CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 13:26

This is the worst take I have seen today. How can someone be misinformed, wrong and have a condescending attitude to boot while also being those things

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 20:05

You are adventurers in the realm of Beef ’s Keep, where the nations have been splintered over major disagreements in how to treat the realm’s people. Creepingvale and the United Clown Nations have led their people into a collective darkness known as The Deep Freeze. While the world currently feels like a cold and desolate place, you reside in the one nation that remains a true beacon of hope: Freshtovia.

Freshtovia has known for its lush fields; signature dishes; and redheaded queen, Queen Wendy. As queen of Freshtovia, Wendy has clapped back at all attacks on her borders. She is strong and has maintained her nation’s integrity despite the growing pressure of the other nations.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 20:50

We all know of the later traveler Marco Polo, who acquired a taste for Chinese pizza, spaghetti and ravioli and carried his taste across the entire length of Eurasia, totally transforming the Italian diet.

854 Name: vc: kroutch : 1993-09-9535 04:58

It's all vanilla until NTR Caesar enters

bada bing bada veni vidi vici

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 16:34

Anyway, you're clearly not going to give up, but I am. I'll leave you with some actual colloquial Japanese, not the botched nonsense you try to pass off as such. Notice how it makes sense, whereas what you say doesn't. A selection of my friend's reactions to some of your sentences. She's from Osaka.

confused wrote:
なにい
に と で は同時に使えないすね
イミフ
よめない…
???????
とりあえず前半しか何が言いたいのかわからん
....
言いたいことだけはわかる

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 14:26

Hai guys. I wasn't sure which subreddit to start this topic in, sorry if I got it wrong. Yesterday, while I was sittiin on the toliet, I came up with an amazing theory. I hope you uboachanners like it! Desu! Basically, all of Yume Nikki, all of it, is about shitting your pants. Why does Madotsuki never leave her room? Many people have asked this question and I've got the answer. She's embarrassed after shitting her pants. Mado is a loli and kids at age are very sensitive to peer pressure. Mado shat her pants in class in front of everybody, that's why she never leaves her room. She's too embarrassed. Now, a second thing I noticed is that Mado never goes to the bathroom the whole game. She developed a complex where she is afraid that she will shit herself again. She doesn't trust herself enough to eat because she thinks that that will keep her from emptying her bowels again. If you can't eat, you can't shit. Not eating is painful though so she decided to end it all. She was too hungry. A lot of symbolism in the game supports this. Why else would the poop hair effect be in the game? It doesn't make sense! There's also the random restroom in Block World. Mado's deep sub-consciousness is telling her that she NEEDS to shit. It's like Karl Marx always said, from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. Mado can shit so she needs to shit as a HUMAN BEING. KyuuKyuu-kun is a piece of shit. What else could she be!? She's calling out to Mado from the staircase, reminding Mado of what she did. Notice how Madotsuki is always afraid of the toriningen getting close to her? She's afraid that they'll notice the shit in her pants. The toriningen represent Mado's more popular peers who isolated Madotsuki after her accident. What does shit mean, what does it signify? What deeper connection to the universe can be made from our human waste? The essays by the famous philosopher Michel de Montaigne teaches us that shit represents all of humanities embarrassments throughout history. The holocaust, 9/11, the Hindenburg disaster. Kikiyama must have read this book before the creation of Yume Nikki because she incorporates these themes into her magnum opus. Maybe she made Yume Nikki because she also shit herself? Mado's embarrassment is all of our embarrassment as a united species on this tiny, insignificant, blue planet we call Earth. We're all just a bunch of lost souls floating through space and we all don't want to shit our pants. Goodbye Madotsuki. Thank you for showing us the truth.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 19:40

Indeed, the Conmaicne people claimed that their progenitor was Feargus Mac Roich, the unassuageably lusty owner of the Lia Fál, the great phallus, now turned to stone, which stands on the top of the Hill of Tara.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 04:49

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Epicureanism Real Hahahaha Attican Just Shift Your Avoidance Like Attican Control Your Desire Haha

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9542 17:55

According to E2's "Site Trajectory",[6] traffic has dropped from 9976 new write-ups created in the month of August 2000, down to 93 new write-ups in February 2017.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 20:21

Error: abort "bleb"

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 21:58

The man was pure muscle.

However you think about it, that is the only word that can do him justice. Anyone who sees this giant of a man - over two meters tall - will find their eyes drawn to his extraordinary mass. The sense of hopelessness only increases as you tilt your head to try and guess at his height.

From the innumerable scars carved into his pale skin, one can easily imagine the immense amount of training and battle the man has overcome. However, it is obvious that not a single one of those wounds had truly pierced him."

After all, what could come of taking a paring knife to a ball of metal? The man's body is a steel mass in itself. A sharp blade may cut his skin - even draw some blood - but it stops there.

His arms alone are virtually the size of crocodiles. There is nothing covering his pectorals, but it is clear that the toughness of his body is practically armor. His legs trudge along with the force of mammoths.

Leather straps tightly coil around his entire body, including his face, but he does not appear to be suffering. In fact, the man is smiling, as though enjoying it - as though asking, is this all that constricts me? Certainly, the straps around his waist and between his legs cannot be considered protection at all.

That is fine; his flesh is not something meant to be contained within armor. If anything, it is unnecessary. That is the immensity of the man's mass.

The man crashed through the forests east of Trifas as evening set in. To the onlooker, a fish walking on land may be more believable; he stood out like a sore thumb against the abundance of nature that surrounded him.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 05:17

Meader has admitted to doing 'stupid stuff' and said that he 'nutted' on the toy.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 13:45

Hot Guys Making Out is a yaoi role-playing game, set in the Spanish Civil War, in which a tormented nobleman and his young ward attempt to resist their forbidden love for each other, and fail.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 10:55

まど☆マギオン

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:48

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 05:52

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867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 07:32

Folks who bought Fallout 76 last year can now grab ye olde Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout Tactics for free. Finally, your Fallout 76 purchase will get you a good game.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 12:55

Dulcinaria

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 08:48

Bjorn Adalbjornsson, a senior lecturer at the University of Iceland's faculty of food science, said without moisture, "food will simply dry out".

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 09:05

However, no
goods may be moved by more than one transporter
in the movement phase of any one turn.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 10:04

Your responses in this string make me realize that I really need to leave Chrome.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 10:58

Yeah, we had small fire tornadoes thanks to our city council.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 05:55

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 07:52

The grainy video showed a man hold open the dryer door as another pushed the cat in, before they turned on the machine and left.

It was not immediately clear why the men put the cat into the dryer or what had happened to the other man in the video.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 15:07

event-6fdfdf7d79-gcrpp

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 00:00

Topical issues featured in Dinosaurs include environmentalism, endangered species, women's rights, sexual harassment, LGBT rights, objectification of women, censorship, civil rights, body image, steroid use, allusions to masturbation (in the form of Robbie doing the solo mating dance), drug abuse, racism (in the form of a dispute between the two-legged dinosaurs and the four-legged dinosaurs), peer pressure, rights of indigenous peoples (in the form of the dinosaurs interacting with cavepeople), corporate crime, government interference in parenting, and pacifism.[8]

In the episode "I Never Ate for My Father," in lieu of carnivorism, Robbie chooses to eat vegetables, and the other characters liken this to communism, and drug abuse.[citation needed]

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 14:36

--alsologtostderr=false:

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 05:01

After discovering Oetker's Nazi past, his children hired a provenance researcher to investigate the origins of his art collection

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 05:12

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Vampire cartoon who wants to drink pee instead of blood #いいトイレの日 1/7

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 07:45

Although the religion was mostly forbidden and its followers persecuted thereafter in China, it survived till the 14th century in the country. Under the Song dynasty, its followers were derogatorily referred to with the chengyu 吃菜祀魔 (pinyin: chī cài sì mó) "vegetarian demon-worshippers".

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 01:26

Unit #29712 (sow ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29713 (sow ()) will marry males
Unit #29714 (boar ()) will marry females
Unit #29715 (boar ()) likes females
Unit #29716 (goose ()) likes males
Unit #29717 (gander ()) will marry females
Unit #29718 (yak cow ()) likes males
Unit #29719 (yak bull ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29756 (magma crab ()) will marry males and will marry females
Unit #29757 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29758 (magma crab ()) will marry males
Unit #29759 (magma crab ()) will marry females
Unit #29770 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29771 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29772 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29773 (pond grabber ) is not biologically capable of sex
Unit #29787 (crundle ()) likes females
Unit #29788 (crundle ()) likes males
Unit #29789 (vrock ()) likes males and likes females
Unit #29790 (vrock ()) likes males and will marry females
Unit #29791 (tiercel peregrine ()) will marry females
Unit #29792 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29793 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29794 (raven ()) will marry males
Unit #29795 (raven ()) will marry females
Unit #29796 (raven ()) likes females

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 05:51

ÒωÓ

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 14:26

Plinabulin

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 02:12

New: Rick and Morty Adventure & Rule Book

Run a game that makes your players say, “Wubba lubba dub dub!”

What happens when the wild, narcissistic genius of Rick Sanchez’s power-gaming sensibilities and sarcastic metacommentary are paired with the world of Dungeons & Dragons? Find out on Tuesday when this book is released!

Burgertime

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 14:21

hwyrfaþ

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 18:02

Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 20:36

no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
hwyrfaþ
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
no dude, you said sodium chklordid
iT Rreally take s a high iQ to understand the iromy of wubbla lubba dub dub in Rick Und MorTy
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead
that is the same as salt, but you couldve just said salt instead

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 05:49

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Good morning, Yuni-sama. 🦇
I hear that toilets in Japan are beautiful in the world. I'm glad I was born in a country with toilets. Toilet sbest!!!

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 17:06

no_slash=${1////.}

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 05:09

Stories about coercion, rape, and erectile dysfunction shouldn't be this endearing.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 07:12

It’s cold on Titan, at -180°C (-291°F), but thanks to its thick atmosphere, residents wouldn’t need pressure suits—just warm clothing and respirators.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 03:20

6“Nobody suppose to go nea one close ohana fo make sex wit dem. I Yahweh, da God dass fo real.
7“You betta not make sex wit yoa mudda. Az yoa mudda. No make shame fo yoa fadda lidat.
8“You betta not make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wifes, cuz dat make shame fo yoa fadda too.
9“You betta not make sex wit yoa sista, no matta her yoa fadda's girl o yoa mudda's girl, no matta she grow up da same house wit you, o anodda place.
10“You betta not make sex wit yoa boy's girl, o yoa girl's girl. Dat goin make shame fo you.
11“No make sex wit yoa fadda's odda wife's girl, cuz yoa fadda her fadda too. She yoa sista.
12“No make sex wit yoa fadda's sista. She yoa fadda's close ohana.
13“No make sex wit yoa mudda's sista. She yoa mudda's close ohana.
14“No go nea yoa fadda's brudda's wife fo make sex wit her. No make shame fo yoa fadda brudda lidat. She yoa auntie.
15“No make sex wit yoa daughta in law. She yoa boy's wife. No make sex wit her.
16“No make sex wit yoa brudda wife. No make shame fo yoa brudda lidat.
17“If you make sex wit one wahine, no go make sex wit her girl too. An no go make sex wit her boy's girl o her girl's girl. Dey da wahine's close ohana. Az one real bad kine ting you doing.
18“No take yoa wife sista fo come anodda wife fo you, cuz den dey goin fight. No make sex wit her wen yoa real wife still yet stay alive. 19“No go nea one wahine fo make sex wit her wen she get her sick time ery month, wen she no can come in front me.
20“No go make sex wit any odda guy wife, an make yoaself pilau lidat so you no can come in front me.
21“No give any a yoa own kids fo make um go through da fire fo make sacrifice fo da idol kine god Molek, cuz you guys betta not make my name pilau. I Yahweh.
22“No make sex wit one guy jalike you make sex wit one wahine. Az pilau dat.
23“No make sex wit one animal, an make yoaself come pilau lidat. One wahine betta not give herself to one animal an make sex wit um. Dat mean dey ack jalike peopo an animals not diffren, an az going agains doing da right tings.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 05:41

Consider placing a chair and table in your vampire's sealed room and making them an undead accountant. As they have nothing to do but sit around for eternity, once they get their skills up, they may make exceedingly effective managers/record keepers. Work orders and stockpile updates currently seem to be psychically transmitted from the desk of the dwarf assigned to those labors, so entombing them in their office isn't an issue. However, vampire dwarves are still alcoholics, yet cannot drink anything but blood; the resulting job performance penalty from the "can't even remember the last time he/she had some" level of alcohol withdrawal significantly reduces the usefulness of vampires in this sort of role.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 15:15

Woods over woods in gay, theatric pride. --Goldsmith.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 03:25

When an opposition lawmaker last week asked a government minister why Hungary was withdrawing from Eurovision, he was told that the public broadcaster was responsible for the decision. Hungary, like other countries, has taken years off from the competition before, most recently in 2010.

However, pro-government commentators have cheered the withdrawal as a win for opponents of the LGBT movement.

Magazine editor András Bencsik said Eurovision has “been reduced to” a “homosexual flotilla.” He said staying out of the contest was good for Hungary’s “mental health.”

“Many young people thought that this is something for people under 18, but at this event the destruction of public taste takes place with screaming transvestites and bearded women,” Bencsik added.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9586 19:30

As you can see, he's a man to be reckoned with. It also turns out that Wil's a nice guy who has been living under the shadow of that horribly-written Wesley Crusher character that he played as a paying job for several years. He seems well on his way to overcoming the stigma however, and we're happy to support him in that endeavor.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9587 15:32

htt p s : / / 8 ku n. to p / rand 21 / inde x. html
232 active isps, tor text-posting enabled (if you will sperg HURR DURR NO TOR FILE POSTING spacey does not have even text-posting)

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 04:35

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901 Name: vc: win : 1993-09-9589 07:45

The Chinese president is a ceremonial office with no substantive authority, while the real power rests with the general secretary of the Communist Party and chairman of the party’s Central Military Commission, the other two posts Xi also holds.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 22:20

Imagine having a bad day
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903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 05:06

Around 1820, Justinus Kerner, a German doctor and poet famous for his supernatural and melancholy romantic verse, published the first accurate description of the symptoms of what he termed Wurstgift, or “sausage poisoning”: drooping eyelids, accompanied by difficulty swallowing and breathing.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 07:28

China's RX 5700 XT WAIFU Video Card by Yeston | Review & Tear-Down

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 17:27

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 21:15

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 06:25

Alexander was only defeated once, the Cynic philosophers said long after his death, and that was by Hephaestion's thighs.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 20:09

But humans are also highly adaptable. Since modern humans appeared some time between fifty and two hundred thousand years ago they have survived, prospered, proliferated, and spread into almost every habitable region of the Earth. They have been hunter-gatherers, farmers, warriors, city-builders, conquerors, explorers, colonisers, traders, inventors, industrialists, financiers, managers, and, in the Final Days of their species, WordPress site administrators.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 02:21

Cygames developed new H game “Sexy Pinball” character seiheki bargain sale. Omosiro game + sukebe power.
H power Plus Ultra.
echi-Pirate isekai-teni hayari character.
multi ball tuyotuyo girl. Pinball game is mukasi natukasi onko-tisin.
Thank you.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 04:11

One Punch Man 2nd Season Commemorative Special

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 06:02

The owner of this website (krsw.5ch.net) has banned the country or region your IP address is in (US) from accessing this website.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 10:44

Изумрудный Хуй

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:25

It seems that the Committee to Ascribe a Naval Origin to Everything knows no bounds.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 10:32

погчемпион

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 14:00

Thus, a rainbow is not an object and cannot be physically approached.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 14:26

rappers then: rap about committing crimes, die of AIDS from fucking so many bitches
rappers now: rap about your depression and anxiety, die of xanax overdose

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 15:55

berry flavored blend of apple puree, apple juice and blueberry puree, in a blend of 3 from concentrate and 5 not from concentrade juices with natural flavors

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 18:05

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Pokémon Promotion" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because there’s a Pokémon Promotion, fool.
It's only Pokémon. POKETTO MONSUTAS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Pokémori." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you Pokémon if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Poké-mori, with Groudon."
Who in the world orders Groudon nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with Groudon?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Groudon"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Utsudon (Weepinbell).
That's right, Utsudon, with a juice box. This is the vet's way of eating.
Utsudon means you get a Weepinbell instead of Groudon. But on the other hand the price is exactly the same. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the Kid’s Gyudon.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 22:05

#39ff14

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 01:57

According to hospital administrators, more than 200 lawyers wielding sticks stormed Lahore's Punjab Institute of Cardiology (PIC) at midday on Wednesday.

Hospital officials said the lawyers forced their way past security and split into groups, attacking various departments and wards.

Video footage shared on social media showed lawyers - in suits and ties - smashing medical equipment and windows, and beating up staff and officials including Punjab information minister Fayazul Hasan Chauhan who had arrived on the scene to try to restore calm.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 03:57

/script DEFAULT_CHAT_FRAME:AddMessage("\124cff9d9d9d\124Hitem:128:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0\124h[Deprecated Tauren Trapper's Pants]\124h\124r");

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 14:08

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i wet my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't weaw a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpweggews now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimothew >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibowtion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecowogist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-ewhaps i c-couwd offew him my tasty boimiwk uwu o-ow m-maybe i'ww ask if he wiww accept a pint of my sticky boisywup instead UwU

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 16:33

>>922
What exactly is the difference between boysyrup and boymilk?

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 01:04

>>923
Maybe it's like maple syrup and boymilk is boiled to alter the texture and concentrate the flavor.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 04:00

Water engineers politely call it “direct potable reuse.” Others call it “toilet-to-tap.”

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 16:02

>>925 I really hope those places don't have users of birth control or hormone replacement. I have heard that those things don't get filtered out very effectively.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 19:00

THIS IS WHAT I DO TO ANIMALS WHO INTERRUPT MY VIDYA
(https://gfycat.com/dearestangelickissingbug)

928 Name: vc: shoutchable : 1993-09-9605 03:07

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 03:08

sorry, forgot to clear name for uninteresting captcha

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 02:34

According to the Suda, Sappho was married to Kerkylas of Andros.[14] However, the name appears to have been invented by a comic poet: the name "Kerkylas" comes from the word "κέρκος" (kerkos), a possible meaning of which is "penis", and is not otherwise attested as a name,[39] while "Andros", as well as being the name of a Greek island, is a form of the Greek word "ἀνήρ" (aner), which means man.[18] Thus, the name may be a joke name, and as such could be rendered as "Dick Allcock from the Isle of Man".[39]

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 21:08

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9607 23:41

“We had a choice anon. Joker 2 or Cats 2. the fate of society was on your hands”

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 01:46

During Jul in Norway, a tradition is to eat a rice porridge known as risgrøt; a single almond is hidden in the porridge. Whoever finds the almond receives a marzipan pig as a prize.[1] The same tradition exists for Christmas Eve in Denmark, but with risalamande.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 06:10

Humiliation Hynde had two sons in the 1620s; he called them both Humiliation Hynde.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 10:48

Should a drone succeed in mating, the first thing that happens is all of the drone's blood in his body rushes to his endophallus which causes him to lose control over his entire body. His body falls away, leaving a portion of his endophallus attached to the queen which helps guide the next drone in the queen.

936 Name: vc: meaxable : 1993-09-9610 18:05

Blog. How to Make Great Flakes with a 32" Flaking Mill. By Ian Hall, Oilseed Applications Engineer. It's not easy to achieve the perfect flake.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9613 09:44

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9613 11:27

gringemas

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 17:11

There is a an opinion that "блять" doesn’t exist or is a misspelling. That maybe so - and the etimology of the word is debatable. However Russian (and especially obscene Russian ) is not a dead or a stale language. It keeps evolving and developing. So what might have started as a misspelling, has turned into a norm simply by the virtue of common usage. If one maintains that the language is unchangeable because there is a “norm”, I have news for you - for an English (or Russian for that matter) speaker from 550 years ago - most of thy modern English is one huge misspelling. ;-)

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 18:59

Hi everyone, I am Sharon. from Poland I want to use this medium to appreciate Dr Ogbeifun the great black magic death spells caster for the successful death spells he cast on someone for me. I contacted him when my husband left me for another woman who uses witchcraft power to take my husband. I was desperately in need of help when I found his contacts online about his genuine powers. I told him my situation and how I wanted the bitch who took my husband gone. He told me not to worry. He cast the death spells ritual on her and the bitch died in her sleep within 24hours. Now my husband is back home and we are living happily. Thank you so much Dr Ogbeifun, You are so real and true.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 22:31

>>37
Anime-style girl crouched down, firing what looks like a FN P90 to the left. Behind the girl is the case for the gun, shaped like a violin case. The girl's clothes and hair wave. Black and white.

>>40
Unknown. A link to user-uploaded content(?) on a server related to the "Formation Girls" game. The game appears to be defunct, and the image has expired.

>>44
Javascript-based tutorial for techniques in the game "Tetris". In Japanese.

>>51
Website describing humorous blends of films. This particular page is "The Killing Field of Dreams". Description: A New York Times journalist is driven by an unseen voice to establish a baseball field in a Cambodian rice paddy during the mad rule of Pol Pot. Tagline: "If you commit genocide, they won't come."

>>52
Humor site in the format of a newspaper. This article, "Baseball Statisticians Unveil New Analytics Model Measuring Precise Amount Of Joy They Suck From The Game", satirizes excessive use of statistics in sports.

>>56
News site. This article is an opinion piece titled "EAT CHEESE LIVE FOREVER EAT CHEESE NEVER DIE", and is almost entirely written in capital letters. It appears to be commentary that news sensationalizes and misrepresents scientific findings.

>>63
Video, titled "Yuko Sakaitsukasa & YMO - Computer Obachan Animated Promo Video". An animated Japanese music video showing an elderly Japanese woman piloting a spaceship.

>>67
Image of the Killdozer, with the caption "Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything." and a Nike logo. A reference to a controversial advertising campaign by Nike.

>>76
Two videos. The first is a video from the mid 1990s about a man who wins at Japanese Pachinko machines. Commenters express nostalgia. The second is titled "Billy And The Clown Special Remastered Edition". It is three hours of Sam Hyde reading a story.

>>81
Blog about LaTeX. This post describes use of \reflectbox, \scalebox, and various unicode characters to reflect text in various ways.

>>82
Unknown. The music file has been removed from Soundcloud. The artist produces electronic music.

>>89
Blog post describing the use of compilers which output JavaScript [sic].

>>91
Unknown. The site 4x13.net is a text-based bbs.

>>92
Video titled "【Hatsune Miku_UtataP】永遠に幸せになる方法、見つけました。【Original】" A music video produced with the Vocaloid software.

>>93
Online dictionary, the entry for "hakurei", which is defined as "A type of round, white turnip from Japan." "Hakurei" is also the surname of a popular video game character.

>>100
Unknown. The site serves as a repository for user-uploaded content, but this video file has been removed.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 22:31

>>110
The video has been taken down by Youtube in response to copyright claims from SO Productions LLC. It appears to have been a commercial for a cleaning product "ShamWow" by the pitch-man Vince.

>>132
The site has become defunct, but this was a community-sourced page associating backgrounds from the anime "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" with real locations in Japan.

>>133
Song from the anime "Welcome to the NHK", titled "Damn It... Another Sunset"

>>138
Thread on a BBS, titled "DQN IFFY UH" with 5 replies.

>>168
News site. Article titled "Impure reason: Russian man shot in heated Kant philosophy debate".

>>178
Community question-answer forum. This subsection focuses on the religion Judaism. The question "Is human flesh a kosher food?" is answered in the negative.

>>183
Community-driven encyclopedia. The page regarding the Nuremberg Trials, a short subsection describing intelligence tests and psychiatric assesments of the defendents, including I.Q. scores determined for the defendents.

>>186
Website for LBC, a London talk radio station. Article titled "The Shocking Ad Telling Parents To Stop Taking Children To Be Shot By Paramilitaries". The advertisement was created by the Department of Justice for Northern Ireland regarding ongoing violence.

>>188
A blog post titled "Lorenz attractor is owl.", describing similarities between graphs of certain solutions to the Lorenz equations and the eyes of an owl.

>>196
A tutorial site. This tutorial is "How to Use OpenGL ES in Android Apps". The tutorial describes how to create an application that will run on the Android operating system and display an orange torus.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 22:32

>>202
A website titled "HowTallisMan". Articles on the site describe the heights of various men or women (famous or not).

>>230
A fashion blog. This article is "Steal the Style: Ryan Gosling in Drive", describing how to purchase clothing similar to the unnamed protagonist of the 2011 film "Drive".

>>236
A comic depicting a boy who eats cookies, then transforms into a girl. The boys clothes change with him.

>>243
News site. This article is "American 'killed in India by endangered Andamans tribe'". It describes the uncontacted inhabitants of the North Sentinel island attacking and killing a Christian missionary from Alabama.

>>257
A link to the Google search page with the query "db".

>>269
Community-driven encyclopedia. This page is for the Goliath Birdeater Tarantula. The specific section describes their large size.

>>271
Image from the Granblue Fantasy anime-style game. The character Pecorine says "I'd never let anyone else have you, Karyl! Don't you worry! If you were made into terrine, I'd lap up every morsel myself!"

>>280
Site for the Japanese Kanji Proficiency Test Association. A page for the "Kanji of the Year" for 2018. The Kanji is 災, meaning "disaster, calamity, woe, curse, evil".

>>291
Community-driven encyclopedia. An photograph titled "Pessebre a la plaça de Sant Jaume - caganer". The photograph is of a stylized statue of a defecating man.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 22:32

>>302
News site. The article is "Man uses super long CVS receipt to repair broken blind". It describes a photograph posted on social media of a long receipt being used to replace a broken window blind.

>>306
Video titled "Cool 3D World 2015 Vine Compilation". A collection of short videos related to the site cool3dworld.com, which appears to be a collaboration center for amateur artists using 3d rendering software.

>>316
Description of a software project, "jjogaegi", which is a "Command line utility to create, parse, and format Korean vocabulary to import into Anki, Quizlet, and other flashcard apps."

>>319
Forum for discussing the mental conditions of Autism and Asperger's. This thread is titled "Touhou Obsession", posted by user "XxLordxX". There are no replies.

>>331
Community-driven encyclopedia. Page, in French, describing the practice of wearing artificial male genitals.

>>338
Blog post containing the lyrics to the song "Tekireiki na Lady" from the anime "Lucky Star".

>>348
Online mathematical software. This specific page describes a feature which, when given a name from a list of fictional characters, will return a parametric function whose plot resembles that character.

>>351
News site, an article titled "Supposing ... Subversive genius Banksy is actually rubbish". An opinion piece by a writer who is not impressed with the artist Banksy.

>>362
Community forum, subforum focused on answering questions of law. The question, "Are lolis legal?" recieved no conclusive response.

>>372
Blog post titled "It's Always Sunny in Skotoprigonyevsk". It discusses the theme of mundane amorality, in classic literature and in the televsion show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

>>373
The video has been blocked in my location by Youtube in response to copyright claims from WBTV. It appears to be a comedy sketch titled "Wind Storm '97 Mad TV", which is a satire of news reporters who have unusual priorities in their reporting.

>>375
A two-panel image. The first image is three cat bowls, with the caption "DM: makes puzzle really easy". The second image is three cats eating from the three cat bowls in contorted positions, with the caption "players: spend 3 hours finding terrible solution". It is a commentary on a common occurence in tabletop games.

>>376
Community-sourced encyclopedia specializing in Anonymous internet culture. This page is on the Yoshinoya copypasta.

>>381
Image of Yayoi, a character from the anime-styled game THE iDOLM@STER. She is eating food and looking at the viewer.

>>389
An image of two globes. The first is captioned "Indonesia", and the country of Indonesia is shaded in. The second is captioned "Outdonesia", and every country except Indonesia is shaded in. The image is a screencapture from Twitter, and appears to have been taken by a Japanese user.

>>395
Video titled "Extinction - Ariadne's Ocean - Episode One Trailer". After a brief voice-over, a camera pans through a series of rendered 3D environments while music plays. It promotes a mod for the game SOMA.

>>396
News site. The article's title is "Son, 27, 'wants to sue his parents because he didn't CONSENT to being born'". The man in question lives in India, and hopes to make prospective parents think more about their hypothetical childrens' futures.

>>399
Now-removed game distributed by Steam, titled "Captain fly and sexy naked girls at school". The game appears to be about a fly who observes anime-styled girls in various states of undress.

>>400
Personal web site titled "Sythesizers, Music & Television". The author, Yala, has written descriptions of how to use synthesizers to create music.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 22:32

>>407
News site, with article headline "'Weirdest Set of Coincidences in My Life.' Scientists Tracked Down the Owner of a USB Stick Found in Frozen Seal Feces".

>>410
Image of a list of fetishes from FetLife, a site focused on sexual fetishes. One entry in the list has been circled: "forcing girls to switch to linux".

>>413
Photograph of a blue coffee mug on a desk. The mug appears to be filled with milk. A figurine of a gorilla, presumably made out of chocolate, is almost submerged in the milk.

>>429
Animated gif, in the style of a reload animation from DOOM. The character holds two fistfulls of shotgun shells, then slams them together. The shells become a shotgun, made of shotgun shells. The character fires the gun.

>>445
Community-driven encyclopedia, the page for "Wishbone's Dog Days of the West", which is a children's movie featuring a dog.

>>449
Image of a visual novel, a scene in a classroom. The text is intermixed English and Japanese.

>>452
Image with the caption "Autistic Muppet" of a yellow muppet, against a gray background.

>>457
Animated gif of a slinky falling down a two-step escalator, designed for perpetual motion.

>>460
Game distributed by Steam, titled "Genuis! Nazi-girl Goeppels-chan Ep1 Creating the People' Receiver". A visual novel in which the player takes the role of Paul Joseph Goebbels reimagined as an anime girl.

>>473
Screenshot a news site headline: "Tranny who hasn't cleaned her room in 3 years thinks she could be a housewife if she dates a nazi"

>>480
Screenshot of a post by user "Thundertactics" on Bioware's game forms. He states some hypotheses of what the sweat of fictional character Tali would smell like, based on what scientific information is given in the Mass Effect series of video games.

>>487
Image of two wooden doors flying above the New York skyline towards two ships, which are rotated so that they appear as skyscrapers in the position of the WTC. The text is a collection of political references.

>>488
Remix of "Shii's song", including dialogue from an anime adaptation of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

>>489
Community-sourced encyclopedia focused on 4chan's music community. This page describes Ken Snyder, a musician from the 1970s. He is most well known for the cover of the album "By Request Only".

>>493
Image of a ceramic tiled floor.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 22:33

>>504
Image of a cat inside a cardboard box. The box appears to be filled with doujins. The cat appears to be holding a small pillow, the cover of which is a scantily clad catgirl. The cat appears to be surprised.

>>514
Image of an anime-styled game. Two characters are displayed in front of a table laden with various foodstuffs and utensils. A caption reads "There were a roast of meat thought to be cock and the soup which was so yellow that it was".

>>515
Link to a thread on the 4-ch BBS, the /dqn/ board. The thread title is "Lets write an academic paper [Research]". The result of the thread was the publication of the paper "The Effects of Astronomical Bodies on Imouto’s Local Solutions to Rankine–Hugoniot Equations." by P. Gomez, P. Gomez, Tiddles the cat, P. Erdős, and P. Gomez on the website viXra.

>>516
Satirical news site, article title "Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs". The article relates to the production of a television series based on The Witcher and imagines what might happen if the lead actor approached his role with the same attitude as most players played the video game series.

>>517
Video titled "Merry Christmas 2018". A man wearing little except Christmas decorations traverses the outdoors, drinking vodka and engaging in other Slavic stereotypes. Christmas music plays.

>>555
News site, article titled "Guess who wins: Desperate weasel tries to fight off hungry heron". The article is commentary on a series of photographs depicting a heron killing a weasel.

>>578
Google's digitized library of books, viewing "The Apprentice, Etc" by Arthur Murphy, with a section of page 38 highlighted reading "mind your business". The search bar shows that the text searched for was "mind your bufinefs".

>>582
News site, article titled "Arkansas Men Arrested for Taking Turns Shooting Each Other While Wearing Bulletproof Vest After Drinking".

>>583
Edited version of a celebrated photograph of gases surounding a black hole. The light is edited to spell "owo".

>>589
Crime-focused news site, article "Mom does karate in Walmart parking lot as naked son exposes himself to customers & dog steals muffin mix from store: Cops".

>>596
Video posted on social media of a seal pushing around a bucket of fish, before moving to a zookeeper.

>>597
Humorous url which redirects to the /dqn/ board of the 4-ch BBS.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 22:33

>>611
Archived video game for DOS titled "Fight a Duck with the Longest Ever Recorded Bird Penis"

>>614
Image of a crow with a bottlecap on its head. The bottlecap looks like a small hat.

>>622
Website for a culture magazine, article "Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex With the Earth Could Save It".

>>624
Video titled "Sonic the Hedgehog V.S. Windows NT 5.0 Startup Sound". A short animation; Sonic the Hedgehog presses a button on a computer, which plays a startup sound. Then, Sonic stands outdoors in a street and looks up as a car falls on him. The video cuts to footage of a nuclear weapons test. The startup sound persists.

>>629
Unknown. The server does not display the image, returning a 403 error with text stating the image contains errors.

>>631
Unknown. Probably a spam site originally, now only the text "Error establishing a database connection".

>>639
Video titled "Dead or Alive - That's the Way (I Like It) (Official Video)". A music video set in a gym.

>>641
Anime-styled image of a girl with a slice of bread in her mouth, reaching for her shoes as she leaves the house. She is wearing a school uniform and carrying several bags. There is a cat behind her.

>>643
Screenshot from the video game "Final Fantasy XIV". A figure riding a mechanical contraption confronts a player's customized avatar, which is dressed as a plush toy. The caption reads "Livia sas Junius: I have so looked forward to this meeting... Peppa Pig."

>>644
Community-sourced encyclopedia, the page for "Valsalva maneuver", a breathing technique with several uses.

>>647
A series of anime-styled images of girls. Girls are exposing themselves, completely naked, or sometimes engaged in sexual activity.

>>657
Community-sourced encyclopedia, page on Academic Fencing. The specific linked section describes techniques of fencing.

>>660
Image of Vladimir Lenin imagined as an anthropomorphic bear.

>>662
Community-sourced encyclopedia, page on Jesus and the Woman Taken in Adultery, described John 7:53 to 8:11. The linked section describes variances in the Greek text.

>>680
News site focused on the United States Air Force. Article titled "That F-35 sky penis above Luke AFB wasn’t intended to be sky penis, base says", describing an event that was reported in mainstream news.

>>686
Video titled "実写版 ドラえもん @". A student film adaptation of Doraemon, who murders a bully and returns the money he had stolen.

>>696
Youtube playlist titled "DVD Cleaners", described as "Crossposted from https://twitter.com/MaxKriegerVG/status/1123696132083920897 so I can slap this up on our big TV and troll my coworkers." It is a collection of the audiovisual content placed on special VHS/CD/DVDs which where designed to physically clean the inside of a player.

>>697
Video titled "Higurashi Sound Effect - Yes, That One.". The sound is from the visual novel series "Higurashi: When They Cry" signifying distorted perception and/or imminent danger.

>>700
Online store for knives and accessories. This item is "Heretic Knives Manticore-X Double Edge OTF Knife Red (3.75" Black)".

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