.
>>641
Anime-styled image of a girl with a slice of bread in her mouth, reaching for her shoes as she leaves the house. She is wearing a school uniform and carrying several bags. There is a cat behind her.
>>643
Screenshot from the video game "Final Fantasy XIV". A figure riding a mechanical contraption confronts a player's customized avatar, which is dressed as a plush toy. The caption reads "Livia sas Junius: I have so looked forward to this meeting... Peppa Pig."
>>644
Community-sourced encyclopedia, the page for "Valsalva maneuver", a breathing technique with several uses.
>>647
A series of anime-styled images of girls. Girls are exposing themselves, completely naked, or sometimes engaged in sexual activity.
>>657
Community-sourced encyclopedia, page on Academic Fencing. The specific linked section describes techniques of fencing.
>>660
Image of Vladimir Lenin imagined as an anthropomorphic bear.
>>662
Community-sourced encyclopedia, page on Jesus and the Woman Taken in Adultery, described John 7:53 to 8:11. The linked section describes variances in the Greek text.
>>680
News site focused on the United States Air Force. Article titled "That F-35 sky penis above Luke AFB wasn’t intended to be sky penis, base says", describing an event that was reported in mainstream news.
>>686
Video titled "実写版 ドラえもん ①". A student film adaptation of Doraemon, who murders a bully and returns the money he had stolen.
>>696
Youtube playlist titled "DVD Cleaners", described as "Crossposted from https://twitter.com/MaxKriegerVG/status/1123696132083920897 so I can slap this up on our big TV and troll my coworkers." It is a collection of the audiovisual content placed on special VHS/CD/DVDs which where designed to physically clean the inside of a player.
>>697
Video titled "Higurashi Sound Effect - Yes, That One.". The sound is from the visual novel series "Higurashi: When They Cry" signifying distorted perception and/or imminent danger.
>>700
Online store for knives and accessories. This item is "Heretic Knives Manticore-X Double Edge OTF Knife Red (3.75" Black)".
>>702
Video titled "Saqra's Cult - The 9th King (2019) Amor Fati Productions - album stream". A metal album.
>>705
Image of Popeye the Sailor, with the hair, outfit, and sword of Cloud Strife. Presumably a joke regarding the strength that would be required to wield Cloud's comically large sword.
>>708
A label of "Flagler Fruit & Packing Co.", featuring a drawing of a woman in 19th century style with a finger in front of her lips, adorned with lilies. The label reads "Silence Brand".
>>709
News site for Japan. Article titled "Iran says 'idiotic' new U.S. sanctions shut doors of diplomacy amid White House 'mental retardation'". The article discusses sanctions and relations between the United States and Iran.
>>710
News site for Australia. Article titled "Dog meat trade", with the text "Solo dog meat sellers are bold in their branding, despite Muslims being against the practice." and a picture of a banner featuring Scooby-Doo.
>>712
Video titled "Feuerschwanz Hurra Hurra die Pest is da", a humorous medieval-themed musical act.
>>726
Culture magazine site, article "I Was Banned From Twitter for Threatening to Kill Mr. Peanut". The person says they wanted to emphasize the difference between people and corporations.
>>730
Image satirizing Turning Point USA. The text reads "Dear Liberals, If game corporations aren't trying to brainwash me into being gay, then why is Link such a fucking cutie?".
>>739
Online store for guns and accessories. This particular page is unavailable, presumably it was a Beretta 93R.
>>756
Community forum, subforum focused on mobile game Fate/Grand Order. The post has the title "I got paid ten dollars to create this. I want to share this with the world." and is an image of Jar-Jar Binks (of the Star Wars Prequels) dressed as Astolfo (originally from works such as Orlando Furioso) saying "Meesa ruin the Fate™ Franchise".
>>761
Video titled "Azumanga Daioh and President Bush". English language dub of Osaka kicking her shoe from Azumang Daioh, spliced with footage of President George W. Bush dodging a shoe thrown at him.
>>772
Image of a boy wearing a costume made out of sticks, tape, a banana, and miscellaneous electronics, with minor computer edits. The boy appears to be dressing up as an orc shaman from the Warcraft franchise.
>>776
Game distributed by Steam, titled "Femdom Lines". The game appears to be a pornographic game focusing on BSDM.
>>777
A screencapture of Char from the anime Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam, just before he says "I have never even once betrayed anyone, Haman.".
>>786
Host for doujin scans, among other things. This Doujin is "[Semakute Kurai (Kyouan)] Chou Mahou Shoujo Kaizou 3 Kaori", featuring girls with many penises.
>>789
An image of Jeffrey Epstein, captioned with text from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restored a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or psersist in the doomed world you have created".
>>792
News site. This article is "Farmers jailed in Australia for smuggling Danish pig semen in shampoo bottles".
>>802
Host for doujin scans, among other things. This Doujin is "(C95) [Gerupin (Minazuki Juuzou)] Bibibi no Biketsugou (Gegege no Kitarou) [English] {Hennojin}", an English translation of a Doujin of Gegege no Kitarou, featuring Mana and Neko.
>>806
News site focused on Hong Kong. This artile is titled "Bizarre photo of Adolf Hitler in Japanese kimono goes viral". It shows the photograph and reactions on social media.
>>808
Community forum, specifically the subforum for the defunct personal website host Geocities. Additionally, the forum is viewed with an unusual style.
>>810
Image of a painting of a blue-skinned fairy with large butterfly-style wings in a forest. The fairy is holding a crown and looking at the viewer.
>>812
News site focused on New Zealand. The article is titled "The Kiwi who fell in love with an anime character", and describes a resident of New Zealand who imagined himself in a relationship with fictional character Rem of the anime Re:Zero. Eventually he started a relationship with a human woman, and a documentary was made about him.
>>813
Online store for knives and accessories. This item is "Emerson Protech USN GXI Custom CQC-7 Tanto Automatic Knife G-10 (3.25" Black)".
>>814
Video titled "Béla Bartók - Rhapsody for Piano, Op. 1 (1904)".
>>822
Video news site. This video is titled "Girl Farts in Another Girl's Face During Fight " with commentary "shouldn't figh right after lunch... ".
>>825
Culture site. This article is titled "What is vore porn, and why do people love it?", and describes the vore fetish.
>>827
Social media post by a user posing as Toby Fox, claiming to link to the game "Deltarune chapter 2". Actually, it links to "Hentai Area 51".
>>828
Community sourced encyclopedia. This entry is for Dog, but is in the Scots language.
>>832
News site. This article is titled "Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Facility, Firefighters Forced to Dodge 'Projectiles'".
>>841
Image of a topless Japanese woman lying on a bed, with semen on her chest
>>852
News site focused on Japan. This article is "Police officer arrested for repeatedly clogging women’s toilets in convenience stores".
>>865
/dqn/ board of the 4-ch BBS.
>>873
BBS
>>886
Document titled "Adult Swim Schedule 2006". The schedule beings on January 1 and ends on December 31 of that year.
>>898
News site focused on New York. Article titled "Louis C.K. tells Israeli crowd ‘I’d rather be in Auschwitz than New York City’".
>>905
Porn video titled "white teen groped in bus".
>>906
Photograph of a Japanese in-store advertisement for a product called "Poopsie Slime Surprise".
>>927
Video titled "Throwing a dog out of an airplane". A dog is tossed into a bank of snow. Because of lighting, until the dog hits, the snow looks like clouds seen from an airplane.
>>931
Screenshot from the visual novel Baldr Sky, showing a city covered in graffiti. The caption reads "That's Anonymous City in a nutshell, also known as the internet's garbage dump".
>>937
A photograph of a shower curtain. The curtain depicts an image from the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, of a character in a wagon looking towards the viewer. A caption on the shower curtain reads "Hey you. You're finally awake".
>>939
News site. The article is titled "Prominent British lawyer sparks outrage after clubbing fox to death while dressed in a kimono". The lawyer apparently found the fox in his garden and did not want to call animal services during a holiday.
That's it, I'm done now. If you are reading this in some far-off distant future, I hope this context has been somewhat helpful as you try to understand us. Please note that this was long enough that it was only practical to write it in an external file and copy-paste it in, so the spirit of the thread has been preserved.